I'm crazy when I meet you

Chapter 16 The Unified Marriage Rejection Alliance ([-])

Xiao Qing passed Shen Junze's verification message, checked the information, and found that this person used the penguin avatar that came with the system, and there was no word in his personal signature, and the space was even more barren, such as farms, ranches, etc. The game has not been opened at all, and looking at his level... a poor little star.

Well, it turned out to be a new account not long ago. Xiao Qing thought that with his rascal character, he must often molested girls on the Internet, and the necessary contact tools such as QQ would definitely be gorgeous.

Maybe it's just his "trumpet"?
Xiao Qing was wondering when a message popped up in the lower right corner.

"exist?"

"I really want to say I'm not here." Xiao Qing rolled her eyes and said, "Is there anything you can do for me?"

"You don't have anyone you really like right now?"

"I like Jesen very much, don't you know that?"

"You're just acting, aren't you?"

Xiao Qing's back turned cold, and that strange discomfort reappeared. She always felt that the tone of the person she was talking to was very calm, and there was even an awkward feeling that all her tricks had been seen through by the other party...

"Shen Junze, what exactly do you want to say?" Xiao Qing was a little puzzled.

"Our marriage has been publicized, and it cannot be dealt with by a simple explanation. Now there are two options. First, we are all against our family and against this marriage, regardless of the chaos outside."

"Second, temporarily compromise and fake marriage to reassure both parents. I promise, you can continue to do what you like after marriage. I will never interfere with your life."

"If there are any additional conditions, you can say, I will try my best to meet them."

Looking at the negotiation conditions he listed one by one, Xiao Qing was silent for a moment, her fingers flew quickly on the keyboard, and typed a long paragraph to him——

"You think getting married is acting? Do you think I'm an actor who will obediently accompany you to act when you pay your salary? Let me tell you, Shen Junze, I, Xiao Qing, are not so easy to bully! Don't put on a negotiating posture to scare me , I don’t like this! Also, don’t think that you can change your hooligan nature by pretending to be serious!”

"..." A series of ellipses were typed over there to express speechlessness.

Xiao Qing was full of momentum, and added another sentence: "If you talk about such nonsense again, I will drag you into the blacklist, do you believe it or not?!"

There was silence there.

Xiao Qing casually picked up a bottle of drink on the table, opened the lid and drank it slowly, waited for a long time, but there was no reply from the other party, Xiao Qing finally breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled triumphantly at the chat window .

Pretending to be a shrew is actually very simple. It seems that this trick is quite effective for him, and he can try to carry it forward in the future.

In the study of the Shen family, Shen Jun was frowning at the computer, while the younger brother beside him was leaning forward and backward with a smile.

"Hahaha, brother, you have your day too! It seems that you are not good at coaxing women. My future sister-in-law really has a personality, she is really a ferocious tigress! Guess, did she block you? "

"Shut up." Shen Jun glanced at him with a cold face, turned around, looked at the line of bright characters and a series of exclamation points sent by Xiao Qing in the dialogue window, and suddenly felt...a splitting headache.

The so-called catastrophe must have come specifically to subdue him. Facing the angry Xiao Qing, he really didn't know how to deal with it.There are two kinds of creatures he least wants to face: one is a weeping woman, and the other is a roaring woman.

Obviously, the current Xiao Qing has entered into a frenzied state that is difficult to deal with, and the astonishing exclamation mark after each sentence makes Shen Jun's scalp tingle.Shen Jun considered for a while, and finally made a wise choice: close the dialogue window and keep silent.

Xiao Qing had just finished half of her drink when another message popped up in the lower right corner. Looking at the perverted skull head, she knew it was from Qi Juan.

"I forgot to tell you, I'm coming to New York in three days, and I'll come to see you." The tone was very calm, as if she had traveled halfway around the world to New York, as simple as visiting the next door.

Xiao Qing sprayed all the water on the computer screen with a "poof", pressed her chest and coughed desperately a few times, and then she regained her breath.

Tearing off a paper towel and wiping the screen that was stained by the drink, Xiao Qing typed a line in the dialogue window: "It's great that you come to New York at this time. Solved it."

"That goes without saying, sister, of course I will support you and settle him easily."

"Then I'll thank you first." Xiao Qing suddenly thought of the important point, and hurriedly asked, "By the way, what are you doing in New York this time? Aren't you still an intern in a law firm?"

"Oh, my internship period is over, I passed the assessment a while ago, and I will stay in Times to work in the future. This time, there is an opportunity to study abroad, so I will be sent there." Qi Juan paused, then said, "Originally This opportunity is your brother's, but Senior Xiao Fan is very generous and gave it to me, a newcomer."

