My Xiuxian QQ

Chapter 1 System Restart
On both sides of the entrance of the flower and bird market in Zhou Town, Yuzhou, there are stalls with worn-out gray cloth bases, all of which are full of old objects!

Every Wednesday, a large group of vendors will gather here to set up stalls, and it has been like a day for decades, and the wind and thunder will not move!

"Brother, look at this amber, the color is gorgeous and there are three points of vicissitudes. This vicissitudes is the precipitation of time, the prologue of human history, it is..."

"Hey, Boss, what you said is wrong, look! There is a headset jack in this amber! You are still the precipitation of time, the prologue of history? I think the style of the headset jack is just a few months old. out?"

"I, this, this is an accident, this, brother, several of my friends said that this amber has a long history, they will not lie! This amber is definitely old!"

"I just saw a headset socket inside, what's the matter, do you mean this headset socket is an object of ancient civilization?"

"Hey! Brother, you're right to think so, right? After all, modern science can't prove the existence of ancient civilizations! We just want to hold this kind of rigor with skepticism, skepticism... "

"Fuck you, will you sell it for 200 yuan!"

"one thousand!"

"One thousand your sister, two hundred!"

"Brother, I've been talking to you in vain for a long time."

"Five hundred, goodbye if you don't sell it."

"Hey brother, don't go, five hundred, just five hundred! Hey, this order is really a big loss."

……

Fang Yuan just graduated from high school this summer and was admitted to the Ivy League Medical College. In the ranking of Huaxia Medical University, it is second only to Zhe Medical College and Tiandu Medical College, ranking... the third from the bottom!

In order to avoid the ruthless destruction of his parents, he ran from Yuzhou to his hometown of Zhouzhen, and lived a life like a wild crane...that is, a life like a savage.

"My fucking brain must have been kicked by a donkey to buy a fake amber for five hundred!"

Fangyuan was holding celery and tomato, which were his lunch.

"But what that guy said makes sense. What if this is a headset from an ancient civilization?"

Blinking his eyes twice, Fang Yuan wished he could turn around and smash that vendor to death with a celery!

Gouyue's ancient civilization, it looks like a headset released last week, and the color is still shiny!
Fangyuan's hometown is a one-story house with a big front yard. Because my parents are very busy, no one takes care of it for half a year, and it is full of wild flowers and weeds.

Fangyuan went into the kitchen and threw away the celery and tomato, and wanted to go back to the house to refresh himself, but remembered the '500 yuan' in his pocket, so he decided to study it.

Fangyuan's father is in the real estate business, and the scale is small, but it is enough for Fangyuan to squander 500 yuan every now and then.

This amber is indeed as the vendor said, bright in color, but it has a feeling of time precipitation. If there is no earphone jack in the amber, I am afraid that it will be taken advantage of if it sells for a hundred thousand.

"What the hell is this headset jack!"

As soon as Fangyuan's obsessive-compulsive disorder came on, it didn't matter whether the amber was 500 yuan or 10 yuan, he just used brute force to peel it away.

The earphone socket in the amber fell to the ground, making a crisp jingling sound.

Yo, it's pretty new.

Fang Yuan picked up the headset jack, took out his phone, and compared it, hey, it fits right!
As soon as the music was over, the face was pulled down.

Nima!

Can the headset jack of ancient civilization still connect to the mobile phone of modern civilization?
Black businessman!
Fang Yuan planned to go to this guy to settle the 500 yuan after lunch.

Fang Yuan looked at the headset jack of his mobile phone, feeling obsessive-compulsive disorder again, regardless of 21, he directly pushed the headset jack in.

This is sour!
comfortable.

In the next moment, the black screen of the mobile phone suddenly emitted a strange purple light, and lines of characters that were even more oracle bone inscriptions swiped down from the top of the screen like a waterfall.

