first sniper

Chapter 282 Open the scoop?still enlightened

After the two girls left, the bandit Hu didn't rush to his own residence, but quickly went to Old Man Wang's.

I drank a little too much today.

For bandits, drinking too much will cause trouble.This was the last thing he wanted to see.And ever since he felt that drinking would be misunderstood, he had a wish, that is, he can drink as much as he wants, as long as he doesn't get drunk.Because in this case, you can drink without delay.Drinking well may be considered a thing.Thinking about it now, I feel that my original idea was naive enough.

Where can there be people who drink but don't get drunk?
It wasn't until he came to Heihu Mountain that Hu Bandit discovered that although drinking can make you drunk, there is also a way to hangover.For example, the hangover soup made by Old Wangtou is really not ordinary.

So much so that Bandit Hu felt that if he got this prescription and went back to later generations to make a hangover medicine or something and sell it near those bar KTVs, he would definitely make a lot of money.

"Old man, you are tired, get me a bowl of soup to sober you up!" The barbarian just entered the door, and when he saw old man Wang, he yelled.

The old man is busy, the frying pan is fresh, and the brothers got the bamboo shoots from the nearby mountains, and they are making braised bamboo shoots in oil to change the taste for the brothers.Because even if the old man's craftsmanship is good, he can make any ingredients in different ways, but eating mushrooms and rabbit meat every day will drive them crazy.After all, even a first-class chef can't guarantee the same ingredients, so others won't get tired of eating them.

The old man glanced at Bandit Hu and said, "Wait, the pot is busy, let's do it later!"

"Come on!" Hu Pi said, and then sat down on a chair next to him.

The old man interrupted: "I just heard you shouting outside, what's the matter?"

"Yelling? No shouting!" Bandit Hu lay down on the table, ready to squint for a while.

The old man said unhappily: "I'm old, but I'm not fucking blind or deaf. Well, didn't you see you, Mr. Wei and Miss Dai fighting there just now? What's the situation? It must be You're provoking people, right? Why don't you think you're enlightened at all, are women for provoking? Damn, women are for coaxing..."

"No, old man, why do you even say that! I'm the only one who doesn't know what to do!" Bandit Hu said angrily.

The old man laughed and said, "You're still in a hurry! Don't you? You said that when you were fighting, your kid was smarter than a monkey, but when you met a female monkey, your kid was more stupid than a log. You say you, this is called enlightenment?" The old man hates iron but not steel.After talking about it for such a long time, he could already see that, as Hu Bandit said, Hu Bandit really didn't have that kind of intention towards Wei Yuhan.But the old man is such a thieves, of course he can also see that it's not that Bandit Hu doesn't like Wei Yuhan, nor does he hate Wei Yuhan, but he doesn't think about that at all.

Because of this, the old man was ready to give up giving up to bandit Hu for a while.

But in recent days, he found out, hey, Hu Bandit doesn't have that kind of idea about other girls now, does he, but other girls have this kind of idea about him.There is a saying that men chase women, across mountains, and women chase men, with layers of gauze!The old man felt that since Bandit Hu didn't hate him, he didn't dislike him, but he just didn't think about it.But as long as Wei Yuhan has that intention, the old man thinks it's probably possible.So the old man's heart that had given up was brought up again.

The old man was also worried about the lifelong event of Hu Bandit.

But bandit Hu didn't think about women at all.The old man is so angry.I wish I could take the spatula in my hand and punch a hole in the bandit's head so that he could steal it.

Bandit Hu said: "Old man, are you okay, I'm stupid? Your old eyes are dizzy, you, how did you see it, you!" Bandit Hu was anxious, dizzy in his head, when someone said he was stupid , even quit.I was just said so by a woman just now, how can I let an old man demean myself to be worthless now? !Bandit Hu blushed with anger and yelled.

Wang Yishao was not afraid, and gave him a blank look, "You are in a hurry. That's what you are like."

The old man said here, and the brothers in the kitchen next to him all lowered their heads, and couldn't help laughing.

Bandit Hu was taken aback for a moment, then gave those brothers a blank look, and said, "You guys are laughing, it's as if you have women!"

When the brothers heard this, they lowered their heads immediately. The brothers in these kitchens are mostly young and strong guys. , but they were never married.What the bandits said hit their pain point, and they all lowered their heads.

"How dare you say they are you!" The old man said with a poisonous mouth.

The barbarian made him doubt himself a little, but the thought only passed in a blink of an eye.Bandit Hu is a proud person. He is confident in his IQ. As for EQ, his confidence is only slightly weaker.The bandit Hu hit back at the old man's mouth, saying: "Don't bother scolding me, hurry up and get me the hangover soup. I have something to do in a while!" At this time, the dishes in the old man's pot were also cooked Almost there.And Bandit Hu also wanted to run away a little bit, otherwise, he would have to be doubted that he was dead by the old man's mouth.

The old man said: "I knew you kid wanted to escape!"

Bandit Hu said: "Don't say that, I really have something to do! Those brothers under my hand are still waiting for me to train..."

"Waiting for training, you still drink so much." The old man gave him another look.

Bandit Hu shuddered, and said with a smile: "Isn't this the second brother's drinking? Besides, isn't there your hangover soup!"

The old man Wang Yishao shook his head secretly, there was nothing he could do with the bandits.After quickly finishing the dishes in the pot, I added a ladle of water to the pot, and then began to make soup for the horse bandit to sober up.Going on here, the old man couldn't help but sigh with emotion in his heart, he just felt that Hu Bandit was hopeless, if he didn't help him, this kid would have to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

Thinking about it, the old man took another look at Bandit Hu, and saw Bandit Hu lying on the table, his eyes dimmed with drunkenness, and he didn't pay attention to the fact that he almost got into a fight with Wei Yuhan just now.The old man couldn't help but shook his head, and sighed secretly, this baby is good everywhere, but he can't know anything about women...

"You kid will wake up after a while, remember to coax the sixth head of the family to go, I have heard that they made a pair of shoes for you these days, and your hands are all pricked..."

Old man Wang's words drifted past Bandit Hu's ears, Bandit Hu didn't listen to a single word. At this moment, his mind was full of Wei Yuhan's flushed face when he was drunk just now... Bandit Hu was thinking about it , the corner of his mouth raised, and he smiled foolishly. Seeing that the old man was staring at him, he quickly withdrew his smile.

Old man Wang looked at Bandit Hu's stupid look, sighed again, and said to himself, the old man has to take care of this baby's lifelong event.Otherwise, how will this baby live in this life!Thinking about it, the old man sighed heavily again. When he looked at Bandit Hu, the old man's face was full of expressions of hatred for iron and steel!
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