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Chapter 23 Love Comedy
Chapter 23 Love Comedy (6)
Li Sichuan called Dad with great enthusiasm. Yu Xiushan looked unhappy, and Xingshi asked, "Is it because I didn't come, and you didn't even say goodbye? My family named Yu is not worth you stepping into." take a step?"
Li Sichuan volunteered to accept the scolding, and said with a smile: "We are afraid of missing the plane. It is so early, and I don't know if you are up. Last night, Xiao Yu was exhausted. There were too many people toasting, so I vomited two times when I went back. Back, I didn't sleep well all night. When she was tossing around, I had no choice but to stay awake, so I had to wait for her to drink water and take medicine. Your old man must know Xiaoyu's temper better than me, and I am like a personal maid. If she is Lin Daiyu, I must be Zijuan; if she is Du Liniang, I will be Chunxiang; if she is Cui Yingying, I can only play the matchmaker. You old man can only sing "Cao Hong", not "Desired Fate". Xiaoyu, In fact, I think our situation is a bit similar to "Fate of Destiny". Do you know what "Fate of Destiny" is about?"
Xiao Yu glanced at him from the rearview mirror, shook her head, and didn't speak.
"Next time I will take you to the Lao She Teahouse. It's very interesting. It's much more interesting than if you invited me to see the Deyun Club. I never thought that you, a southerner, would be a 'wire'."
They chatted back and forth like this, completely ignoring Yu Xiushan's dissatisfaction, and Yu Xiushan let go of the coldness that appeared on his face at the beginning after listening to their chat.
Li Sichuan learned from his looks, so he began to tell the story of "Fate of Destiny", and then explained that Xiaosheng's name is Lu Kunjie, and Huadan's name is Di Yunluan. Before the story was told, Yu Xiushan interrupted, "I heard that you are look for a job?"
Li Sichuan was stunned, and abruptly stopped half of the sentence "a basket of needlework, a basket of scissors, a ruler of powder thread, a hammer for washing clothes, and a mallet for washing clothes", and he was so depressed that he didn't shake out a burden.He was not happy at the moment, his tone was a little offended, and he asked: "No, you haven't heard of it, even Xiao Yu doesn't know about it, where did you hear about it?"
In the past 20 years, Yu Xiushan, except for the high-ranking officials in the province, who dared to show his face, immediately lowered his face and snorted fiercely.Li Sichuan didn't care what he thought, what he cared about was Xiao Yu's reaction.He looked at Xiaoyu in the rearview mirror, but Xiaoyu turned his face to look at the scenery on the side of the road, not answering his words.
The atmosphere in the car was dull, Li Sichuan simply beat the gongs and drums, and sang in a low voice: "Day after day, my heart seems to be frying..."
Without waiting for him to suffer on the boiling oil for a long time, Yu Xiushan got off the short pile first, and he calmed down and said, "My subordinates found out that you updated your job application information on the talent website. I want to ask you, anyway, if you want to change jobs, why not Come to work in my Yu family? I also have a construction company here, so you come to be the general manager, what do you think?"
Li Sichuan laughed and said: "Dad, I don't know. I updated it later. The web page may have lagged and it was not displayed. Or it crashed during the update. If it didn't update, the news you got has expired. I later I changed my mind again, instead of changing companies, I went back to school to study for another two years. Anyway, Xiao Yu doesn’t need me to support her, and she doesn’t mind supporting me, so I’ll just eat soft meals at home.”
Hearing this, Yu Xiushan glared angrily, Li Sichuan was still not satisfied, and said to Xiao Yu while holding the front seat: "Li An has been cooking at home for six years, and then he went out to shoot "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and won two. Oscar. It is said that he cooked, washed clothes, and took care of the children in those six years. It is said that once he wanted to learn computers to find a job, his wife scolded him when she found out, "There are so many people who learn computers, and you are not bad, Ang Lee." One!'"
