Love Apartment 4
Chapter 19 When Happiness Comes to Pry the Door
Chapter 19 When Happiness Comes to Pry the Door
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Why do pubs put up signs saying "no madmen and santas allowed"?Why did Zeng Xiaoxian have a bruised nose and swollen face?Why is the Christmas tree lost in the bar, but suddenly appeared in the suite of 3601?Is there some kind of connection between them?A few days after Christmas, the friends in the apartment are still discussing these topics enthusiastically, and have performed countless versions.
The most convincing one is of course one of the parties, Yifei's statement: On Christmas Day, a lunatic went to a bar to steal a Christmas tree, and was bumped into by Zeng Xiaoxian.It happened that Yifei passed by, scared away the lunatic and rescued him, but the bar was closed at that time, so he temporarily moved the tree back to the apartment for a night.
The rumors stopped, but Yifei still felt uneasy. Thinking of the wish he made to the Christmas tree that night, he felt a little flustered.It seems that there are some omens that keep hinting to her that the wish she made this year will definitely come true. Playing cards, grabbing a hand of hearts, rolling the dice, getting whatever you want, going to the bar for a drink, and actually saying that the 5th bottle in the bar is an extra consumption The winners were also awarded a dining coupon for couples in the Xing Mansion Club.No wonder Youyou insisted that she made a wish and asked about the marriage, Hongluan star moved!
That voice kept echoing in her heart: You have found it.Zeng Xiaoxian, who has gone crazy, is not only smart but also durable, isn't that what you are looking for?The trouble made her feel uncomfortable seeing Zeng Xiaoxian in every possible way, and she would never forget that Zeng Xiaoxian is still Nuo Lan's boyfriend, and Nuo Lan had entrusted her to watch Zeng Xiaoxian!
One day when the two were waiting for the elevator together, Yifei asked Zeng Xiaoxian: "Do you believe in omens? Meijia and the others have been thinking about this lately. I want to hear what Yuanfang thinks."
"Cut, it's just a psychological suggestion." Zeng Xiaoxian replied casually, and opened the courier in his hand, "Eh? I won the lottery? The consumption coupon for the Star Mansion restaurant!"
"What?! Where did it come from?" Yifei was so surprised that even his tone changed.
Zeng Xiaoxian thought she didn't believe it, so he held up the courier box and showed her: "Didn't you tell me not to publicize the Christmas tree thing? I still have a little bruise on my face, so I bought a bottle of foundation to cover it. Here, I won the lottery gone."
Damn it!coincide!Absolutely a coincidence!It's all psychological!Yifei kept convincing herself that when the elevator arrived, she turned around and walked up the stairs, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian with a stunned expression, wondering what offended her.
Alas, if making a wish is like shopping on Taobao, you can go back on your word and return it, what should you do now?
Mika mentioned to her this day a new relationship between men and women, called friendship offside, lover not full, that is, people often say blue face.Every girl probably hopes that there is a man who will show her unlimited favors as a friend, and when it is over, she can take the initiative to advance and retreat freely.But feelings are mutual and need to be balanced. One person always pays unilaterally, and one day it will be unbearable.Just like Xiaofeng and her, Xiaofeng was too kind to her before, but now I always feel that I owe him too much, and I can't finish it no matter what.
Yifei suddenly realized that feelings are actually debts, and the reason why she felt flustered was because she owed Zeng Xiaoxian a debt of favor.He was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he carried the Christmas tree back for her with his head broken and bleeding. This fulfilled her wish, but put a heavy burden on her back.If she can find a way to repay this emotional debt, she can feel at ease.It's like killing people to pay for their lives and debts to pay back money.
Having made up his mind, Yifei decided to invite Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner.Anyway, this guy is not very demanding, let him have a crazy meal of perverted spicy chicken wings at KFC, and make him happy for a few days.But Zeng Xiaoxian said that KFC is not up to standard, so it is better to go to Xing Mansion, anyway, there is a lottery ticket, and then make up for the difference in personal price, so that you can eat comfortably and save money.Thinking of the so-called couple's dining voucher, Yifei felt absolutely displeased, but the sooner the better, the sooner he eats, the sooner he pays off the debt, so he agreed.
On the day of the appointment, Yifei deliberately changed into a small dress, but before going out, the skirt on the thigh side was broken and the hole was torn.Meijia said that this kind of "tearing wind" is the sexiest now, and it is very popular now. Yifei dressed up to meet her lover, and she can get the other party in minutes!
Yifei tried her best to clarify: "When you see a lover, it is to pay back a favor. You are right, it is not good to owe others too much. It is also a gesture to ask for a repayment meal, and it will be settled after eating."
Meijia shook her head: "Repaying favors? Your repayment method may not be effective. If it is a debt of money, then pay the money. If it is a debt of love, giving something is better than eating, and people will misunderstand it. Eating alone is the best thing to do. It’s ambiguous. It’s just a pretense to invite you here and I invite you to go back, implying that you only eat when you give others a chance, unless you eat KFC.”
"I was planning to eat KFC at first!" Yifei wanted to explain, but Meijia smiled at her ambiguously and said, "Stop pretending, even the tight-fitting little dress has been turned out, I understand. Besides, with What is the use of my explanation, the key depends on how people understand it, let it take its course."
So, Zeng Xiaoxian waited alone in the restaurant for three hours, but Yifei not only did not show up, but also refused to answer the phone.At the same time, Yifei took off her little dress early, put on her pajamas, and lay on the sofa watching TV with the whole family in her arms.The years are quiet, um... yes, this is the most natural way.
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Youyou saw a value-for-money premarital examination package on the Internet, and remembered that she and Guan Gu would soon get their certificates, and the premarital examination hadn't been done yet, so she urged Guan Gu to experience it together.Guan Gu said that the premarital examination is not mandatory, and told her not to look for trouble.
Youyou said to Guan Gu: "How can you say that you have nothing to do? Aunt Bai of the street office said that many young couples ignore the premarital examination, and the consequences are very serious. Just like Xiaowen and Xiaozhe in Building 2, married for two years It was later discovered that the man had latent mental illness. From a certain day on, Xiaozhe had been imagining that he was a toilet, always squatting in the toilet and unable to come out."
After hearing this, Guan Gu was anxious for them: "Then hurry to the hospital."
Youyou smiled and said, "But her wife Xiaowen disagrees with her life and death. If she says something like this, there will be no toilet in their house."
These two are really a perfect match!So Youyou said that the premarital examination is responsible for the marriage and the future. If Xiaowen and Xiaozhe had had the premarital examination, wouldn't all these tragedies be avoided.Moreover, we are going to be husband and wife, so what's wrong with getting to know each other better?
Guan Gu still resisted, anyway, no matter whether it is good or not, the two will always get married, so why bother.But in case there is any problem, it will be a psychological burden after marriage.
If he didn't check it, he would assume that there would be a psychological burden. Guan Gu wouldn't really have any problems, would he?Therefore, Guan Gu narrated a heart-wrenching history. That year, when he first came to China, he was arranged to have a full-body examination after entering the country...
The examination showed that everything was normal, but the doctor always showed a strange smile, with contempt hidden in complacency, and sarcasm in ridicule.Guan Gu thought that he was different from others, and for a long time after that, he was always under the shadow of inferiority complex.It wasn't until a year later that Guan Gu went for another check-up, and happened to meet the same doctor again, and finally found out the truth of the matter: it turned out that his face was oily, and the bridge of his nose was not straight enough, so his glasses kept slipping down, and it was inconvenient to hold them while wearing gloves. , so you have to use the muscles on the cheekbones to withstand the frame, and you will have this expression!
The bloody facts and painful lessons made Guan Gu believe that it is best not to do the inspection unless it is absolutely necessary. There was nothing wrong with it, but it made people inexplicably nervous.If a person is nervous in a physical examination, a premarital examination is a group of two people.There is no such thing as looking for guilt by yourself.
Yoyo believes that there shouldn't be any secrets between lovers, they are the same psychologically and physically.As the book says, the realm of omniscience is good for the relationship between the sexes.Guan Gu believes that no matter how close the relationship is, one should keep a little privacy. Sometimes knowing too much will affect the happiness index.
Regarding the relationship between the sexes, Ziqiao should have the most say. Regarding the debate between Guan Gu and Yoyo, he was completely on Guan Gu's side at first.This is not because he and Guan Gu are the same male compatriots, but because he recently met a mysterious girl—Xiao Yuxixi.
Xiaoyu feels that if two people don't even know each other's names, but they can still talk together, then it means that there is a real fate.Therefore, after 48 hours of acquaintance, Ziqiao knows almost nothing about her except for her screen name, but it is precisely because of this that she feels an unprecedented joy and still maintains a sense of freshness.Isn't it exciting to look at each other's faces, but be able to think about everything else?
