I really don't want to dominate the ninja world

Chapter 78 Yamashiro Oki's "Average Face" (Please collect! Please recommend tickets!)
Leaning against the tree, he watched the little grasshopper lying motionless on the blade of grass.

The grasshopper doesn't move, he doesn't move.

At this moment, he was like a stone statue of Mo Qing, looking at the green grasshopper with dark green eyes.

The big tree behind was blown by the wind from time to time, making a rustling sound, which reminded everyone of the sound of coins colliding.

Since being expelled from Longyin Village, Kakuzu hasn't sat in such a quiet and peaceful place for a long time.

In the first few decades of his life, he has been hunted down by the hunting forces of Longyin Village.

At first he hid everywhere, but Kakudo didn't dare to fight back because of those Takigakure ninjas.

But since he learned the secret of Long Yin's "Earth Resentment", he really began to rise up, and killed those top hunters in Long Yin Village one by one, and dug them out with his hands. heart.

He collected a total of hearts with five attributes, and he threw away the other hearts because they were redundant.

He is a man who cherishes his life.

He cherishes his life and money.

Although he looks ruthless, he will never be impulsive.

Whenever he makes a move, he must be fully sure that he can kill the enemy.

And for the last 50 years of his life, he was making money, killing people, making money, killing people...

Repeatedly.

As an old thing at the same time as Zhuma, Kakudo thinks that the ninja world is nothing more than that. Although there are many people who are powerful, they will disappear in a short time, like a shooting star.

Just like...

Some time ago, he killed Yamashiro Oki, the demigod of the ninja world.

Although this kind of person is terrifyingly strong, he still cannot escape death in the end.

Still poisoned.

It's pretty funny.

"So what if it's strong, it won't be restricted by death."

When Kakuzu thought of Yamashiro Oki, he thought he was the number one joke in the ninja world.

Although he had never seen this ninja before, he could still put himself in the shoes of the ninja, who was very strong but was finally poisoned to death by a single bite of poison.

Wrong!

And he will not.

Although my body has been stabbed with thousands of needles by myself, and I am already a "walking corpse" sewn together, at least I will not die.

If the flesh rots, replace it with a new flesh.

If your brain is broken, you can use the land to blame Yu Xiu.

As the No. [-] super-absolute forbidden technique and secret technique in Longyin Village, Earth Resentment Yu is very metaphysical and popular.

In short, it can fight, heal, defend and stretch...

Not to mention omnipotent, at least very useful.

No matter how fancy other people's ninjutsu is, there is no way to hurt him.

There were indeed a few people who broke a few of his hearts before, but all of them were replaced with his hearts.

Five lives, brother.

Jiaodu really doesn't know who in this world can wipe out all five of his lives in one go.

Just ask how did you die?
Solve.

"biu~"

The grasshopper finally realized that the guy who had been staring at him turned out to be a "2B", and he didn't intend to fight it at all, so he just jumped away in disappointment.

Kakuzu's eyes blinked.

As if deciding the outcome, he showed a bewildered smile.

You can go back a little bit, little grasshopper.

you lose.

——Whoever moves first loses.

The corners are quite proud.

It was the solution to boredom he had found in decades of solitude.

But the grasshopper can't understand this confusing behavior of human beings.

I may not be human, but you are really boring.

The five hearts are like several motors in Jiaodu's body, supplying the huge blood of his huge body.

At the same time, his eyesight is better, his hearing is stronger, and his perception is beyond the average person.

at this time,

There are already sounds around.

Like the sound of chariots and horses.

Although people in this era have invented high-tech gadgets such as cars, they have not been popularized at all because there are no roads.

Ordinary people travel by walking.

Only a small number of daimyo ride human-powered sedan chairs or carriages.

However, most of the carriages will have goods and treasures on them.

And those who can afford a carriage are basically rich people.

By virtue of this,
corner knows,

The prey he was waiting for was coming.

So he bowed his huge body, and stroked a rough lion that didn't bother to trim it to the back of his head.

The corners of the mouth were hooked up, and the stitched mouth showed an ugly smile.

"It seems that this time I can make a big profit."

Kakuzu said that he has already begun to figure out how to spend the money.

But after much deliberation, he decided to hide it.

After all, he is an old miser.

The convoy is so long that you can't see the end at a glance.

Jiaodu thought in his heart that if he wanted to eat all the money, he had to launch a surprise attack from the middle of the team, so that he could take care of everything and eat all the money.

Thinking of this, Jiaodu was about to leave.

suddenly!

He saw a group of guys who looked like ninjas in the team.

They were wearing red cloud robes with a black background and carrying various weapons on their bodies.

But take a closer look...

No matter how those weapons looked like tools for work.

"Hehe, it turned out to be a gang of mobs."

All smiles.

The funniest thing is the plain-looking Konoha ninja walking at the end.

Not only does it have no weapons, but it also looks stupid.

With a chuckle, Kakuzu forgot what that plain-looking Konoha ninja looked like.

Because his appearance is too featureless, if you don't have in-depth contact with him, you can't remember his appearance at all.

Never forget.

no matter who.

Even someone who is "the first face in the ninja world" can't remember the face of that Konoha ninja at all.

Because the Konoha ninja's appearance is just a bug, it just grows well above the average appearance of the ninja world, it is an "average face".

But the horns can't think of it anyway...

Just such an "ordinary" ninja with an "average face".

It was Yamashiro Oki himself who was poisoned and "dead" by the ninja demigod some time ago.

Now he is "alive" again.

And still jumping around.

The earth resentment tentacles on his body began to twitch, Jiaodu thought it was too excited, but in fact it was admonishing Jiaodu to stay away from that person.

But it was not understood by Kakudo.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Suddenly!
The corners looked at the right timing, and jumped out from behind the tree like a tiger, ready to come up and kill the mountain city big tree who didn't hold any weapons and even looked "average", and then a dragon, directly gave the whole team to him. Eat everything, scare away irrelevant people, leave behind treasures, kill the prince, missions, treasures, he wants them all!

But the moment he rushed out!
The "ordinary" Konoha ninja disappeared!

And the next second, his shoulder was held down, and he forced it back.

At this time, someone pinched his ears, and a kunai was strung across his neck.

Someone whispered to him:

"Can you kill me in seconds? If you Jiaodu can kill me in seconds today, I will eat this bitterness on the spot!"

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