I'm crazy when I meet you

Chapter 5

It was already nine o'clock in the evening when Shen Jun arrived home, he parked the car in the garage, looking at the familiar yard where he just came, feeling rather complicated.That feeling, like someone gently scratching his heart with a fingernail, made him very entangled.

He still remembered that not long ago, when he calmly said the words "The Shen family has moved", Xiao Qing's shocked and frustrated expression, her mouth opened so wide that it could hold a duck's egg.

--move place?
Thanks to him for figuring it out!

If Xiao Qing was smarter, she could even find out that just after he said this sentence, a room on the third floor of the Shen family compound was lit up.

Of course, facing a confused girl like Xiao Qing, he just needs to move his steps calmly to block her sight, and get this girl away as soon as possible.

Hotel is a good choice.

That's why he suggested that Xiao Qing stay in a hotel and personally escort her.Or to put it another way, "escort" in person.

—Well, he admitted, he was a little bit worse.

However, should he tell the truth in this situation?

"Nice to meet you. I'm that low-quality bastard surnamed Shen who was cursed by you a hundred times. Your curse is not wrong at all. Please come to greet my internal organs and violate my body by the way." Safe. I'll keep my demeanor and never fight back?"

After this explosive woman hit him, punched and kicked him...

He pressed a pair of swollen panda eyes again, and with nosebleeds, he said sincerely: "I'm sorry, my doorbell is broken, and I can hear it from outside but not from inside. I'll take you inside. People are waiting for you."

He's not an idiot.At this juncture... no one will tell the truth, right?
Shen Jun sighed softly, took out the key and opened the door.

The clacking sound of leather shoes stepping on the bluestone slab, combined with the ticking sound of raindrops hitting the umbrella, the atmosphere of this rainy night is a bit like a murder scene.The closer he got to the gate, the more Shen Jun felt like a dark cloud was pressing on his head, and his mood became heavier.

Opening the door, sure enough, I was baptized by the eyes of a group of people.

Shen Jun put on his slippers silently, walked into the living room calmly, and waited for everyone to "torture".

Grandpa Shen was sitting in the middle and was reading a newspaper. When he saw Jun Shen coming, he put the newspaper down with a "snap", picked up his crutches and tapped on the floor: "Why did you come back alone? The person you asked to pick up?" Where is Xiao Qing?"

Shen Jun smiled politely at his grandfather, and said calmly: "Xiao Qing said, she is sorry to disturb our house, so I will take her to the hotel."

The younger brother Shen Junjie next to him covered his mouth and held back his laughter, but Shen Junze glanced at him coldly, quickly stopped his smile, picked up a banana and pretended to peel it.

"She's the granddaughter of my old comrade-in-arms!" Grandpa Shen widened his eyes and blew his newly grown white beard angrily, "Didn't I tell you? This time she must stay in our house and treat her well! You are Tie it with a rope, and you should also tie her up!"

Shen Junjie slipped his hand, and the banana fell to the ground and broke into two pieces.Grandpa Shen rolled his eyes at him, and continued to turn his anger to Shen Junze, "Tell me, a girl who came to a foreign country by herself, and she didn't know her place well, yet you actually left her in a hotel? Hotel? It's your fault Come out!"

Grandpa Shen was violently knocking on the floor with his cane, and the brothers and sisters around him were gleefully sniggering, while Shen Jun kept his face calm, and under the baptism of everyone's eyes, he continued to calmly say: "Grandpa, Xiao Qing, she hasn't been out since she was a child." She's too far away, introverted, and a little shy, too embarrassed to meet strangers. There are too many people in our family, and she will feel uncomfortable when she comes, so let her live in a hotel to get used to it." Pause, then added, " Don't worry, I left her the number, if she has any difficulties, she will find me. "

"Really?" Grandpa Shen looked at him suspiciously.

Shen Jun nodded with a calm face, "What did I lie to you for?"