When Yoyo heard about this person, her first reaction was to go to human flesh to search for all the information about her. She is so mysterious, there must be some ulterior background and secrets.Now that the Internet is so developed, having a screen name as an introduction is enough!With Tang Youyou's spirit of gossip, there is nothing tricky in the world that she can't find out.But Zi Qiao resolutely refused, saying that what Yoyo did was completely destroying the atmosphere of the two of them getting along. It is most exciting to maintain a little fork between a man and a woman.Are men and women thinking differently?
On the third day of their acquaintance, Zi Qiao and Xiao Yu had dinner.After a few days of testing, Xiao Yu had a good impression of Zi Qiao, unlike the people she met before, who liked to ask questions when they came up, or deliberately diverted the topic to a certain aspect to create opportunities.Zi Qiao laughed at the fact that modern people are too utilitarian and impetuous, saying that he has always believed that the mutual attraction between men and women is an unknown adventure, and Xiao Yu made him fascinated by this primitive and wild feeling.
But when the relationship between a man and a woman reaches a certain stage, there will be a test standard. If the relationship between Xiaoyu and Ziqiao is like a closed-book test, now is the time to score it.Xiaoyu wants to test how much Ziqiao has explored her inner world after going through the so-called adventures he said these days?Such as constellation, hobbies, personality, taste and so on.There is a reward for answering correctly, and it is absolutely tempting. If the answer is wrong, it means that Ziqiao is not qualified enough, or the fate of the two is limited, so there is no need to waste time.Moreover, there is only one chance!
It's urgent!Taking advantage of Xiao Yu going to the bathroom, Zi Qiao dialed Yoyo's number, and as long as Yoyo can find out all of Xiao Yu's background information for him within 3 minutes, he will let Zi Qiao be a cow, a horse, a chicken or a duck, whatever he wants Row.
Youyou snorted: "Underestimate me, as long as the network speed is fast enough, you can kill the FBI in seconds." He typed Xiao Yu Xixi's name on the computer screen, searched, and started!
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Talking about inviting people to dinner, but letting them go, does Hu Yifei still have the bottom line of integrity and life?Zeng Xiaoxian returned to the apartment angrily, only to find that Yifei was still eating chicken wings?He was hungry all afternoon in vain, and he also suffered all the supercilious looks from the waiter!
Of course, with Zeng Xiaoxian's eight guts, he didn't dare to be arrogant in front of Yifei, he just complained: "Is there a mistake, let's talk about it early. Why don't you call the head office?"
Yifei said hesitantly: "The mouthwash at home is temporarily used up, I have to buy it quickly."
Mouthwash?Well... refreshing reason!Yifei didn’t believe the reason for making it up, so she had to… make it up again: “Eating is just a way to express friendship, not what you understand now, let alone what you understood at the beginning. Anyway, there are many other ways, why bother Stick to one kind?"
How can Zeng Xiaoxian understand the logic of her aliens, how can she be friendly if she releases pigeons?
"The pigeons have been released, what else do you want?!" The soft ones didn't make sense, so they had to be tough. Look, Zeng Xiaoxian was scared into obedience immediately.Of course, in the end it was his own fault, Yifei coaxed him: "Sorry, it's a big deal, next time I will give you a small gift as compensation, and this time it will be fine. Come to me tomorrow morning, that's all!"
Turning around, Yifei ordered a key bag online. Thanks to Jingdong's unparalleled speed, the goods were received early in the morning.When unpacking the courier, I ran into Zhang Wei. As soon as Zhang Wei saw her holding a men's bag, he immediately started gossiping. "Montblanc's Valentine's Day Limited Edition! Wow, gift for your lover?"
Yifei thought he was talking nonsense: "It's so weird, you idiot can't even recognize this is a key bag, but you can recognize the style. I saw an advertisement on the front page, so I just bought one! Besides, who said Men’s bags are going to be given to lovers?”
Zhang Wei pointed to the label on the box proudly: "I'm not a soil turtle! And there are Chinese characters - mont blanc Valentine's Day limited edition, and more importantly, inside the bag, Ich will mit dir sein, German, it should mean, I really want to be with you."
Yifei was stunned: "Hey! You still know German? It sounds like the real thing."
Zhang Wei said that he met a German student when he was in college, and every time we went to class together, she would pass a note with this sentence written on it.Of course he wouldn't tell Yifei that in fact, that guy was a pure German man. Ever since he found out the meaning of that sentence after looking it up in the dictionary, he never dared to go to class again.
Not so memorized, is it such a coincidence to buy a gift?Yifei waved her hand, pushed Zhang Wei's gossipy head away, and hypnotized herself: "Who said I gave it away. I bought it and can't use it for myself. I think this bag is especially suitable for my bedroom key. You can control it." is it on?"
Next, Zhang Wei begged for Yifei's unused key ring, and left happily.
After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian came in to ask for gifts, Yifei looked at the key bag in his hand, embarrassed for a while, and suddenly ran into the room and gave him a bottle of mouthwash. "I bought it just for you. Do you like it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian froze while holding the mouthwash, this... what does it mean?Yifei replied straightforwardly: "It means I really went to the supermarket yesterday!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was angry, so he asked his friends to comment: "Tell me, is Yifei full of food? Somehow, he said to invite me to dinner, and then let me go, and then said to give me a gift, but finally gave me a bottle of mouthwash What is this? An insult to my IQ or an insult to my personality?"
Meijia asked: "Sister Yifei invited you to dinner? When did it happen? And how about mouthwash?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied: "The day before yesterday and yesterday! She has been playing with me for two days in a row. Tell her for me that I don't have time to play this kind of boring game with her!"
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian went out, Zhang Wei took out Yifei's old key ring and fiddled with it proudly: "It seems that in Yifei's heart, my status is still higher than that of Teacher Zeng. Although it is second-hand, it is at least better than mouthwash. powerful."
Meijia was surprised, and asked him why Yifei gave him a key ring for no reason?Zhang Wei then told her that Yifei bought a new key case from Montblanc that day, and then... and then...
Meijia tilted her head and thought for a while, then murmured: "Yifei's recent behavior is so weird. Two days ago, I clearly saw her dressed up and said that she was going to eat, and then here, Teacher Zeng was released. I told her that gifts can be used to repay favors, and then Teacher Zeng received mouthwash? Don’t you think there is a connection between this? Let’s make a bold assumption that the person Yifei originally planned to invite to dinner might be Teacher Zeng?"
To prove this proposition, we need to do an experiment.So, the two devised a trap.
First, Zhang Wei intercepted Zeng Xiaoxian's takeaway halfway, opened the burger, spread circles of mustard on it, and gave it to Zeng Xiaoxian.Zeng Xiaoxian was reading a magazine, didn't notice anything unusual, picked up the hamburger and took a big bite, and then, his facial features were all squeezed together, as if they were firmly welded, and couldn't be pried apart...
Meijia ran to tell Yifei that Zeng Xiaoxian was crying, and his face was full of grievances. Maybe it was because he made friends carelessly and was bullied.It is estimated that it is still the kind of pain that does not touch the flesh, but hurts the soul.Otherwise, I wouldn't cry so sadly!
The psychological endurance of this product can't be so bad, can it?Yifei muttered to herself, she was worried after all, so she followed Meijia to the next door to have a look.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian rolling on the ground with tears streaming down his face. Yifei was shocked. How could this be a grievance?Why do you feel like your father is dead?
Yifei helped Xiaoxian up, Zeng Xiaoxian was so hot that he couldn't open his eyes, but just wiped his tears.
"Hey! Look at me, what's the matter with you!" Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak, Yifei said it himself: "I know I'm a little too much, just kidding. Your reaction is too big!"
"You did it?!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked vaguely, pointing to his mouth, turned his head and went out, looking for "gargle... Mouthwash!"
Yifei thought he was still angry with mouthwash, so she held him back and explained: "Okay, actually this is not what I want to give you. I just didn't think of what to give you for a while, and I didn't mean to trick you, or... ...I'll get you another one."
Yifei slapped the key bag on the table: "Your gift. I just... picked it up! I guess you might need it, so I'll leave it to you. Don't think too much about it! Don't cry anymore! If you cry again, I'll beat you!" "
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In 3 minutes, hobbies, living habits, educational background, and family status were almost searched. Zi Qiao passed Xiao Yu's test as she wished, and admired Yoyo, flattering, pinching her shoulders and beating her back, doing everything she could. .He also declared to everyone: "From today on, Tang Youyou is not only my kind little aunt, but also my irreplaceable remote wingman."
Guan Gu blamed him for cheating: "Didn't you say that this experience is mysterious and no tricks?"
Just kidding, don't you want a touchdown chance delivered to your door?I really look up to Lu Ziqiao.Youyou feels that since Ziqiao has already proved with actual cases that the state of omniscience is definitely beneficial to the relationship between the sexes, then Mr. Guan Gu should turn his back on it earlier.
Now Ziqiao regards Yoyo's words as the truth, so of course he chimed in: "If you want to live a happy life, you need to have symmetrical information. The more you know, the better. As for you classmate Guan Gu, will your lover die if you let your lover know more about it? It doesn't matter if you have a good mentality, transparency and openness are necessary. And my aunt is right, either do your homework beforehand! Or keep the cheat sheet with you!"
