Modern people who traveled through the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 64 Li Lizhi Eats Cucumber
Chapter 64 Li Lizhi Eats Cucumber
Li Lizhi's heart was pounding, Li Lizhi was very nervous now, wondering what Zhao Han would let her do?
"Well...I'm exhausted today, princess, please help me squeeze my shoulders." Zhao Han said with a smirk.
"You... you, you are shameless" Li Lizhi stood up angrily when she heard Zhao Han ask her to squeeze his shoulders.
Li Lizhi has never served others since she was a child?Even Li Er hadn't enjoyed Li Lizhi's shoulder pinching before. Now that he was allowed to pinch Zhao Han's shoulders, Li Lizhi would definitely not be happy.
"Oh, it turns out that what the princess says doesn't count? Forget it, just pretend that I didn't say it, alas! So the princess can't afford to lose."
"Hmph, who doesn't count? This princess is not someone who can't afford to lose, isn't she just giving you a big pervert's shoulders? Just pinch it, don't blame me if you pinch it to death."
After Li Lizhi finished speaking, she stood up from the teacher's chair and walked around Zhao Han. Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulder with all her strength, but Zhao Han didn't cry out for pain. I think the body is as thick as the face, and I have used all my strength, but this big pervert doesn't feel it.
Li Lizhi didn't know that Zhao Han's body had changed since he gained internal strength. Although his appearance remained the same, his bones and muscles had been improved. Let alone Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulders, even if he came to the hidden guard Don't even think about pinching Zhao Han, unless you give Zhao Han a knife with a knife.
Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulders, but Zhao Han didn't cry out for pain, but Li Lizhi's hands were cramped, because of too much force, making his hands sore and painful, so Li Lizhi asked helplessly: "Okay, okay?" ? How long do you want me to pinch?"
"Hmm... It's comfortable, okay, next time I win, you don't have to do anything else, just squeeze my shoulders," Zhao Han said shamelessly.
Li Lizhi almost twisted her nose when she heard Zhao Han say that.
"You think beautifully, who knows what kind of shit luck you have, I will definitely win next time, just wait."
After Li Lizhi finished speaking, she walked back to her seat and sat down, rubbing her hands secretly under the table. Now her hands were sore and numb, and she was almost unconscious. Li Lizhi didn't want Zhao Han to see her embarrassment.
After Li Lizhi sat down, a new round of mahjong started. Li Lizhi completely fought Zhao Han, thinking to himself: Wait, I will torture you if I win, but it seems that luck is not on my side tonight. This time it was Li Tai who defeated Zhao Han.
"Master, my request is, can you also turn on an electric light for my tent?"
Zhao Han thought about it for a while and now Zhou Fan can basically connect the wires, and let him connect a wire to Li Tai tomorrow, so Zhao Han readily agreed, and the mahjong continued. This time, Li Lizhi finally won, but he won It's about his third brother, so Li Lizhi didn't make it difficult for his third brother, and just asked Li Tai to give him a bottle of Coke and it was over.
The mahjong continued. Li Lizhi still won this time, but it was Zhao Han who won. Li Lizhi jumped up from the grand master's chair excitedly, and then looked at Zhao Han triumphantly.
"Zhao Han, I want you to bark like a dog, and bark three times."
Li Lizhi was overjoyed at this moment, thinking that she had finally defeated Zhao Han. Li Lizhi wanted Zhao Han to bark like a dog. It is also a disadvantage for Han to serve him, so he can only let Zhao Han learn how to bark like a dog, and he can't think of the others for the time being.
Zhao Han thought to himself, why is he so slow?Now that he lost to this little girl, Zhao Han is not someone who can't play, he can only learn how to bark like a dog.
"Wow, woof, woof, how are you? Satisfied? Let's continue, I don't believe I can't beat you," Zhao Han said bitterly.
Li Lizhi felt so happy in her heart. Hearing Zhao Han bark like a dog, all the depression she felt all day was gone.
Afterwards, the two of them seemed to have taken gunpowder. You came and went with each other very happily. Occasionally, Cheng Chuxue and Li Tai won a few games, but they didn't know how to punish others, so they could only make some small demands and let it go.
When Li Lizhi won, Zhao Han asked Zhao Han to learn the names of various animals, but Zhao Han was particularly hurt. Sometimes he asked Li Lizhi to call her husband, or to pinch her shoulders. Think of a way to make Zhao Han yell three times in front of everyone tomorrow that I am a pervert and I am shameless.
Zhao Han quit immediately, but Li Li said, "You admit that you are not a man, so I won't let you shout."
Although Zhao Han really can't do men's things now, and the system punishes him with abstinence for one year, it doesn't mean he admits that he is not a man, so he has no choice but to agree, thinking that since the dead girl is playing so hard, see how I pack you up.
Then a new round started, and it turned out that Zhao Han won, and he still touched himself. Li Lizhi asked in frustration: "Do you want me to squeeze your shoulders again or call you something?"
Li Lizhi thought that Zhao Han was still the old way, but Zhao Han shook his head and said, "I won't let you do this this time, I will give you something delicious, but you have to eat it according to the method I told you."
