PUBG Mobile's airdrop becomes a god
Chapter 430 You just touch porcelain!
Chapter 430 You just touch porcelain!
Chapter 430 You just touch porcelain!
Old Li Tou was very satisfied with Mu Han's current appearance, took a deep puff of his cigarette, and grinned triumphantly, "Even if you're a tough kid, don't you have to be soft in front of me, Li Huo?"
As he said that, Lao Li's head slapped Mu Han's neck, and Mu Han suddenly felt dizzy. He looked at Lao Li's head dully, and fell straight on the ground...
Old Li's palm suddenly froze in the air, and his happy and joyful expression also froze, gradually becoming embarrassing.
"Why did you faint?" He slashed on his neck without giving up.
"The strength is just so-so. Hasn't this kid learned a lot of kung fu? How come he looks like mud."
Jin Long rolled his eyes and said: "You don't even think about how many people have been stunned by your slap before. Although this kid is very skilled, he is still delicate and tender, how can he stand up to your slap."
Old Li smiled and said: "Your boy is good in everything, but your body is a little weak."
The hands that had nowhere to rest could only rub against themselves to ease the embarrassment.
……
Mu Han had a nightmare!
In the dream, he was playing a game, and when he was about to open an airdrop with joy, an old man suddenly appeared in front of him. This old man was wearing security clothes, and it was Old Li!
Without further ado, he directly grabbed Mu Han, who was dragged to the sky, and laughed and said: "Hahahaha, good boy, he is indeed a talent, and there is still an airdrop to pick up after you, this airdrop old man accepted it with a smile, you go on go find..."
Mu Han was stunned in the sky. When did PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds launch this kind of character panel, and it can throw people into the sky. Is this a character bought with money?
Turning his gaze, Mu Han came to an airdrop again.
Mu Han hurriedly looked around, but he didn't find Old Li, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
After picking up the airdrop, Mu Han actually unlocked a skill. Mu Han was so happy that his brows were beaming, and the depression just now completely dissipated.
But at this time, Old Li Tou suddenly appeared in front of Mu Han again, and slapped Mu Han's neck with a grinning slap, and the picture turned into black and white.
Mu Han cried and wailed loudly, this time it broke his heart.
After finally getting another skill, he was slapped to death by someone!
Mu Han was crying...waking up!
The blood-red sun shone on Mu Han's face, and it was already evening...
I remember that it was still in the morning when Old Li came, and the force of this slap was not small!
Mu Han touched the corners of his eyes, which were a little moist, and realized that he was really crying.
As the saying goes, men don’t cry when they have tears, and they cry because of a skill in their dreams. From this, it can be seen that Mu Han’s tears are also very valuable...
cough cough...
As the saying goes, the morning glow does not go out, and the sunset glow travels thousands of miles. It looks like the weather will be great tomorrow!
Mu Han, who forcibly diverted his attention, sighed, this dream is so bad that it cannot be repeated...
I just hope that I will never see Old Li again in this life. It's been a smooth journey, but it's so embarrassing to be planted in the hands of an old man!
Mu Han woke up and rubbed his neck.
Bad old man, you are really ruthless!
There was a girl with a bland voice next to her ear, her voice was very familiar, it was Pu Bingqing.
"You've finally woken up. A big man is still crying while sleeping, so don't be ashamed!"
After finishing speaking, she turned around and left. When she got up, she staggered a little. It seemed that she had been sitting on the chair for a long time. Mu Han was a little moved.
"Hey, hypoglycemia happened again! Li Niang, finish cooking the porridge for me."
Mu Han: "..."
Damn it, I haven't heard that you have hypoglycemia for such a long time, what are you hiding?
Mu Han stared suspiciously at Pu Bingqing's beautiful figure, quickly lifted the quilt to take a closer look at his clothes, and heaved a sigh of relief.
It’s okay, okay, I didn’t do anything while I was sleeping!
Gou Yue's straight man of steel has such a weird idea!
After Pu Bingqing went out, Li Ruoxi immediately got the news that Mu Han had woken up, ran in quickly, and said apologetically, "Mr. Mu, I'm sorry for today's facts. I didn't expect Grandpa to be so rude."
Mu Han waved his hand, this is only to blame the old man, there is nothing wrong with Li Ruoxi.
"Is there anything to eat? I'm a little hungry."
Mu Han, who drank a bowl of porridge in the morning, had a rumbling stomach, feeling a little uncomfortable.
"Ah?" Mu Han just woke up and looked for something to eat, which made Li Ruoxi a little dazed. After a while, he ran out quickly: "Wait a minute, I'll look for it for you."
