The last feng shui master

Chapter 179 A good show debuts
Zuo Shan shook his head and said, "Because she married well."

After Zuo Shan finished speaking, he limped out.Abe followed behind, and the two maintained a wonderful tacit understanding.Abe Lip's footsteps stepped on Zuo Shan's footsteps.

Someone shouted: "Master, why didn't you take your box away?"

I yelled, "Don't move, it's for me."

After hearing the inexplicable words, Feng Wushuang looked around, patted his chest and said, "There is no invisible camera, aren't you guys filming "Urban Heroes"? The heads are all out. What happened to Ji Qianqian?"

I ran to the bench, inside the black box, silently.

I closed my eyes silently, sensing the movement inside the box, speculating in my mind what kind of insects might be inside, why I didn't feel any breath.

Zuo Shan is a descendant, could it be that insect descendants were planted in it?Why must there be no movement in the alley?Feng Wushuang saw that my face was constantly sweating, and wondered why I was sweating so much in the winter.

Feng Wushuang handed me a tissue, and I sighed, "I don't know what's inside, so I'm very worried."

Feng Wushuang looked at the plain black box, how many such boxes the airport had to leave in a day, looked at me curiously, don't tell me there is a bomb inside.

I shook my head and said, "It would be great if it was a bomb. This thing is scarier than a bomb. I can't sense what's inside right now."

Feng Wushuang looked like he was about to call the police and lost his voice. Could it be a biological weapon.

I shook my head and said, stand back a little, I'll go over and open it.Feng Wushuang was affected by me, retreated to the side, and her breathing became short of breath.

The box is very ordinary, there is not even a combination, just a simple button.

But often the simpler things are, the scarier they are.

My hands trembled a little. Even the blood spider that I swallowed, I could feel its breath at the beginning. Could it be that there is something more powerful than the blood spider in the box? I didn’t bring the jade ruler with me, otherwise I can try it out.

I finally put my hand on the box, but still didn't feel any movement inside.

Gritting his teeth, he opened the opening, only to see discs with colorful covers lying in the box, which Zuo Shan specially brought over from the island country, and they are considered special products there.Feng Wushuang looked at the things inside and couldn't help laughing, are you making a comedy?
I didn't expect Zuo Shan, a strange man of a generation, to bring a box of these things back after a trip from Japan.

Shen Yihu told me a joke before. The Public Security Bureau received a call saying that there was a sack under the bridge with two bombs in it. After the police checked and evacuated the crowd, they opened the sack and found a pair of four two.

I smiled bitterly and said, "Beauty Wushuang. It's because you didn't do a good job at the airport. How can you let such filthy things enter a harmonious society?"

After I resolved the conflict for Feng Wushuang, Feng Wushuang originally wanted to take the bus back, but my Wuling car came, so I took my Wuling car back.Several beautiful stewardesses saw Feng Wushuang pulling the suitcase, and the blue ribbon fluttered into the Wuling car.Can't help sighing, it's really a toad eating swan meat.The other said that the swan would rather be eaten by the toad than Prince Charming.

Feng Wushuang opened the car door and cursed, Qi Meiyan, Zheng Wanting, you two goblins, keep your mouths clean for me, he is my own brother.My sister-in-law is ten thousand times more beautiful than me.

The two long-legged stewardesses kept their mouths shut.

Feng Wushuang thumped and closed the car door. From now on, you will be my brother.I smiled and said, I will take you to see my sister-in-law another day.

Of course, there is still a tingling feeling in my heart. It is good to have a biological sister. I should have recognized it in college, and it has been delayed until now.

When Feng Wushuang got out of the car, he asked me: "I asked you just now, how is Ji Qianqian? Did you break up or what?"

I smiled sadly, she has turned into dust and left the world.

Back in the community, my parents and Uncle Bold were still chatting.My mother asked me, has my sister become a girlfriend?
I laughed and said, this time I really became my own sister!

When the mother heard that her sister had become her own sister, she smiled and said, are you hungry? There is still leftovers for you to fry an egg and fried rice at night.

I was full of things in my mind: "I'm tired today, go to bed early."

Lying on the bed, turning over constantly, Abe Lip, Zuo Shan, Shen Yihu, Liu Jun, Uncle Bold, and father were cheated out of 9 yuan.All kinds of things are inextricably linked and overwhelmed.

Uncle Bold said: "I, um, Xiao Qi, I don't have any books, I don't understand any major principles, I need to sleep, I will worry about it tomorrow."

I said: "Bold Uncle, if he is at the end of Qin, he will be Fan Kuai, and if I am at the end of Qin, he will be Fan Nuan."

Uncle Bold smiled and said: "You are at a time when you are sad. When I was your age, I didn't know where to earn money the next day at night, and there were still several accounts at home to eat. I was so anxious that I shed tears at night. It won't be dawn. The most difficult time was when your aunt was sick and lying in bed, and the two children still had to eat. There was only one bowl of rice left in the house, and there was only fifty cents in her pocket. But no, it's not over yet. "

Uncle Bold's words are simple, but they all make sense.

The wife is sick, and the children need to eat, but there is only a bowl of rice left in the house, and there is only [-] cents left in the pocket. The wife will die of illness at any time, and the two children will starve to death at any time.There are thousands of threads, and a family is over.