Guan Gu refused to accept it, and threatened: "Lu Ziqiao, you are an idiot! Just wait and see!"
The next day, when Zi Qiao was dating Xiao Yu, Guan Gu slipped beside him without saying a word, and sat down.
Zi Qiao vaguely had an ominous premonition and asked him, "What are you doing here?"
Guan Gu asked him back: "Isn't your intuition very accurate? - Guess."
There's no need to guess, Ziqiao knows in her heart that this guy is definitely here to make trouble.Guan Gu took the initiative to introduce himself to Xiaoyu: "My name is Passerby A. I recently heard a truth, that is, 'There should be no secrets between lovers', so I came here to share it with you. What I want to ask is, since you agree so much Why isn’t this point of view being followed through to the end?”
Xiao Yu laughed and said, "So you are friends." Zi Qiao insisted that he was not familiar with him.
"This beautiful woman is not familiar with you. Otherwise, why would you still call you Xiaobu?" Guan Gu used his own way to treat his own body, and picked up Zi Qiao's words to block his own mouth: "Let your Will my lover die if I know more about you? It is necessary to be transparent and open. Either do your homework beforehand, or keep the cheat sheet with you.”
What homework?What cheat sheet?Xiaoyu was confused by what she heard, Ziqiao comforted her and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he has incoherent syndrome." Turning to Guan Gu, he asked, "Didn't your premarital examination find out?"
Guan Gu chuckled: "Don't worry, I'm not here to invigilate the exam to catch cheating, I just don't think it's fair. You know him so well now, but he still doesn't know anything about you, it's not good..."
Xiao Yu pouted: "He's right, it's a bit unfair, your intuition is so accurate, but I can't guess you, so I feel insecure."
Guan Gu handed Xiaoyu a pad, and taught her: "Keyword: Lu Ziqiao, this is his real name. His Weibo and Washbasin have recorded many cases of dragons wagging their tails."
Zi Qiao wanted to stop Xiao Yu, but was blocked by Guan Gu.Xiao Yu flipped through a few search pages casually, and spit out a mouthful of water: "Oh my god! Is this true?"
Guan Gu proudly took back the pad: "Now you understand, the state of omniscience has a positive effect on the relationship between the sexes..." When he saw the search results, he sprayed water on the screen.
On the first page, Lu Ziqiao, IQ192, is a 15-year-old prodigy in the Tsinghua Youth Class.Graduation photos are attached, in ps, the same below.
On the second page, Tsinghua prodigy shows off his artistic talent and is preparing for a solo concert.Fu Ziqiao and Lang Lang play the piano together for a group photo.
On the third page, the cover of Fortune Magazine: Music Talent's entrepreneurial miracle, witnessing the youngest business tycoon!Attached is a photo of the rich man.
Page [-], Website Headline News: Feat!Young entrepreneurs donate billions of dollars to charity and travel around the world alone!Attached is a photo of the summit of the snow mountain.
On the fifth page, Gossip Weekly: Rescue an elderly UAE man who fell into the water in the desert.Aconitum Qiao took a group photo with the UAE old man.
Page [-], video news: The rich man in the United Arab Emirates passed away, and his adopted son inherited billions of dollars.
Guan Gu was dumbfounded, Zi Qiao sighed, and pretended to say reluctantly: "Don't search! I don't want others to know!" She winked at Guan Gu behind her back, fortunately I was prepared to fight with me, you are still young a little bit!
Zi Qiao turned to look at Xiao Yu sincerely, and said with regret, "Forgive me for keeping it from you, I'm just afraid that these... will become a burden for you to communicate with me."
"I didn't expect you to be such a secretive person! No wonder I can't guess you." Xiao Yu went to take his hand, leaned on his shoulder sweetly, and said shyly: "Xiao Bu! I will punish you tonight Tell me all these legendary stories.”
"Well... since this passer-by also said that there should be no secrets between lovers, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient." Zi Qiao left with Xiao Yu on her arm, turned around and whispered in Guan Gu's ear: "Thank you, brother .”
Guan Gu was speechless, he was so shocked that he didn't close his mouth for a long time.
5
Wasabi + mint—a flavorful mouthwash, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the entire cranial cavity was ventilated.Meijia and Zhang Wei came over to comfort him, and inquired about the story between Yifei and him just now.
Mentioning Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian was full of anger, and yelled at Meijia and Zhang Wei: "Please ask her for me, even if you want to punish me, when will you be a head?"
Meijia is surprised, didn't you call Yifei to comfort you just now?Moreover, from the situation of peeking from the balcony, sister Yifei is quite sympathetic to you, isn't she?
"Comfort me, I didn't understand a word, and then she took a picture of this and left." Zeng Xiaoxian took out the key bag that Yifei gave him, and handed it to Meijia, "She said she picked it up, and gave it to me by the way."
Zhang Wei was surprised, isn't this the one that Yifei just bought yesterday? "What, I saw the courier she signed for with my own eyes, Montblanc Valentine's Day limited edition, if you don't believe me, open it and have a look, there are lines of German in it! #￥#￥..."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously: "Are you sure it's German and not a spell?"
"Of course! It means 'I want to be with you'." Zhang Wei showed off again without losing the opportunity, and Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. "But it's strange. Yesterday she clearly said that she kept the key bag for her own use, and I saw her hang up her bedroom key with my own eyes."
Meijia opened the key bag and saw that there was a key inside.If this is the case, everything will make sense. This is Hong Guoguo's hint. Yifei must want to tell Teacher Zeng that from now on, there is no need to knock on the door to enter her boudoir. "Congratulations, these days, no, the grievances you have suffered all these years are not in vain. Sister Yifei finally figured it out. Putting pigeons and rinsing mouth water is the last test. Although I didn't say it directly, the actions are already obvious. How about Go try it tonight!"
boudoir? !test? !Nervous!Zeng Xiaoxian was actually a little eager to move, but when he thought about it, if he got it wrong and Yifei thought he was going to pry her door, who would collect his body?What if the door can really be opened?Wouldn't it be a waste of Xiao Feifei's hard work if he didn't go?
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was still hesitating, Meijia continued to persuade him: "Back then, Sun Wukong became a closed disciple and learned 72 transformations because he understood the code word of Bodhi's ancestor 'come to the back hall at three o'clock'. Yifei gave you the key , you still dare not accept the offer?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the key, doubtful.
When Yifei came back from get off work, she scattered all the contents of the bag on the table, and couldn't find the key to the bedroom after searching over and over again.Thinking about it carefully, I suddenly remembered that I gave Zeng Xiaoxian the key and the key case in the morning... What is she trying to do? !What if, what if Zeng Xiaoxian really came to open her door with a key, would he welcome her?Still welcome?Still welcome? !No, never let this happen!
A few minutes later, Yifei called a master lock picker back from the outside, opened the door, and asked him to change the lock and provide a few more spare keys. "You gave me the key to the bedroom, and then went to the property to change the lock?" Zeng Xiaoxian stood at the door at some point, "You're molesting me again, the third time?!"
Yifei explained embarrassingly: "Actually, it's not what you think...he's not a property owner."
"Then you just find a locksmith on the street? Have you filed a report at the police station? As the vice chairman of the household committee, I remind you that it is dangerous to be so hasty! Next time you should go to the property management, do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian became even more angry, chattering After talking for a long time, I suddenly remembered the purpose of my trip. "I didn't come to tell you this! After putting the pigeon mouthwash, give me the key to change the lock, what on earth do you want to do? You haven't answered me yet!"
Yifei whispered: "I said it was to repay your favor, do you believe it?"
"I treat you as a friend in vain, but you treat me like this. Yifei, I hate you!" After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian ran out crying.
With a jolt, Yifei came back to his senses and realized that it was just an imagination. He looked up and saw that the master was still changing the lock, and he was relieved.The doorbell rang, opened the door, and Zeng Xiaoxian stood outside: "I want to ask you something, go in and talk?"
Yifei blocked the door: "Just ask here."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at her strangely, and took out the key bag: "Is this key yours? Zhang Wei said it was your bedroom key. He saw you hang it up with his own eyes."
Yifei laughed loudly: "I picked up the whole key bag, how could there be my key in it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had been fooled, and couldn't help but feel grief and anger: "Then why did they deceive me? Meijia even encouraged me to come and try it in the middle of the night, it's too insidious!"
"That's right, why don't you come back in the middle of the night. I mean, if you want to try it, wait until the change is over." Yifei made a slip of the tongue and covered her mouth.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "What for?"
Yifei racked his brains to think of words: "Change...a piece of clothes. I mean, I'm about to change clothes and go out—please, treat you to dinner! Last time I let you go, I decided to make up for it, and now I finally believe that I didn't trick you Alright."
After finishing speaking, he closed the door and went in to change into the little dress that tore the wind, went out to open the door, dragged Zeng Xiaoxian and left.
