God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 4 Raising a pet is a zombie

"Son, what's the matter?" His father seemed to be busy, the desk in front of him was full of documents, and his father's executive secretary was standing beside him, sorting out something.

"Dad, did you send me a zombie?" Tang Shaoan didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he went straight to the point.

"What?" Dad, who was bowing his head, was a little at a loss.

"Zombies."

"what is that?"

"Pets."

"Oh, son, do you want to keep a pet? Is there not enough money? How much do you want? I'll ask the executive secretary to transfer it to you." Then, he bowed his head and was still busy.

Tang Shaoan: "..." Looking at it this way, his father doesn't seem to know anything about pets, does he?

Guoguo finally had meat and was very happy.

But soon, she became unhappy, because as she ate, she realized—the meat was gone? !
I rely on!The old lady is not full yet!
Guoguo, who was not full, was very irritable, and yelled at the housekeeping robot: "Hey..." I am not full, I want to eat meat!

The light brain that thought she was very quiet just now: "..."

Just now I thought she was cruel, but Tang Shaoan finally calmed down: "..."

Couldn't help but posted a sentence on Weibo: [There is a very vicious pet at home, how can I break it? ...TT...]

Harbin: [Hahahahahaha ... Are we being broken by pets? 】

[Wait, Anshen, are you talking about the beast you posted earlier?I rely on!Isn't it a dangerous item from some evil laboratory?Do you dare to accept this thing? 】

[Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) I, An'an, are so pitiful, I am so beautiful and beautiful, and I was hit by this.However, An An, you are so kind, you dare to "receive even fierce beasts."】

[Your sister, upstairs, is there something wrong with your mind? @唐少安, dare to accept this thing, are you sure this is not revealing the truth?Where there is a master, there is a favor, understand? 】

【hehe!This is called "self-inflicted, self-sufficient, cheap people will get their own rewards"! 】

[The villain is making troubles! 】

[@唐少安, you also have today, you deserve it! 】

……

Tang Shaoan looked at the black fans on his Weibo, very unhappy.

Guangnao weakly said: [That...Master, shouldn't you get used to it? 】

Tang Shaoan was speechless: "Give me a habit of seeing this kind of thing."

Guangnao: [Master, I am indeed used to it. 】

Tang Shaoan: "..." He Zhu, it wasn't you who was scolded!

Guoguo in the room yelled for a long time, but the housekeeping machine not only didn't give her food, but turned her head and left.She was so angry that she almost vomited blood.

your sister!

your sister!

your sister!

If you don’t get enough to eat, are you a human?

Oh no, I forgot, you're not a human, you're a robot!

Chirping, chirping... She bit her sleeve, resentful.

Tang Shaoan, who had been staring at the electronic screen, was a little stunned when he saw the scene of biting his sleeve: "Duoduo, what do you think it is doing?"

Optical Brain: [biting the sleeve. 】

"I know it is biting the sleeve, but why is it biting the sleeve?" Is he stupid? Why does he feel a little wronged by her action?

Optical Brain: [I don’t know. 】

Tang Shao'an has been quite boring recently. As a small star in the [-]th and [-]th lines, he doesn't have much filming, and he doesn't even have a trick.When he is not alive, he can only stay at home, and his manager won't let him go out, saying that he will cause trouble when he goes out, so it's better to be quiet.

Whenever he said that, he was very unhappy.

Since when did An Shao become the troublemaker?It was obvious that those people didn't like him and always wanted to make trouble for him, so he just went back unwillingly!

snort!They are all a bunch of blind guys, so hypocritical, with two hundred and three dollars, no one can see through their true colors except him.

Guoguo yelled for a while, but it was useless, so she didn't bother to yell anymore.In order not to waste time and energy, it is better to spend more time in a daze.

I don't know if it's her illusion, but she found that she has been thinking more and more recently, and she likes to think more and more.In the past, my mind was always blank and there was nothing, but now I have a faint feeling that something seems to flash in my mind.

what is it then?

Maybe she is really abnormal, because she feels that she is abnormal.

Alas... As a zombie, well, those uncles and aunts told her that she was a zombie.As a zombie, what should a normal zombie do every day?It's a pity that she can understand the language of those heated bodies, but it's a pity that they can't understand hers, otherwise she will turn into a hundred thousand whys and ask them what a zombie is and why there is only one zombie like her in this world (this is the one before) Uncles and aunts talked about it, they stood outside the glass wall, and when they said it, their tone was full of regret, although she didn’t know what they were regretting), if she was the only one, where did she come from? blah blah blah...

After biting the sleeve, Guoguo propped her chin and stood stiffly in place.It's just that looking at it in that posture, it's so strange no matter how you look at it, can you imagine what it would be like for a straight person to abruptly put one hand on his chin?

In short, when Tang Shaoan looked at the electronic screen, when a certain pet did this, he felt——its neck was broken.

Optical Brain immediately arranged for the housekeeping robot to enter the house and made an electronic scan for Guoguo.

Guoguo, whose thinking was interrupted, was unhappy. When the white light shrouded her body, she put down her hand and yelled at the housekeeping robot: "Hey..." It's fine if you don't give me meat, but it still disturbs my thinking , too much!

The housekeeping robot that can't understand: "..."

The optical brain that received the scan result: [Master, your pet has no fractures, its skeleton structure is exactly the same as that of your humanoid skeleton, there is no slight difference. 】

"Exactly the same as my human form? Didn't you say it evolved? Didn't grow anything?" Tang Shaoan compared the two skeletons on the electronic screen and sighed: Really!Except that he is male and it is female, judging from the skeleton, there is no difference between it and humans at all.

Even if it is a humanoid creature, there is no such thing as it, right?

Optical Brain: [The growth of the skeleton is the same, but the molecules of the flesh and blood are different.According to my scan results, there is a special kind of fungus active in its body, which is very active, and consumes a lot of meat, which is 300 times that of normal humans. 】

"300 times?!" Are you sure it's human?

Oh, no, it's not human at all, otherwise the Pet Association wouldn't treat it as a pet and send it to itself.

[These fungi are harmless to its body, and have formed a stable ecological balance. If it is broken, it will be very dangerous. 】Guangnao frowned, 【Master, this fungus is harmful to humans, you have to be careful in the future, don't let it hurt you. 】

Tang Shaoan's nerves jumped: "You mean, it is a dangerous item?"

No, hasn't it always been?

(End of this chapter)