I'm not a pet

Chapter 92

"piggy."

After taking a bath, Lu Yunchu lay on the bed and shouted at the little pig beside him who was still staring at the roof in a daze.

"Ok?"

Baozhu subconsciously responded.

"piggy."

"Ok?"

Seeing that Lu Yunchu just called her, but didn't continue, she turned to him and hummed: "Lu Yunchu, say what you want to say, why do you keep calling Xiaozhu?"

Lu Yunchu was startled, and asked for a while, "Little pig, can you understand me?"

"Of course! I can understand it all the time! Otherwise, I always rely on guessing. How can I guess so accurately? Which pig do you think is so smart?"

Can't understand what you're saying, and still suffocate me?
Startled again, Lu Yunchu said slowly, "Little Pig, I can understand you now."

"Ah?" Hearing what he said, Baozhu was immediately happy: "Lu Yunchu, can you finally understand me?"

Haha, I don't have to talk to myself anymore!
"Yes, I understand." Lu Yunchu said with certainty.

Baozhu feels that today is another milestone for her coming to the Marfa Continent, and Lu Yunchu, a human being, can finally communicate with her normally.

Just the next moment, she suddenly thought of a very serious problem.As soon as she thought of this question, she immediately turned her body lying on her side from the bed, and quickly stood up.

"You... when did you start to understand me?"

This question is very important, very important!

"This morning, after training in Beishan."

"Fuck!" She blurted out this civilized phrase.

He could understand her in the morning, so he also heard what she said about the upper body and lower body when he was taking a bath just now?

Thinking of this, she was suddenly embarrassed, and her whole body turned into barbecue mode again.

"You heard me talking this morning, why didn't you tell me now?" It made me feel ashamed...

"Little pig, your voice and tone are very similar to Pearl."

Lu Yunchu didn't answer the question, but he looked thoughtful.

Not very similar, but basically the same person!
"Maybe you miss Pearl too much..." She gave him an excuse.

He was stunned again, then dumbfounded.

Yes, maybe he missed Zhu Er so much, so he always felt that she was by his side, so he felt so similar to the smell of the little pig, and the tone of the voice of the little pig.

"Little pig, why can you always understand me?"

"..." I forgot this, I slipped my tongue just now.

"This... I don't know why..." That's the right answer, and I don't know anything.

"Little pig can understand other people's speech?"

"Well, it's like this." You can't hide this, or he will find out sooner or later, but she still added: "I don't know why I can understand human speech."

"Bath...bubbles...was the little pig singing just now?"

"...Ah, yes. We take a bath, oh, the song we sing when we take a bath is called "Bath Song"...It helps to promote blood circulation and enhance the interest in bathing..."

"What the fuck do you mean?"

"Wow... trough... yes, it's a greeting between animals." No wonder!
"In the past few days, you...peek at me taking a bath every day?" Lu Yunchu felt a little uncomfortable when he asked.

Finally asked the point!Hearing this question, Baozhu was so ashamed that she wished she could find a place to get in.However, in Lu Yunchu's pressing eyes, the question still needs to be answered.

"Uh... I'm just wondering why humans have two legs and pigs have four..."

Xiaozhu answered very confidently, and Lu Yunchu actually felt that his thoughts were not pure.

A curious pig is a good pig!It's all my own fault that I thought that the little pig was peeking at him taking a bath...

……

Since Lu Yunchu understood the words of the little pig, one person and one pig have consolidated the practice of consonance for a few days.One is a sorcerer and wizard from the Marfa Continent, and the other is a divine object with natural aura, so the effect of their practice is several times or even dozens of times faster than that of ordinary practitioners.

As a spiritual pet, Baozhu always takes the little raccoon as his idol.She thought of the situation where its big tail could knock down all the masters in the corner of the auction hall with its inadvertent flick, and then looked at her slender pig tail. She sighed that there is still a long way to go in her spiritual pet practice. long.

But when Baozhu asked Lu Yunchu to teach her the spirit pet assisting technique, Lu Yunchu refused.The reason is that his spiritual pet doesn't need to help him, he has enough ability to protect her.According to him, she only needs to be by his side to accompany him, and being "favored" by him is her main task.

Baozhu followed Lu Yunchu every day in Ruyixuan for good food and delicious food, and often enjoyed the exquisite snacks brought to her by his fans. She didn't need to walk too much by herself or be hugged by him every day. Or be called by him.Looking at her increasingly fat and round body, she was a little worried that if this continued, her life as a pig would be a waste.

……

Ruyixuan finally brewed drunk cherry blossoms for Lu Yunchu, a total of ten altars.

"Little pig, after drinking these ten jars of wine, if Zhu'er has not returned, you and I will go look for her."

Lu Yunchu opened a jar, poured it for himself and the little pig, and said.

Baozhu's big nostrils kept opening and closing in the aroma of the wine, and she seemed to be enjoying it: Ruyixuan is indeed a professional, and the smell of this drunken cherry blossom is much more fragrant than the one brewed by myself.

Hearing Lu Yunchu said that she wanted to find herself, she asked curiously, "Do you know where her home is?"

Lu Yunchu was holding a bowl to taste the drunken cherry blossoms. It was really mellow and long but also elegant and delicate. It was really good wine!
He just felt lost for no reason when he heard the little pig's question and recalled the wine he just drank.

"Pearl only said that her hometown was far away, but she never told where it was."

He bowed his head and took a sip of the wine, and then said, "It's okay! Even if I search all over the Marfa Continent, I will find her."

Hearing what he said, Baozhu stuck out her big tongue and licked the tangy aroma of wine.

All of a sudden, the taste buds were strongly stimulated by the spicy alcohol, and there was a burst of bitterness in my heart. I sighed and said something in my heart: "What a fool!"

Lu Yunchu drank a jar of drunken cherry blossoms during his first meal, and he didn't drink much afterwards, only asking Ruyixuan to save the rest for him.Baozhu didn't dare to drink too much, she knew that her capacity for alcohol was poor, and she was afraid that if she drank too much, she would be embarrassing and cause trouble, so she only took a few sips.

She calculated that if she followed this drinking method, she could finish ten altars of wine in five days with two meals a day.Does this mean that they will leave Luohua City in five days?

With this realization, she was a little disappointed but also very looking forward to it.

The loss was because she had to leave Luohua City, a place she was familiar with.

She is looking forward to it because she finally has the opportunity to visit other places in Marfa Continent and do what she should do.

(End of this chapter)