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Chapter 207 The Man on the Moon
Chapter 207 The Man on the Moon
"Tianzun, as long as you like it."
Lu Ban's phone was almost in his mouth. The moment Qin Feng received the red envelope, his phone vibrated a few times.
The guy stood up as if electrocuted, and took out the phone from his armpit.
No matter what the body odor is, he picks up the phone and returns a message to Qin Feng excitedly.
"Master Niu, you have returned to me, and Tianzun has returned to me."
Lu Ban patted Niutou's back excitedly and shouted loudly.
"What are you arguing about?" Niutou was annoying, almost Baihua Fairy was about to kiss him, thinking about what Lu Ban said, he exclaimed, "What did you say, Tianzun returned to you?"
"correct."
Luban said braggingly.
"Let me check my phone." Niutou hurriedly took the phone off the horns, "Hey, the boss also replied to me, mine must be earlier than yours."
"Tch, Tianzun must be the first to receive the red envelope."
"Shameless, the boss will definitely look at me first."
"Can you be more narcissistic, your cow can make Tianzun take care of you?"
For the order of the news, the two fought like concubines in the palace, and the momentum was strong.
With a stare, the bull's head is about to buckle the bezoar, which is scary.
"do not--"
Lu Ban scared him, at this moment, his chat box vibrated, "Master Niu, don't get excited, Tianzun sent me a red envelope."
"what?"
Pull out the bezoar in your hand, put the head of the cow in your palm, "Don't hide. Let me read the news, I won't paint you."
"White Sand."
After receiving a soft cardboard box, Lu Ban was puzzled.
After the two of them opened it, they counted it many times and found that it was 20. At this time, Lu Ban took out an incense stick, bit the bamboo handle and smoked it.
"Master Niu, what do you think this is?"
Lu Ban said puzzledly, "The one sent by Tianzun should be a magic weapon."
"I do not know."
The bezoar in Niu Tou's hand was all out of water, and then he saw that there was no red envelope in his dialog box, and he was full of jealousy, and the bezoar in his hand was smeared on Lu Ban's face.
"Boss Niu, what are you doing?"
"Paint you for a day."
"Didn't you just say no to painting?"
"Hmph. Who told the boss to only give you red envelopes."
Hearing this, Lu Ban put away all the cigarettes, including the cigarette case, which he regarded as a treasure and put it in his pocket. After touching it, he looked at the bull's head vigilantly.
Disgusting bezoar.
This dead cow.
He pinched the incense on the stone table, and Lu Ban put it in a small basket behind his back.
Incense is the incense burned in the world, and it is cigarettes in the underworld. People who smoke must use a special basket to carry on their back when they go out.
Very inconvenient.
"Hey. Heavenly Venerable must think my cheats are good."
Ruban said proudly.
At this time, Niutou shouted: "Mianmian, give me a cigar."
A piece of incense used in temples, the thick and long long incense, was taken out by Ma Mian with both hands, and the bull's head was placed in his hand to light a fire, and the red dot of the cigarette passed across to Lu Ban.
Luban had to stand up.
There is only one cigar on the whole table.
This scene is really extremely funny.
"Hmph. Go to my house if you have the ability. Now I, Lu Ban, can smoke cigars."
Ruban exclaimed disdainfully.
Long-lasting cigars are a sought-after commodity in the underworld, and only ghost messengers who are enshrined can receive a small number of long-lasting cigars.
The ghosts of the underworld can only be bought at a high price.
Since selling carved gemstones, Lu Ban's family also has a few hoards.
"Go and smoke."
Niutou squinted his eyes and said disdainfully.
Lu Ban was so angry that he almost vomited blood. I showed off in your demon cave. When I returned to my thatched hut, who would I show it to?
No one watches me smoke a cigar, it's not a waste of money to pretend.
Only a fool would do this kind of thing.
"This is the cigarette I made, so it's your reward."
There happened to be a grocery store next to Qin Feng. After getting out of the car, Qin Feng sold a pack of the cheapest white sand for RMB [-] and sent it over.
After thinking about it, he might not know what it is.
So a reminder was sent.
"cigarette?"
Seeing Qin Feng's news, Lu Ban exclaimed: "Tianzun, is it for smoking?"
"Uh-huh."
Qin Feng nodded.
After finishing speaking, he drove away, and casually sent a message to Niu Fa: "If you have anything to do, just leave me a message. There are a lot of things recently."
in the underworld.
I saw the bull head holding a plate of clear water, and the horse face brought a bundle of long incense. Both husband and wife were old smokers, looking at Lu Ban with pleading faces.
"Lu Ban, Lao Ban, share one of the cigarettes that the boss gave you."
"I want one too."
"That's right. You can take all these long incense sticks and smoke them as you like."
"You still have to say more, you say, I will buy more for you."
The bull head and horse face almost knelt down, smelling the aroma of Lu Ban's cigarette, the two old smokers almost danced lightly.
Amazing.