Then, the lines of ancient characters gradually changed, becoming oracle bone inscriptions, then bronze inscriptions, big seal characters, small seal characters... Finally, they finally changed into simplified characters that Fang Yuan knew!

At this moment, it seems like the sea has changed, as if the history of mankind has been quickly turned page by page!
But Fangyuan has only one feeling.

"Damn it, this fucker still has a virus?!"

"This set of tricks is simply not something that humans can do!"

Fang Yuan looked at the screen of the phone and wanted to cry but had no tears.

But in the next moment, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Damn, where's the headset jack?!"

I saw that the headset jack that had been plugged into the phone just now had disappeared!

At this moment, Ziping's phone suddenly restarted automatically.

"I just bought a cell phone!!!"

Fangyuan's whole body is not well.

God knows if the phone will still work after restarting.

Fangyuan fiddled with it twice, and the restart of the phone finally ended.

Then several lines of simplified characters appeared on the phone screen one after another.

'Automatically retrieve the most commonly used software...QQ...has been attached...Welcome to use'

What the hell? !
Fang Yuan was a little sad.

He quickly unlocked the screen, and saw that the QQ icon on the screen had changed from a clumsy and cute little penguin to a fully armed… penguin wearing a diamond helmet and gold armor.

What kind of trick is this?

Fangyuan clicked into QQ, and entered automatically. Then, Fangyuan collapsed.

"Where are my 250 friends? Where's my chat group? What kind of virus is this? It's so fierce that it deleted all my QQ?"

Fang Yuan was about to burst into tears.

The key point is that his school belle deskmate of three years in high school finally added to her QQ in the name of graduation, and now...all of them are gone.

O my lost youth! ! !

Black merchant, I'm not finished with you! !
Fang Yuan was furious, and subconsciously, he chose to add friends, and entered the QQ number of Xiaohua at the same table.

Then... no such person was found!
? ?
Fang Yuan was dumbfounded, did he remember wrongly?

Lose again, still no such person!

Fangyuan, who didn't believe in evil, added all the QQs of his parents, but the results were surprisingly consistent.

There is no such person!

The whole QQ is bad!

Fang Yuan laughed until tears came out.

Is this virus a joke?
Fangyuan tried other functions.

People nearby!

Originally, dozens of beauties' headshots could pop up at one click, but at this moment, there is still nothing.

Interest tribe!

Still not there, Fangyuan clicked on the recommendation without giving up.

Hey, there is.

I saw that among the officially recommended interest groups, there is finally one!
"Love cultivation and plant trees more?"

Planting trees?So tall?
Fang Yuan cried and clicked in.

I just saw a top post, it was a QQ group account called Linghua Lingcao Lingshu!Anyone who likes to communicate can join, but the group number is so long that Fang Yuan wants to give himself a shot.

Fang Yuan didn't bother to read the other posts below, so she added this group first after pasting and copying.

then……

Linglongyu: Hey, welcome to Mengxin! (three clapping emojis)

Huo Yanyan: Wow, the Wannian Water Group finally has a newcomer, come out and see the monsters!

Master Jiekong: Taoist friends are polite, poor monk Jiekong!If you need to eliminate demons and subdue ghosts, you can contact the poor monk, and you can enjoy a [-]% discount within the group, and you need to cover travel expenses outside the ground, sky and star fields. (a symbol of Gong Xi Fa Cai)

Daoqing Daoqing: Hello, fellow Daoist, I am the leader of this group, welcome to join, if you need help, just tell me, anyway, after I finish this sentence, I will be in retreat for two years.

Wuming Sword Cultivator: The group leader is shameless, he won't take us to play when he finds the Paradise of Paradise.

Drunkard: That's right, I really miss the group leader's Xianlong Niang. (N hunger expressions)
Ling Longyu: That's right, now we retreat every day, we little casual practitioners have no place to play.

Nameless Sword Cultivator: Group leader, we are going to play in the Paradise~~~
Fangyuan is collapsing at this moment...

(End of this chapter)