Zhao Han exchanged a cucumber from the system and handed it to Li Lizhi, and then said: "This is called cucumber, and it has the effect of beautifying your face. My request is that you have to bite into it in small bites, and stick out your tongue from time to time." Give it a few licks."
Li Lizhi heard Zhao Han's way of eating this cucumber, why did she feel so awkward?But I didn't think there was anything wrong, so I took the cucumber from Zhao Han's hand, and then ate the cucumber in small bites according to what Zhao Han said. Li Lizhi thought that Zhao Han's food for herself must be particularly unpalatable, so she did it well It was prepared to be cupped, but after taking a bite, it felt particularly refreshing and sweet, which made Li Lizhi even more puzzled.
I thought to myself why did Zhao Han give himself delicious food?Did you admit defeat?But not like it?Didn't Zhao Han lean forward and back laughing when he saw himself eating cucumber?
At this time, the three of them didn't understand why Zhao Han laughed so exaggeratedly?Don't you think it's funny?Isn't it just eating?Nothing more than a small stutter and.
It was impossible for Zhao Han to tell them the reason. If Li Lizhi knew, this little girl would definitely have sex with him forever, and he would never want to take off his pervert hat.
Then it became the battlefield between Li Lizhi and Zhao Han. In the end Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue lost, Li Lizhi and Zhao Han didn't let Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue do anything, Zhao Han won and let Li Lizhi eat cucumbers, Li Lizhi Asking Zhao Han to speak ill of him and playing until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the two were full of fighting spirit.
Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue couldn't take it anymore, Cheng Chuxue had no choice but to say: "Okay, let's stop here today? I'm so sleepy, let's go to bed early?"
Zhao Han and Li Lizhi said in unison: "No, continue, who else wants to rest with him (her)?"
Cheng Chuxue helped her forehead and said, "You are not sleepy, but I am so sleepy. Anyway, I don't want to play anymore, I want to go back to sleep."
After Cheng Chuxue finished speaking, she stood up and planned to go back to sleep. She couldn't stand it any longer. Zhao Han and Li Lizhi saw that Cheng Chuxue had left, and the three of them couldn't play anymore, so they had to agree to continue tomorrow, and then Li Lizhi and Cheng Chuxue would play together Go back and rest.
Seeing that he had nothing else to do, Li Tai also got up to say goodbye. Zhao Han waved his hand, then went back to bed and lay down.
Lying on the bed, Zhao Han found it funny when he recalled how Li Lizhi ate cucumbers tonight. He wondered if this girl would chase him around with a knife when she knew what it meant.
I owed a chapter yesterday, and made it up today
(End of this chapter)
Li Lizhi's heart was pounding, Li Lizhi was very nervous now, wondering what Zhao Han would let her do?
"Well...I'm exhausted today, princess, please help me squeeze my shoulders." Zhao Han said with a smirk.
"You... you, you are shameless" Li Lizhi stood up angrily when she heard Zhao Han ask her to squeeze his shoulders.
Li Lizhi has never served others since she was a child?Even Li Er hadn't enjoyed Li Lizhi's shoulder pinching before. Now that he was allowed to pinch Zhao Han's shoulders, Li Lizhi would definitely not be happy.
"Oh, it turns out that what the princess says doesn't count? Forget it, just pretend that I didn't say it, alas! So the princess can't afford to lose."
"Hmph, who doesn't count? This princess is not someone who can't afford to lose, isn't she just giving you a big pervert's shoulders? Just pinch it, don't blame me if you pinch it to death."
After Li Lizhi finished speaking, she stood up from the teacher's chair and walked around Zhao Han. Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulder with all her strength, but Zhao Han didn't cry out for pain. I think the body is as thick as the face, and I have used all my strength, but this big pervert doesn't feel it.
Li Lizhi didn't know that Zhao Han's body had changed since he gained internal strength. Although his appearance remained the same, his bones and muscles had been improved. Let alone Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulders, even if he came to the hidden guard Don't even think about pinching Zhao Han, unless you give Zhao Han a knife with a knife.
Li Lizhi squeezed Zhao Han's shoulders, but Zhao Han didn't cry out for pain, but Li Lizhi's hands were cramped, because of too much force, making his hands sore and painful, so Li Lizhi asked helplessly: "Okay, okay?" ? How long do you want me to pinch?"
"Hmm... It's comfortable, okay, next time I win, you don't have to do anything else, just squeeze my shoulders," Zhao Han said shamelessly.
Li Lizhi almost twisted her nose when she heard Zhao Han say that.
"You think beautifully, who knows what kind of shit luck you have, I will definitely win next time, just wait."
After Li Lizhi finished speaking, she walked back to her seat and sat down, rubbing her hands secretly under the table. Now her hands were sore and numb, and she was almost unconscious. Li Lizhi didn't want Zhao Han to see her embarrassment.
After Li Lizhi sat down, a new round of mahjong started. Li Lizhi completely fought Zhao Han, thinking to himself: Wait, I will torture you if I win, but it seems that luck is not on my side tonight. This time it was Li Tai who defeated Zhao Han.
"Master, my request is, can you also turn on an electric light for my tent?"
