If you dare to steal your husband, you are doomed!

Chapter 349 You Are Not Mentally Retarded (3)
Lu'er covered her ears in horror, "Okay, let's start."

"Is it so exaggerated? I think that when I listened to the abbot's lecture on Zen, although there were a few moments when life was worse than death, in general, I benefited a lot." Li said helplessly with a hurt face.

Lu'er pursed her lips, and said quietly: "That's because you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha. We are all ordinary people, and we cannot stand such torture."

"..." If you talk too much, you will lose your mind.He still tortures the enemy... oh no, he teaches Zen to the enemy.He also said to teach Zen to the enemy.Li helplessly sat cross-legged with his hands folded, and began to tell the story of the past, from the ancestor of Bodhidharma to the abbot of Shaolin, from the beginning of chaos to the great enlightenment.The tone is neither high nor low, the tone is neither light nor heavy, the speed of speech is neither fast nor slow, and the deadly Zen principles are narrated, as if there will never be an end.

In the end, when Lu'er and the five people in the southeast and northwest wanted to 'kill Li Nao'an', the enemy finally collapsed.

One of them growled, "Kill me."

Li had no choice but to pause, seeing that she had no intention of continuing to speak, he continued to read.

"Ah..." The man suddenly hugged his head and moaned, his expression very painful.The rest of the people were also pale, with cold sweat dripping from their foreheads.

Lu'er couldn't help being amazed, "It seems that I can bear it fairly well. The worst thing is to sleep, and the pain won't end here."

"You don't understand." Bei Hufa said behind her, "The master is not only talking about Zen now, but every sentence of Zen he speaks out with internal force, and every sentence he speaks is equivalent to slapping them. But This is not the most amazing thing, the most amazing thing is that the force he used is neither light nor heavy, just enough to make them feel pain without internal injury, slowly, bit by bit, invade their will, and Ling Chi has the same effect, but it is more terrifying than Ling Chi. Because the pain Ling Chi suffered came from the flesh, but the pain the master inflicted on them came from the spirit."

Lu'er gasped when she heard the words, and she couldn't help but feel more awe in her helpless eyes, no, there are many.Immediately, I felt that this monk who didn't kill people was too scary, even scarier than a monster who could kill people.You must be more polite to him in the future, otherwise, if he loses his temper and uses Zen principles to slow down her spirit, she will definitely not be able to bear it, and she will suffer from mental illness in mild cases, or neuropathy in severe cases, in short, she will not be able to live well.

Not long after Li Helpless added internal strength to the Zen theory, some of the men in black went crazy, some collapsed, and the rest were still dying.

Seeing this, Li had no choice but to speed up his speech and kept repeating: "Namo Amitabha Nanmo Amitabha..."

"Ah... ah... I said, I said..."

Li Helplessly shut up immediately, and said with a leisurely smile, "Normally, you have to pay to listen to my chanting, but since you are dedicated to the Buddha, I will waive the fee for you."

Lu'er couldn't help but secretly rolled her eyes, with all her heart on the Buddha?It's right to be devoted to the devil!In her opinion, if it wasn't for the fact that the hands and feet of the men in black were bound and they couldn't move, they would have swallowed him alive long ago.

Protector Dong patted Li Helplessly on the shoulder with a smile, and said, "Master, it's hard work."

Li Helpless: "It's not hard, just a little thirsty."

"Well, I'll treat you to a drink later."

"Water is fine. Monks don't drink alcohol." Li Helpless was serious.

"Master really has a predestined relationship with the Buddha. After reading the scriptures for a few days, he looks like a monk." Dong Hufa teased.

The corners of Li Helpless's mouth twitched slightly, did this group of people insist on emphasizing that he was doomed not to get a wife?Now when he was in the prime of life and full of vigor, he proposed to the abbot to return to vulgarity, but the abbot also said, "You are already destined for the world, and you have a destiny with the Buddha" and dismissed him.

Protector Dong smiled, then looked like a gentleman, and turned to ask the woman in black who was willing to confess, "Who sent you here? What is the purpose?"

"It's the palace lord...uh...ah..." The woman in black vomited blood and fell down.

Everyone was shocked and looked around, but found no suspicious person.

Suddenly, all the men in black bit their tongues and committed suicide.Li had no choice but to try to stop it, but it was too late, and none of the prisoners survived.

Lu'er covered her eyes with fear on her face, and muttered in a low voice, "I didn't really want their lives, so why bite my tongue and kill myself?"

"They killed themselves by biting their tongues, not because they were afraid of being tortured by me, but because they knew that even if they left here, they would die if they went back. It's better to kill themselves to avoid the pain of flesh and blood." Li said helplessly.

Protector Dong nodded in agreement, "In Master's opinion, what are their origins? Who will send them and silence them?"

Li helplessly shook his head heavily, and said, "I don't know who they are."

"The woman in black said the word 'Palace Master' before she was assassinated. I wonder if we can start to investigate from this point." Nan Hufa said.

"Palace master?" Li helplessly murmured to himself, "I remember Chu Changge once mentioned that a mysterious organization called 'Palace of Lihen' appeared on the rivers and lakes, and all of them were murdered by men without exception. The Palace Master hates men even more for the women who have been abandoned. But the Palace of Lihen has always been a secretive person, and has hardly been in the rivers and lakes in the past ten years, so how could it suddenly stop and kill us for no reason?"

Everyone in the southeast and northwest was silent when they heard the words. They couldn't figure out why there would be an organization that had never been heard of, and the visitors were not good.Lu'er was even more confused, she never understood the affairs of Jianghu.But she noticed an important message, "Master, think about it carefully, have you played with any of those girls just now?"

Li helplessly had black lines all over his face, "Thank you for thinking it out! Apart from the nun, the only women I have ever met in my life are you and your young lady."

Lu'er suddenly jumped two feet away, blushing and said: "Master, don't talk nonsense! You are a monk, you don't need to marry a wife, my lady and I still have to get married!"

"Isn't your lady already married? No, no, that's not the point." Li Helpless's mind was muddled by her, he gave her a look, and said, "You think too much! What I said is just a little It just refers to 'touch', 'touch' the 'touch' of the clothes. I never thought you would be so dirty when Yunying was not married at such a young age!"

(End of this chapter)