The last feng shui master

Chapter 31 Five Toads (1)

When he was in school, Professor Yao Baobao said that the revision of the "Shu Zang" set of books is the inheritance of Chinese academics. Various alchemy systems.Such as astronomy, calendar, mathematics, astrology, Liuren, Taiyi, Qimen, divination, divination, numerology, physiognomy, geomancy, spells, auspicious selection, miscellaneous divination, health preservation, house surgery, miscellaneous arts, etc. category of numbers.This set of books cost 4 yuan, and the entire living room was almost filled, which was scary enough.

The first time the master who delivered the books came by electric car, the second time he switched to a minivan, and the third time he simply drove a medium-sized truck. When I signed the bill.

Master asked me in bewilderment, brother, are you planning to cultivate immortals with all your fortune-telling books?I smiled and said, the secret must not be leaked, I will call you the day I succeed.

Master waved his hand and said, just throw me two elixir at that time.The books are bought and put in the living room.Xiaojian and Miss He the cat play hide-and-seek on it every day.I went out early to return to the opening of Zhang Luo’s new store. There were quite a lot of things going on, and I went to business, sanitation and firefighting, and I was exhausted. Finally, I called Shen Yihu. Have you considered whether you want to catch Yang Pao or not?

I laughed and said, saving the dog's life is the most important thing.Shen Yihu left a sentence, I will wait for you, and when you become more and more fulfilled, you will beg me to take you out to make two orders.I smiled and said, I'm coming when it opens tomorrow.

Brother Jun also helped me a lot, and asked me wonderingly, don't you have a girlfriend here?Why haven't we seen anyone?I watered the roses and said with a smile, Brother Jun, I did the heavy work myself, how can I let my girlfriend do it?
Brother Jun gave a thumbs up and praised, not bad.I said, pull it down, don't praise me... By the way, Brother Jun, I want to ask you something, do you know where you can learn some self-defense fighting techniques in the gym.

Brother Jun suddenly became interested, pulled up the stool, and shouted, Zong Bao, Zong Bao, pour tea and drink, Boss Xiao and I have something to talk about.Zhang Zongbao in the room came up with tea dejectedly. I smelled it, and it was another tea bought for five yuan a catty.

I asked, what is the relationship between your apprentice and that Zhang Junbao who went crazy three times a day?Liu Jun was stunned for a while, the surname is related, they are all surnamed Zhang, so they are still brothers!

Zhang Junbao pulled his face tightly, and said coldly, it's not funny.Liu Jun said with a smile: "The dead boy and his girlfriend Xiaoxiao are arguing? Let's get back to business. Speaking of fighting, in the 70s it was Chinese martial arts that dominated the world, and then Japanese ninja assassination and muay thai. The most powerful thing in modern times is to fight. Count Israeli martial arts and Brazilian wrestling."

I asked why.

Liu Jundao: "Chinese martial arts is actually not all routines as it seems on TV today, and the tricks are very deadly. Back then, Fang Shiyu was used by five masters to attack the door and pull out the intestines from the anus. Died. Many masters have a classical spirit, and the selection of apprentices is very strict. Slowly, many of them become unique skills. Like Japanese assassination and muay thai, they have to be practiced from an early age. In today’s society, no one is willing to send their children to suffer, so they are declining. It was taken over by Israeli martial arts and Brazilian wrestling."

I laughed, brother, do you mean to teach me two tricks and become a master?If you just talk but don't practice fake moves, you have to show your hands.

Brother Jun laughed loudly, wait for me to smoke a cigarette, and have fun for a while.Youyou lit up Baishayan.

Damn, it's another four yuan of Baisha smoke.I watched for a while.Four dollars and five.Brother Jun said.The cigarette smokes quickly.stood up.Go to the door of the auto repair shop, come on, I promise not to hurt you.

