Small peasant girl is born with divine power

Chapter 167 Who farts?

Michong Liuzi went to see the puppy after breakfast, and found that the puppy's eyes were better, but that eye must be broken.

This was what Liu Yezi had taken a fancy to at the beginning, because she thought the puppy's eyes looked rather cold, but she didn't expect it to be a one-eyed dragon now.

Liu Yezi: "In this case, let's call you Cyclops, oh, poor little one, I will make you fat and fat from now on."

The fatter puppy next to him beeped twice and rolled over.

Liu Yezi couldn't help smiling: "You might as well call yourself Fat Pig... Well, forget it, that's a bad name." It reminded her of that damn little fat man.

"I'll get you another one, and I'll call you Second Senior Brother, as fat as a pig."

After teasing the dogs, Liu Yezi did not forget to tell the family the names of the two puppies.

Liu Erlang nodded: "This name is well chosen."

Liu Dalang: "Eldest sister farts, you think it's delicious."

Liu Erlang snorted coldly: "Eldest sister's farts are even more fragrant than yours."

"Who said that farts stink!"

Zhang Xiaoya laughed, and interjected: "People say loud farts don't stink, and stinky farts don't make loud noises. Erlang, do you think your eldest sister is a stinky fart or a loud fart?"

Liu Erlang was momentarily at a loss for words, and fell into the pit dug by his own mother.

Liu Yezi looked at them coldly.

Zhang Xiaoya: "Look at me, this is what Erlang said."

Liu Yezi: "I don't know what farts are loud or not, but I know that your serial farts are smelly and loud."

Zhang Xiaoya's face darkened, and the others beside her couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Fang was the happiest: "You lazy woman, keep talking, isn't your mouth so powerful, you should be cured now."

Liu Erlang looked at Liu Yezi with adoring eyes as always, look, his eldest sister is so powerful, even his mother can't beat her.

Not only can't say, but it seems that you can't beat.

Zhang Xiaoya got angry: "Xiaoxiaoxiao, you guys are laughing as if you are not farting, big brother, don't laugh at second brother."

After Liu Dahu laughed, he suddenly felt touched.

"Oh... I don't know, my eldest brother is still here."

The Liu family was silent for a while.

Zhang Xiaoya pursed her mouth: "If she is still here, 11 years have passed without even a letter. I think the appointment is no longer here. Otherwise, she will make a fortune, but she won't go home and recognize us."

Fang couldn't help giving Zhang Xiaoya a bad mouthful.

"What do you know, my big cow is the most filial, how could he not recognize his family."

Zhang Xiaoya walked to the chair with her hips crossed and lay down, said leisurely: "This man just doesn't like to listen to the truth. Anyway, it's been so many years, isn't it like this? There's nothing to read."

Fang and Liu Xiaohua glanced at each other, feeling confident, and said, "I won't say anything about Da Niu, but Da Hua, this year's Chinese New Year, I have to ask her to come and pay New Year's greetings."

"What?"

Zhang Xiaoya was stunned, and then realized that she was not very interested: "I know that when the family is poor, no one comes to the door. For the sake of barely counting as a family, I will show her a good face when the time comes."

Fang was very angry, and snorted coldly: "If you dare to show her a bad face, then I won't tear you apart."

Liu Dahu looked at his mother so hard, because of his eldest sister, and felt very uncomfortable for a while. When he recalled what happened back then, his heart ached once.

After so many years, now he thought he was a little numb, but when he mentioned it, his mind came back to the face of the thin, but beautiful smiling elder sister who took care of him since childhood.

Liu Yezi met Liu Dahu's eyes and understood in her heart.

"Since we haven't seen each other for so many years, if you want to invite people to come to pay New Year's greetings, you must say something. Do you know where you live?"

Liu Dahu hurriedly said: "I know, I know the way."

Fang's looked at Liu Yezi expectantly, Liu Yezi said: "Then second uncle, you go with grandma."

Liu Lao Er was still in the latrine, but when he came out, he heard this conversation and ran out quickly.

"I'm going too, I'm going too."

Liu Yezi couldn't help but smiled: "Go if you want to go."

Fang looked at Liu Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, do you want to go?"

Liu Xiaohua shook her head: "Ye Zi is too busy at home alone, so I won't go."

Fang was a little regretful, and said again: "It's okay, don't worry, anyway, you can see it during the Chinese New Year."

Seeing the expectant appearance of these people, Liu Yezi couldn't help laughing: "Since you're going, let's go now. By the way, there's still some meat and snacks at home. I haven't seen each other for so long. Bring something with you." go."

Fang's face was full of joy, as were Liu Dahu and Liu Erer. The three of them took things together and prepared to go to Liu Dahua's house.

Fang Shi was even willing to grab a big rooster and a fat duck, carrying one in each hand, without crying tired.

Zhang Xiaoya was so angry, her nose was not her nose, and her eyes were not her eyes.

"I said, just look at it, why don't you move the whole family there, there are chickens and ducks, my pig is not slaughtered, do you want to send my pig too?"

Fang turned a deaf ear, she was too lazy to quarrel with Zhang Xiaoya at this time.

Zhang Xiaoya lay on the chair and began to complain, and put down the harsh words: "If I have no chicken to eat during confinement, let's see who will be hungry!"

Fang's: "Okay, I left the chicken for you. When did I treat my daughter-in-law in confinement?"

Under Zhang Xiaoya's scrutiny, the three of them went out with a lot of things.

Before going out, Liu Yezi glanced at Liu Dahu: "Do you want money?"

Zhang Xiaoya was angry: "Give me back the money?? What kind of aunt, so precious??"

Liu Dahu quickly waved his hands: "No, no." He had saved his own money.

As soon as the three of them left, Zhang Xiaoya took out the most expensive pastry that Liu Yezi had ever bought from the house, and said while eating, "Fortunately, my old lady has a heart, otherwise all of you people will have to eat it." Take it and give it away.”

Liu Yezi: "...you eat slowly, this was originally bought for you, no one will snatch it from you."

Zhang Xiaoya: "Hmph, I'm so mad, my son is going to turn over with anger."

Liu Yezi: "Don't you want a daughter?"

Zhang Xiaoya was stunned for a moment, then said again: "It's easy to say, everyone in the family is a kid."

Liu Yezi: "If this baby is a girl, I'll make her a dress myself."

"Then what if it's a boy?" Zhang Xiaoya couldn't help asking.

"Boy?? Throw it away." Liu Yezi said.

"I feel the same way."

Seeing Zhang Xiaoya's reaction, Liu Yezi couldn't help but add: "I'm just kidding, if you really dare to throw it away, I'll throw you too."

Zhang Xiaoya was concerned, but she kept moving her mouth, while defending: "That must not be the case, after all, I gave birth to it myself."

(End of this chapter)