The locksmith in the room shouted: "Miss! Give me a screwdriver. Miss!" No one answered, and "Miss" had gone to nowhere.
6
When Yoyo searched for Xiaoyu's background information, she made a major discovery. It turns out that "Xiaoyu Xixi" is not Xiaoyu's only name. She once used another ID: Xiaoxuehuahua.Youyou said that the more you don't want people to know, the more room you have for investigation, so she called on Ziqiao to conduct a more brutal and thorough investigation of Xiaoyu with the speed and professionalism of the FBI.
The hard work paid off, and Yoyo found Xiaoyu's former blog, which was titled "Youth Diary - Tribute to Former Lovers".If you don't look at it, it's enough. When you look at it, Ziqiao is almost scared out of his wits.The blog is more like a death note. There are 12 characters in total, all of whom are Xiaoyu’s ex-boyfriends. The horror is that every time Xiaoyu breaks up with them, these ex-boyfriends will die strangely in a few days...
"Am I... the next one? Ah!" Zi Qiao broke down and ran out after discovering the truth.
Guan Gu finally got the idea, and started to talk endlessly: "Now you are satisfied! The investigation and investigation have finally found out the tragedy. So, there are some things that you don't know. Everything is fine. You have to break the casserole. Now break it!" Let’s go. Who has no privacy, there must be a reason for some things that you don’t want others to know, maybe there is no malice at all, but your curiosity, alas..."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong..." Yoyo bowed her head and conceded, then she thought again: "Huh? I understand, there must be something in your words!" Guan Gu made a grimace and ran away.
After a while, Yoyo took the initiative to go to Guan Gu to confess her mistake, admitting that she was a little too curious about other people's secrets. "You're right, no matter who you are, you have the right to keep your privacy. If you really have concerns, you won't check it if you don't get married."
In fact, whether or not the marriage inspection is not the key point, if Guan Gu hadn't made so many excuses from the beginning, probably Yoyo wouldn't be so curious, and if it wasn't for Yoyo's repeated pressure, Guan Gu wouldn't have resisted like that.Besides, even if it is found out that there is something wrong, the husband and wife are two people who are united as one, so who would dislike the other?
"Actually, my kidneys are not very good." Guan Gu hesitated again and again, and decided to express his worries, "This is a genetic disease in the family. My mother told me that several elders, including my father and uncle, have The problem has been detected. Especially after the age of 30, the probability is not low. I have a little back pain recently. And I have had three urinary tract infections, and occasionally I urinate frequently and urgently. I guess this is a sign of kidney deficiency. I am afraid of you Looking down on me affected my confidence in the future, so I was nervous."
"Aside from kidney deficiency, is there anything else?" Youyou asked, Guan Gu shook his head.Youyou smiled and said, "If you don't tell me, I really never felt it. Anyway, I promise, no matter what problems you have, I will make up for you and take good care of you. I have confidence!"
"You really don't mind?"
Youyou shook her head: "This is the minimum responsibility of a wife! However, it is said that excessive curiosity is also a sign of early mental illness. If I find out that there are hidden dangers, would you mind?"
Guan Gu frowned deliberately: "That's hard to say."
Youyou smiled and hit him: "Say it again!" The misunderstanding was eliminated, and the young couple enjoyed themselves happily.
7
When Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei came to the club, they found that it was overcrowded. The foreman said that if there is no appointment, you need to queue up.There was a lot of good talk, and the store was unwilling to accommodate. Zeng Xiaoxian took out the coupon in the lottery, and the foreman said that it was just a coupon for promotion, and it had no special meaning.
Yifei took her own coupon: "Damn, I thought it was worth a lot."
Unexpectedly, when the foreman saw the two coupons, his eyes lit up, and he explained: "Our coupons are usually sent separately, and the probability of both men and women getting two coupons is very low. The combination is the VVVIP guest coupon." The announcement machine ordered: "Come here, hurry up and prepare the VIP private room for couples, there are distinguished guests."
Private room for couples?Could it be another bad sign?The lights in the room are dim, and there are all kinds of romantic decorations: heart-shaped pillows, candles, couple cups, couple tableware... Zeng Xiaoxian looked around, and Yifei was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the floor.
Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly: "Yifei, I blamed you wrongly. No wonder you released me last time, so the highlight was here. Damn, I really thought you just invited me to dinner."
Yifei was very embarrassed, and said nonsense: "It's very casual, look... this random tragedy, random environment, and random... us."
Yes, there are random dishes!The first dish, pork tongue and beef tongue stewed mei platter, is euphemistically called: Kissing with the tongue as a sign of love.The second dish, braised goose palm and chicken feet, is called "holding the hand of the son, staying with the son".The third dish is the chef's signature dish - Affectionate Swimming Bao... Chef Ganqing graduated from the Department of Chinese Language and Culture!
"Meijia and Zhang Wei said that you have something to tell me..." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to get down to business when the head waiter came to serve the dish again, this time the dish was called "Love is Hard to Say".Yifei stretched out her leg on purpose, tripped the foreman, the vegetables flew up, and pinned Xiaoxian on her body, and then acted innocently: "I forgot to read the almanac when I was going out. It's not suitable for dinner tonight. Let's go back early. "
The service of the high-end club is good. The head waiter felt that his negligence spoiled the interest of the two of them, so he made some arrangements: "This is the room card for the two of you, a luxurious lover's suite, the largest one! You can go first Take a shower and rest, we will deliver another dish to the room."
Zeng Xiaoxian felt baffled: "This...is also specially arranged by you? Didn't you say that friends have a casual meal? Why do you turn into a roommate after eating?"
Yifei wanted to explain, but couldn't make it clear: "Listen, Zeng Xiaoxian, no one has arranged all of this. It's just a sign, bah! There is no sign at all. God is teasing me. Say it again, I Not intentional!"
Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to understand something: "But you came up with the idea of the meal. You also took out the second coupon! Meijia said, this key belongs to your bedroom. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it."
"Crazy, why should I give you the key to the bedroom?" Thinking that the locks at home should have been changed almost now, Yifei pulled Zeng Xiaoxian up: "I'll go back and prove it to you, if this key can really open my lock The door, I will admit everything you say. Let's go!"
After returning to the apartment and opening the door, the scene in front of them shocked the two of them!The whole room was turned into a mess, and the house was robbed? "Look, what's missing!" The two went into the room separately to check the scene. The notebooks and cameras were there, but the shower gel in the toilet was taken away, and a note was left on the table: "Dear user, hello, The lock of the bedroom has been changed for you, but you disappeared in a blink of an eye. I rummaged through boxes and cabinets for a long time and found no sign of you. After more than ten years of business, you have never seen this way of evading payment. I have no choice but to take away some things that are equivalent to my labor, and mess up your room, sorry again-signed: Jiangnan Locksmith."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei coldly, and Yifei said hesitantly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I can explain all this, give me some time." Don't be busy, do some psychological training first!I am a lecturer, and eloquence is my forte.The whole thing can be explained clearly, Hu Yifei!You can do it!
Yifei took a deep breath and began to explain: "It's like this... Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman who owed favors to others, and then... her home was robbed. If you are not satisfied with this version, I can be more specific. But it's a bit complicated and a bit long, I'm afraid you don't have time..."
Zeng Xiaoxian accidentally saw Santa's clothes scattered on the stairs, and knelt down to pick them up.Look closely at the dress, the torn places have been sewn, obvious patches. "Yifei, did you mend this?"
Yifei closed her eyes in despair: "Wait, let me explain the last thing clearly, I'm organizing the language."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "No need, I just want to know, why did you mend it? Do you... really have something to tell me?"
Seeing the clothes, Yifei was even more confused: "Believe me, today is the birthday, and everything is inappropriate. Don't eat, don't give gifts, and don't talk. In short, I just want to return your favor. What's wrong?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian approached her: "So, you patched up this Santa costume... to pay me back? Tell me what happened? What do you think you owe me? Don't let me continue to act like a fool? "
Yifei shouted frantically: "You have been a fool for so many years. Does it matter if you do it one more day?!"
"So many years?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to understand something, but couldn't figure it out for a while, picked up his clothes, turned around and went out, "Then don't talk about it...I'll go back and realize it slowly."
Watching Zeng Xiaoxian leave, Yifei thought of a series of signs recently: a straight flush of hearts in the poker, the two won the prize respectively, the key bag: I really want to be with you, romantic dinner, private room for couples, Zeng Xiaoxian turned into Batman, Zeng Xiaoxian went crazy Stand in front of the Christmas tree and ask her to make a wish...
"Wait! I...I'll tell you now!" Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head, and Yifei rushed forward to kiss him.
"Yifei, what are you doing?" Zeng Xiaoxian faltered and struggled.Yifei let go of him, stared at him and yelled, "Sturdy life, do you need me to explain it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, and suddenly stepped forward to hug Yifei tightly, and kissed her proactively.