Xiao Yu didn't speak.Li Sichuan said disappointedly: "I thought you would say, 'there are so many people doing business, Li Sichuan is no less than you, and I'm still waiting for your Pritzker Prize'."
"Pritzker Prize, what is that?" Xiao Yu finally spoke.This was the first sentence she said after seeing Yu Xiushan in the car.
Li Sichuan smiled, Xiaoyu's question was obviously for Yu Xiushan, the meaning she wanted to tell her father was very obvious, her husband was a different person from them.Of course Li Sichuan understood, and quickly replied, "Did you agree to the Nobel Prize in architecture?"
"There are so many people doing business, and you're not the only one missing, Li Sichuan." Xiao Yu said slowly, "There are so many businessmen in China, no one has ever won the Pritzker Prize."
After hearing this, Li Sichuan leaned over and stretched his waist, crossed the back of the front seat, kissed Xiaoyu on the face, and praised: "Good wife." After he sat down, he said to Yu Xiushan: "Xiaoyu agrees."
Yu Xiushan's face turned blue with anger, and Li Sichuan added fuel to the fire and said, "It's all right, when Xiaoyu gives birth to a daughter in the future, I can take my girl at home. Xiaoyu herself can't rest at night. Well, how can I let her take care of the child?" He stretched his neck and said to Xiao Yu, "It's agreed, I want to have a daughter. There is no point for having a son, but only for giving birth to a daughter."
He was here alone talking to his son and daughter, Xiao Yu and Yu Xiushan ignored him, and he read "needle, thread, scissors, ruler, powder thread bag, hammer board stone" twice again, and he was stupid again. Le said: "When you get married, you have to sing "Prosperous Destiny". What a blessing, it's just as auspicious as singing "Longfeng Chengxiang" during Chinese New Year."
Yu Xiushan didn't speak again until he arrived at Jinjiang Airport.The driver got out of the car and took their luggage for them. Li Sichuan got out of the car, bent over and rushed in and said to Yu Xiushan, "Goodbye, Dad. I will take good care of Xiaoyu." He, Xiao Yu, got out of the car in a hurry, bowed slightly towards the window as a salute, and said, "Thank you, Dad, for taking us so far to the airport."
Yu Xiushan still did not speak, stretched out his hand, and pulled the car door to close, the driver nodded to them as a farewell, got into the car and left in a hurry.
Looking at the car, Li Sichuan sighed and said: "That's right, this song "Desired Fate" is well sung, isn't it just "Evil, Going Down the Mountain", and there is no more suitable occasion. Xiaoyu, when I go back to Beijing, I must take it with me." You go to see this play, and you will know where it is wonderful.”
Xiao Yu looked at him with his eyes, Li Sichuan just smiled and boasted triumphantly: "I am talented, right? Although I have eighteen martial arts skills, I just can't beat Xiao En's role, and I am worse than Lu Kunjie." Not as good. But I have the time, I use my mother tongue to fight my father-in-law, which is more than a hundred times more convenient than your father who has to change Hokkien into Mandarin to scold me? Now your father is so angry that he wants to vomit blood when he looks back. Yesterday, I spent a lot of money to hold a wedding banquet for us, but today I was so angry that I turned around and left. So, raising a daughter is meaningless, you have to raise a son."
Speaking of sons and daughters, Xiaoyu's face turned cloudy and cloudy again.Seeing this, Li Sichuan immediately teased her and said, "Come on, girl, give me a smile?"
Now Xiao Yu couldn't bear it anymore, she burst out laughing, and said angrily, "Why are you so poor?"
"Who made us Beijingers? We were born poor." Li Sichuan said proudly.
This turmoil was resolved with Xiaoyu's turning angry for joy.The two stayed in Saipan for three days, and Anzu also came on the fourth day, bringing along one of his companions.Li Sichuan and Xiao Yuzheng were a little bored, now there are two more people, just in time to have fun.Anzu's companion was a brown-haired American who looked like Anzu's brother.This brother does not refer to the similarity in appearance, but the tacit understanding between gestures and gestures.As soon as Li Sichuan talked with him in English, he immediately covered everything. When talking about San Francisco, Andrew said that he had never been to the West Coast, and had always been in New York.
