I can get stronger by picking up

Chapter 405
Monkey King roared: "This is crossing the universe, this is crossing a universe of a large dimension, this kind of shuttle method, even Da Luo can't do it, how did you do it?"

Wang Teng: "Just think about it for a while, then move, and you will come over."

Think about it, move it? !

Even the countless myths and legends from the ages ago would not dare to do this, okay?

After a while, he finally regained his calm. Ever since he met Wang Teng, Sun Wukong felt that his celestial heart had been breaking down. Even if it was gone now, he felt that Wang Teng had refreshed his three views a lot.

Sun Wukong clutched his chest, "I feel a little unwell, do you humans have a doctor?"

"Langzhong, oh, do you mean doctors? There are many of them. We have a well-established academic school there. I think you are physically strong. I think a psychologist is more suitable for you."

"Get away from me."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, seeing that Wang Teng didn't want to say more, although he really wanted to break the casserole and ask the bottom line, he moved his mouth and didn't ask any more questions.

This kind of miraculous operation shocked his three views too much.

There was a faint guess in his heart, but he couldn't say it out after all.

When he followed Wang Teng back home, Sun Wukong looked around and said with some displeasure, "You live in this kind of place?"

Wang Teng glanced at Sun Wukong, who was dissatisfied with everything, and couldn't help saying: "Don't underestimate this house. Although it is an old community, it can be sold for 80 yuan in Mingzhou City, okay?"

Sun Wukong snorted softly, and he had no idea, although having money would enable him to become a god, but the price of goods needs to be carefully calculated to know.

Maybe this 80 million is only enough to buy a steamed stuffed bun.

Turning around, Monkey King pointed to the TV in the living room and asked Wang Teng who was cleaning, "What is this blackboard for?"

Wang Teng, who was cleaning the house, glanced at him and replied, "TV."

"TV?" Sun Wukong touched it: "What is it for?"

"Well... it's equivalent to watching a theater in the stands before."

"Watching a play?" Sun Wukong became interested: "How do you see it?"

Wang Teng put down the broom, walked over to turn on the TV for Sun Wukong, took the remote control, and quickly told the other party how to use it, and saw Monkey King sitting on the sofa with his chest in his chest.

The hand unconsciously patted the sofa.

"It's a bit soft. If you sit for a long time, it's not good for your back."

Wang Teng: "If you don't like it, you can stand up, don't express your dissatisfaction with such a comfortable face!"

Sun Wukong stared intently at the content of the dog-blood idol drama being staged on TV, and said in a tsk-tsk voice: "I didn't feel the existence of magic at all. What is the basis for this person named TV to move."

"Didn't you encounter the invasion of technological civilization before the ages?"

"Technological civilization?"

Knowing Sun Wukong's doubts, Wang Teng, who was cleaning the glass, couldn't help explaining: "That is, those races that cross the universe and starry sky with the help of external forces."

Sun Wukong suddenly said, "Oh, what races are they? Although the body is fragile, the power of those warships and weapons is really good, but everyone is busy with cultivation, so why go back and pay attention to these things? , formed a giant hand as huge as the sun, wiped out the opponent completely, and traced back to the root cause, wiped out that race completely on a star."

Sun Wukong stared at the TV with great interest, tsk tsk: "I knew it was so interesting, I should have saved a little more, tsk... Good guy, the love of your human race is really a story that never changes through the ages, look at this man, A woman who wants to get it but can't get it, women are so pretentious, only those who have read a few books and read a few poems can produce such a tortuous love."

While carefully using the power of Shenzang to clean up the dirt in the kitchen sink, Wang Teng asked casually: "Then how do you apes get married?"

"Spouse, as long as you are strong, you can knock the opponent unconscious with a big stick, and then drag him into the cave hehehe."

Sun Wukong also answered casually, with a hint of nostalgia on his face.

"I think back then, all the good sisters of the Heart Ape clan were taken into the cave by me."

Thinking of the picture described by Sun Wukong, Wang Teng shivered. The races are different, so I really dare not compare them.

He sighed suddenly: "I kind of know why you got the Seven Fairies in "Journey to the West" so excitedly you went past them to head for the flat peaches."

"Peach?" Sun Wukong frowned while changing the stage: "Do I still need to steal peaches if I eat them? As long as I think about it, even the god peaches raised in your human race's heaven should be filled for me. Why should I steal them?"

Wang Teng: "Don't you understand the point of what I said? Is it Tao Zi?"

The corners of Sun Wukong's eyes twitched slightly: "Could it be on the Seven Fairies?"

Wang Teng nodded.

Sun Wukong: "You mean why don't I have sex with them?"

Wang Teng nodded again.

Sun Wukong made a retching expression, with disgust on his face: "How can such a hairless body speak, I have no desire at all."

Well, the aesthetics are different, how can you talk about women with this kind of person.

"Well, go ahead and like your female long-haired primates."

With a thought, Wang Teng went into the bedroom after cleaning up the kitchen and found the mobile phone. After charging it, the sound of ding ding dong dong kept ringing for a while.

Gu Xiaosang?
Wang Teng raised his eyebrows, and only then did he realize that he seemed, it seemed, maybe he had a girlfriend?

probably?

Touching his head, Wang Teng put it aside temporarily, searched the Internet for a photo of a monkey and handed it to Monkey King: "Do you think this monkey is beautiful?"

Sun Wukong glanced at it, and his face darkened: "This is male, and I am an ape, not a macaque."

Then he grabbed Wang Teng's mobile phone, looked through it carefully twice, and started playing with great interest.

This guy has a very bright mind and can learn everything very quickly.

Wang Teng didn't care about him, but just reminded him not to reply to the messages inside, and after receiving Monkey King's impatient promise, he went out to buy vegetables on his own.

The nerves that were tense all the time in the vast land finally let go in reality, and no matter what, I have to sit on a table and reward myself with delicious food.

As a Martial Saint-level master named by the Martial Arts Association, the monthly allowance is quite considerable. At least Wang Teng will not worry about money now. What he can worry about is things that cannot be bought with money.

I went to the vegetable market and bought a lot of meat and vegetables. After updating the seasoning, when I got home, I saw Monkey King downloading a game from somewhere on his phone and playing it happily.

(End of this chapter)