(End of this chapter)
1
Why do pubs put up signs saying "no madmen and santas allowed"?Why did Zeng Xiaoxian have a bruised nose and swollen face?Why is the Christmas tree lost in the bar, but suddenly appeared in the suite of 3601?Is there some kind of connection between them?A few days after Christmas, the friends in the apartment are still discussing these topics enthusiastically, and have performed countless versions.
The most convincing one is of course one of the parties, Yifei's statement: On Christmas Day, a lunatic went to a bar to steal a Christmas tree, and was bumped into by Zeng Xiaoxian.It happened that Yifei passed by, scared away the lunatic and rescued him, but the bar was closed at that time, so he temporarily moved the tree back to the apartment for a night.
The rumors stopped, but Yifei still felt uneasy. Thinking of the wish he made to the Christmas tree that night, he felt a little flustered.It seems that there are some omens that keep hinting to her that the wish she made this year will definitely come true. Playing cards, grabbing a hand of hearts, rolling the dice, getting whatever you want, going to the bar for a drink, and actually saying that the 5th bottle in the bar is an extra consumption The winners were also awarded a dining coupon for couples in the Xing Mansion Club.No wonder Youyou insisted that she made a wish and asked about the marriage, Hongluan star moved!
That voice kept echoing in her heart: You have found it.Zeng Xiaoxian, who has gone crazy, is not only smart but also durable, isn't that what you are looking for?The trouble made her feel uncomfortable seeing Zeng Xiaoxian in every possible way, and she would never forget that Zeng Xiaoxian is still Nuo Lan's boyfriend, and Nuo Lan had entrusted her to watch Zeng Xiaoxian!
One day when the two were waiting for the elevator together, Yifei asked Zeng Xiaoxian: "Do you believe in omens? Meijia and the others have been thinking about this lately. I want to hear what Yuanfang thinks."
"Cut, it's just a psychological suggestion." Zeng Xiaoxian replied casually, and opened the courier in his hand, "Eh? I won the lottery? The consumption coupon for the Star Mansion restaurant!"
"What?! Where did it come from?" Yifei was so surprised that even his tone changed.
Zeng Xiaoxian thought she didn't believe it, so he held up the courier box and showed her: "Didn't you tell me not to publicize the Christmas tree thing? I still have a little bruise on my face, so I bought a bottle of foundation to cover it. Here, I won the lottery gone."
Damn it!coincide!Absolutely a coincidence!It's all psychological!Yifei kept convincing herself that when the elevator arrived, she turned around and walked up the stairs, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian with a stunned expression, wondering what offended her.
Alas, if making a wish is like shopping on Taobao, you can go back on your word and return it, what should you do now?
Mika mentioned to her this day a new relationship between men and women, called friendship offside, lover not full, that is, people often say blue face.Every girl probably hopes that there is a man who will show her unlimited favors as a friend, and when it is over, she can take the initiative to advance and retreat freely.But feelings are mutual and need to be balanced. One person always pays unilaterally, and one day it will be unbearable.Just like Xiaofeng and her, Xiaofeng was too kind to her before, but now I always feel that I owe him too much, and I can't finish it no matter what.
Yifei suddenly realized that feelings are actually debts, and the reason why she felt flustered was because she owed Zeng Xiaoxian a debt of favor.He was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he carried the Christmas tree back for her with his head broken and bleeding. This fulfilled her wish, but put a heavy burden on her back.If she can find a way to repay this emotional debt, she can feel at ease.It's like killing people to pay for their lives and debts to pay back money.
Having made up his mind, Yifei decided to invite Zeng Xiaoxian to dinner.Anyway, this guy is not very demanding, let him have a crazy meal of perverted spicy chicken wings at KFC, and make him happy for a few days.But Zeng Xiaoxian said that KFC is not up to standard, so it is better to go to Xing Mansion, anyway, there is a lottery ticket, and then make up for the difference in personal price, so that you can eat comfortably and save money.Thinking of the so-called couple's dining voucher, Yifei felt absolutely displeased, but the sooner the better, the sooner he eats, the sooner he pays off the debt, so he agreed.
On the day of the appointment, Yifei deliberately changed into a small dress, but before going out, the skirt on the thigh side was broken and the hole was torn.Meijia said that this kind of "tearing wind" is the sexiest now, and it is very popular now. Yifei dressed up to meet her lover, and she can get the other party in minutes!
Yifei tried her best to clarify: "When you see a lover, it is to pay back a favor. You are right, it is not good to owe others too much. It is also a gesture to ask for a repayment meal, and it will be settled after eating."
Meijia shook her head: "Repaying favors? Your repayment method may not be effective. If it is a debt of money, then pay the money. If it is a debt of love, giving something is better than eating, and people will misunderstand it. Eating alone is the best thing to do. It’s ambiguous. It’s just a pretense to invite you here and I invite you to go back, implying that you only eat when you give others a chance, unless you eat KFC.”
"I was planning to eat KFC at first!" Yifei wanted to explain, but Meijia smiled at her ambiguously and said, "Stop pretending, even the tight-fitting little dress has been turned out, I understand. Besides, with What is the use of my explanation, the key depends on how people understand it, let it take its course."
So, Zeng Xiaoxian waited alone in the restaurant for three hours, but Yifei not only did not show up, but also refused to answer the phone.At the same time, Yifei took off her little dress early, put on her pajamas, and lay on the sofa watching TV with the whole family in her arms.The years are quiet, um... yes, this is the most natural way.
2
Youyou saw a value-for-money premarital examination package on the Internet, and remembered that she and Guan Gu would soon get their certificates, and the premarital examination hadn't been done yet, so she urged Guan Gu to experience it together.Guan Gu said that the premarital examination is not mandatory, and told her not to look for trouble.
Youyou said to Guan Gu: "How can you say that you have nothing to do? Aunt Bai of the street office said that many young couples ignore the premarital examination, and the consequences are very serious. Just like Xiaowen and Xiaozhe in Building 2, married for two years It was later discovered that the man had latent mental illness. From a certain day on, Xiaozhe had been imagining that he was a toilet, always squatting in the toilet and unable to come out."
After hearing this, Guan Gu was anxious for them: "Then hurry to the hospital."
Youyou smiled and said, "But her wife Xiaowen disagrees with her life and death. If she says something like this, there will be no toilet in their house."
These two are really a perfect match!So Youyou said that the premarital examination is responsible for the marriage and the future. If Xiaowen and Xiaozhe had had the premarital examination, wouldn't all these tragedies be avoided.Moreover, we are going to be husband and wife, so what's wrong with getting to know each other better?
Guan Gu still resisted, anyway, no matter whether it is good or not, the two will always get married, so why bother.But in case there is any problem, it will be a psychological burden after marriage.
If he didn't check it, he would assume that there would be a psychological burden. Guan Gu wouldn't really have any problems, would he?Therefore, Guan Gu narrated a heart-wrenching history. That year, when he first came to China, he was arranged to have a full-body examination after entering the country...
The examination showed that everything was normal, but the doctor always showed a strange smile, with contempt hidden in complacency, and sarcasm in ridicule.Guan Gu thought that he was different from others, and for a long time after that, he was always under the shadow of inferiority complex.It wasn't until a year later that Guan Gu went for another check-up, and happened to meet the same doctor again, and finally found out the truth of the matter: it turned out that his face was oily, and the bridge of his nose was not straight enough, so his glasses kept slipping down, and it was inconvenient to hold them while wearing gloves. , so you have to use the muscles on the cheekbones to withstand the frame, and you will have this expression!
The bloody facts and painful lessons made Guan Gu believe that it is best not to do the inspection unless it is absolutely necessary. There was nothing wrong with it, but it made people inexplicably nervous.If a person is nervous in a physical examination, a premarital examination is a group of two people.There is no such thing as looking for guilt by yourself.
Yoyo believes that there shouldn't be any secrets between lovers, they are the same psychologically and physically.As the book says, the realm of omniscience is good for the relationship between the sexes.Guan Gu believes that no matter how close the relationship is, one should keep a little privacy. Sometimes knowing too much will affect the happiness index.
Regarding the relationship between the sexes, Ziqiao should have the most say. Regarding the debate between Guan Gu and Yoyo, he was completely on Guan Gu's side at first.This is not because he and Guan Gu are the same male compatriots, but because he recently met a mysterious girl—Xiao Yuxixi.
Xiaoyu feels that if two people don't even know each other's names, but they can still talk together, then it means that there is a real fate.Therefore, after 48 hours of acquaintance, Ziqiao knows almost nothing about her except for her screen name, but it is precisely because of this that she feels an unprecedented joy and still maintains a sense of freshness.Isn't it exciting to look at each other's faces, but be able to think about everything else?
When Yoyo heard about this person, her first reaction was to go to human flesh to search for all the information about her. She is so mysterious, there must be some ulterior background and secrets.Now that the Internet is so developed, having a screen name as an introduction is enough!With Tang Youyou's spirit of gossip, there is nothing tricky in the world that she can't find out.But Zi Qiao resolutely refused, saying that what Yoyo did was completely destroying the atmosphere of the two of them getting along. It is most exciting to maintain a little fork between a man and a woman.Are men and women thinking differently?