Four people have more ways to play than two people, they rented a boat to go fishing, put down the bait but didn't care, Anzu brought out a small suitcase, Li Sichuan didn't ask what it was, saw Anzu dump it on the table, It turned out to be a mahjong game.As for that foreign devil Andrew, he was familiar with hand gestures when sorting out cards like a trickster.Fortunately, Li Sichuan was also the one who smoothed out the patterns on the cards when he was in college. The four of them spent a day at sea, and finally got tired of sitting.Xiao Yu went to catch two more catfish, Andrew jumped off the boat to touch sea urchins, Li Sichuan and An Zu drank cold beer in the cab.
Looking at Xiao Yu who was guarding the fishing rod at the bow, Li Sichuan suddenly asked, "What kind of person is Le Congqian?"
An Zu glanced at him, "Who did you hear that from?"
"Le two."
"Jumping clown." Anzu said.
"Yes, he is indeed a clown." Li Sichuan said: "I heard that Le Congqian died in the sea? How could he go swimming in the Avon River when the sea temperature is so low during the New Year? I don’t want to soak in the hot springs in Sri Lanka, so I went to Plymouth to soak in the cold sea water? Are you sick? Xiao Yu even refuses to go to the hot springs in Qidiequan, is there a reason for this?”
"You really think too much." There was a bit of sarcasm in Anzu's tone.
Of course Li Sichuan heard it, he didn't care, he had a question that he cared about, "was Xiao Yu in Bath at that time?"
"No, she is with me during the New Year." An Zu said, "I don't know why Le Er told you this."
An Zu grabbed a bottle of cold beer, went up to Xiao Yu's side, opened the lid and handed it to her.Xiao Yu took it and took a big sip, not knowing what Anzu said, she smiled, her face shining with a moving luster.
(End of this chapter)
Li Sichuan called Dad with great enthusiasm. Yu Xiushan looked unhappy, and Xingshi asked, "Is it because I didn't come, and you didn't even say goodbye? My family named Yu is not worth you stepping into." take a step?"
Li Sichuan volunteered to accept the scolding, and said with a smile: "We are afraid of missing the plane. It is so early, and I don't know if you are up. Last night, Xiao Yu was exhausted. There were too many people toasting, so I vomited two times when I went back. Back, I didn't sleep well all night. When she was tossing around, I had no choice but to stay awake, so I had to wait for her to drink water and take medicine. Your old man must know Xiaoyu's temper better than me, and I am like a personal maid. If she is Lin Daiyu, I must be Zijuan; if she is Du Liniang, I will be Chunxiang; if she is Cui Yingying, I can only play the matchmaker. You old man can only sing "Cao Hong", not "Desired Fate". Xiaoyu, In fact, I think our situation is a bit similar to "Fate of Destiny". Do you know what "Fate of Destiny" is about?"
Xiao Yu glanced at him from the rearview mirror, shook her head, and didn't speak.
"Next time I will take you to the Lao She Teahouse. It's very interesting. It's much more interesting than if you invited me to see the Deyun Club. I never thought that you, a southerner, would be a 'wire'."
They chatted back and forth like this, completely ignoring Yu Xiushan's dissatisfaction, and Yu Xiushan let go of the coldness that appeared on his face at the beginning after listening to their chat.
Li Sichuan learned from his looks, so he began to tell the story of "Fate of Destiny", and then explained that Xiaosheng's name is Lu Kunjie, and Huadan's name is Di Yunluan. Before the story was told, Yu Xiushan interrupted, "I heard that you are look for a job?"
