My Xiuxian QQ

Chapter 116 I'm going to be eaten, I'm going to be eaten
"Roll roll! For those who skip class this class, two points will be deducted from the final exam!"

In the lecture hall of No. [-] teaching building of the Qingteng Affiliated Medical College, the students from Classes [-] to [-] of the Department of Basic Medicine suddenly shouted with excitement.

"Great, roll call again."

"Hey, let those bastards skip class, let's see how they die this time!"

"Hey, Teacher Zou is too kind. If you want to change me, everyone will deduct [-] points!"

"That's right, deduct all their points, hehe."

Zhang Jie, Zhou Kun, and Zhou Lei sat together.

Zhang Jie opened the title page of the textbook, looked at the notes written on it, and said speechlessly: "Brothers, Fang Yuan has been called five times so far, and he is not there every time. The midterm has not yet arrived, and the final grade has been deducted." [-] points, plus this time, [-] points, the situation is very serious!"

"Yeah, if this goes on, you don't need to take the exam anymore, just take the duck eggs home." Zhou Lei shook his head and sighed, his eyes were full of drama.

Zhou Kun also said: "Every time I send him a message, he doesn't reply, and he doesn't know what to do in the dormitory alone."

The three looked at each other very tacitly.

"Could it be that you are masturbating?" Zhou Kun's eyebrows were sly, especially wretched.

"No way, this is too perverted." Zhang Jie couldn't believe it, "I can only do it twice a week at most. Is this guy a man of iron, and he has to come every day?"

"Is it because he can't fall asleep if he doesn't come every day?" Zhou Lei guessed.

"Hey, do you think we should help him?" Zhang Jie frowned, "Thinking of him masturbating in the dormitory every day, I feel flustered for a while."

"Why don't we buy him an inflatable doll?" Zhou Kun's eyebrows almost flew up, "I know an online shop that has very good inflatable dolls, the price is affordable, and you can choose celebrity appearance!"

"Hold the grass, brother, share the website with me." Zhou Lei was in a hurry, his eyes were bleeding. After being single for so many years, he was fed up with hiding under the quilt and masturbating secretly.

Zhou Kun was bold and forthright, and immediately gave him the URL privately. Zhou Lei looked at it, winked at Zhou Kun, and the two laughed wretchedly.

The people around couldn't bear these two perverts.

"Zhou Kun!" The wrinkle teacher on the podium has already ordered the second class.

"Here!" Zhou Kun stood up and shouted loudly and proudly.

"Lei Zhou!"

"arrive."

"Zhang Jie."

"arrive."

"..." Mr. Kwan frowned when he saw the next name. Every time he rolled the roll, he would tick off the list. Up to today, it was the seventh time. Other students, some skipped class once or twice, Some skipped class three or four times, and there was only one person, except for the first roll call, and the other six times were all crosses.

"Fangyuan!!!"

The big lecture hall was suddenly silent.

At this time, as Fang Yuan skipped classes more and more, he had gradually become a legendary figure in the Department of Basic Medicine and was worshiped by countless people.

"Fang Yuan escaped again? Bull!"

"It's the sixth time. Twelve points have already been deducted. He is really not afraid of failing."

"God man, I can hear his name every time, but I don't have the chance to meet him, what a pity!"

"The dragon sees the head but does not see the end!"

"Did Fangyuan escape like this in other classes?"

"Anyway, I haven't seen him in person."

"It's all quiet, what's the noise!" Teacher Zou was a little annoyed, and asked, "Who is Fangyuan's roommate!"

Zhang Jie, Zhou Kun, and Zhou Lei looked at each other and stood up.

"Tell me, what's the situation with Fangyuan, huh? He doesn't come to class every time, what does he want to do! What kind of place is this place? If you want to come here, don't come if you don't want to come!" At ten, his face was full of wind and frost, and he became angry, not arrogant.

Zhang Jie bit the bullet and said, "Mr. Wrinkle, Fang Yuan is not feeling well."

"Not feeling well? Is he not feeling well after coming to my class six times in a row?" Mr. Wrinkle pointed at Zhang Jie's face and scolded, "Do you think I don't have a brain or my brain is moldy!"

"Pfft~"

"Ha ha……"

The students below covered their mouths and hilariously.

Zhang Jie was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Okay, sit down, I will go to your counselor in person later!"

Teacher Wrinkle did what he said, and as soon as the two classes were over, he went to find Su Ya aggressively.

Zhang Jie and the others hurriedly called Fang Yuan, telling him to be safe and not to be beaten to death by 'little aunt'.

Fangyuan received the call inexplicably, little aunt, who is it?
He has no little aunt.

Wait, it can't be Su Ya, right?
After Fang Yuan asked, he knew what happened in class, and was speechless for a while.

This old wrinkle is really lenient. It's not enough to hand in a passing grade at the end of the semester, and you have to be dedicated to your job. Who will you show it to?

The Medical School Affiliated to the Ivy League is the third last medical school in China. Fang Yuan feels that the teachers who can teach here don’t have many real materials. Otherwise, why don’t you teach at the Ivy League Medical School next door?
Kaka!

The little girl was holding a pair of scissors, and was laboriously pruning a small potted pine. She looked very serious and dedicated.

After a whole morning of purchases, Fangyuan has filled the house with potted plants, such as flowers, grasses, trees, bamboos, and strange stones. The toilets are filled with potted plants.

The little girl dragged a big potted plant around from time to time, as if she was struggling with how to arrange these potted plants to look good.

"Okay, little girl, come and sit here." Fang Yuan patted the sofa next to him.

The little girl burst into tears, and yelled, "Wow, I'm going to be eaten, wow..."

"Hey, stop calling, call Dalei again!" Fang Yuan threatened heartlessly.

With tears in her eyes, the little girl pouted aggrievedly, but refused to come over.

"Hehe, little girl, uh, let's give you a name first." Fang Yuan rubbed his chin, "Well... let's call you Baby, baby, hehe, what a good name."

Fang Yuan's eyebrows were beaming, and she was very satisfied with her quick wit. The name doll seems vulgar, but it has two meanings. First, this little girl is in the form of ginseng. Ginseng dolls have existed since ancient times. The little girl loves to cry, she yells wah-wah at every turn, and wah-wah sounds exactly the same as doll.

perfect!

Fang Yuan was overjoyed: "Baby, you will be called Baby from now on!"

Little girl, no, the baby blinked her big black eyes, not knowing very well: "The name...is it?"

Fang Yuan nodded and said, "My name is Fang Yuan, and this is my name."

The baby bit her chubby finger: "My name is Baby... I have a name, I have a name, oh~oh~"

The doll suddenly started running around the sofa, shaking its two chubby little hands, and then...

pat!

The doll's left hand flew out suddenly, hit the wall, and then fell on the potted plant, turning into a finger-thick ginseng whisker in a blink of an eye.

A strange fragrance wafted from this ginseng whisker.

"Wow... I'm going to be eaten, I'm going to be eaten, wow..."

(End of this chapter)