"Oh..." Grandpa Shen retracted his crutches, squinted his eyes and smiled, "That's right, you don't dare to lie to me. In this way, you are still thoughtful. Xiao Qing has been very obedient since she was a child, with a gentle personality. , it's normal to be shy."

Shen Jun couldn't help but see the scene of Xiao Qing talking to herself passionately in the car.There is a lot of boasting about "Invincible in the East" and "No worries about indecent assault".She will be shy... The world could be turned upside down.

Holding back a smile in his heart, he continued to pretend on the surface, while Shen Jun said calmly: "What Grandpa said was that when she saw me today, she was so nervous that her face turned red."

The uncle smiled and said, "Sure enough, she's very cute. Girls nowadays blush, it's too rare." After finishing speaking, he glanced at his daughter who was munching on apples next to her.

Grandpa Shen picked up the cup and took a sip of tea, coughed, and said to Jun: "Then follow what you said, let her live in a hotel to get used to it first. After a while, invite her to come home for dinner."

"Yes." Shen Jun replied.

"By the way, you can find out by the way, what she likes to eat, Western food or Chinese food, so we can prepare it in advance. It's not easy to come all the way, so don't neglect it."

"Understood, Grandpa." Shen Jun nodded and said seriously, "I will arrange this matter."

Only then did Grandpa Shen smile in satisfaction, stood up and said, "I'm going upstairs to sleep, you guys talk."

"Good night, Grandpa."

When the grandfather's back disappeared from sight, Shen Junjie leaned over with a strange smile on his face, and whispered in Jun Ze's ear, "Brother, you're too good at pretending, you're so serious about your lies that I almost believe them .To be honest, you didn't pick her up at all, did you?"

Shen Jun's face darkened, and he said in a low voice: "Come to my room later, I have something to tell you."

After greeting the elders one by one, Shen Jun walked upstairs to the bedroom on the pretext of taking a bath.

After entering the room and turning on the light, he took off his coat and threw it on the bed, while Shen Jun sat on the swivel chair in front of the desk, leaned against the back of the chair, and closed his eyes in a relaxed manner.

So far, in order to complete the lie, we can only make up one lie after another, just like a snowball rolling bigger and bigger.Sure enough, as he expected, this matter did not end well.Xiao Qing's confused girl is easy to coax, at worst she will find an extra to fool her, but grandpa is not easy to deceive, even though she is old, she has worked hard in shopping malls for many years, and her mind is very shrewd.He said "the granddaughter of an old comrade-in-arms" more nervously than his own granddaughter.Today's torture is temporarily muddied, but next, he still wants to invite Xiao Qing to dinner, maybe in a few days, he wants to invite Xiao Qing to drink tea, go on a trip or something...

Thinking of this, Shen Jun felt a headache.

The door was pushed open suddenly, and Shen Junjie walked in with a smirk on his face. Once he entered the room, he sat down on the bed unceremoniously, looked at Shen Jun with a smile and said, "Why did you call me here? Want to collude with me to lie to you? "

Shen Jun was silent for a while, then lowered his voice: "How did you find out?"

"Well..." Shen Junjie touched his chin with a smile, "When I called you just now, I heard a woman's voice in the car. Then, unfortunately, I saw you bring a woman into the hotel , and booked a VIP double suite." Then, he added meaningfully, "It's been a long time since I came out, and I don't know... what to do in it."

Shen Jun glanced at him coldly, "What do you think?"

"Hey, I think, you definitely didn't pick up Xiao Qing, but picked up your lover...to have a one-night stand."

Shen Jun looked at him silently.

Shen Junjie smiled even more happily, and said with a confident face: "You finally used the membership card I gave you today! When I knew that the fee for a double suite for one week was missing on my card, my mood was worse than when I met A thousand beauties are still excited!" Then, he pressed Shen Junze's shoulder again, and said with a moved face, "Brother, you finally... have enlightened."

Shen Jun silently turned his head away and turned on the computer on his own.

Shen Junjie leaned into his ear and asked with a smile: "How is it? The hotel I introduced to you is not bad?"