After waiting for a while, there was no food, but a bad old man. Old Li laughed loudly: "Boy, you finally woke up."
Seeing Old Li, Mu Han suddenly remembered the nightmare just now!
That's right, it was this bad old man who snatched my airdrop in my dream and made me lose a skill!
Mu Han stared at Old Li head angrily, as if he wanted to kill someone with his eyes.
Old Li smiled sarcastically, with no place to put his palms like cattail fans, and said, "Boy, do you believe me when I say what happened today was an accident?"
Mu Han: "Hehe!"
"Hey, who knew that you are obviously a trainer, why is your ability to resist blows so poor? As the saying goes, if you practice boxing without practicing kung fu, you will end up with nothing. Who knows that you don't even have such common sense, so I will be so gentle. Light...a light slap, you actually fainted, I thought young people would touch porcelain now!"
Fearing that Mu Han would not understand, Old Li added the accent on the light word, repeating it to remind Mu Han.
"Bah! You're only into porcelain! Your whole family is into porcelain!"
Damn!
This bad old man is dripping with pus!
After beating someone unconscious, he still said that he was impatient to be beaten, and he owed him nothing!
Old Litou also felt that what he expressed was a little thoughtless, and said with an awkward smile: "Today, I thought that my granddaughter is working in your company, and she can be regarded as a partner. I was happy for a while, and I slapped you lightly. I actually slapped you." I'm dizzy, I have to ask for leave from the security company, I'm a model employee who hasn't had a vacation for five years! I asked for leave for you, you should be very touched now, a 300 yuan bonus!"
Mu Han: "..."
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat this bad old man, Mu Han really wanted to jump up and give him 300 yuan for medical expenses!
"Boy, I, Li Huo, accidentally shot you unconscious today, so you don't have to worry. I, Li Huo, never let my friends suffer. I have contacted you with a candidate for the heroine of a movie. You choose one yourself." Go there, don't worry, even if the person you choose can't act, no one can take away the leading role!"
After finishing speaking, he looked around, and when he found no one, he whispered into Mu Han's ear and said, "Boy, you have so many good friends, it's not good to choose any one, why don't you tell me which one you like the most? Can someone send an invitation letter directly?"
Mu Han: "Hehe, I am Mu Han's boy, how dare you slander me like this! As compensation, you have to give me some more roles!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 430 You just touch porcelain!
Old Li Tou was very satisfied with Mu Han's current appearance, took a deep puff of his cigarette, and grinned triumphantly, "Even if you're a tough kid, don't you have to be soft in front of me, Li Huo?"
As he said that, Lao Li's head slapped Mu Han's neck, and Mu Han suddenly felt dizzy. He looked at Lao Li's head dully, and fell straight on the ground...
Old Li's palm suddenly froze in the air, and his happy and joyful expression also froze, gradually becoming embarrassing.
"Why did you faint?" He slashed on his neck without giving up.
"The strength is just so-so. Hasn't this kid learned a lot of kung fu? How come he looks like mud."
Jin Long rolled his eyes and said: "You don't even think about how many people have been stunned by your slap before. Although this kid is very skilled, he is still delicate and tender, how can he stand up to your slap."
Old Li smiled and said: "Your boy is good in everything, but your body is a little weak."
The hands that had nowhere to rest could only rub against themselves to ease the embarrassment.
……
Mu Han had a nightmare!
In the dream, he was playing a game, and when he was about to open an airdrop with joy, an old man suddenly appeared in front of him. This old man was wearing security clothes, and it was Old Li!
Without further ado, he directly grabbed Mu Han, who was dragged to the sky, and laughed and said: "Hahahaha, good boy, he is indeed a talent, and there is still an airdrop to pick up after you, this airdrop old man accepted it with a smile, you go on go find..."
Mu Han was stunned in the sky. When did PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds launch this kind of character panel, and it can throw people into the sky. Is this a character bought with money?
Turning his gaze, Mu Han came to an airdrop again.
Mu Han hurriedly looked around, but he didn't find Old Li, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
After picking up the airdrop, Mu Han actually unlocked a skill. Mu Han was so happy that his brows were beaming, and the depression just now completely dissipated.
But at this time, Old Li Tou suddenly appeared in front of Mu Han again, and slapped Mu Han's neck with a grinning slap, and the picture turned into black and white.
Mu Han cried and wailed loudly, this time it broke his heart.
After finally getting another skill, he was slapped to death by someone!
Mu Han was crying...waking up!
The blood-red sun shone on Mu Han's face, and it was already evening...
