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Chapter 407 Internet Addiction Sun Wukong

Seeing Wang Teng's bewildered expression, Chen Gang said speechlessly, "Then you must know her name."

"Of course I know, it's called Gu Xiaosang."

"Gu Xiaosang?" Chen Gang frowned.

Seeing this, Wang Teng couldn't help asking, "You know him."

"It's not considered to be acquaintances, but in the past few years, he has gained a lot of limelight in the monk world, a rising star in the Dragon and Tiger Dao Sect."

Wang Teng couldn't believe it: "Is she also a new star?"

Seeing Wang Teng's suspicious expression, Chen Gang scolded with a smile: "I've never seen someone like you miss you. Isn't it a good thing that my girlfriend is strong?"

Wang Teng asked interestedly, "How about showing off?"

Chen Gang was stunned: "You don't know?"

"I don't know that."

"Have you not contacted her since you came back, or is she practicing retreat?"

"Uh, well, I wanted to contact you at the beginning, but then I forgot when I practiced and practiced. If you don't tell me, I won't remember it."

After a while, Zhang Fei gave a thumbs up: "Mr. Wang, I've never seen your hands operate like this before. It didn't even break up."

Wang Teng didn't care at all: "This is the majesty of a man."

While talking, he took out his phone with a guilty conscience, and quickly called Gu Xiaosang. He really forgot in a hurry. In the past few months, apart from practicing, he went to Beilun Earth Temple with Monkey King to study the status of the exiled fairy girl. , or online masturbation.

Sun Wukong seems to like his natal role quite a lot. Whether he is top laner, jungler, mid laner, or support, he is a hero. After just a few months, his practice is considered wasted, and he has been replaced by nearly a thousand ranked silver.

From being unable to type at the beginning, to now, in less than a few months, he has successfully turned into a world-defying keyboard warrior, with his hands like the wind, typos full of correct words are written all over the screen.

Whoa, whoa... that's too far.

After two beeps, the phone was connected, and there was an extremely cold voice.

"You still know how to call?"

Wang Teng grinned, glanced at Chen Gang and the others who looked at him with pity, coughed twice, and quickly got up and walked out of the food stall to find a place with cold wind to answer the phone.

"It's been a long time since I've contacted you. I called you as soon as I came back."

Gu Xiaosang was silent for a long time before he said calmly, "But I heard that you came back three months ago."

Wang Teng smirked twice: "Now I'm back to practice, now..."

"You only remembered me now?"

Tiehanhan Wang Teng nodded honestly: "Yeah."

The phone was silent for a while, and even Wang Teng, who was a little slow, felt that the other party seemed to have exploded with anger.

"Very good, Wang Teng, you are very good!"

Wang Teng scratched his face: "I'm fine, how are you?"

"...I'm fine! Patta."

Hang up for me?

Wang Teng looked puzzled, what's the matter, there is no question in his own answer, why are you so angry?
After eating and drinking with Chen Gang and others, and saying goodbye, when I got home, I saw Monkey King wearing earphones cursing and concentrating on the figure in front of the computer.

"Fuck, this Shabi is on the order, what the hell, you are full of blood and you can't stop the policewoman's big move, which caused you to lose this round of team battles. If you lose Dalong, I will definitely greet your family and parents!"

"Who plays nt cat, don't cling to me!"

Monkey King is really operating like shit, while typing on the keyboard with both hands like the wind.

After glancing at Wang Teng's return, he pulled the earphones and shouted loudly: "My keyboard is broken, where is the mechanical keyboard you promised to buy for me?! And this broken mouse, it really affects my performance and operation. I saw it on the Internet, they all use the Luo Ji mouse to play masturbation and masturbation, and what’s more, this computer configuration is also outdated, you have to give me one.”

Watching Sun Wukong grab potato chips from the potato chip bag on the side and feed them into his mouth, stare at the computer intently, and even become obsessed with Two-dimensional, as long as there are characters about his image appearing on the stage, he will definitely scream It looks like a typical modern fat house.

All the celestial hearts cultivated in the past were fed to the dogs, as if the tens of thousands of years of living before were all in vain.

When Wang Teng ridiculed, Sun Wukong even confidently said that if he lives a second life, he will inevitably discard all the previous life, leaving only the heart of a child, and all the past events are all just memories.

It's really a heavy job with a cold nature.

Sun Wukong sighed and looked at the sky with a melancholy expression.

"The vast land does not exist, the past is gone, my relatives and friends have all turned into an embryo of loess, what is the use of it except to add troubles, instead of this, it is better to make a clean break, cut off the past and the past, and truly live a new life.

What's more, I'm still me, I haven't changed, it's just time. "

Wang Teng has nothing to say, if he really sits and talks, three hundred Wang Teng sitting together may not be able to win against Monkey King.

This guy has been a little bit bad since he learned Buddhism, and he has a lot of fallacies and heresies.

Wang Teng couldn't bear it any longer, "You're not refining your fat body anymore?"

Sun Wukong: "What does it mean that fat is not refined? Now it is winter. Of course, I use the fat for the winter. Besides, I am walking, sitting and sleeping, and I am not practicing at all. It is less than three months. I can build a foundation in martial arts, the next thing is to measure the grass..."

Monkey King suddenly cursed angrily, clicked the mouse, and tapped the keyboard several times with his left hand.

"This stupid mid laner actually snatched my Lanba uniform."

Wang Teng: "People only play AP at home, why can't they use Lan Ba ​​server?"

"How about I, Kerry, in this round? Laozi ez doesn't want blue? If it weren't for this qualifying match, I would be so angry that I don't even know his mother!"

Seeing Sun Wukong delete a section of insulting words angrily, and pointing question marks at his family, Wang Teng covered his face, "Don't you want to know how you look in "Journey to the West"?"

Sun Wukong expressed his impatience: "My uncle has seen it a long time ago. It is all fabricated and nonsense. I will definitely be beaten to death before the eternity. Don't let me become a real fairy for this kind of oppressive thing, otherwise I will be killed." I must go back in time and put the author who wrote this book on the table and let him sing to me Conquer!"

"...I mean you are portrayed in the book, defying power, persistent in belief, unyielding, devoted to your job, fighting demons and defending the way..."

"Don't talk about those useless things. If the labor and management hadn't been able to fight back then, the kind of Long Aotian who caused trouble would have been beaten to the point where his own mother didn't even know him. You don't know that after Monkey King became the Heavenly Court, those powerful people in the Heavenly Court Has anyone made a move?"

Sun Wukong sneered: "Conspiracy, it's all a conspiracy. I'm just a chess piece and I'm still jumping around. I'm really angry after reading this book. It's not as refreshing as those online articles on the Internet!"

(End of this chapter)