This is not a cigarette at all, it is a treasure in the world.
Niutou concluded that this thing is more precious than one gem, ten gems.
Don't even look at its exquisite packaging, but also its short and durable quality. Just smelling the aroma will make people linger in their dreams.
"Really?"
Lu Ban finished smoking one and asked in surprise.
"Yes."
"it is true."
Bull's head and horse's face were rushing to answer. It was the first time that the husband and wife had worked together to do something like this.
It's so delicious.
Is this still a cigarette?
Looking at it, it is called a bull's head and a horse's face, with endless fantasies.
"Don't even think about it."
You painted me with bezoar and made me smell bad, and you still want me to give you Tianzun my baby?Simply delusional.
Indifferently refusing, Lu Ban walked away.
Hehe, old man, I'm going to Qin Guangwang Palace to pretend to be a force.
In Luban's heart, happiness is infinite.
Qin Feng turned off his mobile phone, and the mountain god sent him a message, so he hurried to the mountain god cave in Baijian Mountain.
"Mountain God, what's the news?"
The Mountain God is the head of the Dragon Clan Shadow Hall, who is responsible for spying on news.
Just now when the mountain god said something important, Qin Feng immediately thought that it was information about the ancient tomb or the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.
"God Lord, please look at the sky."
Qin Feng looked up, the sun was shining in the sky, and there was nothing else.
At this time, the mountain god took a mirror and said to Qin Feng: "God Lord. This is a night-vision mirror. It can only see night at night and day at night. Under its perspective, there is no day."
When the mirror was unfolded, the sun disappeared from the mirror, and the night was confused.
Through the mirror, Qin Feng stared at the brightest moon among the stars.
"This is--"
In the night vision goggles, a person stands clearly on the moon. He is as tall as a giant spirit god, and Gu Pan's expression is obviously looking at the mortal world.
"I guess, he might be Lei Di."
The mountain god pondered.
"Leidi?"
Three emperors and five emperors, the three emperors are Suiren, Fuxi, and Shennong.
The five emperors are Ice Emperor, Thunder Emperor, Wind Emperor, Fire Emperor and Yellow Emperor.
They are all the ancestors of human beings, they grew up in the human world, and the ancient sages far surpassed the human world, and they are almost invincible when they act in the human world.
The Ice Emperor is here, if the Lei Emperor is also here.
Will the other Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors not enter the Three Realms in advance because of the existence of the Dao of Heaven, so as not to cause panic in the world, shock in the Three Realms, or some other ancient powers pay attention?
(End of this chapter)
"Tianzun, as long as you like it."
Lu Ban's phone was almost in his mouth. The moment Qin Feng received the red envelope, his phone vibrated a few times.
The guy stood up as if electrocuted, and took out the phone from his armpit.
No matter what the body odor is, he picks up the phone and returns a message to Qin Feng excitedly.
"Master Niu, you have returned to me, and Tianzun has returned to me."
Lu Ban patted Niutou's back excitedly and shouted loudly.
"What are you arguing about?" Niutou was annoying, almost Baihua Fairy was about to kiss him, thinking about what Lu Ban said, he exclaimed, "What did you say, Tianzun returned to you?"
"correct."
Luban said braggingly.
"Let me check my phone." Niutou hurriedly took the phone off the horns, "Hey, the boss also replied to me, mine must be earlier than yours."
"Tch, Tianzun must be the first to receive the red envelope."
"Shameless, the boss will definitely look at me first."
"Can you be more narcissistic, your cow can make Tianzun take care of you?"
For the order of the news, the two fought like concubines in the palace, and the momentum was strong.
With a stare, the bull's head is about to buckle the bezoar, which is scary.
"do not--"
Lu Ban scared him, at this moment, his chat box vibrated, "Master Niu, don't get excited, Tianzun sent me a red envelope."
"what?"
Pull out the bezoar in your hand, put the head of the cow in your palm, "Don't hide. Let me read the news, I won't paint you."
"White Sand."
After receiving a soft cardboard box, Lu Ban was puzzled.
After the two of them opened it, they counted it many times and found that it was 20. At this time, Lu Ban took out an incense stick, bit the bamboo handle and smoked it.
"Master Niu, what do you think this is?"
Lu Ban said puzzledly, "The one sent by Tianzun should be a magic weapon."
"I do not know."
The bezoar in Niu Tou's hand was all out of water, and then he saw that there was no red envelope in his dialog box, and he was full of jealousy, and the bezoar in his hand was smeared on Lu Ban's face.
"Boss Niu, what are you doing?"
"Paint you for a day."
"Didn't you just say no to painting?"
"Hmph. Who told the boss to only give you red envelopes."
Hearing this, Lu Ban put away all the cigarettes, including the cigarette case, which he regarded as a treasure and put it in his pocket. After touching it, he looked at the bull's head vigilantly.
Disgusting bezoar.
This dead cow.
He pinched the incense on the stone table, and Lu Ban put it in a small basket behind his back.
