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Chapter 392 Don't Call Me A Beggar, It's Stressful

Chapter 392 Don't Call Me A Beggar, It's Stressful
"Yeah. Young man, it's a pity not to eat such a good chicken drumstick. Do you want to eat it?"

Where Zhang Kai stood up, a man wearing a light blue monk hat and a black monk robe appeared from under the table for some reason, holding an old broom in his right hand, and a gnawing broom in his left hand. A beggar with a few mouthfuls of chicken legs, he shook the chicken legs and asked Qin Feng.

The beggar was covered in mud and filthy, but there was no stench.

He was dressed in rags, with a little innocence in his eyes.The light blue hat was covered by a layer of black mud, and the black monk robe was polished by the mud.Unkempt, no different from beggars on the street.

"I don't want it. Sir, if you need it, take this plate away."

Qin Feng answered the beggar.

At this moment, the owner of the restaurant ran over with a brand new broom and said, "Smelly beggar. What are you doing in the restaurant? Go out, and I'll bring you whatever you want to eat."

"Don't call me a beggar. It's stressful."

The beggar shook the broom in his hand and said, "Look. You have a broom, and I have a broom. Besides——"

"Master!"

Just now I was staring at the door in a daze, but when I saw the boss approaching roaringly, Bi Ruhua turned around and immediately screamed, "Master, why are you here? I, I have been looking for you all these years."

Seeing Bi Ruhua, he went up to him as if meeting a relative, not afraid of getting dirty, the owner of the restaurant was taken aback.Qin Feng smiled and said to him: "Boss, this is our guest. Go and do your work."

Master?

Although Qin Feng was talking, he was still very surprised.

Could it be that this beggar is the master who gave Bi Ruhua the secret book of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?
"Oops. Don't hold me like this. I'm annoying."

As soon as the beggar pulled away, he pushed Bi Ruhua aside, and he sat down on Zhang Kai's seat, put the chicken leg aside, and said casually: "I don't know you, you call me Master, but you want to invite me to dinner .”

"This--"

Bi Ruhua suddenly turned his face. He saw that he was wearing clean clothes, and now he was covered in dirt just because he had hugged the beggar in front of him.
"Beggar. Have you forgotten that when I was so tall, no, when I was so tall, you gave me a cheat book. This is it—"

Bi Ruhua pointed at his waist at first, then bent over, pointed to his knees, and explained his height. He took a copy of Huang Lao's secret book of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms on his mobile phone and showed it to the beggar.

The beggar stared, and the broom patted Bi Ruhua on the shoulder and said, "Boy, are you out of your mind? As I said, don't call me a beggar. I'm under a lot of pressure."

"Young Master Qin. This is what I told you, the beggar who gave me the cheat book."

Facing the beggar's answer, Bi Ruhua looked at Qin Feng blankly.In Qin Feng's mind, he kept thinking about a character. The light blue hat was right, the clothes were wrong, and the broom was wrong.But don't bark and stress out...

Is it?

In Qin Feng's mind, he thought of the holy monk who roamed Lingyin Temple, taught fat and thin fairies, and dealt with demons and ghosts.Like, from the casual expression on his toe-picking, Qin Feng concluded that Bi Ruhua is not the holy monk Jigong, but the beggar in front of him is him.

He won't appear casually. Qin Feng's heart flashed brightly, and he said expectantly: "Okay. I won't call you a beggar, what's your name?"

"You can call me a holy monk. You see, monk, I am also a monk."

Pointing to the light blue hat, the beggar answered Qin Feng solemnly.

Holy monk?

This is really a high-profile Jigong.

Qin Feng rolled his eyes, thinking that Shuai Bin still has Guangliang and the others, it is really torture to be able to sit with the holy monk.At least for now, Qin Feng doesn't know how to put his mouth on such a table of delicious food.

"Okay, holy monk. I don't know if you are looking for me this time, what's the matter?"

hey-hey.If you don't eat, don't eat, he won't appear for no reason.Although Qin Feng has no shortage of eye-stretching pills, he would be very happy if he could see the legendary thing.

