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Chapter 421 Tang Seng's Research
Chapter 421 Tang Seng's Research
Really poor Tang Sanzang, but he would never have stayed in Daughter Country for tens of thousands of years just because of such a problem.If this is the case, Tathagata Buddha is the worst sadist.
"Then Master is looking for me this time, so I must have something that I can do for Master."
Qin Feng was quite polite, after all he wanted Tang Seng to find Tathagata Buddha to get the marriage line between Jigong and Lin Yanzhi.Without him, it is estimated that what I want to do will definitely not be done.
Sure enough, Tang Seng replied:
"Tianzun really has a clever plan. The poor monk is looking for you, but there is something hard to say."
It's right to have something to hide.
"Master has something to say, just speak up." Tang Seng's words were too polite, and Qin Feng was a little uncomfortable.But at any rate, it can't be too casual, otherwise it will be insulting to gentleness.Anyway, he is also a college student, isn't he?
"The water in the mother river cannot conceive. After I explained it to the Buddha, the Buddha also promised me to save me and become a Buddha. But when I said goodbye to my daughter, the king, the poor monk suddenly realized The biggest delusion in the world. Therefore, the Buddha asked me to stay and continue to meditate."
No way.
As soon as Tang Seng spoke, he really expected it, Qin Feng asked: "Master's Buddhism is profound, I think he must have attained the Tao."
"Oh. It's hard to describe."
Speaking of this, it directly pokes Tang Seng's pain, what kind of Zen enlightenment, for decades, I have been here with the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha, watching my daughters, men and women, kissing each other every day, and I have gained nothing at all.He sighed and sent a message to Qin Feng and replied:
"Everyone in the world says that women are the most mysterious animals. A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. For more than 30 years, the poor monk has really gained nothing except to believe in this truth."
Damn, the Buddha asked Tang Sanzang to study women?
This made Qin Feng a little confused.Thinking of brother Yudi, brother Yudi, is really very kind.However, I just don't know what unique insights monks will have when they study women.
Qin Feng suppressed his inner curiosity, and asked: "I wonder if the Buddha told you to study women, do you have specific details?"
Hey, study voice, study clothing, study hair, study eyes and nose, or study teeth...
In short, there are many things that women can study, but Qin Feng just didn't know what Tang Seng wanted to study about women more than 30 years ago.The authorization of Tathagata Buddha will be unique compared to it.
"The Buddha taught me that it is a lifelong responsibility to help the world, get rid of troubles, and get rid of the sea of suffering. The poor monk said goodbye to his daughter, the king, and said that he should be a vegetarian. I beg the king to give the two buns on his chest to the poor monk."
Tang Seng sent a message to Qin Feng solemnly:
"Later, the Buddha had a sudden enlightenment. I was rewarded and I understood that the buns on women's chests were created by nature. So, the Buddha taught me to study what kind of stuffing the buns on women's chests are made of. There are sauerkraut stuffing, cabbage stuffing, Carrot traps and so on, now anything can be used as stuffing. But what kind of traps are the buns on women's chests, the poor monk is really helpless and helpless."
Bloody.
With a snap, Qin Feng dropped the phone on the bed.Lin Huanxi looked at Qin Feng and laughed, and said guardedly: "You men, it's not like this."
"Sister. You have no breasts, don't be defensive."
Unexpectedly, the Tathagata Buddha was so persistent in his pursuit of truth.However, Qin Feng should be able to easily help Tang Seng answer this question.Enduring the stomachache, Qin Feng replied:
"My master understands what the master said."
Qin Feng is also playing tricks.Since you have studied for 10 years and want to know the answer, you have to help me get back Jigong's marriage line, "My great apprentice really did not lie. Tianzun, if you can give me some advice for the poor monk, then the Buddha will live on Jigong." The marriage line, the poor monk will definitely take it back."
"Good talk, good talk."
"I don't know—"
"Oh. It's very simple. In fact, it's sunken in milk." Qin Feng said with a chuckle.
What a genius.
Qin Feng could think of such an answer.Lin Huanxi, who was on the side, was confused when he saw Qin Feng's answer, "Why is the milk stuck? Isn't this person made of blood, meat, and bones?"
"You'll find out later."
This knowledge is actually not a show off by Qin Feng.It is clearly introduced in the junior high school biology textbook.
Tang Seng got the answer, and hurriedly flashed a Sanskrit Buddhist recitation in his mind, and suddenly found that the answer was correct. Suddenly, he replied excitedly to Qin Feng: "Thank you for your guidance. The Buddha said, the answer is correct. Please I'll go back to Heaven and explain it in detail."
"In this case, then you go."