Zhang Zongbao interjected, my master has been in the army for ten years, and he has trained himself to be a copper-skinned and iron-framed man. This year, during the National Day, he plans to go to the Bronze Man Formation in Shaolin Temple for a try.

Who am I to scare?As soon as the soles of the feet exerted strength, the whole person rushed forward.Well, Zhang Junbao's younger brother Zhang Zongbao was right.Brother Jun pressed me to the ground with one hand and one foot.

I quickly shouted, I was convinced, and I will practice with you in the future.Brother Jun let go hahaha, and went back to pick up the cigarette again.I can really see, the ashes on top of the smoke are still...

Brother Jun took a sip of the old Baisha smoke, when will it open tomorrow?I pat the dust off my back, it opens tomorrow as the sun goes down.

The soot on Brother Jun's cigarette was blown away by the wind, and he touched his forehead and asked, what's wrong, and there is also the practice of opening at sunset, are you selling flowers to ghosts?
I said, there is a reason.

Brother Jun smiled, pulled down the ash on Brother Jun's cigarette and was blown away by the wind, he touched his forehead and asked, what's the matter, and there is also the practice of opening at sunset, are you selling flowers to ghosts?
I said, there is a reason.

Brother Jun smiled and said, pull it down, and tell me why.I smiled and said, you are right, I really sold flowers to ghosts.Brother Jun finished smoking a cigarette, lit another cigarette, gave a thumbs up and said in praise, you little thing is an infatuated kind, in the future you will ask me to learn boxing and I will never leave a single hand.

Brother Jun returned to the auto repair shop with a lonely look on his face. I was puzzled, why the opening at night had something to do with infatuation.Zhang Zongbao passed by, took out two packs of brown sugar, and said, my master asked me to give it to you. He said he knew you were a good person, so he took it back to make sugar water for his girlfriend.

I was even more puzzled, why did I return a pack of brown sugar.Zhang Zongbao explained, Master, he read the newspaper before and saw that there is a terminal illness that cannot see the sun. He said that it must be the reason why you choose to open at night.

I asked, what was Brother Jun doing in there and why he didn't come out.Zhang Zongbao said, my master was crying inside.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I caught the brown sugar and took it back to make some sugar water for Xiaojian and Miss He, the cat, since Xie Lingyu probably wouldn't drink it anyway.I saw that Zhang Zongbao's eyes seemed to be red, and I reached out to pat him on the shoulder, are you still quarreling with Zong Xiao?

Zhang Zongbao is genuinely remorseful, now that I think about it, you are so strong, and you are so good to a girl, and Xiaoxiao and I were just a trivial matter before, I really don’t know how to be blessed, so I will admit my mistake to her.

Zhang Zongbao also reunited with Zong Xiao, and I went back to the shop with two packs of brown sugar in my hands. I guessed that everything was ready, so I closed the door of the shop and said goodbye to Brother Jun.Brother Jun ran out with red eyes, and said, brother, don’t worry, from now on, brother will cover you, stretch out his arms and give me a bear hug.I thought to myself, if Xie Lingyu is a female ghost, Brother Jun might say I was joking and accept his bear hug.

On the way back, I called my mother and said that I bought a flower shop and started selling flowers.My mother happily told me that if you work hard, your parents will support you.The next day I read a book in the room during the day, and the sun went down in the afternoon.Xie Lingyu changed into a slightly more modern dress, and Miss He the kitten jumped onto her hand, and I led Xiaojian, and we went out together.

When we arrived at Baimeng Flower Shop, it was already dusk.

The sky is very high, and the colorful clouds all over the sky are fascinating. This kind of western sky is how many times Sun Wukong yearns for it.As for me, I am also on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West.

Try Harder.

I opened the door of the flower shop, and I didn't have any friends to celebrate. I didn't want to be too high-profile, Xie Lingyu looked at the group of flowers in the shop and smiled.The kitten jumped off her hand and landed on the ground, walking back and forth, confirming the new range.I put the notebook on the counter at the cash register.Xie Lingyu sat on the chair, took a deep breath, smiled and said that I am the boss now, the second boss is our kitten, and the third boss is Xiaojianjian.