Xiao Qing laughed and said excitedly: "Hey, I knew it, my brother has always been very generous! From now on, you can hang out with him, you will definitely succeed!"

"Your brother is not as good as you, what are you so proud of..."

"They're all surnamed Xiao, it's okay~"

"..." Xiao Qing was still complacent, but Qi Juan on the other end couldn't help but sneer: They both have the surname Xiao, why is there such a big difference.

Three days later, Xiao Qing asked Shen Junze to meet again.

According to her and Qi Juan's plan, this time she must use a "fatal blow" to smash Shen Junze's last line of defense.The ultimate strategy was the "Lily Strategy" proposed by Qi Juan before Xiao Qing got on the plane.

It just so happened that Qi Juan came to New York on a business trip. After thinking about it, Xiao Qing always felt that this method was very feasible.

So, that evening, Xiao Qing sent another text message to Shen Junze's cell phone.

"It was a pleasure to have dinner with you last time. How about I invite you to try Sichuan cuisine tonight?"

Shen Jun glanced at the text message and forwarded it to his younger brother.

Soon, the door of the bedroom was knocked open, and Shen Junjie stood at the door with an expression of wanting to cry, "Brother, I really don't want to go. Maybe she has some new tricks to stimulate me, let's have a meal with her." One meal, I will lose ten years of my life." After a pause, he looked in the mirror sadly and said, "Did you see, my hair stood on end because of her thunder."

Shen Jun turned his head and looked at him sympathetically, "Persist a little longer."

"I said, how do you want to solve this matter? Don't procrastinate, okay? It's such a big deal, and many of my classmates know it, saying, 'Your brother is so lucky, there is a girl who doesn't care about him. Chasing thousands of miles to New York''Across half the world, two years of infatuated waiting, the love story between Xiao Qing and Shen Junze really makes people cry!', you know, I want to slap myself when I hear it. I knew At that time, I didn’t go to watch the excitement, and got involved in your rotten script! You put yourself in it, and dragged me into the water?!”

The corners of Shen Junze's mouth froze, and he shrugged helplessly, "I didn't expect this. I can only say that your friend's gratitude is too destructive. If the actor you hired at that time was not him, everything after that It won’t happen. So, you’re responsible if things go wrong.”

Shen Junjie was startled, and his shoulders slumped in frustration, "Hey, I was mistaken too, but he and Xiao Qing are childhood sweethearts." Speaking of this, Shen Junjie wished to wipe his neck with a knife. It can be said that the performance plan of the two brothers was seamless , all thanks to the bastard for messing it up.Not only screwed up, but also pushed them to the abyss of destruction.

Shen Jun frowned and said: "Now there is no way to clean up the mess, we can only make a fake show. The key is to get Xiao Qing to agree to this marriage."

Shen Junjie rolled his eyes, "If she knows that you are Shen Junze himself, it will be strange if she doesn't kill you, maybe she can kill me, a fake. How could she agree to marry you? She is not stupid."

Shen Jun glanced at the series of data on the computer screen, smiled slightly, and said meaningfully: "Perhaps, she will agree."

Looking at his brother's calm expression with the prey in hand, Shen Junjie suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

Two days ago, Xiao Qing was so frightened that he kept silently mourning for his brother, but now he wants to change direction and mourn for his future sister-in-law, right?
At 06:30 in the evening, Shen Junjie arrived at the Sichuan restaurant Xiao Qing mentioned on time.

Different from his elder brother who often returns to China for business reasons, Shen Junjie has been living in New York since he was ten years old. Although he often pays attention to domestic news, he has long been accustomed to Western food in terms of diet. Xiao Qing had diarrhea for two days after eating a big seafood meal, this time when she entered the Sichuan restaurant, Shen Junjie had the urge to cry.

Xiao Qing looked excited, she held the menu with bright eyes, and happily ordered the dishes
"A plate of boiled fish, a plate of Maoxuewang, another plate of mapo tofu, um... and... husband and wife lung slices, chicken feet with pickled peppers, and spicy chicken feet... six dishes, almost." Xiao Qing ordered the dishes familiarly, put down the menu with a smile, glanced at Shen Junjie, then turned to the waiter and said, "By the way, do you have hot and sour noodles here?"

The corner of Shen Junjie's mouth couldn't help twitching.

"Uh... Yes." The corner of the waiter's mouth was also a little stiff.Two people, six dishes, ahem... She really has a cute appearance like a rabbit, and a tough appetite like a pig.