"But Tianzun, how should I explain it. In addition to blood and flesh, the body also has bones. When will there be milk?"
"It's simple..."
Considering the following content, it is not very suitable for a girl with an underage IQ like Lin Huanxi, so Qin Feng directly blocked all the content.After sending it to Tang Seng, Qin Feng discovered that biology in junior high school is really worthless.
"Smelly Qin Feng, what did you send to Tang Seng. You didn't even show it to me—"
As Lin Huanxi spoke, his heart rubbed against the back of Qin Feng's neck, and his temperature rose violently. Qin Feng glanced back, "No way. You saw the content just now."
"Who saw it?"
"I didn't see, how did you become like this?"
"I……"
Lin Huanxi found that it is meaningless to argue redundantly.She lowered her head, and replied shyly, "Hmph. Open the Xuan Mingzhu for me, I want to go in, and ignore you. Big villain."
Ouyang family.
The huge courtyard looks foggy from the outside, as if it hasn't left in the morning.Walking inside, the endless darkness is like ink congealing, and the edges and corners of the house cannot be seen clearly from three meters away.Even the walls are blended with black.
In the center of the family mansion, a large hall stood tall. Apart from the huge golden pillars, a faint flash of light could be seen faintly in the distance, and the rest was endless darkness.
"Tang Seng is leaving Daughter Country?"
At the end of the darkness is also the end of the palace.A luminous pearl on the man's desk is like a hedgehog propping up a small space in the darkness.Nianhua and the sleeping man were standing by his side.
As for how many people are still in the palace, it is unclear.
In short, the breathing heard is very dense.
"The news is not wrong. Master, I suspect that Shakyamuni wanted to make unnecessary resistance. What do you think?" Nianhua asked respectfully at the man with thick eyebrows and ears covered in golden light at the end.
The man didn't even move his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "You go to the daughter country, interrogate his research progress, and cut the weeds."
"Master. I—"
The man beside Nianhua said three words in a pleading tone.The man with thick eyebrows and big ears waved his hand and said, "Baishan. You stay. I realize that something is going to happen recently. When the time comes, you will go out again."
"But--"
"What's the matter. Without my old lady, you can't live. Hmph. There are thousands of women in this world, none of which can satisfy you. Don't talk about it. When my sister comes back, I will have a nourishing day with you."
"Nianhua, be careful."
(End of this chapter)
Really poor Tang Sanzang, but he would never have stayed in Daughter Country for tens of thousands of years just because of such a problem.If this is the case, Tathagata Buddha is the worst sadist.
"Then Master is looking for me this time, so I must have something that I can do for Master."
Qin Feng was quite polite, after all he wanted Tang Seng to find Tathagata Buddha to get the marriage line between Jigong and Lin Yanzhi.Without him, it is estimated that what I want to do will definitely not be done.
Sure enough, Tang Seng replied:
"Tianzun really has a clever plan. The poor monk is looking for you, but there is something hard to say."
It's right to have something to hide.
"Master has something to say, just speak up." Tang Seng's words were too polite, and Qin Feng was a little uncomfortable.But at any rate, it can't be too casual, otherwise it will be insulting to gentleness.Anyway, he is also a college student, isn't he?
"The water in the mother river cannot conceive. After I explained it to the Buddha, the Buddha also promised me to save me and become a Buddha. But when I said goodbye to my daughter, the king, the poor monk suddenly realized The biggest delusion in the world. Therefore, the Buddha asked me to stay and continue to meditate."
No way.
As soon as Tang Seng spoke, he really expected it, Qin Feng asked: "Master's Buddhism is profound, I think he must have attained the Tao."
"Oh. It's hard to describe."
Speaking of this, it directly pokes Tang Seng's pain, what kind of Zen enlightenment, for decades, I have been here with the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha, watching my daughters, men and women, kissing each other every day, and I have gained nothing at all.He sighed and sent a message to Qin Feng and replied:
"Everyone in the world says that women are the most mysterious animals. A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. For more than 30 years, the poor monk has really gained nothing except to believe in this truth."
Damn, the Buddha asked Tang Sanzang to study women?
This made Qin Feng a little confused.Thinking of brother Yudi, brother Yudi, is really very kind.However, I just don't know what unique insights monks will have when they study women.
Qin Feng suppressed his inner curiosity, and asked: "I wonder if the Buddha told you to study women, do you have specific details?"
Hey, study voice, study clothing, study hair, study eyes and nose, or study teeth...
In short, there are many things that women can study, but Qin Feng just didn't know what Tang Seng wanted to study about women more than 30 years ago.The authorization of Tathagata Buddha will be unique compared to it.