I pointed my finger at my own handsome face, what about me?It can't be worse than my family, can it?

Xie Lingyu stretched her waist, you are running errands, what kind of boss are you.

10 minutes after opening the door, Brother Jun from next door came over with two apprentices to congratulate him.Several people looked at Xie Lingyu who was pure and refined, and subconsciously adjusted their clothes.

Brother Jun gave a red envelope, saying that it was a lucky opening for auspicious opening.Xie Lingyu smiled and shouted, Brother Jun is so kind, I have heard Xiao Qi talk about you a long time ago, and praised you like a ****.

Brother Jun laughed twice, how can there be?
I know that Brother Jun smokes, so I bought a pack of cigarettes a long time ago, and distributed one to Brother Jun and a few apprentices. Seeing that Zhang Zongbao was not there, I asked curiously.

Brother Jun smiled and said, he will be here in a while.Brother Jun called two apprentices over, sister, this is Liu Jibao, my nephew, this is Tieniu, who likes to use hammers.Xie Lingyu watched with a smile, seeing the two of them with their heads down and blushing.

After a while, Zhang Zongbao came with Zong Xiao wearing two ponytails. The two came hand in hand, and it seemed that they had reconciled. Zhang Zongbao said he would buy a bunch of flowers for Zong Xiao.Xie Lingyu took out a red rose and asked Zhang Zongbao to give it to Zong Xiao.Zong Xiao shyly took Zhang Zongbao's rose, blushing even redder than the rose.After making a fuss for a while, Liu Jun said that you are busy first, and took the three apprentices back. After half an hour, he closed the shop and went off work. He came over to say hello to me after get off work.

There was the sound of an electric car outside the door of the flower shop, and the courier delivery brother was standing at the door, is it Mr. Xiao Qi, here is your courier.

I signed for the courier, and suddenly, there was a sound of "croaking..." in the package. Could it be that someone gave us an electric frog? To be honest, no one has notified the opening of the new store except Shen Yihu and Liu Jun from the auto repair shop next door.Who is the courier?
I took a knife and separated the tape, and a fat toad jumped out of it, followed by four others, and I quickly stepped aside.The kitten walked up to the toad lightly, and looked at the toad meowingly.

Five toads jumped out of the package and looked ahead, cooing.

Xie Lingyu shouted: "Don't move." I understand that toads are like frogs, they can only see moving things, so I shouted: "Bitch, don't move." Xiaojian listened to me and lowered her tail, Miss Cat Also did not move.

I quickly recognized the species of the toad. It was not the toad that hid in the rocks in the country, but a poisonous toad. Even if the toad in the country spit out secretions and landed on human skin, it would leave a small tumor , not to mention the highly poisonous toad in front of him, cooing and yelling, his jaw puffed up and then closed.If the venom of the poisonous toad hits the eyes, the eyes will be blind, and the body will rot if it is shot.

It was Chong Laowu's pace, he actually followed to Jiangcheng, I thought he got into the truck and hid in the distance, but I didn't expect to follow.

I asked in a low voice, "What should I do?" If the toad flew up and shot venom at me, I would switch to playing the erhu or massage.

Xie Lingyu said: "If this thing encounters a snake, it will naturally run away... It seems that it must be burned... You step aside and let me come... No... It's very strange... There are things on them..."

A few dusty toads had something shiny on their mouths, and their screams sounded very happy, as if they were about to explode at any time.Xie Lingyu walked forward, holding a basin, and put the basin on top, and the toad in the basin bumped around.Chong Lao Wu must not know that there is an old female ghost next to me, five toads are covered by the basin, billowing black smoke is coming out from both sides, the toads inside are spraying venom, corroding the basin everywhere, and soon Several holes were exposed.

(End of this chapter)