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Chapter 352 You really know how to think, kid

Chapter 352 You really know how to think, kid

Open your eyes.

Its daybreak.

The bandit lay on the ground.I have never had the habit of sharing a bed with anyone else, let alone a man.Although he was too drunk last night, in a daze, Hu Bandit found a quilt, made a bunk on the floor, and slept on the floor.And Cui Erkua fell asleep on his bed.

stand up.

Bandit Hu folded the quilt, and heard Cui Er's crotch's snoring sound shaking, as if the sky was about to be trampled, he shook his head, walked to the table, picked up the teapot and gurgled to his stomach Filled with water.After getting drunk, the adverse reactions appeared. My head was still heavy, but fortunately there was no pain, my throat was sour, and my stomach felt like it was burning.Bandit Hu turned his face first, then headed towards the old man.

I have to eat something, otherwise my stomach will be over, and I may have stomach bleeding or something in the future, so I can only look at the wine and sigh, wishing I could drink it.If it becomes like that, then you can still enjoy the pleasure of eating meat and drinking in big bowls.

"Old man, I'm hungry!"

As soon as you enter the door.The bandit Hu called out.

The old man was busy, and said: "You got up so early, boy? I didn't see you drinking less last night. How are you, are you okay?"

Bandit Hu shook his head, and said, "Hey, don't mention it, I don't remember how I got back. I must have been drunk."

The old man rolled his eyes at Bandit Hu, and said: "You young people, you don't know how to cherish your body. Do you drink wine like that? You use your stomach as a wine jar!"

Bandit Hu smiled awkwardly, and said: "Isn't this old Cui coming? In addition, everyone survived a catastrophe and broke out from Wuyi County. I am happy, so I drank more."

The old man shook his head helplessly. He really couldn't care about such things, and they wouldn't listen to them...

Although the old man was helpless, he still cared about Bandit Hu very much, and said with a straight face: "Drink, drink, when you die from drinking, my old man will be responsible for burying you..." Seeing Bandit Hu's face darken , the old man said again, "What do you want to eat? There is porridge, steamed buns, and there is a little braised pork left from last night!"

When Bandit Hu heard these kinds of food, his mouth immediately salivated, and the hook almost crawled out of his throat, "Hey, I want everything!"

The old man was very angry, "You are not picky eaters!" As he said, he took out a bowl of hot braised pork from the pot and handed it to the bandit Hu, pointed at the table over there, and said, "Hurry up, the rest I'll bring it to you in a while!"

"Hey, thank you, old man!" As he said, Hu Pi walked over beautifully, and as he walked, he reached out and grabbed a piece of braised pork from the bowl and stuffed it into his mouth. Suddenly, a strong smell of meat was in his mouth It spread out, and the horse bandits were intoxicated.

"Hey, you boy, have you washed your hands, you can grab it with your hands!" The old man cursed.

Bandit Hu smiled and said, "It's been washed, don't worry, it's clean!" As he spoke, he ignored the old man, sat on the side, and started gobbling.

Seeing it in his eyes, the old man was angry and funny: "This kid..." There is really nothing to do with the bandits.Sighing, the old man hurriedly picked up steamed buns for Hu Bandit and went to serve porridge.

"Yo, it's delicious!?"

Bandit Hu was eating deliciously, as if claws had grown out of his throat, he hooked the braised pork into his mouth, that is to say, his mouth was not big enough, otherwise he could have swallowed the whole bowl.

There is no way, I was so busy drinking last night that I didn't eat much at all, and after a bowl of digestion, there was no room left in my stomach.Coupled with the fact that the wine in the stomach turned into sour, it made my stomach even more hungry, gurgling.There is too much acid water, and it is useless to eat several pieces of braised pork.That's why bandit Hu wanted to swallow a whole bowl in one go.

That is, when he was eating well, Dai Ruliu's voice came from behind him.

Bandit Hu turned around and smiled, and said, "Hey, Sister Liu'er is here, have you eaten yet?"

Dai Ruliu said: "Not yet!"

Bandit Hu said: "Then you have caught up, come here, and try the old man's braised pork."

Dai Ruliu shook his head straight, and said, "You don't get tired of eating so much fat early in the morning!?"

Bandit Hu said: "Hey, aren't you hungry? Besides, to me, only fat tastes good!"

Dai Ruliu said: "Then you can enjoy it by yourself, I am not blessed with this thing!" Then he sat down opposite the bandit Hu.

Seeing that she was holding a medical bag in her hand, the bandit Hu knew why she was here, and he couldn't help but feel warm, so he said, "Come on, let me make you a bowl of porridge." Go." Saying that, Bandit Hu hurriedly went.

The old man saw it, and stared angrily, "You boy, okay, when the surrogate girl didn't come, you just sat there, like an old man, just wanting to enjoy! Well, now the surrogate girl Come on, you kid is working hard, who are you showing it to, you! Why did you feed a guy like you..."

Bandit Hu said: "Stop talking nonsense, old man, where are the buns!"

"Hey, it doesn't matter whether it's big or small, I owe you!" The old man rolled his eyes at Bandit Hu, then stretched out his hand, and handed the bun to Bandit Hu.To the horse bandits, he has a knife mouth and a tofu heart.

Bandit Hu smiled, "Thank you, old man." As he spoke, he came to Dai Ruliu in a hurry, put the things away, and said, "Hurry up, Sister Liu, while it's hot!"

Dai Ruliu said: "Then I won't be polite."

Bandit Hu said: "You mustn't be polite, if you are polite, I will be in a hurry with you!"

Then Dai Ruliu took the porridge and drank it in small sips.She is gentle, but the horse bandit is like a bandit. A big bun is stuffed into her mouth in one bite, and then she picks up a piece of braised pork and stuffs it into her mouth, as if she has never eaten meat in eight lifetimes.

Seeing it in his eyes, Dai Ruliu couldn't help laughing.Thinking about the nonsense things that bandit Hu was drunk with Cui Erkua last night, Dai Ruliu couldn't help but want to laugh even more.Then he said teasingly: "Hu Bandit, you are really good at it, you know what you said to Cui Erye last night, but Yuhan was so ashamed. I thought you were cheeky Bo, I didn’t expect it, you kid is just pretending in front of us! You even yelled loudly that you want to have a son with Yuhan, take it to beat the little devil, and let your son have a son, and then your grandfather The two of you will take your grandson to fight the little devil again, you, you, you kid will really think..."

"..."

Bandit Hu listened, and was so shocked that his mouth could be filled with a fist. What the hell is going on?who?Such a stinky and shameless thing, even if you beat me to death, I won't say it, okay! ?Sister Liu Er, you are a choreographer!Be careful I'm in a hurry with you...

Over there, the old man Wang brought another bowl of braised pork over there, fearing that the horse bandits would not have enough braised pork. Hearing this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was so happy that the two broken teeth in his mouth were exposed, " Hehe, is there such a thing? Hey, hurry up, Miss Dai, you have to tell me and let me hear it!"

Bandit Hu was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a crack to get in. Seeing that the old man was going to make trouble, he couldn't help but glared at the old man.

The old man is even more energetic...

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(End of this chapter)

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