On the third day of their acquaintance, Zi Qiao and Xiao Yu had dinner.After a few days of testing, Xiao Yu had a good impression of Zi Qiao, unlike the people she met before, who liked to ask questions when they came up, or deliberately diverted the topic to a certain aspect to create opportunities.Zi Qiao laughed at the fact that modern people are too utilitarian and impetuous, saying that he has always believed that the mutual attraction between men and women is an unknown adventure, and Xiao Yu made him fascinated by this primitive and wild feeling.
But when the relationship between a man and a woman reaches a certain stage, there will be a test standard. If the relationship between Xiaoyu and Ziqiao is like a closed-book test, now is the time to score it.Xiaoyu wants to test how much Ziqiao has explored her inner world after going through the so-called adventures he said these days?Such as constellation, hobbies, personality, taste and so on.There is a reward for answering correctly, and it is absolutely tempting. If the answer is wrong, it means that Ziqiao is not qualified enough, or the fate of the two is limited, so there is no need to waste time.Moreover, there is only one chance!
It's urgent!Taking advantage of Xiao Yu going to the bathroom, Zi Qiao dialed Yoyo's number, and as long as Yoyo can find out all of Xiao Yu's background information for him within 3 minutes, he will let Zi Qiao be a cow, a horse, a chicken or a duck, whatever he wants Row.
Youyou snorted: "Underestimate me, as long as the network speed is fast enough, you can kill the FBI in seconds." He typed Xiao Yu Xixi's name on the computer screen, searched, and started!
3
Talking about inviting people to dinner, but letting them go, does Hu Yifei still have the bottom line of integrity and life?Zeng Xiaoxian returned to the apartment angrily, only to find that Yifei was still eating chicken wings?He was hungry all afternoon in vain, and he also suffered all the supercilious looks from the waiter!
Of course, with Zeng Xiaoxian's eight guts, he didn't dare to be arrogant in front of Yifei, he just complained: "Is there a mistake, let's talk about it early. Why don't you call the head office?"
Yifei said hesitantly: "The mouthwash at home is temporarily used up, I have to buy it quickly."
Mouthwash?Well... refreshing reason!Yifei didn’t believe the reason for making it up, so she had to… make it up again: “Eating is just a way to express friendship, not what you understand now, let alone what you understood at the beginning. Anyway, there are many other ways, why bother Stick to one kind?"
How can Zeng Xiaoxian understand the logic of her aliens, how can she be friendly if she releases pigeons?
"The pigeons have been released, what else do you want?!" The soft ones didn't make sense, so they had to be tough. Look, Zeng Xiaoxian was scared into obedience immediately.Of course, in the end it was his own fault, Yifei coaxed him: "Sorry, it's a big deal, next time I will give you a small gift as compensation, and this time it will be fine. Come to me tomorrow morning, that's all!"
Turning around, Yifei ordered a key bag online. Thanks to Jingdong's unparalleled speed, the goods were received early in the morning.When unpacking the courier, I ran into Zhang Wei. As soon as Zhang Wei saw her holding a men's bag, he immediately started gossiping. "Montblanc's Valentine's Day Limited Edition! Wow, gift for your lover?"
Yifei thought he was talking nonsense: "It's so weird, you idiot can't even recognize this is a key bag, but you can recognize the style. I saw an advertisement on the front page, so I just bought one! Besides, who said Men’s bags are going to be given to lovers?”
Zhang Wei pointed to the label on the box proudly: "I'm not a soil turtle! And there are Chinese characters - mont blanc Valentine's Day limited edition, and more importantly, inside the bag, Ich will mit dir sein, German, it should mean, I really want to be with you."
Yifei was stunned: "Hey! You still know German? It sounds like the real thing."
Zhang Wei said that he met a German student when he was in college, and every time we went to class together, she would pass a note with this sentence written on it.Of course he wouldn't tell Yifei that in fact, that guy was a pure German man. Ever since he found out the meaning of that sentence after looking it up in the dictionary, he never dared to go to class again.
Not so memorized, is it such a coincidence to buy a gift?Yifei waved her hand, pushed Zhang Wei's gossipy head away, and hypnotized herself: "Who said I gave it away. I bought it and can't use it for myself. I think this bag is especially suitable for my bedroom key. You can control it." is it on?"
Next, Zhang Wei begged for Yifei's unused key ring, and left happily.
After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian came in to ask for gifts, Yifei looked at the key bag in his hand, embarrassed for a while, and suddenly ran into the room and gave him a bottle of mouthwash. "I bought it just for you. Do you like it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian froze while holding the mouthwash, this... what does it mean?Yifei replied straightforwardly: "It means I really went to the supermarket yesterday!"
Zeng Xiaoxian was angry, so he asked his friends to comment: "Tell me, is Yifei full of food? Somehow, he said to invite me to dinner, and then let me go, and then said to give me a gift, but finally gave me a bottle of mouthwash What is this? An insult to my IQ or an insult to my personality?"
Meijia asked: "Sister Yifei invited you to dinner? When did it happen? And how about mouthwash?"
Zeng Xiaoxian replied: "The day before yesterday and yesterday! She has been playing with me for two days in a row. Tell her for me that I don't have time to play this kind of boring game with her!"
As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian went out, Zhang Wei took out Yifei's old key ring and fiddled with it proudly: "It seems that in Yifei's heart, my status is still higher than that of Teacher Zeng. Although it is second-hand, it is at least better than mouthwash. powerful."
Meijia was surprised, and asked him why Yifei gave him a key ring for no reason?Zhang Wei then told her that Yifei bought a new key case from Montblanc that day, and then... and then...
Meijia tilted her head and thought for a while, then murmured: "Yifei's recent behavior is so weird. Two days ago, I clearly saw her dressed up and said that she was going to eat, and then here, Teacher Zeng was released. I told her that gifts can be used to repay favors, and then Teacher Zeng received mouthwash? Don’t you think there is a connection between this? Let’s make a bold assumption that the person Yifei originally planned to invite to dinner might be Teacher Zeng?"
To prove this proposition, we need to do an experiment.So, the two devised a trap.
First, Zhang Wei intercepted Zeng Xiaoxian's takeaway halfway, opened the burger, spread circles of mustard on it, and gave it to Zeng Xiaoxian.Zeng Xiaoxian was reading a magazine, didn't notice anything unusual, picked up the hamburger and took a big bite, and then, his facial features were all squeezed together, as if they were firmly welded, and couldn't be pried apart...
Meijia ran to tell Yifei that Zeng Xiaoxian was crying, and his face was full of grievances. Maybe it was because he made friends carelessly and was bullied.It is estimated that it is still the kind of pain that does not touch the flesh, but hurts the soul.Otherwise, I wouldn't cry so sadly!
The psychological endurance of this product can't be so bad, can it?Yifei muttered to herself, she was worried after all, so she followed Meijia to the next door to have a look.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian rolling on the ground with tears streaming down his face. Yifei was shocked. How could this be a grievance?Why do you feel like your father is dead?
Yifei helped Xiaoxian up, Zeng Xiaoxian was so hot that he couldn't open his eyes, but just wiped his tears.
"Hey! Look at me, what's the matter with you!" Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't speak, Yifei said it himself: "I know I'm a little too much, just kidding. Your reaction is too big!"
"You did it?!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked vaguely, pointing to his mouth, turned his head and went out, looking for "gargle... Mouthwash!"
Yifei thought he was still angry with mouthwash, so she held him back and explained: "Okay, actually this is not what I want to give you. I just didn't think of what to give you for a while, and I didn't mean to trick you, or... ...I'll get you another one."
Yifei slapped the key bag on the table: "Your gift. I just... picked it up! I guess you might need it, so I'll leave it to you. Don't think too much about it! Don't cry anymore! If you cry again, I'll beat you!" "
4
In 3 minutes, hobbies, living habits, educational background, and family status were almost searched. Zi Qiao passed Xiao Yu's test as she wished, and admired Yoyo, flattering, pinching her shoulders and beating her back, doing everything she could. .He also declared to everyone: "From today on, Tang Youyou is not only my kind little aunt, but also my irreplaceable remote wingman."
Guan Gu blamed him for cheating: "Didn't you say that this experience is mysterious and no tricks?"
Just kidding, don't you want a touchdown chance delivered to your door?I really look up to Lu Ziqiao.Youyou feels that since Ziqiao has already proved with actual cases that the state of omniscience is definitely beneficial to the relationship between the sexes, then Mr. Guan Gu should turn his back on it earlier.
Now Ziqiao regards Yoyo's words as the truth, so of course he chimed in: "If you want to live a happy life, you need to have symmetrical information. The more you know, the better. As for you classmate Guan Gu, will your lover die if you let your lover know more about it? It doesn't matter if you have a good mentality, transparency and openness are necessary. And my aunt is right, either do your homework beforehand! Or keep the cheat sheet with you!"