Xiao Qing said happily: "Great, I like hot and sour noodles the most. I want...two bowls. Well, one bowl for each person, it will be the staple food."

"Okay." The waiter smiled and walked away.It turns out that hot and sour noodles are the staple food, and those six dishes are just side dishes.If every girl had enough food for two pigs like her, the restaurant would be overwhelmed.

Shen Junjie opened his eyes and looked at the bright red vegetable soups on the menu due to the large amount of chili, especially the blood-red Maoxuewang... Before he ate it, his stomach started to hurt, hey...

This restaurant was newly opened, and there were not many customers. Soon, the dishes Xiao Qing ordered were served one after another.

Shen Junjie looked at the dishes on the table, peppers, peppers, peppers everywhere... Finally, he saw a chicken feet with pickled peppers that were not so blood red, and damn green peppers...

Shen Junjie held the chopsticks, his brows furrowed into a ball.

Seeing his distorted expression, Xiao Qing snickered from the bottom of her heart, but she pretended to be concerned, and said softly: "What's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?"

"No...it's nothing, it's just that I don't have a very good appetite." Shen Junjie touched his nose and forced a smile, "You came to me, not just for eating, right? If you have something to say, just say it." After finishing speaking, he said I can run away, I really don't want to have this "chili feast" with my future sister-in-law.

Xiao Qing nodded, and said seriously: "I came to you today because I want to tell you a few 'true words'."

The words "true words" deliberately accentuated the tone, Shen Junjie's scalp tingled for a while, took a deep breath, and made sufficient mental preparations, then smiled and said: "Well, tell me."

Xiao Qing calmly said: "Actually, I am a lily, and what I like is women."

"..."

Shen Junjie took a deep breath and couldn't get it out. He almost suffocated himself, and his face instantly turned pale.

Xiao Qing was very satisfied with the effect, sighed softly, and continued: "I have a good sister from my childhood, who grew up with me, and she has always cared about me and took care of me. At first, I thought I was just a sister to her, until I went to The moment of the plane..."

At the airport farewell, Qi Juan's words still rang clearly in her ears: "If you encounter rotten peach blossoms, you can say that you are a lily and like women, sister, I will stand up for you!"

Xiao Qing glanced at the twitching Shen Junjie, lowered her head and suppressed a smile, and said softly: "It wasn't until the moment I boarded the plane, when I hugged and said goodbye to her, that I realized that I really couldn't do without her, and I didn't want to leave her." Leave her. Because, I have fallen in love with her a long time ago. "

"..." Shen Junjie's face was struck by lightning, and his mouth was wide enough to stuff an egg.

Xiao Qing chased after the victory and continued: "I'm sorry, I can't marry you. At this point today, I don't want to hide it from you anymore. In fact, I have a problem with my sexual orientation. I like women and hate men. My parents don't know about this matter. I know, I hope you don't tell them, I don't want to make them sad. I don't want to marry you, don't want to hurt you, let alone let her down, understand?"

After all, he looked at the other party sincerely.

Shen Junjie's expression of being struck by lightning was frozen for a long time, then his whole body trembled, he came back to his senses, and said stiffly: "I...I'm going to the bathroom."

My brother said that when you encounter something you can't handle, you have to be smarter and "piss escape".

He was so... madam shocked.

As soon as he got to the bathroom, Shen Junjie flushed his face with cold water, calmed down, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and said to his brother over there: "Brother, did you hear that? She said she was Lily, damn it!"

Shen Jun fell silent.

It wasn't that he was worried about his younger brother, but rather about Xiao Qing.Xiao Qing's brain is undoubtedly the most abstract and uncontrollable human brain he has ever seen.He was afraid that Xiao Qing would use extreme means to scare her younger brother into a fool.That's why he asked his younger brother to call him to monitor the dinner the whole time, so as to deal with emergencies in a timely manner.

Sure enough, Xiao Qing did not disappoint him. The moment he heard Xiao Qing say "I am Lily" on the phone, he had already successfully washed his computer screen with half a cup of coffee.

Of course, he doesn't have to worry about people surfing the Internet alone in the bedroom, even if they make super-disguised gestures like "spraying coffee".No one will see it anyway.Cough, he, Shen Jun, has always been a mature, steady, calm man, how could he spit coffee?Who will believe it...

Shen Jun cleared his throat, and while wiping the water stains on the computer screen with a tissue, he said to the other end of the phone, "Ask her for the details of that woman."

"Oh, and then what?"

"Let that woman come to see me." Shen Jun raised his eyebrows, "I'd like to see how deep their sisterhood is."

(End of this chapter)