How did you get through that, I asked?
The bold uncle said: "It's not yet dawn, let me tell your aunt, I will not steal or rob, if I don't come back at night, it means that I jumped off the cliff and died, and I will never be your man in this life. You sell a My child, I don’t blame you if you get cured and get married again. Your aunt said, if you don’t come back, I will take the child to die. I cooked a bowl of rice into dry rice, filled my stomach, and went out. I’m looking for the owner of the noodle shop , bought 150 catties of rice noodles on credit, and went to Jiangxi by car to exchange them for millet. If I can’t go back today, I don’t need to go back. The man said, “Guess, you eat first, and I’ll weigh the millet. He brought me a bowl of white rice covered with a few pieces of white tofu. I ate half of it, and said that the millet should be weighed less.” Count the money for the bowls. I will take half a bowl of rice home for my mother-in-law to eat. The man gave me a jar, filled it with white rice, and asked me if I could pick it. I nodded vigorously and said yes. Wait for me After the meal, the millet has been packed, and two hundred catties of millet have been exchanged. There is only one car back, and I carry the millet and drive back. I am afraid that if I miss the car, your aunt and the child will die. The driver smokes Wait for me, 'I know you want to go back, so I didn't leave.' I went back to the rice noodle shop in our town, sold the millet to the boss, and paid back the difference. I made eight yuan that trip. At that time, mutton was one yuan, I bought five catties of mutton, rushed home at three o'clock in the afternoon, and stewed the mutton. Unexpectedly, your aunt recovered from her illness after eating the mutton. A hundred catties of rice came back and put it away, and I bought a few piglets back."

Uncle Bold said: "I will remember those three people all my life. The owner of the rice noodle shop died a few years ago. Their family had a funeral. I sent two pigs there. And the driver, I have never found it. That household in Jiangxi I went to look for them on purpose, but the roads are ever-changing, and there are so many people in the world, I hope that the children of that family will be filial, and there will be no disasters."

After listening to this story, I don't know why the tears in the corners of my eyes fell.

I said, Uncle Bold, thank you for your story.

I don't know if the story played a role, or my heart calmed down, and I fell asleep quickly.

Blindfolded black smoke was entangled again, huge rocks were intertwined, several rattans as thick as arms were intertwined, and the far-reaching lights were brilliant, and I didn’t have a single shoe under my feet.There are five toes on the left foot and five toes on the right foot. There are various black pebbles on the ground, and there are a few ghosts and monsters by the tree, looking at me with their eyes wandering around.

I don't know where it is, I just feel like I've been here before.

After walking forward for a while, I saw a large bungalow. When I opened the door and entered, no one stopped me.

This is where?

"That, here." I looked up, and saw an old man sitting on the sofa in the big bungalow. It seemed that the old man had seen it somewhere before, but I couldn't remember it for a while.

I asked, "Who are you? Who am I? How did I meet you here?"

The old man was holding two pork legs in his hands, eating happily, but he was also very angry: "Little thing. You don't remember who I am. I am your ancestor Donglingzi." I scratched my hair: "We met before Have you ever been?"

The old man scolded: "You bastard, I told you that the person from Fusang came back that time."

I didn't realize it for a while. Looking at the old man, he was still very sloppy, and the pork leg in his hand was also leaking oil. It seemed to be a bit of an impression, and I gradually understood my name.

"I remember, I am Xiao Qi. I have met you before. You are the patriarch Dong Lingzi." I plopped down on my knees and kowtowed to Dong Lingzi.

Dong Lingzi shook his head: "When I met you before, you were weird and weird, why have you become so dull now. It doesn't have my style at all."

I said: "No one can surpass the demeanor of the patriarch. I don't know why the patriarch summoned him late at night this time. I'm very busy, and I have to go back to sleep." Dong Lingzi laughed loudly: "These two sentences are reversed. It's over. You stand up and talk first."

I stood up and looked around the room, only to remember that this mansion was built by me for my grandfather. The air conditioner inside is from Gree, the color TV is from Changhong, the rice cooker and induction cooker are from Midea, the refrigerator is from Siemens, and the toilet is installed It is a turtle brand, with a full set of mahogany furniture.

After a quick glance, I felt something was missing.

I asked, "Why are the ten beauties gone?"

The patriarch took a rag and wiped off the oil on his mouth: "Do you think it is so easy for me to give you a dream? Last time I gave you a dream, it was because I won Master Xie and Master Fan in a card game that I could give you a dream. This time, I gave ten big ocean horses to Mr. Xie, so that I can give you a dream and let you meet me."

Master Xie is Bai Wuchang, and Master Fan is Hei Wuchang.

I thought about what kind of feeling it would be like to organize a meeting with ten big foreign girls with Mr. Xie taking off his long tongue.

I asked, "Is Master Xie so powerful?"

Dong Lingzi said with a smile: "Master Xie didn't want to use it himself. There are many ghosts under him who eat with him, and the foreign girls are wives for a few ghosts under his subordinates who are still single. Only this trick can Impress him, and this dream of mine can call you here."

I couldn't help but imagine that Bai Wuchang, holding his chin, held a winter seduction mobilization meeting to encourage everyone to generate income and strive to get a good result among the top ten ghost kings and ghosts.I thought it was extremely funny at first, but I shuddered when I thought about it. If this is the case, if I make money, the world will die.

I gave a thumbs up and said, "Master, you have saved your money, and your disciples will burn some when they go back." Dong Lingzi shook his head: "It doesn't matter if you don't come, I heard that you got a good box of discs tonight, burn them for me." Just come here, this place is more popular now.”

(End of this chapter)