"The Buddha taught me that it is a lifelong responsibility to help the world, get rid of troubles, and get rid of the sea of suffering. The poor monk said goodbye to his daughter, the king, and said that he should be a vegetarian. I beg the king to give the two buns on his chest to the poor monk."
Tang Seng sent a message to Qin Feng solemnly:
"Later, the Buddha had a sudden enlightenment. I was rewarded and I understood that the buns on women's chests were created by nature. So, the Buddha taught me to study what kind of stuffing the buns on women's chests are made of. There are sauerkraut stuffing, cabbage stuffing, Carrot traps and so on, now anything can be used as stuffing. But what kind of traps are the buns on women's chests, the poor monk is really helpless and helpless."
Bloody.
With a snap, Qin Feng dropped the phone on the bed.Lin Huanxi looked at Qin Feng and laughed, and said guardedly: "You men, it's not like this."
"Sister. You have no breasts, don't be defensive."
Unexpectedly, the Tathagata Buddha was so persistent in his pursuit of truth.However, Qin Feng should be able to easily help Tang Seng answer this question.Enduring the stomachache, Qin Feng replied:
"My master understands what the master said."
Qin Feng is also playing tricks.Since you have studied for 10 years and want to know the answer, you have to help me get back Jigong's marriage line, "My great apprentice really did not lie. Tianzun, if you can give me some advice for the poor monk, then the Buddha will live on Jigong." The marriage line, the poor monk will definitely take it back."
"Good talk, good talk."
"I don't know—"
"Oh. It's very simple. In fact, it's sunken in milk." Qin Feng said with a chuckle.
What a genius.
Qin Feng could think of such an answer.Lin Huanxi, who was on the side, was confused when he saw Qin Feng's answer, "Why is the milk stuck? Isn't this person made of blood, meat, and bones?"
"You'll find out later."
This knowledge is actually not a show off by Qin Feng.It is clearly introduced in the junior high school biology textbook.
Tang Seng got the answer, and hurriedly flashed a Sanskrit Buddhist recitation in his mind, and suddenly found that the answer was correct. Suddenly, he replied excitedly to Qin Feng: "Thank you for your guidance. The Buddha said, the answer is correct. Please I'll go back to Heaven and explain it in detail."
"In this case, then you go."
"But Tianzun, how should I explain it. In addition to blood and flesh, the body also has bones. When will there be milk?"
"It's simple..."
Considering the following content, it is not very suitable for a girl with an underage IQ like Lin Huanxi, so Qin Feng directly blocked all the content.After sending it to Tang Seng, Qin Feng discovered that biology in junior high school is really worthless.
"Smelly Qin Feng, what did you send to Tang Seng. You didn't even show it to me—"
As Lin Huanxi spoke, his heart rubbed against the back of Qin Feng's neck, and his temperature rose violently. Qin Feng glanced back, "No way. You saw the content just now."
"Who saw it?"
"I didn't see, how did you become like this?"
"I……"
Lin Huanxi found that it is meaningless to argue redundantly.She lowered her head, and replied shyly, "Hmph. Open the Xuan Mingzhu for me, I want to go in, and ignore you. Big villain."
Ouyang family.
The huge courtyard looks foggy from the outside, as if it hasn't left in the morning.Walking inside, the endless darkness is like ink congealing, and the edges and corners of the house cannot be seen clearly from three meters away.Even the walls are blended with black.
In the center of the family mansion, a large hall stood tall. Apart from the huge golden pillars, a faint flash of light could be seen faintly in the distance, and the rest was endless darkness.
"Tang Seng is leaving Daughter Country?"
At the end of the darkness is also the end of the palace.A luminous pearl on the man's desk is like a hedgehog propping up a small space in the darkness.Nianhua and the sleeping man were standing by his side.
As for how many people are still in the palace, it is unclear.
In short, the breathing heard is very dense.
"The news is not wrong. Master, I suspect that Shakyamuni wanted to make unnecessary resistance. What do you think?" Nianhua asked respectfully at the man with thick eyebrows and ears covered in golden light at the end.
The man didn't even move his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "You go to the daughter country, interrogate his research progress, and cut the weeds."
"Master. I—"
The man beside Nianhua said three words in a pleading tone.The man with thick eyebrows and big ears waved his hand and said, "Baishan. You stay. I realize that something is going to happen recently. When the time comes, you will go out again."
"But--"
"What's the matter. Without my old lady, you can't live. Hmph. There are thousands of women in this world, none of which can satisfy you. Don't talk about it. When my sister comes back, I will have a nourishing day with you."
"Nianhua, be careful."
(End of this chapter)
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