Shen Jun ignored his teasing and stared straight at the computer screen. The Windows startup music played, Shen Jun entered the system and saw the newly replaced Rogue Rabbit desktop, his face sank, "Did you change it?"

"Yeah, how cute."

Shen Jun looked back at him, "It matches you well."

"Are you praising me for being cute? I, I'm so flattered!" Shen Junjie had a stinky smile on his face, as if he had won a 500 million grand prize, "Brother, you can actually praise someone? The one who praised... or I?"

Shen Jun glanced at him indifferently, "I said, you are a hooligan who belongs to the rabbit, and you are quite suitable for a hooligan rabbit." After a pause, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and he said jokingly, "Why don't you buy a female rabbit and give it to me?" You keep company."

Shen Junjie's smile froze on his face.

……

Under his brother's extremely cold eyes, Shen Junjie withdrew his joke, and said solemnly: "Then tell me, who is that woman you brought to the hotel?"

"Xiao Qing."

The short answer was obviously extremely lethal. Shen Junjie showed an expression of being struck by lightning. After a long while, the corners of his mouth twitched and he said in a trembling voice: "Is she Xiao Qing? Is she really... Xiao... Xiao Qing? "

Shen Jun looked at his shocked younger brother and nodded calmly.

"The lady from the legend? Quiet and gentle? A little beauty who can blush when she speaks?" Shen Junjie touched his nose, "Why do I feel that there is something wrong with my temperament..."

"I think so too." Shen Jun nodded in agreement.

"She spoke quite loudly, what about Dongfang Bubai, Ouyang Feng, the voice floated out from the car window, and I heard it from so far away... I thought at the time, my brother has never been enlightened. So unique...”

Shen Jun couldn't help but twitched the corners of his lips, and said with a sneer: "Her personality is not the 'lady type' described by Yu Jia at all. I just didn't expect her to be so unrestrained."

"Sure enough, they are cousins." The expression on Shen Junjie's face was also a little distorted. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but sympathize and said, "You really went to pick her up? Didn't you say that you don't want to take care of this matter, let Yu Jia go Do you want to take it?"

"I happened to meet her at the airport." Shen Jun shrugged helplessly.

"Airport? Have you returned to China?" Shen Junjie asked curiously, "Why are you going back?"

Shen Jun frowned, "Fang Yao held a concert and specially sent the tickets here, so I'm naturally going to join in."

"That's true. Fortunately, people still remember you as an old classmate." Shen Junjie paused, "In the end, when you came back, you met Xiao Qing at the airport by accident?"

"...Not only that." Shen Jun frowned in confusion.

Not only did he meet by chance at the airport, but he also sat next to her on the plane and heard her talking strange dreams all the way.When she woke up, she smiled and apologized to herself, saying, "I didn't sleepwalk today, maybe it's because I was tied too tightly by the seat belt on the plane."

Suddenly grabbed his arm for a while and said something about the Nine Yin Scriptures; for a while he twisted his sleeve, saying that my blood is not sweet; Shen Jun was grabbed and twisted all the way by her as a prop. Endurance, he really wanted to throw this weird woman tied up and thrown off the plane from the emergency exit.

The seat belt is fastened and she still moves her feet. If it is not fastened, maybe she will sleepwalk and do some weird things!

It is enough for her to be watched by others, but it is enough for him to accompany her to be watched by others, and some gossip old ladies said meaningfully: "Your girlfriend...has such a personality." "Your relationship...is so good."

Recalling that scene, Shen Jun felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

——If he had such a girlfriend, he would just jump off the plane and be reborn.

What's more exaggerated is that although she was talking unimaginable sleep talk, she was very sound asleep. She didn't respond to several times, and she couldn't wake up even if she was shaken vigorously. If it weren't for the many people around watching, Shen Jun would even want to pinch her neck to wake her up.

Of course, at that time, Shen Jun didn't know that the girl surrounded by people was Xiao Qing.He just felt that this girl had richer dreams and weirder behaviors, and couldn't wake up when she screamed, so he had to endure it and didn't bother to argue with her.

