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Chapter 950 Is it so funny?
Chapter 950 Is it so funny?
Huanyin Emperor Zun, Huan Tianqing, An Wuya, and the four of them had already started to fight one by one while Ao Bing drank it.
It's just that everyone's realm is different, and the race is also different.
Each person's Dao foundation and origin naturally have different degrees of improvement. These are indeed inherent benefits, not as immediate as a breakthrough in cultivation.
But Yun Chen overlooked one of the biggest problems, not everyone is like him, the old way of seeking death, or Ao Bing, who tastes all the good wines in the world.
The four people in the arena, except An Wuya who can barely stand, Emperor Huanyin, Huan Tianqing, and the wife are all drunk, and the wife is so drunk that she is unconscious.
Although Emperor Huanyin was sane, his body simply couldn't resist the majestic medicinal power.
Originally a peerless hot girl@, her demeanor was even better than that of Huan Xing Dizun, but now she was in a half-drunk and half-awake state, adding a bit of infinite charm out of thin air.
The noodles are like flowers, and every frown and smile is even more touching...
Even if Ao Bing just glanced at it, he almost snatched his soul away. Originally, dragons are born to be extravagant and dissolute, so they couldn't resist this kind of temptation.
Usually, I dare not look directly at Emperor Huanyin, but now it is even worse.
"Ao Bing...what are you looking at..."
"Put your thief eyes away, be careful that your aunt digs out your eyeballs."
"Brother Tianchen, my sister is too strong to drink, can you come and help me?"
The Huanyin Emperor exhaled like blue, half-covered, in the confusion, unconsciously released the charm...
"Young master, the opportunity has come, hurry up!"
"Eldest sister is the number one beauty in our first-line sky, such an opportunity is rare."
"Young master, don't miss this opportunity, time will never come again!"
"Don't you see that the eldest sister has a crush on you?"
Ao Bing's heart trembled, and he turned to look at Yunchen with a cheap smile. This is a rare opportunity. The beauties of the Tianhu clan and the beauties of the Shura clan are well-known in the world.
However, the women of the Tianhu tribe, especially the peerless beauties like Emperor Huanyin, could not be found even with a lantern.
Not to mention young people with fresh blood, even monks with Taoism and eminent monks, if they see the appearance of Emperor Huanyin like this, they would rather give up their whole body of Taoism, and enjoy the joy of fish and water.
"Yes, Emperor Huanyin, please spare me!"
"You look like this, I can't bear it personally, don't force me."
"No way, we are people with wives, so we can't do things that are sorry for my wife."
"Emperor Huanyin, stop pretending to me."
"Don't test my patience. Others can't bear such a small amount of alcohol, but you can definitely bear it."
"So, stop playing with me, okay?"
"I don't want to be hunted down by Miss Huanxing in the future."
Yun Chen shrugged his shoulders slightly. He has been with the Tianhu clan for thousands of years, and he knows better than anyone else the routines of the beauties of the Tianhu clan.
Especially peerless beauties like the Huanxing Emperor Zun, if you can't resist the temptation, just wait to be squeezed dry!
Girls are very beautiful, but these girls are roses with thorns.
No, they are all deadly poppies.
"Hmph! What a boring, incomprehensible brat."
"Rotten wood, what a piece of rotten wood."
"Beasts are better!"
Huanyin Emperor Zun regained his sanity and regained his sanity, without the slightest charm from before, he glared at Yun Chen fiercely, and then disappeared.
"Hahaha! Young master, no, let me laugh for a while."
"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it!"
"My lord, you actually have times when you are cowardly! You don't even take such a good opportunity."
"It seems that you are also fearful, son!"
"Beasts are better!"
Ao Bing's face was blushing, but he couldn't hold it back in the end, and laughed three times on the spot, which seemed particularly hearty.
Especially elder sister's sentence that a beast is not as good as it is, but it explains everything.
There are times when the son is cowardly!
This thing can be laughed at for 100 years!
"Senior Ao, isn't it funny?"
"Is it so funny?"
"I happen to be developing a new wine recently, and I need Jiaolong root as the main material."
"Nowadays, the dragons of the heavens are not visible, and it is very difficult to find dragons."
"Senior Ao, we are all our own people, so I will borrow your dragon root."
Yun Chen was gearing up, looked at Ao Bing with a half-smile, and approached Ao Bing step by step.
If this matter got out today, he would be laughed to death for the rest of his life.
Unhealthy tendencies cannot grow and must be suppressed.