Incense is the incense burned in the world, and it is cigarettes in the underworld. People who smoke must use a special basket to carry on their back when they go out.
Very inconvenient.
"Hey. Heavenly Venerable must think my cheats are good."
Ruban said proudly.
At this time, Niutou shouted: "Mianmian, give me a cigar."
A piece of incense used in temples, the thick and long long incense, was taken out by Ma Mian with both hands, and the bull's head was placed in his hand to light a fire, and the red dot of the cigarette passed across to Lu Ban.
Luban had to stand up.
There is only one cigar on the whole table.
This scene is really extremely funny.
"Hmph. Go to my house if you have the ability. Now I, Lu Ban, can smoke cigars."
Ruban exclaimed disdainfully.
Long-lasting cigars are a sought-after commodity in the underworld, and only ghost messengers who are enshrined can receive a small number of long-lasting cigars.
The ghosts of the underworld can only be bought at a high price.
Since selling carved gemstones, Lu Ban's family also has a few hoards.
"Go and smoke."
Niutou squinted his eyes and said disdainfully.
Lu Ban was so angry that he almost vomited blood. I showed off in your demon cave. When I returned to my thatched hut, who would I show it to?
No one watches me smoke a cigar, it's not a waste of money to pretend.
Only a fool would do this kind of thing.
"This is the cigarette I made, so it's your reward."
There happened to be a grocery store next to Qin Feng. After getting out of the car, Qin Feng sold a pack of the cheapest white sand for RMB [-] and sent it over.
After thinking about it, he might not know what it is.
So a reminder was sent.
"cigarette?"
Seeing Qin Feng's news, Lu Ban exclaimed: "Tianzun, is it for smoking?"
"Uh-huh."
Qin Feng nodded.
After finishing speaking, he drove away, and casually sent a message to Niu Fa: "If you have anything to do, just leave me a message. There are a lot of things recently."
in the underworld.
I saw the bull head holding a plate of clear water, and the horse face brought a bundle of long incense. Both husband and wife were old smokers, looking at Lu Ban with pleading faces.
"Lu Ban, Lao Ban, share one of the cigarettes that the boss gave you."
"I want one too."
"That's right. You can take all these long incense sticks and smoke them as you like."
"You still have to say more, you say, I will buy more for you."
The bull head and horse face almost knelt down, smelling the aroma of Lu Ban's cigarette, the two old smokers almost danced lightly.
Amazing.
This is not a cigarette at all, it is a treasure in the world.
Niutou concluded that this thing is more precious than one gem, ten gems.
Don't even look at its exquisite packaging, but also its short and durable quality. Just smelling the aroma will make people linger in their dreams.
"Really?"
Lu Ban finished smoking one and asked in surprise.
"Yes."
"it is true."
Bull's head and horse's face were rushing to answer. It was the first time that the husband and wife had worked together to do something like this.
It's so delicious.
Is this still a cigarette?
Looking at it, it is called a bull's head and a horse's face, with endless fantasies.
"Don't even think about it."
You painted me with bezoar and made me smell bad, and you still want me to give you Tianzun my baby?Simply delusional.
Indifferently refusing, Lu Ban walked away.
Hehe, old man, I'm going to Qin Guangwang Palace to pretend to be a force.
In Luban's heart, happiness is infinite.
Qin Feng turned off his mobile phone, and the mountain god sent him a message, so he hurried to the mountain god cave in Baijian Mountain.
"Mountain God, what's the news?"
The Mountain God is the head of the Dragon Clan Shadow Hall, who is responsible for spying on news.
Just now when the mountain god said something important, Qin Feng immediately thought that it was information about the ancient tomb or the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.
"God Lord, please look at the sky."
Qin Feng looked up, the sun was shining in the sky, and there was nothing else.
At this time, the mountain god took a mirror and said to Qin Feng: "God Lord. This is a night-vision mirror. It can only see night at night and day at night. Under its perspective, there is no day."
When the mirror was unfolded, the sun disappeared from the mirror, and the night was confused.
Through the mirror, Qin Feng stared at the brightest moon among the stars.
"This is--"
In the night vision goggles, a person stands clearly on the moon. He is as tall as a giant spirit god, and Gu Pan's expression is obviously looking at the mortal world.
"I guess, he might be Lei Di."
The mountain god pondered.
"Leidi?"
Three emperors and five emperors, the three emperors are Suiren, Fuxi, and Shennong.
The five emperors are Ice Emperor, Thunder Emperor, Wind Emperor, Fire Emperor and Yellow Emperor.
They are all the ancestors of human beings, they grew up in the human world, and the ancient sages far surpassed the human world, and they are almost invincible when they act in the human world.
The Ice Emperor is here, if the Lei Emperor is also here.
Will the other Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors not enter the Three Realms in advance because of the existence of the Dao of Heaven, so as not to cause panic in the world, shock in the Three Realms, or some other ancient powers pay attention?
(End of this chapter)
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