The last feng shui master

Chapter 26 Leaving Hometown (1)

Wu Zhen laughed twice, but couldn't stop laughing, the watermelon grew bigger and his neck turned blue.Looking into the mirror, Wu Zhen said a little confused: "Oh, who covered my face with a watermelon?" When he realized that his face had turned into a watermelon, he knelt down in front of me with a plop, Master Xiao, you have to save me. I.

I helped Wu Zhen up: "Trap your head first, don't scare the kid, and I'll find a way to save you."

Wu Zhen found a black trash bag and cut out four holes, exposing two eyes, a mouth and a nose.Have someone guard the door, don't go in and don't let people in.I also put the little green snake whose bones had been shaken off the ground into a plastic bag, and led Wu Zhen out of the hotel door.

The shop owner saw that the figure of the man with the black hood was not that of the director. How come he put on the black hood himself just like in the TV, which is really strange. Did he come to the hotel to catch himself?
The shop owner asked, does Director Wu want to eat at noon?I will arrange a table for you.

Boss Leng's full name is Leng Quanlong. He came to town from another place. His wife is from our town. The two met while working in Dongguan. After earning money, they went back to town and opened a small hotel. The lobby on the first floor was freed up. Hold banquets as restaurants.

Wu Zhen thought that he would eat a watermelon and eat a fart, so he said in an official tone: "Brother Leng, what are you talking about? Big character, what reason do you have to ask you to arrange the dinner table? Don’t you offend me with your words?”

Leng Quanlong laughed twice, and praised: "Director Wu is a moral model of the times. Next time I have the opportunity, I must learn from Mayor Wu so that I can improve my self-cultivation and keep up with the pace of the times." it is good."

Wu Zhen nodded and said that was right, and walked out of the store with me.Boss Leng's five-year-old daughter ran out, walked up to Boss Leng with her little butt upside down, holding her brows together and frowning her eyes, thinking in a daze.

Boss Leng touched his little daughter's head caringly, and asked curiously in a low voice, little princess, why are you unhappy today? Are you not happy that you don't have to go to school today?

The little girl's eyeballs blinked very quickly. Dad, I saw a person walking with a big watermelon on his head. How can a person have a big watermelon on his head?

Leng Quanlong thought that his daughter must have been thinking wildly after watching cartoons, and said with a smile, next time you see a watermelon man, just ask yourself, and Dad doesn't know either.

I got into the police car, I drove, and Wu Zhen sat in the co-pilot.

Wu Zhen told me not to go back to the prison, but to go to his home.I was amused in my heart, you really like saving face, I followed Wu Zhen's instructions and drove to his house.There were two big wolfhounds tied to the door, and the vicious dogs kept barking when they saw me.

The courtyard was pasted with high-quality marble, two flower beds were planted with cycad trees, and the three-story building was exquisitely decorated. It would cost a lot of money to build the small courtyard.

Seeing that I was afraid of the two wolfhounds, Wu Zhen flew forward and kicked them twice, cursing, be honest with me.

Wu Zhen's wife, Miao Qinghua, ran out quickly. Didn't she say there was a case? Why did she come back by herself wearing a hood?

Wu Zhen shouted: "What do women do with so many things, pour tea for Master, and ask for good Pu'er."

I said don't be in a hurry to drink tea, and asked my sister-in-law for a canned bottle and a bottle of aged vinegar.Miao Qinghua prepared the things without saying much.

I smiled and said, "What are you afraid of, Director Wu, if you go home, take off the bag now, and wash it in a basin of cold water."

Wu Zhen hesitated for a moment, and took off the garbage bag. Miao Qinghua was taken aback, and shouted in surprise, "Are you going to catch the watermelon dealer, and it's not the season to eat watermelon yet?"

Wu Zhen slapped him with a slap, rolled away, and brought the water up quickly.

I poured the little green snake into the can and poured half a bottle of vinegar in. The little green snake died soon after being soaked in vinegar.The sourness of the mature vinegar is also gradually neutralized and loses its sourness.Wu Zhen looked at the green water in the basin, and cursed inwardly, he looked like he was wearing a green hat and a green scarf.After being in a daze for a while, I washed my face and neck with a towel.

The towel and the water in the dish turned green.

I looked at his appearance and thought to myself that if you raise a woman outside, your wife is not allowed to raise a man. Wearing a green watermelon for no reason may indicate that the green hat has been put on you.

Of course I can't tell Wu Zhen these words.

What I told Wu Zhen was that the water in the basin should be poured away, and the towels should be thrown into the fire.

I saw that the green snake in the bottle was almost soaked, and the smell of aged vinegar was okay, so I opened the lid, pushed it in front of Wu Zhen, and told him seriously: "The taste may not be very good, but it's better than holding a bottle of vinegar on your head." The watermelon head must be strong, drink it, it is best not to leave the first drop."

Wu Zhen's eyes widened, and he was still convinced by what I said. He lifted the jar and drank it all in one gulp. The little green snake went down his throat and into his stomach.

He actually drank it in one gulp, I was almost stunned, I thought he would drink it in several sips, he is the most afraid of death I have seen so far, he drank it in one breath because he was afraid of death.

After finishing the vinegar- and snake-flavored drink, Wu Zhen drank half a pot of herbal tea before he regained his composure. Seeing the watermelon in the mirror shrinking slowly, he was completely relieved.

I stand up and say goodbye.

Wu Zhen said: "Brother saved my life, why do I want to treat you to dinner?"

I said, "It's not that I don't want to eat, it's that I dare not eat your food. Last time you caught me and beat me up, and almost ruined it. Do I still dare to eat your food?"

Wu Zhen apologized and said: "It's not like you're in jail. We can compensate you, Brother Xiao must go, go to the restaurant now, I'll take out my purse and personally apologize to you."

I thought there was another apology, and said with a smile, "You are the leader. You don't need to apologize. I have to leave. I will leave the town in two days. I don't have time to eat."

Bai Xuan received 10 yuan to do me for Chong Laowu. I don’t believe that Wu Zhen didn’t have any intention of killing me, but why did I save Wu Zhen? I just wanted to find a more reliable place for my father and mother. backer, because I'm leaving town.

Wu Zhen pulled me to death and refused to let me go, and asked his wife Miao Qinghua to call Zhang Luo for lunch and said, "I know brother can't eat meat these few days, so we'll go to eat vegetarian food. I won't be happy if you are more polite."

I said yes, but I want to call Ma Yan, and I want to toast her three glasses of wine.Wu Zhen seemed to understand the crux of the matter. It turned out that Ma Yan was the one who was angry with me. He immediately called Ma Yan on the phone and ran to the toilet twice by himself. When it was time for dinner, he took his wife with him.

The three of us went to a temple where we eat vegetarian food. It is a temple on the mountain where Songxi Village is located. Many people from the county often come to eat vegetarian food.

In Songxi Village, I heard from my mother that there was an old Dr. Liu who was pestering the village and told him to suspend his business for a year. The old doctor refused to listen, and one person died when he gave injections.

When we arrived at Songxi Village, Song Chuxi, the village party secretary, heard that he personally wanted to take Wu Zhen to the temple for a meal.Ma Yan changed into a pair of shorts and stockings, and was wearing a small waistcoat. She had already waited at the gate of the temple after a massage.

(End of this chapter)