"Young man. I'm not looking for you. For him—"

Pointing at Bi Ruhua, the holy monk said solemnly: "This kid speaks rudely and called me a beggar. I suddenly feel a lot of pressure. I have to teach him a lesson—"

"You teach me a lesson?"

Bi Ruhua took a step back, put his hands on his chest, and said defensively: "I tell you, I have practiced the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. If you dare to lie to me again, I will beat your ass until you piss."

"Holy Monk, I haven't hit you yet. Why are you so nervous. You have to let me eat before I hit you."

Jigong stared at the fish and meat on the table, his stomach growled, and he said: "Young people, you are really high-minded. I can't eat so much fat. I will get fat if I eat it." Yes. Order some vegetarian dishes for me."

"That's not right. Holy Monk, you can't help but eat meat and vegetables. If wine and meat pass through the intestines, does the Buddha keep it in his heart?"

"Bullshit. When did I say that. I only eat plain water and green cucumbers. Go, get me a bucket of plain water and a basket of cucumbers. If there is one drop of water missing, one cucumber is missing. I promise you will regret it. "

"Just do it."

Bi Ruhua was still standing with an aggrieved face.

The beggar in front of him was full and wanted to beat him, but Qin Feng told him to really go get so many things to feed the pigs.Wait a minute for this beggar to eat and drink enough. If he is really capable, he will be the one who is bruised and bruised.

"Hurry up and do it."

I'm not obedient anymore.Qin Feng glared at him.In Living Buddha Jikilometer, this Jigong can count the past life and the next life, and can predict everything that will happen in the future.Since he said he wanted to eat and drink enough, he might have seen what was about to happen here.

Otherwise, why would it suddenly appear?

Quack, quack.

The boss's full bucket of water, as well as the cucumbers, were left on the ground.At this time, the water was startled, and two drops fell, and Jigong said quickly: "Look, the drops are coming out. The drops are coming out. It's almost full."

"Humph."

Bi Ruhua showed reluctance, ran to the kitchen once, brought a basin of water, and filled up the bucket. "Hehe. This is in line with the taste of my holy monk." Jigong said while putting the broom on his back, leaving a broom tail, and kept sweeping his hair. It was dirty, and the water would be full in less than a second. There was a layer of black dirt.

It makes one's scalp tingle just looking at it.

At this time, the people around came to watch.

Qin Feng also looked at it blankly, but there was a little more expectation in his heart.Let's eat it, holy monk with great calculations, after eating, you must have some clever tricks, you want to tell it, right?

"People say I drink alcohol. In fact, it's plain water."

As he said that, Jigong got into the bucket with one mouth, and then his whole face went in.He drank, "There is more. They say I eat meat. In fact, the meat is cucumber. Hehe, the world laughs at me as crazy, and I laugh at the world's inability to see everything."

quack!

A cucumber and a sip of water...

After eating like this, half an hour later, there was only the last cucumber left, and the water was gone.

Big eater——

Qin Feng is sure that this is the King of Big Stomach.It can be said that there is absolutely no one with a bigger stomach than this Jigong in front of him.Even Wang Baoqiang is definitely not as good as one-third of him.

"Okay. Now it's time for you to talk."

Seeing the last cucumber being eaten by him, Qin Feng's eyes lit up.

After eating, you are going to hit me.

Bi Ruhua on the side was still thinking about the beggar holding his little brother, and said: "Boy, seeing that you are well-developed and fat, you must be rich in your family. I have a secret book here, selling the rich and not selling the poor, do you want it?" ?" He was afraid that his little brother would be impeached again, so his legs were clamped tightly.

belch!
A ecstatic hiccup.The onlookers were all driven away by the stench.

Qin Feng was waiting for him to speak.As expected, he licked his mouth, looked at the empty bucket and basket, pointed at Bi Ruhua and said, "Boy, if you go far away, you will kill me, the holy monk, otherwise—"

"Hey!"

There is something like this.

After speaking, he fell to the ground, really dead?

(End of this chapter)

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