Zhao Han thought about it for a while and now Zhou Fan can basically connect the wires, and let him connect a wire to Li Tai tomorrow, so Zhao Han readily agreed, and the mahjong continued. This time, Li Lizhi finally won, but he won It's about his third brother, so Li Lizhi didn't make it difficult for his third brother, and just asked Li Tai to give him a bottle of Coke and it was over.
The mahjong continued. Li Lizhi still won this time, but it was Zhao Han who won. Li Lizhi jumped up from the grand master's chair excitedly, and then looked at Zhao Han triumphantly.
"Zhao Han, I want you to bark like a dog, and bark three times."
Li Lizhi was overjoyed at this moment, thinking that she had finally defeated Zhao Han. Li Lizhi wanted Zhao Han to bark like a dog. It is also a disadvantage for Han to serve him, so he can only let Zhao Han learn how to bark like a dog, and he can't think of the others for the time being.
Zhao Han thought to himself, why is he so slow?Now that he lost to this little girl, Zhao Han is not someone who can't play, he can only learn how to bark like a dog.
"Wow, woof, woof, how are you? Satisfied? Let's continue, I don't believe I can't beat you," Zhao Han said bitterly.
Li Lizhi felt so happy in her heart. Hearing Zhao Han bark like a dog, all the depression she felt all day was gone.
Afterwards, the two of them seemed to have taken gunpowder. You came and went with each other very happily. Occasionally, Cheng Chuxue and Li Tai won a few games, but they didn't know how to punish others, so they could only make some small demands and let it go.
When Li Lizhi won, Zhao Han asked Zhao Han to learn the names of various animals, but Zhao Han was particularly hurt. Sometimes he asked Li Lizhi to call her husband, or to pinch her shoulders. Think of a way to make Zhao Han yell three times in front of everyone tomorrow that I am a pervert and I am shameless.
Zhao Han quit immediately, but Li Li said, "You admit that you are not a man, so I won't let you shout."
Although Zhao Han really can't do men's things now, and the system punishes him with abstinence for one year, it doesn't mean he admits that he is not a man, so he has no choice but to agree, thinking that since the dead girl is playing so hard, see how I pack you up.
Then a new round started, and it turned out that Zhao Han won, and he still touched himself. Li Lizhi asked in frustration: "Do you want me to squeeze your shoulders again or call you something?"
Li Lizhi thought that Zhao Han was still the old way, but Zhao Han shook his head and said, "I won't let you do this this time, I will give you something delicious, but you have to eat it according to the method I told you."
Zhao Han exchanged a cucumber from the system and handed it to Li Lizhi, and then said: "This is called cucumber, and it has the effect of beautifying your face. My request is that you have to bite into it in small bites, and stick out your tongue from time to time." Give it a few licks."
Li Lizhi heard Zhao Han's way of eating this cucumber, why did she feel so awkward?But I didn't think there was anything wrong, so I took the cucumber from Zhao Han's hand, and then ate the cucumber in small bites according to what Zhao Han said. Li Lizhi thought that Zhao Han's food for herself must be particularly unpalatable, so she did it well It was prepared to be cupped, but after taking a bite, it felt particularly refreshing and sweet, which made Li Lizhi even more puzzled.
I thought to myself why did Zhao Han give himself delicious food?Did you admit defeat?But not like it?Didn't Zhao Han lean forward and back laughing when he saw himself eating cucumber?
At this time, the three of them didn't understand why Zhao Han laughed so exaggeratedly?Don't you think it's funny?Isn't it just eating?Nothing more than a small stutter and.
It was impossible for Zhao Han to tell them the reason. If Li Lizhi knew, this little girl would definitely have sex with him forever, and he would never want to take off his pervert hat.
Then it became the battlefield between Li Lizhi and Zhao Han. In the end Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue lost, Li Lizhi and Zhao Han didn't let Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue do anything, Zhao Han won and let Li Lizhi eat cucumbers, Li Lizhi Asking Zhao Han to speak ill of him and playing until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the two were full of fighting spirit.
Li Tai and Cheng Chuxue couldn't take it anymore, Cheng Chuxue had no choice but to say: "Okay, let's stop here today? I'm so sleepy, let's go to bed early?"
Zhao Han and Li Lizhi said in unison: "No, continue, who else wants to rest with him (her)?"
Cheng Chuxue helped her forehead and said, "You are not sleepy, but I am so sleepy. Anyway, I don't want to play anymore, I want to go back to sleep."
After Cheng Chuxue finished speaking, she stood up and planned to go back to sleep. She couldn't stand it any longer. Zhao Han and Li Lizhi saw that Cheng Chuxue had left, and the three of them couldn't play anymore, so they had to agree to continue tomorrow, and then Li Lizhi and Cheng Chuxue would play together Go back and rest.
Seeing that he had nothing else to do, Li Tai also got up to say goodbye. Zhao Han waved his hand, then went back to bed and lay down.
Lying on the bed, Zhao Han found it funny when he recalled how Li Lizhi ate cucumbers tonight. He wondered if this girl would chase him around with a knife when she knew what it meant.
I owed a chapter yesterday, and made it up today
(End of this chapter)
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