It must be suppressed and must not be raised.
"Gong... son..."
"You won't come for real! No...no...this is absolutely impossible."
"Young master, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I will take my leave first."
When Ao Bing saw Yun Chen's almost murderous eyes, he just felt his body tense, the laughter came in a flash, and his figure disappeared in a flash.
It's too cruel, and it's also too dangerous...
So scary, so scary!You must not make such jokes with the young master in the future.
But what if it's really funny?
"For you to run fast!"
"Senior An, brother Huan... do you want to laugh too?"
"Come on, let me try laughing!"
"Don't worry, I promise not to kill you."
Yun Chen turned his head to look at Huan Tianqing and An Wuya, who had extremely red faces, and turned to smile, with murderous intent in their eyes, as if you all smiled and showed me.
"Brother Tianchen, I, I still have something to do...Leave me!"
"Little friend, I suddenly remembered that there is an urgent matter..."
Huan Tianqing and An Wuya quickly fled away, but a burst of laughter followed.
I really don't want to laugh, but it just happens to be very funny, okay?
Seeing that Sister Huanyin is bohemian, she is by no means the kind of person she imagined.
It is already a precedent for her to make a voice on her own initiative. I don't know how many people in Yixiantian have the idea of playing the Huanyin Emperor Zun, and there are many suitors of powerful races among them.
Some people are even willing to be face-to-face, just to be able to kiss Fangze.
But all of them were rejected by Emperor Huanyin, and now under the eyes of everyone, they were rejected by Yun Chen...
"An Wuya, Huan Tianqing, you two bastards!"
"I'll remember this beating for you first."
"I'm keeping myself clean. We are gentlemen, and we must never do anything to offend my wife."
"Yes, that's it!"
Yun Chen wanted to cry, but the prestige he had finally built up was in vain.
Needless to say, within three days, it will spread throughout the sky.
It must be cleaned up severely, and it must not be tolerated.
"Ha! Hehe!"
"Just now you insulted the old Taoist me with righteous words. I didn't think you were just a coward."
"Huan Yin took the initiative to invite, an opportunity that no one can ask for."
"You kid is actually cowardly, and you are so outstanding."
"Eyes-opening, eye-opening!"
The Taoist seeking death is in an extremely happy mood now, nothing can be more satisfying than seeing this kid deflated.
In the field of real knives and real guns, you are just a coward!
There are really such rotten trees in this world, who are indifferent to the temptation of the Tianhu clan.
Interesting, really interesting!
I have to say that this kid's determination is extraordinary...
"Old Niubi, you can laugh if you want! Anyway, I can't do anything to you."
"But you remember, I am very vengeful."
"Sooner or later, I will let you pay back your capital with interest."
"My wives are all peerless, and they are all supreme talents who are unique in a million."
"How can a mere vulgar fan mess up my mind."
"It's impossible to tempt me, even the Goddess Mie Tian Dao is still a little bit short."
Yun Chen can only comfort himself now, in past and present lives, including the previous nine lives, is there a lack of beautiful women around him?
Indeed, there is no shortage!
But he just doesn't understand these things, and he is only interested in martial arts.
Think about the previous and present lives, Emperor Jinghong, Emperor Huanxing, which one is not famous.
But he never had such thoughts.
For him in his previous life, women's affairs were the most troublesome. Once he got infected, he would cut them off constantly and make things messy.
But in this short period of time in this life, he has already met four true loves.
All of this is just random, and there is no deliberate force.
But being able to meet a few of them is already a blessing in more than ten lifetimes, and you should spend your whole life protecting them.
"Stinky boy, the old man doesn't have so much free time to laugh at you."
"Boy, did you really brew the wine you just made yourself?"
"You have a lot of stock in your hand! How about I discuss it with you, old man?"
"How about I exchange the 1-year-old Luna Brew with you?"
"I can even tell you about a peerless wine recipe that has disappeared for an era."
"I use this to exchange with you the prescription of Jiutian Wenxian Niang in your hand."
The eyeballs of the old Taoist seeking death rolled up, so he was trying so hard to cheat the wine from Yun Chen's hands.
Others couldn't tell what kind of state they were in after drinking just now, but couldn't he, the Great Upanishad Master, not see it?
Strengthen your body, improve your Dao foundation, and change your origin.
Seemingly simple three functions, but don't forget that these people are all holy kings, and even middle-level emperors.
Their foundation and origin have long been solidified.
