Zombie wife is too soft and cute: Husband, take a bite

Chapter 1 Flooded by shit, at a loss!
At two o'clock in the morning, the ancient town of Zaozhuang, Changzhou.

Everything is silent, this tourist attraction, which retains more than 70% of the architectural style of the Ming and Qing Dynasties, is now shrouded in the dark night.

There is no moon or stars tonight, and the night wind howls.

In the words of the Daoist: The moon is dark and the wind is high to kill people on the night!

"Bah, bah, bah!" Tang Yi quickly spit out this unlucky thought. It is a stupid behavior to think wildly, and it must not be committed!

Tang Yi has just finished the college entrance examination, and her brother is busy with work. When she is bored, she and a group of donkey friends she just met set foot on the road of traveling all over ancient Chinese towns.

However, she was so excited that she forgot an important thing. She desperately wrote a novel on the night after the exam!

So this led to the fact that in this Nuo Da youth hostel, she was the only one who was still burning the lights at night, with the glowing green light of the computer screen on her face and two huge dark circles under her eyes.

Stay up late to catch up!

Just for those few sporadic little readers!
Tang Yi almost moved himself to tears, but the readers are still those few, and there is no upward trend at all!
"Ah~"

Tang Yi sighed faintly, rubbing his stomach and thinking about life, like a girl who lost her footing and misses her youth!
In fact, anyone who often stays up late will know what problem she has encountered!
Urgency!
It's so dark outside, the wind is so strong, and there's no moon, Tang Yi said, I'm so scared!
It's all because of this broken ancient town. In order to maintain its original appearance, there are almost no modern equipment, and the toilets are still latrines from 800 years ago.

It is a big pit + a place to put your feet.

If you think about it with your toes, this place must be some distance away from the bedroom!

What to do!
But I can't keep holding back!

Didn't the news say that there is something else that is holding back and bursting the bladder!

Tang Yi clutched his lower abdomen, and could only resign himself to his fate by turning on the flashlight function of his phone. He gave himself a little courage before pushing open the door of the room.

"Hiss", a gust of cold wind came towards Tang Yi, and Tang Yi shivered immediately, with goose bumps all over his body.

"Isn't it summer? Why is it colder than autumn!" Tang Yi complained with a wrinkled face, then tightened the little sling on his body, and with a hard heart, he plunged directly into the boundless night.

The hut was at the base of the wall tens of meters away. Tang Yi was half scared and half frozen, running fast in the dark.

After a while, she arrived at the latrine, and her nervous heart was relieved immediately.

Just because the hut has walls on all sides, it is still a house after all!
Tang Yi is an ordinary person, who thinks that as long as she stays in the house, she is safe, so she happily plunged into the hut.

then……

Then, being pushed directly by a strong force behind him, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell forward.

What's ahead? It's a latrine for poop!
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Tang Yi let out a heart-piercing cry, "That big villain pushed me!"

Tang Yi felt that he might not survive. The cesspit was two meters long and three meters wide.

She can't swim, and she once heard the teacher say that the cesspit is actually a swamp, and people who fall into it will slowly sink, and then...

Get swallowed by shit!

Overwhelmed!
Quietly wait for death!

It's two o'clock in the morning, and people found her at six o'clock at the earliest. In four hours, she would have been drowned to death and couldn't die anymore!
Why am I so sad, I didn't expect that I would die in the most beautiful place, or the embarrassing way of dying in a cesspit!

Ahhh!If I had known it earlier, I would have agreed to the confession of that stupid student bully, so I would have never been in a relationship until I died!

Ahhh!If I had known I would not drink so much water!That way you won't be so unlucky!
Ahhh!My dear little readers, this breakup was really not intentional, not because of bad reasons such as coming to my aunt, being dumped by my boyfriend, or my brother's death (Tang Jing: -_-||), but because the stupid author got shitted. Drowned!

Tang Yi closed her eyes in despair, perhaps God also took pity on her, so she lost consciousness the moment before her face touched shit!

Tang Jing who is far away in the sky: Why do I always have the feeling of being ignored by someone!
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