The last feng shui master

Chapter 4
I uselessly passed out on the floor when the fake grandpa showed up.

When I woke up, I found that I had returned to the wooden house, where a soybean-like flame was flickering.

Before I could speak, my grandfather stretched out his hand and slapped my face.

My face was hot and I shouted: "Stop beating! Grandpa Water Ghost, I will treat you like a cow or a horse, so don't eat me."

Grandpa slapped his chest and said Xiao Qi, you scared me to death, I thought you were scared stupid too.

I hugged the quilt and retreated to the inside of the bed, saying that I had three questions to ask.

Grandpa smiled and said, you ask, you ask, a hundred questions are fine.

I wasn't sure who was in front of me, so I asked vigilantly: "First, are you my grandfather; second, why didn't the electric lamps be lit with oil lamps; third, what do you mean by 'I thought you were scared stupid' and 'also' mean."

Grandpa sat on the grand teacher's chair: "Look at the shadow under the oil lamp, and you will know whether I am human."

I turned my head and saw that there was really a shadow under the oil lamp, it should not be a water monkey.

Grandpa went on to say, I don't have much time. Since you are not stupid, start apprenticeship now and join my ghost sect.

I shook my head to express my dissatisfaction: "Isn't it just a water ghost? I'll buy two firecrackers to bombard it at noon tomorrow. There's no way for me to be a teacher."

Grandpa lit a cigarette and said nonchalantly, "It's okay if you don't ask, but you can look at your right foot first."

I opened the bottom of my trousers, and there was a blue and black handprint on the ankle, which was black and straight, and I stretched out my hand and rubbed it twice vigorously. It didn't look like it was painted, but it seemed real.

"Grandpa, grandpa. Don't even save your grandson." I was really angry.

"I've never been too difficult for others. If you don't want to, there's nothing I can do. I don't know if I can walk in the rest of my life." Grandpa took a puff of smoke and coughed twice.

Speaking of this point, it seems that there is only the apprenticeship.

The faint flame flickered, I watched "Three Kingdoms" when I was a child, and I lit an oil lamp before Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan.

I couldn't help thinking to myself, am I going to die?Is the oil lamp for me?I took a closer look at my grandfather again, and saw that his complexion was withered and yellow, and his breath was vaguely absent...

I softened, Grandpa, why is your face so pale?

Grandpa smiled wryly, Xiao Qi, you can see that I am going to die.In fact, it's not that I won't save you, but that I have no strength to save you. Now you have to save yourself in this world.

I laughed a couple of times and said, Grandpa, you are very humorous. When I found out that Grandpa didn’t seem to be joking, I became anxious and asked Grandpa if he was sick. I will take you to see a doctor.

Grandpa said sarcastically, the yin energy planted on your body is the hand of a formidable opponent of mine, and I was seriously injured when I fought with him.It’s just that my wish is not fulfilled and no one will pass on my mantle, and I’ve persisted for seven days. Tonight is the rare black dog swallowing the sun, and those souls who died from my hand injury all want me to die. don't go.

Grandpa went on to say, the patriarch of Donglingzi has been passed down to my lineage, and it is about to die out. It is too difficult to recruit a good apprentice. First, he must have a correct mind; I hired an apprentice, but I didn't expect him to go crazy with fright.

I casually asked, "Is that the long-haired man from Old Zaoshu in Baishui Village?"

Grandpa nodded, and all the last soot fell on the ground, some of which fell on his pants: "I, Long Youshui, have been somewhat famous all my life, but I didn't expect that the mantle was not inherited." At the end, the old man burst into tears.

My heart softened for a moment, it turned out that my grandfather took me to hell tonight to test my courage, and I was sure that I would take over his mantle, so I had to fulfill his last wish, grandpa.Since you have taken a fancy to me, I will worship you as my teacher.Stop pretending to be dead.

After hearing my words, grandpa spat out a mouthful of black blood...

"Xiao Qi. It's hard to follow a man's word. I'm going to be a teacher now." Grandpa braced himself and sat on the teacher's chair.

Instruct me to prepare the incense burner, apprentice.

"Long Youshui, the 15th generation disciple of the Ghost Sect, accepted Xiao Qi as the No. [-]th generation disciple today. We are grandparents, so you don't need to call me master..." After the grandfather finished speaking, he began to introduce the Ghost Sect.

It turns out that the patriarch Donglingzi was from the end of the Tang Dynasty.

I was taken aback for a moment. It may have been more than 1000 years from the Tang Dynasty to the present, and it has only been passed on for fifteen generations.

Seeing that I was confused, my grandfather told me that the 500-year-old history was interrupted in the middle, and then the patriarch of Donglingzi passed on the inheritance from generation to generation and picked it up again.

Grandpa said: "In the Tang Dynasty, Yang Junsong sorted out the high-end and high-end Fengshui techniques of searching for dragons and caves. The patriarch of Donglingzi was not popular in Lingtai Geography Palace. Sort out all kinds of countermeasures that have been passed down in Kyushu for thousands of years. A recipe for zombies, ghosts, monsters."

I didn't get on the road and said: "Our Ghost Patriarch still has such a glorious history?"

Grandpa heard the meaning of ridicule in my words, but he didn't get angry: "Yang Junsong was finally forced to death in Jiangxi by Lu Guangchou because he was looking for the emperor's acupoint. On the other hand, your patriarch lived happily and happily in the world until he died of old age. Which one is smarter!"

I give a thumbs up against my will, I am sure that the patriarch is powerful, and the methods passed down are strange.It's animal excrement again, and it's cursing again.Did the patriarch pass on these two tricks?
Grandpa cleared his throat, and said solemnly, using stinking and cursing can only be regarded as the simplest method.Because evil spirits are afraid of dirty things and people who are more fierce than themselves.I don't have time to teach you the more advanced ones.I have three things for you.A book left by the patriarch and a jade ruler that can be carried with you.There is also a copper pot.Copper jars should not be opened unless absolutely necessary.

I nodded and wrote it down.

Grandpa's complexion was getting worse and worse, and he said, you are very shallow now, and you can't catch ghosts.However, if you can't untie the fingerprints on your feet within seven days, you will burp.Remember, my enemy is too powerful, don't avenge me...

It seemed that there was a bull-headed horse standing next to grandpa, and he let out a sigh of relief, and blew out the two lamps above his shoulders.

The oil lamp also went out.Blowing out the lamp and pulling out the wax, Grandpa lost his breath and wandered away on a crane.

That's it, I was brought into the gate of charlatans by my grandfather.Since then entered a different world.

I turned on the light, and the grandfather on the grand master chair had already driven the crane fairy, his eyes were sunken deeply, and his wish was fulfilled. He accepted me as an apprentice who didn't want to become an apprentice.The trousers were covered with soot and black blood.

I called my mother overnight, and when it was slightly dawn, my mother and father rushed over.When it was collected by my grandfather, a huge bloody handprint was found on his back.

Grandpa told me not to avenge him, presumably because he was worried that I would not be able to deal with his big enemy.

At the funeral, a face-to-face Ma Ruoxing ran up to me, pointed at my nose and cursed, "Little bastard, you were the one who killed Long Youshui. You are his nemesis."

I was just about to scold: "Who are you, mother? Get the hell out of here."

(End of this chapter)