The limitations of race and talent predestined them to reach that point. Among these few people, only Huanyin Emperor Zun could become a great emperor.
Ao Bing, Huan Tianqing, An Wuya, the limit is the middle-level Emperor Zun, which is not bad.
But now that the foundation has been upgraded for the second time, and the origin has been changed, as long as there is no accident, within 3000 years, several of them will be properly emperors.
The system before the three ancient epochs is not suitable for them, but it is definitely not a delusion to become a true immortal.
This kid shocked him time and time again. The methods he mastered and the things he produced were really unimaginable to the extreme, and his whole body was full of mysteries.
If this wine can fall into his hands, it can definitely be reproduced with the resources of the Holy Court.
Even if it is less effective, it is definitely in short supply.
I'm afraid this kid himself didn't notice, what does the birth of this wine represent?
Regardless of talent, regardless of race, there is no restriction, everyone can take it, this is a kind of spiritual wine common to all races.
This misty mountain is more or less stuck in the holy king, quasi-emperor, and even junior and middle-level emperors.
If he possesses this wine, he will definitely make the power of the seven bandits go one step further.
"Old Niubi, don't even think about it."
"I know what you want to do? I also understand your purpose."
"If you don't want to get into trouble because of this, or be taken over by others, you can give it a try."
"Not to mention that this wine can be brewed, as long as it is spread, your seven bandits will surely become history."
"Holy King, Quasi-Emperor, Emperor Zun, the second promotion of the Dao Foundation and the Origin, what exactly does this represent? I believe you don't understand it!"
"Every man is innocent, but he is guilty!"
"For the sake of the senior sages, I took out this wine to help them."
"Because I went to teach reincarnation to try out, it is impossible for me to show my current cultivation and combat power."
"At most, it is the peak of the king, and the limit is only to fight with the supreme king."
"Besides, didn't you just say that?"
"If you want something, you need a life."
"Isn't your attitude quite arrogant? Why did you turn around and beg me again?"
"Old Niubi, you are so shameless, I feel ashamed for you."
"Whether you want wine or not, you want life."
"What's the matter with love!"
Yun Chen took a deep look at the old Taoist seeking death, and directly raised his wife, and his figure disappeared in an instant.
"..."
Looking at the disappearing cloud dust, the old Daoist seeking death was completely speechless, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
(End of this chapter)
Huanyin Emperor Zun, Huan Tianqing, An Wuya, and the four of them had already started to fight one by one while Ao Bing drank it.
It's just that everyone's realm is different, and the race is also different.
Each person's Dao foundation and origin naturally have different degrees of improvement. These are indeed inherent benefits, not as immediate as a breakthrough in cultivation.
But Yun Chen overlooked one of the biggest problems, not everyone is like him, the old way of seeking death, or Ao Bing, who tastes all the good wines in the world.
The four people in the arena, except An Wuya who can barely stand, Emperor Huanyin, Huan Tianqing, and the wife are all drunk, and the wife is so drunk that she is unconscious.
Although Emperor Huanyin was sane, his body simply couldn't resist the majestic medicinal power.
Originally a peerless hot girl@, her demeanor was even better than that of Huan Xing Dizun, but now she was in a half-drunk and half-awake state, adding a bit of infinite charm out of thin air.
The noodles are like flowers, and every frown and smile is even more touching...
Even if Ao Bing just glanced at it, he almost snatched his soul away. Originally, dragons are born to be extravagant and dissolute, so they couldn't resist this kind of temptation.
Usually, I dare not look directly at Emperor Huanyin, but now it is even worse.
"Ao Bing...what are you looking at..."
"Put your thief eyes away, be careful that your aunt digs out your eyeballs."
"Brother Tianchen, my sister is too strong to drink, can you come and help me?"
The Huanyin Emperor exhaled like blue, half-covered, in the confusion, unconsciously released the charm...
"Young master, the opportunity has come, hurry up!"
"Eldest sister is the number one beauty in our first-line sky, such an opportunity is rare."
"Young master, don't miss this opportunity, time will never come again!"
"Don't you see that the eldest sister has a crush on you?"
Ao Bing's heart trembled, and he turned to look at Yunchen with a cheap smile. This is a rare opportunity. The beauties of the Tianhu clan and the beauties of the Shura clan are well-known in the world.
However, the women of the Tianhu tribe, especially the peerless beauties like Emperor Huanyin, could not be found even with a lantern.
Not to mention young people with fresh blood, even monks with Taoism and eminent monks, if they see the appearance of Emperor Huanyin like this, they would rather give up their whole body of Taoism, and enjoy the joy of fish and water.