Until I got off the plane, I heard a familiar person not far away yelling——

"Shen Junze, you'd better show up in front of me quickly! Otherwise, I'll curse you to be drowned by the heavy rain every day when you go out!"
Hearing his name, Shen Jun naturally turned his head away instinctively, but saw a heavy rain coming, and the girl who cursed was instantly drenched into a drenched chicken.

Shen Jun looked at her with a sullen face, and she turned her head to show herself a bright smile.

Then she started cursing again, with a bunch of unimaginable curses coming out of her mouth, each with the word "Shen Junze".

Shen Jun didn't remember when he offended this girl, so he just thought she was playing "performance art", ignored her, and drove home on his own.

As a result, she was seen cursing again at the door of the house——

"Shen Junze, good job, you dare to let me go! I curse you every time you go to a restaurant, you will have vomiting and diarrhea! Every time you drive less than ten meters, you will have a flat tire! Then marry the most annoying woman, and you will live forever. Be a wife slave!"

Shen Jun really couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to get out of the car and teach this outspoken woman a lesson, until she said: "I'm waiting for someone here. A man named Shen Junze promised to pick me up at the airport, and I haven't seen anyone yet. I can't get through the phone, and I don't know where he died!" Then came another sentence, "I've never seen him like this, and he can forget anyone who picks up. Tell me, what else can he not forget?"

Shen Jun's scalp tingled for a while.

He really forgot about this...

But he didn't expect that things would develop into such a weird situation.

It was a day ago that Yu Jia suddenly sent him a text message, saying, "My cousin Xiao Qing will arrive at the airport at [-]:[-] pm the day after tomorrow, remember to pick her up."

At that time, I just casually replied "I know" to deal with it.

As far as he knew, this time Xiao Qing came to New York was picked up by Yu Jia and picked him up by the way, just to be a matchmaker and introduce the two of them to each other.He was really convinced that Yu Jia was a matchmaker and an addicted woman, and he didn't bother to meet her "gentle and shy" cousin. At that time, he was at Fang Yao's concert, listening to the screams of horror from the fans around him. , I didn't take this matter to heart.

Unexpectedly, Yu Jia didn't pick her up at the airport.As a result, Xiao Qing was let go, and all the anger was focused on him.

He who was at a loss, was scolded bloody by Xiao Qing, cursed a hundred and eighty times, and now he still has to clean up the mess, smooth things over with lies, and there are no people on both sides...

Seeing Shen Junze's ugly face, Shen Junjie couldn't help reminding kindly: "You don't know, sister Yu Jia went to the hospital to give birth today."

"What?" Shen Junze's expression became even uglier.

Shen Junjie nodded solemnly, "Sister Yu Jia said that she wants to wait for delivery in the hospital with peace of mind, and you will be fully responsible for Xiao Qing's affairs."

Shen Jun frowned, "Full responsibility? Including taking the blame?"

"Of course. Have you forgotten that Yu Jia's language skills are so abstract, and she always speaks out of focus. She never told you that she is not going to the airport, but you go alone, right?" said Well, I looked at Shen Junze sympathetically.

Shen Jun was silent for a moment, and finally turned his anger into calmness, and said with a calm face: "Forget it, we have reached this point, how to deal with the aftermath is the focus of our discussion." After finishing speaking, he looked at his younger brother again, with a smile on the corner of his mouth , "By the way, Ajie, can you do me a favor?"

Being looked at by his brother's sharp eyes made his scalp tingle, Shen Junjie couldn't help shaking his eyebrows, "Every time you call me Ajie, it means that I am going to be in bad luck."

"I'm glad you realized this." Shen Jun suppressed his smile and said lightly.

"Hmph, who let me hold the handle in your hands, you despicable villain!" Shen Junjie gritted his teeth, with a resolute expression like a strong man cutting his wrist, "Tell me, how can I help you?"

"Didn't you learn acting?" Shen Jun glanced at him and said meaningfully, "The time to test you has come."

(End of this chapter)