Descendants of Pangu in the Great Desolation

Chapter 33 Bo Jun Smiles

"Where are you, Situ Jie and Xu Lu? Qi Shun?" I asked the three people in front of me: "Who is calling you?" After listening carefully, Xu Lu said: "Master, it seems to be Xiaoyou." He lowered his forehead and said, "If you don't tell me, I'd have forgotten it. I haven't seen it since I've been here for so long. Where did it go?"

"It's not that you are so angry that even I have forgotten." Situ Jie complained, "Qi Shun, you go and find Xiaoyou, so that it doesn't get in a hurry." Prince." I hurriedly stopped Qi Shun who was about to leave, and said: "Qi Shun found Xiaoyou and took it to the gazebo, it's too boring here, let's go and sit there." Qi Shun turned and walked out, Qi Shun walked Then I took Situ Jie to the gazebo in the front yard, looked up and saw that it was almost noon, and ordered: "Xu Lu is almost noon, go and order the imperial dining room to prepare the meal." Xu Lu asked: "Master, lunch is delivered The room or the pavilion?" I looked at Situ Jie and asked, "Send it to the pavilion, shall we have dinner in the pavilion today, Xiaojie?" Situ Jie nodded and said, "Okay."

"Go quickly, Xu Lu, remember to ask them to prepare some Xiaojie's favorite food." Xu Lu nodded and said, "Okay young master, I'll go right away, you guys go to the gazebo for a rest. I'll be back soon." Go out of the courtyard.

We sat in the gazebo, and I took Situ Jie's hand and said to him: "Little Jie, don't blame Brother Hai for what he did today, maybe you don't understand why I did it now, but you have to understand that everything I do is For your own good, you will understand in the future, don't be angry anymore, come and give Brother Hai a smile." After Situ Jie smiled at me that was uglier than crying, he sat on the sidelines and ignored me. Seeing his appearance, I shook my head helplessly.

As soon as Xiaoyou flew into the gazebo, he roared loudly: "Where are you hiding, Hai? I searched for a long time but couldn't find it. I almost flew out to look for it." I haven’t asked you yet, so you come to accuse me first. I ask you where you went, and I haven’t seen you since I’ve been here for so long?” Xiaoyou replied with a blushing face, “I... I just finished eating pastry , just fell asleep in the pond." I smiled and said, "Yo, you also blush, it's rare."

"Hum..." Xiaoyou flew to the gazebo and sulked.

At this time, Eunuch Pan, the deputy director of the imperial meal, led the eunuchs who passed on the meal, and walked in behind Xu Lu. Xu Lu said, "Master, lunch is here." Eunuch Pan knelt down, saluted Situ Jie and me: "Your servant kowtows to the Seventh Prince and the prince is auspicious, and this servant kowtows to Hai Shizi and his son is auspicious." I waved my hand and said, "Be flat, the seventh prince is hungry, and you can serve meals." Eunuch Pan stood up and replied, "I obey." The little eunuchs behind him shouted loudly, and ordered: "Pass the meal." The little eunuchs behind them walked into the gazebo carrying the food boxes in an orderly manner, and Eunuch Pan brought out the food plates in the food box one by one. Putting them on the stone table, the eunuchs carrying the food boxes exited the gazebo one by one. After a while, the not-so-small stone table was filled with food plates of all sizes. in front of the eyes.There are soft, white and smooth emerald shrimp balls, crystal clear steamed dumplings, fragrant braised pork ribs, and fragrant and crisp salad green bamboo shoots...every dish is so exquisite and attractive, I think it is difficult Some people can resist this temptation.