Li Sichuan was stunned, and abruptly stopped half of the sentence "a basket of needlework, a basket of scissors, a ruler of powder thread, a hammer for washing clothes, and a mallet for washing clothes", and he was so depressed that he didn't shake out a burden.He was not happy at the moment, his tone was a little offended, and he asked: "No, you haven't heard of it, even Xiao Yu doesn't know about it, where did you hear about it?"
In the past 20 years, Yu Xiushan, except for the high-ranking officials in the province, who dared to show his face, immediately lowered his face and snorted fiercely.Li Sichuan didn't care what he thought, what he cared about was Xiao Yu's reaction.He looked at Xiaoyu in the rearview mirror, but Xiaoyu turned his face to look at the scenery on the side of the road, not answering his words.
The atmosphere in the car was dull, Li Sichuan simply beat the gongs and drums, and sang in a low voice: "Day after day, my heart seems to be frying..."
Without waiting for him to suffer on the boiling oil for a long time, Yu Xiushan got off the short pile first, and he calmed down and said, "My subordinates found out that you updated your job application information on the talent website. I want to ask you, anyway, if you want to change jobs, why not Come to work in my Yu family? I also have a construction company here, so you come to be the general manager, what do you think?"
Li Sichuan laughed and said: "Dad, I don't know. I updated it later. The web page may have lagged and it was not displayed. Or it crashed during the update. If it didn't update, the news you got has expired. I later I changed my mind again, instead of changing companies, I went back to school to study for another two years. Anyway, Xiao Yu doesn’t need me to support her, and she doesn’t mind supporting me, so I’ll just eat soft meals at home.”
Hearing this, Yu Xiushan glared angrily, Li Sichuan was still not satisfied, and said to Xiao Yu while holding the front seat: "Li An has been cooking at home for six years, and then he went out to shoot "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and won two. Oscar. It is said that he cooked, washed clothes, and took care of the children in those six years. It is said that once he wanted to learn computers to find a job, his wife scolded him when she found out, "There are so many people who learn computers, and you are not bad, Ang Lee." One!'"
Xiao Yu didn't speak.Li Sichuan said disappointedly: "I thought you would say, 'there are so many people doing business, Li Sichuan is no less than you, and I'm still waiting for your Pritzker Prize'."
"Pritzker Prize, what is that?" Xiao Yu finally spoke.This was the first sentence she said after seeing Yu Xiushan in the car.
Li Sichuan smiled, Xiaoyu's question was obviously for Yu Xiushan, the meaning she wanted to tell her father was very obvious, her husband was a different person from them.Of course Li Sichuan understood, and quickly replied, "Did you agree to the Nobel Prize in architecture?"
"There are so many people doing business, and you're not the only one missing, Li Sichuan." Xiao Yu said slowly, "There are so many businessmen in China, no one has ever won the Pritzker Prize."
After hearing this, Li Sichuan leaned over and stretched his waist, crossed the back of the front seat, kissed Xiaoyu on the face, and praised: "Good wife." After he sat down, he said to Yu Xiushan: "Xiaoyu agrees."
Yu Xiushan's face turned blue with anger, and Li Sichuan added fuel to the fire and said, "It's all right, when Xiaoyu gives birth to a daughter in the future, I can take my girl at home. Xiaoyu herself can't rest at night. Well, how can I let her take care of the child?" He stretched his neck and said to Xiao Yu, "It's agreed, I want to have a daughter. There is no point for having a son, but only for giving birth to a daughter."
He was here alone talking to his son and daughter, Xiao Yu and Yu Xiushan ignored him, and he read "needle, thread, scissors, ruler, powder thread bag, hammer board stone" twice again, and he was stupid again. Le said: "When you get married, you have to sing "Prosperous Destiny". What a blessing, it's just as auspicious as singing "Longfeng Chengxiang" during Chinese New Year."
Yu Xiushan didn't speak again until he arrived at Jinjiang Airport.The driver got out of the car and took their luggage for them. Li Sichuan got out of the car, bent over and rushed in and said to Yu Xiushan, "Goodbye, Dad. I will take good care of Xiaoyu." He, Xiao Yu, got out of the car in a hurry, bowed slightly towards the window as a salute, and said, "Thank you, Dad, for taking us so far to the airport."