"Yes, Emperor Huanyin, please spare me!"
"You look like this, I can't bear it personally, don't force me."
"No way, we are people with wives, so we can't do things that are sorry for my wife."
"Emperor Huanyin, stop pretending to me."
"Don't test my patience. Others can't bear such a small amount of alcohol, but you can definitely bear it."
"So, stop playing with me, okay?"
"I don't want to be hunted down by Miss Huanxing in the future."
Yun Chen shrugged his shoulders slightly. He has been with the Tianhu clan for thousands of years, and he knows better than anyone else the routines of the beauties of the Tianhu clan.
Especially peerless beauties like the Huanxing Emperor Zun, if you can't resist the temptation, just wait to be squeezed dry!
Girls are very beautiful, but these girls are roses with thorns.
No, they are all deadly poppies.
"Hmph! What a boring, incomprehensible brat."
"Rotten wood, what a piece of rotten wood."
"Beasts are better!"
Huanyin Emperor Zun regained his sanity and regained his sanity, without the slightest charm from before, he glared at Yun Chen fiercely, and then disappeared.
"Hahaha! Young master, no, let me laugh for a while."
"I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it!"
"My lord, you actually have times when you are cowardly! You don't even take such a good opportunity."
"It seems that you are also fearful, son!"
"Beasts are better!"
Ao Bing's face was blushing, but he couldn't hold it back in the end, and laughed three times on the spot, which seemed particularly hearty.
Especially elder sister's sentence that a beast is not as good as it is, but it explains everything.
There are times when the son is cowardly!
This thing can be laughed at for 100 years!
"Senior Ao, isn't it funny?"
"Is it so funny?"
"I happen to be developing a new wine recently, and I need Jiaolong root as the main material."
"Nowadays, the dragons of the heavens are not visible, and it is very difficult to find dragons."
"Senior Ao, we are all our own people, so I will borrow your dragon root."
Yun Chen was gearing up, looked at Ao Bing with a half-smile, and approached Ao Bing step by step.
If this matter got out today, he would be laughed to death for the rest of his life.
Unhealthy tendencies cannot grow and must be suppressed.
It must be suppressed and must not be raised.
"Gong... son..."
"You won't come for real! No...no...this is absolutely impossible."
"Young master, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, so I will take my leave first."
When Ao Bing saw Yun Chen's almost murderous eyes, he just felt his body tense, the laughter came in a flash, and his figure disappeared in a flash.
It's too cruel, and it's also too dangerous...
So scary, so scary!You must not make such jokes with the young master in the future.
But what if it's really funny?
"For you to run fast!"
"Senior An, brother Huan... do you want to laugh too?"
"Come on, let me try laughing!"
"Don't worry, I promise not to kill you."
Yun Chen turned his head to look at Huan Tianqing and An Wuya, who had extremely red faces, and turned to smile, with murderous intent in their eyes, as if you all smiled and showed me.
"Brother Tianchen, I, I still have something to do...Leave me!"
"Little friend, I suddenly remembered that there is an urgent matter..."
Huan Tianqing and An Wuya quickly fled away, but a burst of laughter followed.
I really don't want to laugh, but it just happens to be very funny, okay?
Seeing that Sister Huanyin is bohemian, she is by no means the kind of person she imagined.
It is already a precedent for her to make a voice on her own initiative. I don't know how many people in Yixiantian have the idea of playing the Huanyin Emperor Zun, and there are many suitors of powerful races among them.
Some people are even willing to be face-to-face, just to be able to kiss Fangze.
But all of them were rejected by Emperor Huanyin, and now under the eyes of everyone, they were rejected by Yun Chen...
"An Wuya, Huan Tianqing, you two bastards!"
"I'll remember this beating for you first."
"I'm keeping myself clean. We are gentlemen, and we must never do anything to offend my wife."
"Yes, that's it!"
Yun Chen wanted to cry, but the prestige he had finally built up was in vain.
Needless to say, within three days, it will spread throughout the sky.
It must be cleaned up severely, and it must not be tolerated.
"Ha! Hehe!"
"Just now you insulted the old Taoist me with righteous words. I didn't think you were just a coward."
"Huan Yin took the initiative to invite, an opportunity that no one can ask for."
"You kid is actually cowardly, and you are so outstanding."
"Eyes-opening, eye-opening!"
The Taoist seeking death is in an extremely happy mood now, nothing can be more satisfying than seeing this kid deflated.