I waved to Eunuch Pan, and said: "You guys go down." Eunuch Pan cupped his hands and said, "Please take it easy, the prince and the prince, and the servants will leave." Then I directed the people behind me to walk out of Fuze Palace and go back to the imperial dining room. .Watching them leave, I said to Xu Lu and Qi Shun who were standing on both sides: "Let's eat, Xu Lu, you and Qi Shun also come to eat together, don't stand there like a door god." Qi Shun shook his head and said: " No need, my son, I will use it after you finish it." I stood up and pushed Qi Shun on the stone bench, and said: "Okay, okay, now there are no outsiders, let's eat together, but this is the last time, There will be no such opportunity in the future.”

Xu Lu saw me push Qi Shun on the stone bench and sat down. Even Xiao You, who was hiding on the gazebo, flew down, drooling at the delicious food on the table.I smiled and said to Xiaoyou: "Come and eat, don't let your saliva drown us." Come on, gobble it up.

I picked up Situ Jie's favorite shrimp ball with my chopsticks, held it in front of Situ Jie's pouted mouth, and said, "Xiaojie, open your mouth, let's eat a shrimp ball." Situ Jie closed his mouth tightly and ignored me .I looked at him and complained: "Don't be angry anymore, eat it quickly, my arms will be sore if I lift it for a while." Situ Jie was so angry that he even refused to eat his favorite shrimp balls. He was still indifferent after holding his arms for a long time, so I had to put down my chopsticks and stare at him, thinking about how to make him laugh.

At this time, I looked at a large bowl of meat sauce noodles on the table, and suddenly remembered a very popular joke I saw on the Internet in my previous life, so I said: "Xu Lu, let me tell you a joke. "Xu Lu looked at the angry Seventh Prince and Qi Shun who was sitting beside him feeling uncomfortable, and was also thinking about how to ease the emotions of the two. When he heard that I wanted to tell a joke, he quickly clapped his hands and praised: " Young master, tell me."

I cleared my throat and said: "It is said that one day Roubao and Noodles fought, Roubao lost to Noodles, and was severely beaten by Noodles. When Roubao left, he said to Noodles, don't go if you want to find a friend." Let me teach you a lesson. Roubao went back to look for vegetables, red bean paste and soup dumplings to find the theory of noodles. On the way, he saw instant noodles walking towards him. Roubao flattened the instant noodles without saying a word. There is no reason for the instant noodles He was puzzled by the beating, so he asked Roubao why he was beating him, and Roubao said, don’t think that I won’t recognize you if you perm your hair.” Xu Lu laughed loudly and said, “Haha, this joke is so interesting, Master. .But what are instant noodles?"

I explained to Xu Lu: "Instant noodles are a variant of noodles, but they have been deep-fried beforehand for storage, so they look curved." After explaining to Xu Lu, I asked Situ Jie beside me: " Xiaojie, is this joke interesting?" Jie suppressed his smile and still ignored me.Seeing that a joke did not impress him, he continued: "Then I will continue, listen carefully. After the instant noodles were hit by mistake, I felt very unhappy, so I found meat sauce noodles, hot soup noodles and ramen to find meat buns for revenge. , I happened to meet Xiaolongbao while walking on the road. I looked at the instant noodles carefully for a long time, pointed to the Xiaolongbao and said to my partner, hit me, beat it hard. On the way back after flattening, hot soup noodles asked instant noodles, why did you just now You flatten it so hard, why do you hate it so much? Instant Noodles said, at first I just wanted to hit it a little bit, but I didn’t expect it to pretend to be cute, and even wear children’s clothes... the more I think about it, the more I get annoyed."

With a "puchi", Situ Jie burst into laughter, Xu Lu even sat on the ground laughing, even Qi Shun laughed, only Xiaoyou continued to struggle with the steamed dumplings as if nothing had happened.I looked at the three of them and laughed too, and said with a smile: "Xiaojie, it's good if you laugh, don't be angry." Situ Jie nodded and said: "I understand Brother Hai, you are right, I I won’t come here any more.” I patted his head and said, “It’s good to understand, let’s eat now, I’m starving.” Situ Jie said with a smile: “Then let’s eat, I will eat too. I'm so hungry, hehe."

(End of this chapter)