Houmen Yixiang

Chapter 14 Little Monkey

After Lu Xinyan left with Bai Zhi in the morning, she moved a stool and sat under the pomegranate tree in the yard, staring at the jujube tree without blinking, in case the thief who stole the dates came to steal the dates again.

When sitting until her back hurts and her neck hurts, Xiao He thinks that going on like this is not an option.

She decided to change her strategy: pick off all the dates that had protruded into the yard next door, so that the thief would not be able to steal it even if he wanted to!
Xiao He was very satisfied with her decision, and happily ran to find the basket.

When she found the basket and took a stool to stand on to pick dates, she saw the little thief in the morning again.

In the morning, the boy said disdainfully: "What kind of thief is stealing so ugly? I'm just picking dates from our house!"

"The jujube tree belongs to our mansion!"

"The part of the branch that reaches our house belongs to us!" It was still the preposterous words in the morning.

"You shameless little thief!" Xiao He was extremely angry, lying on the top of the wall, and threw the jujube just picked at the boy.

The boy's figure is extremely flexible, Xiao He threw a few and he picked up a few.

Xiaohe only picked a dozen or so, and quickly threw them away.

The boy lifted up the hem of his jacket and pocketed the dozen or so dates in it.

Seeing that Xiao He didn't throw it away, his face collapsed, and he said regretfully, "Throw it away so soon?"

Xiao He was very angry.

The boy still felt that she was not enough, so he picked up the biggest date, wiped it on his clothes, bit it loudly with a click, and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, and said vaguely: "Thank you for the date, sister, it's so sweet. !"

Xiao He didn't drive away the little thief, didn't throw it at him, and was molested by the little thief, so she cried out angrily, "Miss, someone is bullying me, come and help me quickly! Huh..."

"Hey, I didn't bully you, I just ate the dates you gave me!" Seeing her crying, the young man hurriedly explained for fear of being reprimanded by his master.

"Xiao He, come down."

A lazy and clear voice sounded behind him, and Xiao He turned her head.

The young lady who is as beautiful as a fairy is hooking her hands at her. The soft ribbon on her elbow and the steps on her head are blown by the wind, forming a beautiful arc, which makes her heart tremble.

She was stunned, and jumped down with her little face flushed, and ran to Lu Xinyan's side like a little daughter-in-law, and said aggrievedly: "Miss, that little thief is here again, not only stealing dates, but also bullying me, help me drive him away !"

Lu Xinyan chuckled, pinched her little face, and whispered, "Look at me."

At this time, Bai Zhi came out from the ear room, holding a white jade plate in her hand, on which there were washed and cut melons brought from the village village.

I don't know where the variety is, but the melon is extremely sweet, much sweeter than the ones sold outside, and people can feel its sweetness just by smelling it.

Xiao He swallowed uncontrollably.

Lu Xinyan took the plate, with a smile that made Xiao He's back feel chilly, walked towards the jujube tree, and stepped on the stool.

The courtyard as far as the eye can see was originally a part of the Pomegranate Court, and the overall building is no different from the Pomegranate Court.

The room blocked the view, Lu Xinyan wanted to spy on someone, but she couldn't see anything.

She rolled her eyes, looked at the thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy sitting in the distance, smiled and waved, "Little monkey!"

The little monkey who was eating delicious dates suddenly raised his head subconsciously when he heard someone calling him.

When he saw it, he opened his mouth wide in surprise, and the jujube in his hand fell to the ground, and the jujube fragments in his mouth fell down together with his saliva.

This young lady is so beautiful, she is the most beautiful person he has ever seen besides the young master!

The beautiful young lady smiled at Yan Yan, "Little monkey, come here."

The jade-like hand seemed to have magical powers. The little monkey walked over involuntarily and asked stupidly, "Miss sister, how do you know my name is little monkey?"

The little sister blinked at her, twinkling like stars in the night, "I guess."

That voice was too good to hear.

The little monkey was light and light, as if he had entered some kind of illusion, and he smirked, "Miss sister is so amazing~"

"Come up, I'll treat you to a melon."

Lu Xinyan put the white jade plate in her hand on the wall.

The scent wafted over immediately, and the little monkey jumped lightly and lay down on the wall without even thinking about it.

He was dressed in a light blue dress with traces of rubbing dates on it. He was thin and small, with a thin face, and his eyes were bony and very clear. He was very clever at first glance.

"Are you really asking me to eat?" He swallowed fiercely, not knowing whether he saw the beauty's face and found it more beautiful, or he really took a fancy to the plate of melon.

His movements were too fast, and Lu Xinyan immediately realized: This kid has kung fu!

It's hard work, but it's not easy to handle!

Her smile widened, like a hundred flowers blooming suddenly, "Little monkey, are you bullying our little He because of your skill?"

"I didn't bully her!" The little monkey felt aggrieved, "My young master said that if I dare to bully the old, weak, sick, disabled women, children, or people who don't know kung fu, he will break my dog ​​legs and cripple me." Martial arts! So I swear, I never bullied her, let alone bullied her with kung fu!"

That's it, that's easy!
Lu Xinyan smiled brightly, "Come here and grab it yourself, my hands are sore and I can't lift it up."

The little monkey didn't doubt that it was there, put one hand on the wall, leaned half of his body forward, and reached out to grab the melon in the white jade plate.

The moment the hand touched the melon, there was a sudden silky touch on the ear, followed by a pain.

"Apologize to my little He!" The soft and pleasant voice suddenly turned into a menacing threat, "Otherwise I'll screw your ears off!"

The little monkey only felt a buzzing in his head, and the wonderful dream was shattered.

It seems that the young master is right, women are poison, don't get close to them!
The little monkey is lying flat on the wall now, with its upper body on one side of the wall and its lower body on the other side, looking ridiculous like a turtle.

He also seemed to realize that he didn't know whether it was because the jade hand was too smooth, or if it was planted in the hands of a woman without kung fu, which made him feel ashamed and annoyed, "Let go! Otherwise, I will be rude to you!"

"I'm a woman, I don't know kung fu, why do you want to be rude to me? Are you afraid that your master will interrupt your dog legs and waste your kung fu?" Lu Xinyan blocked him with what he said just now.

"The young master also said that if you encounter danger, you can properly protect yourself!"

Lu Xinyan smiled, "Didn't you say before that the part of the jujube tree that extends beyond the wall belongs to you? Now your head and hands have reached into my yard. Your head and hands are all yours." In my yard."

　Come on for the college entrance examination~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)