Guan Gu refused to accept it, and threatened: "Lu Ziqiao, you are an idiot! Just wait and see!"
The next day, when Zi Qiao was dating Xiao Yu, Guan Gu slipped beside him without saying a word, and sat down.
Zi Qiao vaguely had an ominous premonition and asked him, "What are you doing here?"
Guan Gu asked him back: "Isn't your intuition very accurate? - Guess."
There's no need to guess, Ziqiao knows in her heart that this guy is definitely here to make trouble.Guan Gu took the initiative to introduce himself to Xiaoyu: "My name is Passerby A. I recently heard a truth, that is, 'There should be no secrets between lovers', so I came here to share it with you. What I want to ask is, since you agree so much Why isn’t this point of view being followed through to the end?”
Xiao Yu laughed and said, "So you are friends." Zi Qiao insisted that he was not familiar with him.
"This beautiful woman is not familiar with you. Otherwise, why would you still call you Xiaobu?" Guan Gu used his own way to treat his own body, and picked up Zi Qiao's words to block his own mouth: "Let your Will my lover die if I know more about you? It is necessary to be transparent and open. Either do your homework beforehand, or keep the cheat sheet with you.”
What homework?What cheat sheet?Xiaoyu was confused by what she heard, Ziqiao comforted her and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he has incoherent syndrome." Turning to Guan Gu, he asked, "Didn't your premarital examination find out?"
Guan Gu chuckled: "Don't worry, I'm not here to invigilate the exam to catch cheating, I just don't think it's fair. You know him so well now, but he still doesn't know anything about you, it's not good..."
Xiao Yu pouted: "He's right, it's a bit unfair, your intuition is so accurate, but I can't guess you, so I feel insecure."
Guan Gu handed Xiaoyu a pad, and taught her: "Keyword: Lu Ziqiao, this is his real name. His Weibo and Washbasin have recorded many cases of dragons wagging their tails."
Zi Qiao wanted to stop Xiao Yu, but was blocked by Guan Gu.Xiao Yu flipped through a few search pages casually, and spit out a mouthful of water: "Oh my god! Is this true?"
Guan Gu proudly took back the pad: "Now you understand, the state of omniscience has a positive effect on the relationship between the sexes..." When he saw the search results, he sprayed water on the screen.
On the first page, Lu Ziqiao, IQ192, is a 15-year-old prodigy in the Tsinghua Youth Class.Graduation photos are attached, in ps, the same below.
On the second page, Tsinghua prodigy shows off his artistic talent and is preparing for a solo concert.Fu Ziqiao and Lang Lang play the piano together for a group photo.
On the third page, the cover of Fortune Magazine: Music Talent's entrepreneurial miracle, witnessing the youngest business tycoon!Attached is a photo of the rich man.
Page [-], Website Headline News: Feat!Young entrepreneurs donate billions of dollars to charity and travel around the world alone!Attached is a photo of the summit of the snow mountain.
On the fifth page, Gossip Weekly: Rescue an elderly UAE man who fell into the water in the desert.Aconitum Qiao took a group photo with the UAE old man.
Page [-], video news: The rich man in the United Arab Emirates passed away, and his adopted son inherited billions of dollars.
Guan Gu was dumbfounded, Zi Qiao sighed, and pretended to say reluctantly: "Don't search! I don't want others to know!" She winked at Guan Gu behind her back, fortunately I was prepared to fight with me, you are still young a little bit!
Zi Qiao turned to look at Xiao Yu sincerely, and said with regret, "Forgive me for keeping it from you, I'm just afraid that these... will become a burden for you to communicate with me."
"I didn't expect you to be such a secretive person! No wonder I can't guess you." Xiao Yu went to take his hand, leaned on his shoulder sweetly, and said shyly: "Xiao Bu! I will punish you tonight Tell me all these legendary stories.”
"Well... since this passer-by also said that there should be no secrets between lovers, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient." Zi Qiao left with Xiao Yu on her arm, turned around and whispered in Guan Gu's ear: "Thank you, brother .”
Guan Gu was speechless, he was so shocked that he didn't close his mouth for a long time.
5
Wasabi + mint—a flavorful mouthwash, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that the entire cranial cavity was ventilated.Meijia and Zhang Wei came over to comfort him, and inquired about the story between Yifei and him just now.
Mentioning Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian was full of anger, and yelled at Meijia and Zhang Wei: "Please ask her for me, even if you want to punish me, when will you be a head?"
Meijia is surprised, didn't you call Yifei to comfort you just now?Moreover, from the situation of peeking from the balcony, sister Yifei is quite sympathetic to you, isn't she?
"Comfort me, I didn't understand a word, and then she took a picture of this and left." Zeng Xiaoxian took out the key bag that Yifei gave him, and handed it to Meijia, "She said she picked it up, and gave it to me by the way."
Zhang Wei was surprised, isn't this the one that Yifei just bought yesterday? "What, I saw the courier she signed for with my own eyes, Montblanc Valentine's Day limited edition, if you don't believe me, open it and have a look, there are lines of German in it! #￥#￥..."
Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously: "Are you sure it's German and not a spell?"
"Of course! It means 'I want to be with you'." Zhang Wei showed off again without losing the opportunity, and Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. "But it's strange. Yesterday she clearly said that she kept the key bag for her own use, and I saw her hang up her bedroom key with my own eyes."
Meijia opened the key bag and saw that there was a key inside.If this is the case, everything will make sense. This is Hong Guoguo's hint. Yifei must want to tell Teacher Zeng that from now on, there is no need to knock on the door to enter her boudoir. "Congratulations, these days, no, the grievances you have suffered all these years are not in vain. Sister Yifei finally figured it out. Putting pigeons and rinsing mouth water is the last test. Although I didn't say it directly, the actions are already obvious. How about Go try it tonight!"
boudoir? !test? !Nervous!Zeng Xiaoxian was actually a little eager to move, but when he thought about it, if he got it wrong and Yifei thought he was going to pry her door, who would collect his body?What if the door can really be opened?Wouldn't it be a waste of Xiao Feifei's hard work if he didn't go?
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was still hesitating, Meijia continued to persuade him: "Back then, Sun Wukong became a closed disciple and learned 72 transformations because he understood the code word of Bodhi's ancestor 'come to the back hall at three o'clock'. Yifei gave you the key , you still dare not accept the offer?"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the key, doubtful.
When Yifei came back from get off work, she scattered all the contents of the bag on the table, and couldn't find the key to the bedroom after searching over and over again.Thinking about it carefully, I suddenly remembered that I gave Zeng Xiaoxian the key and the key case in the morning... What is she trying to do? !What if, what if Zeng Xiaoxian really came to open her door with a key, would he welcome her?Still welcome?Still welcome? !No, never let this happen!
A few minutes later, Yifei called a master lock picker back from the outside, opened the door, and asked him to change the lock and provide a few more spare keys. "You gave me the key to the bedroom, and then went to the property to change the lock?" Zeng Xiaoxian stood at the door at some point, "You're molesting me again, the third time?!"
Yifei explained embarrassingly: "Actually, it's not what you think...he's not a property owner."
"Then you just find a locksmith on the street? Have you filed a report at the police station? As the vice chairman of the household committee, I remind you that it is dangerous to be so hasty! Next time you should go to the property management, do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian became even more angry, chattering After talking for a long time, I suddenly remembered the purpose of my trip. "I didn't come to tell you this! After putting the pigeon mouthwash, give me the key to change the lock, what on earth do you want to do? You haven't answered me yet!"
Yifei whispered: "I said it was to repay your favor, do you believe it?"
"I treat you as a friend in vain, but you treat me like this. Yifei, I hate you!" After finishing speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian ran out crying.
With a jolt, Yifei came back to his senses and realized that it was just an imagination. He looked up and saw that the master was still changing the lock, and he was relieved.The doorbell rang, opened the door, and Zeng Xiaoxian stood outside: "I want to ask you something, go in and talk?"
Yifei blocked the door: "Just ask here."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at her strangely, and took out the key bag: "Is this key yours? Zhang Wei said it was your bedroom key. He saw you hang it up with his own eyes."
Yifei laughed loudly: "I picked up the whole key bag, how could there be my key in it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had been fooled, and couldn't help but feel grief and anger: "Then why did they deceive me? Meijia even encouraged me to come and try it in the middle of the night, it's too insidious!"
"That's right, why don't you come back in the middle of the night. I mean, if you want to try it, wait until the change is over." Yifei made a slip of the tongue and covered her mouth.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "What for?"
Yifei racked his brains to think of words: "Change...a piece of clothes. I mean, I'm about to change clothes and go out—please, treat you to dinner! Last time I let you go, I decided to make up for it, and now I finally believe that I didn't trick you Alright."
After finishing speaking, he closed the door and went in to change into the little dress that tore the wind, went out to open the door, dragged Zeng Xiaoxian and left.