In the field of real knives and real guns, you are just a coward!
There are really such rotten trees in this world, who are indifferent to the temptation of the Tianhu clan.
Interesting, really interesting!
I have to say that this kid's determination is extraordinary...
"Old Niubi, you can laugh if you want! Anyway, I can't do anything to you."
"But you remember, I am very vengeful."
"Sooner or later, I will let you pay back your capital with interest."
"My wives are all peerless, and they are all supreme talents who are unique in a million."
"How can a mere vulgar fan mess up my mind."
"It's impossible to tempt me, even the Goddess Mie Tian Dao is still a little bit short."
Yun Chen can only comfort himself now, in past and present lives, including the previous nine lives, is there a lack of beautiful women around him?
Indeed, there is no shortage!
But he just doesn't understand these things, and he is only interested in martial arts.
Think about the previous and present lives, Emperor Jinghong, Emperor Huanxing, which one is not famous.
But he never had such thoughts.
For him in his previous life, women's affairs were the most troublesome. Once he got infected, he would cut them off constantly and make things messy.
But in this short period of time in this life, he has already met four true loves.
All of this is just random, and there is no deliberate force.
But being able to meet a few of them is already a blessing in more than ten lifetimes, and you should spend your whole life protecting them.
"Stinky boy, the old man doesn't have so much free time to laugh at you."
"Boy, did you really brew the wine you just made yourself?"
"You have a lot of stock in your hand! How about I discuss it with you, old man?"
"How about I exchange the 1-year-old Luna Brew with you?"
"I can even tell you about a peerless wine recipe that has disappeared for an era."
"I use this to exchange with you the prescription of Jiutian Wenxian Niang in your hand."
The eyeballs of the old Taoist seeking death rolled up, so he was trying so hard to cheat the wine from Yun Chen's hands.
Others couldn't tell what kind of state they were in after drinking just now, but couldn't he, the Great Upanishad Master, not see it?
Strengthen your body, improve your Dao foundation, and change your origin.
Seemingly simple three functions, but don't forget that these people are all holy kings, and even middle-level emperors.
Their foundation and origin have long been solidified.
The limitations of race and talent predestined them to reach that point. Among these few people, only Huanyin Emperor Zun could become a great emperor.
Ao Bing, Huan Tianqing, An Wuya, the limit is the middle-level Emperor Zun, which is not bad.
But now that the foundation has been upgraded for the second time, and the origin has been changed, as long as there is no accident, within 3000 years, several of them will be properly emperors.
The system before the three ancient epochs is not suitable for them, but it is definitely not a delusion to become a true immortal.
This kid shocked him time and time again. The methods he mastered and the things he produced were really unimaginable to the extreme, and his whole body was full of mysteries.
If this wine can fall into his hands, it can definitely be reproduced with the resources of the Holy Court.
Even if it is less effective, it is definitely in short supply.
I'm afraid this kid himself didn't notice, what does the birth of this wine represent?
Regardless of talent, regardless of race, there is no restriction, everyone can take it, this is a kind of spiritual wine common to all races.
This misty mountain is more or less stuck in the holy king, quasi-emperor, and even junior and middle-level emperors.
If he possesses this wine, he will definitely make the power of the seven bandits go one step further.
"Old Niubi, don't even think about it."
"I know what you want to do? I also understand your purpose."
"If you don't want to get into trouble because of this, or be taken over by others, you can give it a try."
"Not to mention that this wine can be brewed, as long as it is spread, your seven bandits will surely become history."
"Holy King, Quasi-Emperor, Emperor Zun, the second promotion of the Dao Foundation and the Origin, what exactly does this represent? I believe you don't understand it!"
"Every man is innocent, but he is guilty!"
"For the sake of the senior sages, I took out this wine to help them."
"Because I went to teach reincarnation to try out, it is impossible for me to show my current cultivation and combat power."
"At most, it is the peak of the king, and the limit is only to fight with the supreme king."
"Besides, didn't you just say that?"
"If you want something, you need a life."
"Isn't your attitude quite arrogant? Why did you turn around and beg me again?"
"Old Niubi, you are so shameless, I feel ashamed for you."
"Whether you want wine or not, you want life."
"What's the matter with love!"
Yun Chen took a deep look at the old Taoist seeking death, and directly raised his wife, and his figure disappeared in an instant.
"..."
Looking at the disappearing cloud dust, the old Daoist seeking death was completely speechless, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!
(End of this chapter)
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