I remember that it was still in the morning when Old Li came, and the force of this slap was not small!
Mu Han touched the corners of his eyes, which were a little moist, and realized that he was really crying.
As the saying goes, men don’t cry when they have tears, and they cry because of a skill in their dreams. From this, it can be seen that Mu Han’s tears are also very valuable...
cough cough...
As the saying goes, the morning glow does not go out, and the sunset glow travels thousands of miles. It looks like the weather will be great tomorrow!
Mu Han, who forcibly diverted his attention, sighed, this dream is so bad that it cannot be repeated...
I just hope that I will never see Old Li again in this life. It's been a smooth journey, but it's so embarrassing to be planted in the hands of an old man!
Mu Han woke up and rubbed his neck.
Bad old man, you are really ruthless!
There was a girl with a bland voice next to her ear, her voice was very familiar, it was Pu Bingqing.
"You've finally woken up. A big man is still crying while sleeping, so don't be ashamed!"
After finishing speaking, she turned around and left. When she got up, she staggered a little. It seemed that she had been sitting on the chair for a long time. Mu Han was a little moved.
"Hey, hypoglycemia happened again! Li Niang, finish cooking the porridge for me."
Mu Han: "..."
Damn it, I haven't heard that you have hypoglycemia for such a long time, what are you hiding?
Mu Han stared suspiciously at Pu Bingqing's beautiful figure, quickly lifted the quilt to take a closer look at his clothes, and heaved a sigh of relief.
It’s okay, okay, I didn’t do anything while I was sleeping!
Gou Yue's straight man of steel has such a weird idea!
After Pu Bingqing went out, Li Ruoxi immediately got the news that Mu Han had woken up, ran in quickly, and said apologetically, "Mr. Mu, I'm sorry for today's facts. I didn't expect Grandpa to be so rude."
Mu Han waved his hand, this is only to blame the old man, there is nothing wrong with Li Ruoxi.
"Is there anything to eat? I'm a little hungry."
Mu Han, who drank a bowl of porridge in the morning, had a rumbling stomach, feeling a little uncomfortable.
"Ah?" Mu Han just woke up and looked for something to eat, which made Li Ruoxi a little dazed. After a while, he ran out quickly: "Wait a minute, I'll look for it for you."
After waiting for a while, there was no food, but a bad old man. Old Li laughed loudly: "Boy, you finally woke up."
Seeing Old Li, Mu Han suddenly remembered the nightmare just now!
That's right, it was this bad old man who snatched my airdrop in my dream and made me lose a skill!
Mu Han stared at Old Li head angrily, as if he wanted to kill someone with his eyes.
Old Li smiled sarcastically, with no place to put his palms like cattail fans, and said, "Boy, do you believe me when I say what happened today was an accident?"
Mu Han: "Hehe!"
"Hey, who knew that you are obviously a trainer, why is your ability to resist blows so poor? As the saying goes, if you practice boxing without practicing kung fu, you will end up with nothing. Who knows that you don't even have such common sense, so I will be so gentle. Light...a light slap, you actually fainted, I thought young people would touch porcelain now!"
Fearing that Mu Han would not understand, Old Li added the accent on the light word, repeating it to remind Mu Han.
"Bah! You're only into porcelain! Your whole family is into porcelain!"
Damn!
This bad old man is dripping with pus!
After beating someone unconscious, he still said that he was impatient to be beaten, and he owed him nothing!
Old Litou also felt that what he expressed was a little thoughtless, and said with an awkward smile: "Today, I thought that my granddaughter is working in your company, and she can be regarded as a partner. I was happy for a while, and I slapped you lightly. I actually slapped you." I'm dizzy, I have to ask for leave from the security company, I'm a model employee who hasn't had a vacation for five years! I asked for leave for you, you should be very touched now, a 300 yuan bonus!"
Mu Han: "..."
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat this bad old man, Mu Han really wanted to jump up and give him 300 yuan for medical expenses!
"Boy, I, Li Huo, accidentally shot you unconscious today, so you don't have to worry. I, Li Huo, never let my friends suffer. I have contacted you with a candidate for the heroine of a movie. You choose one yourself." Go there, don't worry, even if the person you choose can't act, no one can take away the leading role!"
After finishing speaking, he looked around, and when he found no one, he whispered into Mu Han's ear and said, "Boy, you have so many good friends, it's not good to choose any one, why don't you tell me which one you like the most? Can someone send an invitation letter directly?"
Mu Han: "Hehe, I am Mu Han's boy, how dare you slander me like this! As compensation, you have to give me some more roles!"
(End of this chapter)
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