The locksmith in the room shouted: "Miss! Give me a screwdriver. Miss!" No one answered, and "Miss" had gone to nowhere.
6
When Yoyo searched for Xiaoyu's background information, she made a major discovery. It turns out that "Xiaoyu Xixi" is not Xiaoyu's only name. She once used another ID: Xiaoxuehuahua.Youyou said that the more you don't want people to know, the more room you have for investigation, so she called on Ziqiao to conduct a more brutal and thorough investigation of Xiaoyu with the speed and professionalism of the FBI.
The hard work paid off, and Yoyo found Xiaoyu's former blog, which was titled "Youth Diary - Tribute to Former Lovers".If you don't look at it, it's enough. When you look at it, Ziqiao is almost scared out of his wits.The blog is more like a death note. There are 12 characters in total, all of whom are Xiaoyu’s ex-boyfriends. The horror is that every time Xiaoyu breaks up with them, these ex-boyfriends will die strangely in a few days...
"Am I... the next one? Ah!" Zi Qiao broke down and ran out after discovering the truth.
Guan Gu finally got the idea, and started to talk endlessly: "Now you are satisfied! The investigation and investigation have finally found out the tragedy. So, there are some things that you don't know. Everything is fine. You have to break the casserole. Now break it!" Let’s go. Who has no privacy, there must be a reason for some things that you don’t want others to know, maybe there is no malice at all, but your curiosity, alas..."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong..." Yoyo bowed her head and conceded, then she thought again: "Huh? I understand, there must be something in your words!" Guan Gu made a grimace and ran away.
After a while, Yoyo took the initiative to go to Guan Gu to confess her mistake, admitting that she was a little too curious about other people's secrets. "You're right, no matter who you are, you have the right to keep your privacy. If you really have concerns, you won't check it if you don't get married."
In fact, whether or not the marriage inspection is not the key point, if Guan Gu hadn't made so many excuses from the beginning, probably Yoyo wouldn't be so curious, and if it wasn't for Yoyo's repeated pressure, Guan Gu wouldn't have resisted like that.Besides, even if it is found out that there is something wrong, the husband and wife are two people who are united as one, so who would dislike the other?
"Actually, my kidneys are not very good." Guan Gu hesitated again and again, and decided to express his worries, "This is a genetic disease in the family. My mother told me that several elders, including my father and uncle, have The problem has been detected. Especially after the age of 30, the probability is not low. I have a little back pain recently. And I have had three urinary tract infections, and occasionally I urinate frequently and urgently. I guess this is a sign of kidney deficiency. I am afraid of you Looking down on me affected my confidence in the future, so I was nervous."
"Aside from kidney deficiency, is there anything else?" Youyou asked, Guan Gu shook his head.Youyou smiled and said, "If you don't tell me, I really never felt it. Anyway, I promise, no matter what problems you have, I will make up for you and take good care of you. I have confidence!"
"You really don't mind?"
Youyou shook her head: "This is the minimum responsibility of a wife! However, it is said that excessive curiosity is also a sign of early mental illness. If I find out that there are hidden dangers, would you mind?"
Guan Gu frowned deliberately: "That's hard to say."
Youyou smiled and hit him: "Say it again!" The misunderstanding was eliminated, and the young couple enjoyed themselves happily.
7
When Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei came to the club, they found that it was overcrowded. The foreman said that if there is no appointment, you need to queue up.There was a lot of good talk, and the store was unwilling to accommodate. Zeng Xiaoxian took out the coupon in the lottery, and the foreman said that it was just a coupon for promotion, and it had no special meaning.
Yifei took her own coupon: "Damn, I thought it was worth a lot."
Unexpectedly, when the foreman saw the two coupons, his eyes lit up, and he explained: "Our coupons are usually sent separately, and the probability of both men and women getting two coupons is very low. The combination is the VVVIP guest coupon." The announcement machine ordered: "Come here, hurry up and prepare the VIP private room for couples, there are distinguished guests."
Private room for couples?Could it be another bad sign?The lights in the room are dim, and there are all kinds of romantic decorations: heart-shaped pillows, candles, couple cups, couple tableware... Zeng Xiaoxian looked around, and Yifei was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the floor.
Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly: "Yifei, I blamed you wrongly. No wonder you released me last time, so the highlight was here. Damn, I really thought you just invited me to dinner."
Yifei was very embarrassed, and said nonsense: "It's very casual, look... this random tragedy, random environment, and random... us."
Yes, there are random dishes!The first dish, pork tongue and beef tongue stewed mei platter, is euphemistically called: Kissing with the tongue as a sign of love.The second dish, braised goose palm and chicken feet, is called "holding the hand of the son, staying with the son".The third dish is the chef's signature dish - Affectionate Swimming Bao... Chef Ganqing graduated from the Department of Chinese Language and Culture!
"Meijia and Zhang Wei said that you have something to tell me..." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to get down to business when the head waiter came to serve the dish again, this time the dish was called "Love is Hard to Say".Yifei stretched out her leg on purpose, tripped the foreman, the vegetables flew up, and pinned Xiaoxian on her body, and then acted innocently: "I forgot to read the almanac when I was going out. It's not suitable for dinner tonight. Let's go back early. "
The service of the high-end club is good. The head waiter felt that his negligence spoiled the interest of the two of them, so he made some arrangements: "This is the room card for the two of you, a luxurious lover's suite, the largest one! You can go first Take a shower and rest, we will deliver another dish to the room."
Zeng Xiaoxian felt baffled: "This...is also specially arranged by you? Didn't you say that friends have a casual meal? Why do you turn into a roommate after eating?"
Yifei wanted to explain, but couldn't make it clear: "Listen, Zeng Xiaoxian, no one has arranged all of this. It's just a sign, bah! There is no sign at all. God is teasing me. Say it again, I Not intentional!"
Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to understand something: "But you came up with the idea of the meal. You also took out the second coupon! Meijia said, this key belongs to your bedroom. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it."
"Crazy, why should I give you the key to the bedroom?" Thinking that the locks at home should have been changed almost now, Yifei pulled Zeng Xiaoxian up: "I'll go back and prove it to you, if this key can really open my lock The door, I will admit everything you say. Let's go!"
After returning to the apartment and opening the door, the scene in front of them shocked the two of them!The whole room was turned into a mess, and the house was robbed? "Look, what's missing!" The two went into the room separately to check the scene. The notebooks and cameras were there, but the shower gel in the toilet was taken away, and a note was left on the table: "Dear user, hello, The lock of the bedroom has been changed for you, but you disappeared in a blink of an eye. I rummaged through boxes and cabinets for a long time and found no sign of you. After more than ten years of business, you have never seen this way of evading payment. I have no choice but to take away some things that are equivalent to my labor, and mess up your room, sorry again-signed: Jiangnan Locksmith."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei coldly, and Yifei said hesitantly: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I can explain all this, give me some time." Don't be busy, do some psychological training first!I am a lecturer, and eloquence is my forte.The whole thing can be explained clearly, Hu Yifei!You can do it!
Yifei took a deep breath and began to explain: "It's like this... Once upon a time there was a beautiful woman who owed favors to others, and then... her home was robbed. If you are not satisfied with this version, I can be more specific. But it's a bit complicated and a bit long, I'm afraid you don't have time..."
Zeng Xiaoxian accidentally saw Santa's clothes scattered on the stairs, and knelt down to pick them up.Look closely at the dress, the torn places have been sewn, obvious patches. "Yifei, did you mend this?"
Yifei closed her eyes in despair: "Wait, let me explain the last thing clearly, I'm organizing the language."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "No need, I just want to know, why did you mend it? Do you... really have something to tell me?"
Seeing the clothes, Yifei was even more confused: "Believe me, today is the birthday, and everything is inappropriate. Don't eat, don't give gifts, and don't talk. In short, I just want to return your favor. What's wrong?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian approached her: "So, you patched up this Santa costume... to pay me back? Tell me what happened? What do you think you owe me? Don't let me continue to act like a fool? "
Yifei shouted frantically: "You have been a fool for so many years. Does it matter if you do it one more day?!"
"So many years?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to understand something, but couldn't figure it out for a while, picked up his clothes, turned around and went out, "Then don't talk about it...I'll go back and realize it slowly."
Watching Zeng Xiaoxian leave, Yifei thought of a series of signs recently: a straight flush of hearts in the poker, the two won the prize respectively, the key bag: I really want to be with you, romantic dinner, private room for couples, Zeng Xiaoxian turned into Batman, Zeng Xiaoxian went crazy Stand in front of the Christmas tree and ask her to make a wish...
"Wait! I...I'll tell you now!" Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head, and Yifei rushed forward to kiss him.
"Yifei, what are you doing?" Zeng Xiaoxian faltered and struggled.Yifei let go of him, stared at him and yelled, "Sturdy life, do you need me to explain it?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, and suddenly stepped forward to hug Yifei tightly, and kissed her proactively.
(End of this chapter)
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