I'm not a pet

Chapter 545 Courtesy of "Seven Lords" (Happy New Year!)

Ever since he made a thrilling walk around the second floor and returned to the third floor safely, Baozhu, the crippled octopus, received an unprecedented high-level courtesy as the lowest-ranking poisonous monster among the monsters on the third floor.

Seemingly overnight, word of her heroism spread throughout the third floor.

There is no way, a boat of monsters, apart from landing food and resisting frequent earthquakes every day, there are only short gossips from parents.

The source of the news is of course the Godship guards guarding the entrance of the second floor. The rumors spread from one to another, and soon all the monsters knew that this poisonous blaster with only seven claws left was not only safe and sound from the second floor. When they arrived at the third floor, they had a long chat with Master Ming, and Lord Ming finally sent the Nether Blade to send him back to the entrance.

For a while, the little monsters on the ship all regarded Baozhu as a warrior, and even followed the guards of the divine ship to honor her as "Seven Masters".

The courtesy received by "Seven Masters" Baozhu in recent days is as follows:

Naturally, she no longer needs to wipe the deck.

Every day, there will always be a Poseidon volunteer to use its huge tail to fan the wind for "Seven Lords", for fear that "Seven Lords" will be hot and stuffy;

The dogs and monkeys are always rushing to use their pointed mouths to massage the seven claws of "Seven Lords", euphemistically saying that this action can not only relax the meridians and activate blood circulation, but also help "Seven Lords" to be reborn from the severed claws...

When there is another earthquake, "Seventh Lord" will hide first, as long as it is a corner that "Seventh Lord" likes, there will never be other monsters to hide again, let alone kick her away;

When the food falls, Ren "Seven Lords" picks the part of the food that he wants to eat first, and after "Seven Lords" waved his domineering seven claws and sighed deeply, turned and left, all the monsters would swarm up to grab the food.

These days, Baozhu has been tossed by these courtesies so much that she doubts her life...it's weird.

I don't know how many times I have to be slapped by the sea god's huge tail every day. Every time I finally recover from the pain of falling, I will be surrounded by a group of dogs and monkeys. He kept pecking on it until she felt that she was riddled with holes, and she couldn't bear the pain.

Let's talk about the earthquake.

Didn't everyone cooperate well during earthquakes in the past?
As soon as the deck shakes, everyone panics, but thanks to their experience, at least they can find their own hiding places in an orderly manner.

There are many monsters and the space is crowded. In this wrecked ship that has been shaken to the point that nothing can fall, if an earthquake strikes, it is actually safer for everyone to huddle together.

Many times in the past, when the earthquake came, she stopped running around in a panic, but directly plunged into the pile of monsters, shaking like that, she was surrounded by monsters, safe and comfortable...

But now, when the earthquake hit, all the monsters shunned her, and no monsters acted as her human shield to avoid the shock.

It made her feel like she was sitting on a pirate ship in a playground in the real world, being sifted and rolled around in the corner of the huge ship.

A few times she couldn't bear it anymore, and used her weak adsorption force to firmly suck herself on the deck.

But when the earthquake passed, she was so exhausted that she had to lie on the ground half dead for a long time before she could recover.

What she couldn't bear the most was the problem of food.

People fell from the top frequently. She had observed many times, and those who fell were lifeless.

Let the monsters eat as they please, she has never had the idea of ​​them grabbing food...

After all, she really doesn't like that one!
But now, as long as there is food falling, the monsters that swarmed up to grab the food, although drooling at the food, still looked at her tacitly.

At this time, a monster would ask her: Seventh Master, do you want to eat meat or drink blood?Do you want to eat from the head first, or just nibble on the toes?Or let's cut open the food first, and you taste their hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys first?

vomit……

And about mopping the deck.

For a road idiot like her, it is false to wipe the deck, but it is true to find out the terrain.

But now as long as she moves on the deck and wants to explore the terrain, there will be monsters blocking her, and then swarming to give her a massage and fan.

Baozhu understands that the courtesy she receives now represents the improvement of her identity and status among monsters.

But it didn't take long before she could no longer bear this kind of life without freedom under the attention of thousands of monsters.

She first tactfully said to the monsters: What are you supposed to do, leave me alone!
As a result, the monsters felt that "Seventh Master" was more upright and upright, and treated her more "civilly".

In the end, she couldn't bear it anymore, and slowly figured out that, for this group of monsters, euphemism doesn't work at all.

The most effective way is to be simple, rude and direct!
For example, when she wants to explore the terrain but there are monsters coming up to flatter her, if she stares coldly and says "Get out", the monsters will surely roll away three feet away from her.

When an earthquake strikes, she only needs to say "roll over" in the same cold and stern tone, and immediately there will be monsters rolling over to support her...

As for the food...

She doesn't need to say another word, she just needs to turn around and leave immediately, leaving a cold back for the monsters, and the monsters will know: "Qi Ye" is not hungry.

……

After a long time, the "Seven Masters" effect gradually faded among the monsters, and everything returned to its usual appearance.

In this kind of day when there is no food to eat and no death to wait for, Baozhu doesn't know when she will become a leader.

With the passage of time, she felt that the despair in her heart had become like the black roof of a boat, so dark that she couldn't see anything clearly, and so quiet that there was no fluctuation at all.

At the beginning, she was still able to hold up hope in her heart, and diligently explored the terrain every day, so as to prepare for a future battle or return to the world.

But until she, a road idiot, was familiar with the three layers of terrain, the Demon God Ship was still the same as before, lifeless and without any change.

Gradually, she would spend more time every day lying sleepily in a corner, not even bothering to move her body.

She no longer looked at the dark top of the ship, but closed her eyes to recall those people and events in Marfa Continent.

The one who thinks the most is naturally Lu Yunchu.

What is Lu Yunchu doing?Does he miss her as much as she misses him?
After so long, would Lu Yunchu still worry about her disappearance?Or has she been put down slowly?

Will he descend on the Demon God Ship one day, in a situation that everyone is looking forward to, wearing a golden armor and holy clothes, and stepping on seven-colored clouds to save her?

Every time she thought of this, she would sigh in despair.

Even if Lu Yunchu wanted to save her, he had to know where she was first!

How could he have thought that she has become a monster now, suffering in the dark underground?

Assuming that even if he knew her movements, how could he break through the passage seal and reach the Demon God Ship?
(End of this chapter)