I'm not a pet

Chapter 287

Shopkeeper Qin kept hiccupping and flicked his abacus at the counter.

A few guys were hiccupping while holding Ruyixuan's recipes, studying what new dishes the boss had learned so far.

Since the bowl of egg fried rice two months ago, everyone in Ruyixuan has become very humble when opening meals inside. They always give more meals to other people's bowls, while they chew and swallow slowly.

Fortunately, within a few days, the boss has mastered [-]% of the skill of egg fried rice. Although it is not as delicious as Chef Ling's fried rice, it is still delicious...

It's just that the boss started to learn to cook new delicacies when everyone hadn't had enough of the egg fried rice that made them feel more and more delicious.

They are afraid that the boss will learn to cook new delicacies.

Because as long as the boss learns to cook new delicacies every time, the beginning is always special... er, special is hard to describe...

I really don't know how the boss can eat such unpalatable "food"?
The boss himself eats very carefully every time, and also asks everyone to point out the shortcomings of his new food.

At the beginning, no one dared to say anything bad, and everyone said that the "food" that was hard to swallow was delicious. The result of this was that whoever said it was delicious without conscience, the boss would let him eat more of that food...

After that, everyone finally understood that what the boss needed was pertinent advice to improve his cooking skills, and they began to boldly raise their shortcomings one after another.In this way, they found that the period required for the boss to learn a delicacy has really shortened.

I just hope that the boss can learn all the dishes on Ruyixuan's menu as soon as possible, so that they can resume their normal eating status.

But who will tell him that after the boss learned the red case, he even went to the bun shop opposite to learn the white case?

Ruyixuan does not serve breakfast, and the guys also go to work after breakfast at their own homes.

At noon today, when everyone came to work, they found that the boss had already guarded several baskets of white flour steamed buns, and ordered each person to eat two, and then start work after eating.

That steamed bun is as solid as a stone...it's too hard to describe...

Shopkeeper Qin stopped fiddling with his hands, picked up the tea cup at hand and drank a few more mouthfuls of water. He felt that the real feeling after eating two steamed buns was enough to save him today's lunch and dinner.

It was almost noon at this time, and diners entered Ruyi Xuan one after another.

Not long after, Lu Yunchu came in from the backyard with his precious wine jar.

The steamed buns this morning supported himself, and it seems that he can consider not eating it for lunch, but it is still necessary to sit by the window and drink some drunken cherry blossoms.

That is, when he just approached the counter, he saw Granny Jiu walk into the Ruyi Pavilion.

Her eyes darkened, did she come here to grab a drink again?
Thinking of Xiaoli's accusations against him after yesterday's incident, he turned to shopkeeper Qin and said, "Prepare some good dishes for her, and add a jar of good wine."

Shopkeeper Qin saw Granny Jiu who came in, and when he heard the boss's order, he felt emotional in his heart: The boss is not a stingy person, it was true that Granny Jiu was rude yesterday, and today the boss took the initiative to show his kindness, Granny Jiu's anger should also dissipate up!
Granny Jiu saw Lu Yunchu at a glance... the small wine jar in her hand, and immediately walked towards Lu Yunchu with bright eyes.

"Grandmother, you hiccup... here! The boss invites you to dinner today, and Xiao Ning'er will arrange a seat for you. Just tell Xiao Ning'er what wine you want to drink!"

Shopkeeper Qin stepped forward to meet him, but by coincidence, he blocked Granny Jiu's eager eyes on the wine jar.

Lu Yunchu didn't look at her, and went straight to the old seat and sat down. After sitting down, he found that Granny Jiu also walked to the table, followed by Shopkeeper Qin.

"Mother-in-law, sit down... over there..." Shopkeeper Qin stood in front of her again, pointing to a seat far away, for fear that she would have another conflict with the boss.

Grandma Jiu ignored him, sat down opposite Lu Yunchu, pointed to the wine jar that Lu Yunchu was hugging tightly, and said, "I only drink the wine from that jar!"

"..." Shopkeeper Qin stroked his forehead, why did Granny Jiu just stare at the boss's baby?
"Grandma, there are many good wines in Ruyixuan, why don't Xiao Ning'er prepare some more for you to try?"

"I just want that wine!" Granny Jiu insisted.

"But that's the boss's personal treasure..." Shopkeeper Qin gradually felt helpless and anxious about Granny Jiu's stubbornness.

"You go and get busy!" Lu Yunchu on the side opened his mouth, picked up the wine jar in one hand, and poured the wine into the wine cup held in the other hand.

Immediately, the unique mellow fragrance of drunken cherry blossoms came to the nostrils, and Grandma Jiu's nose greedily inhaled the fragrance of the wine, her eyes were full of excitement.

The shopkeeper Qin had no choice but to walk away after receiving the order, but he still couldn't stop looking here worriedly.

As soon as the wine cup was filled with wine, Grandma Jiu rushed forward and reached out to grab the wine cup.

However, Lu Yunchu moved the wine cup away in a calm manner. Granny Jiu rushed to nothing, glared at him viciously, and then cast her eyes on the wine jar he was holding in the other hand.

Unexpectedly, as if Lu Yunchu knew what she was thinking, the moment before her hand touched the wine jar, he moved the wine jar behind him.

Grandma Jiu sat down again indignantly, closed her eyes in despair, opened them after a while and said in a negotiating tone, "Boy, I only have one sip!"

Lu Yunchu held up the wine cup and took a sip, noncommittal to her words.

"Just a sip!" Granny Jiu said with determination in her eyes, "I'll exchange my inn for a sip!"

"Grandma, this wine is as important as my life, and nothing in the world will be exchanged."

He finally spoke and refused very directly.

Hearing his words, Granny Jiu knew that there was no hope, and she lamented, "To tell the truth, I have poisoned the wine cup and jar just now, and I cannot cure the poison. But after five breaths, you will If you fall down, then I will wait for you to fall down before drinking!"

While speaking, she looked at the wine jar behind him, as if she was sure that he could not drink all the wine before collapsing.And between the two talking, at least three breaths have passed.

"Grandma's poisoning kills people invisible. It's a good way!" His tone was cold, but he took a sip again leisurely, and continued: "Didn't my mother-in-law poisoned me many times yesterday? Why haven't you given up yet?" ?”

"Yesterday those were all common poisons. Today's poison is the Zuixin powder that I have painstakingly developed for many years. After being poisoned by this poison, a feeling of paralysis will arise from the heart, and then spread throughout the whole body. People who are poisoned will fall down within five breaths. Although he still maintains a clear mind, there is no possibility of moving a single bit."

Grandma Jiu laughed triumphantly: "In order not to poison you, I specially increased the dose, which is enough to poison an elephant!"

"Mother-in-law is very thoughtful! Poisoned me, but let me maintain a clear mind, and then drink drunk cherry blossoms in front of me, and I suffer from paralysis but can't stop... Is this mother-in-law taking revenge for not letting me drink?"

"Exactly! I just want to taste this wine, but you refuse to give in. I can only do this... Don't worry, after I finish drinking, I will give you the antidote."

"Well, my mother-in-law is kind... I'm just doing the math, the time for five breaths seems to have passed long ago..."

(End of this chapter)