Yu Xiushan still did not speak, stretched out his hand, and pulled the car door to close, the driver nodded to them as a farewell, got into the car and left in a hurry.
Looking at the car, Li Sichuan sighed and said: "That's right, this song "Desired Fate" is well sung, isn't it just "Evil, Going Down the Mountain", and there is no more suitable occasion. Xiaoyu, when I go back to Beijing, I must take it with me." You go to see this play, and you will know where it is wonderful.”
Xiao Yu looked at him with his eyes, Li Sichuan just smiled and boasted triumphantly: "I am talented, right? Although I have eighteen martial arts skills, I just can't beat Xiao En's role, and I am worse than Lu Kunjie." Not as good. But I have the time, I use my mother tongue to fight my father-in-law, which is more than a hundred times more convenient than your father who has to change Hokkien into Mandarin to scold me? Now your father is so angry that he wants to vomit blood when he looks back. Yesterday, I spent a lot of money to hold a wedding banquet for us, but today I was so angry that I turned around and left. So, raising a daughter is meaningless, you have to raise a son."
Speaking of sons and daughters, Xiaoyu's face turned cloudy and cloudy again.Seeing this, Li Sichuan immediately teased her and said, "Come on, girl, give me a smile?"
Now Xiao Yu couldn't bear it anymore, she burst out laughing, and said angrily, "Why are you so poor?"
"Who made us Beijingers? We were born poor." Li Sichuan said proudly.
This turmoil was resolved with Xiaoyu's turning angry for joy.The two stayed in Saipan for three days, and Anzu also came on the fourth day, bringing along one of his companions.Li Sichuan and Xiao Yuzheng were a little bored, now there are two more people, just in time to have fun.Anzu's companion was a brown-haired American who looked like Anzu's brother.This brother does not refer to the similarity in appearance, but the tacit understanding between gestures and gestures.As soon as Li Sichuan talked with him in English, he immediately covered everything. When talking about San Francisco, Andrew said that he had never been to the West Coast, and had always been in New York.
Four people have more ways to play than two people, they rented a boat to go fishing, put down the bait but didn't care, Anzu brought out a small suitcase, Li Sichuan didn't ask what it was, saw Anzu dump it on the table, It turned out to be a mahjong game.As for that foreign devil Andrew, he was familiar with hand gestures when sorting out cards like a trickster.Fortunately, Li Sichuan was also the one who smoothed out the patterns on the cards when he was in college. The four of them spent a day at sea, and finally got tired of sitting.Xiao Yu went to catch two more catfish, Andrew jumped off the boat to touch sea urchins, Li Sichuan and An Zu drank cold beer in the cab.
Looking at Xiao Yu who was guarding the fishing rod at the bow, Li Sichuan suddenly asked, "What kind of person is Le Congqian?"
An Zu glanced at him, "Who did you hear that from?"
"Le two."
"Jumping clown." Anzu said.
"Yes, he is indeed a clown." Li Sichuan said: "I heard that Le Congqian died in the sea? How could he go swimming in the Avon River when the sea temperature is so low during the New Year? I don’t want to soak in the hot springs in Sri Lanka, so I went to Plymouth to soak in the cold sea water? Are you sick? Xiao Yu even refuses to go to the hot springs in Qidiequan, is there a reason for this?”
"You really think too much." There was a bit of sarcasm in Anzu's tone.
Of course Li Sichuan heard it, he didn't care, he had a question that he cared about, "was Xiao Yu in Bath at that time?"
"No, she is with me during the New Year." An Zu said, "I don't know why Le Er told you this."
An Zu grabbed a bottle of cold beer, went up to Xiao Yu's side, opened the lid and handed it to her.Xiao Yu took it and took a big sip, not knowing what Anzu said, she smiled, her face shining with a moving luster.
(End of this chapter)
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