Bad wives are hard to teach: teasing the princess

Chapter 122 You are a married woman now, there is no market

The onlookers couldn't wait to smile and shouted: "Boss, let's start quickly, we are still waiting to win a lantern to send a beauty."

"That's right, there's a girl beside me, I'm waiting to win a prize and give it to her!" The scholar beside him looked at Shui Luoyou and laughed.

Tonight is the blessing day, and Dongchen's customs are not strict, there are not so many formalities between men and women, and a few jokes are harmless.

The people around him laughed and booed, but felt that everyone was not malicious: "That's right, boss, hurry up, don't delay a good marriage."

Shui Luoyou showed a bright smile, and responded with a loud voice: "Don't fight me, I'm waiting to win the lantern and give it away."

The people around him burst into laughter: "Yo, I was rejected, haha... The little girl is very brave, I appreciate you."

"Thank you, just don't grab me." Shui Luoyou waved his hand and smiled.

Immediately there were whistles and cheers from all around: "I like such a straightforward girl, I will let it to you today, you have to work hard."

After finally squeezing into the crowd, Lan Yuting and the others just heard Shui Luoyou's words, and their handsome faces suddenly darkened. They reached out and grabbed Shui Luoyou's arm and pulled it. Shui Luoyou looked sideways, blinked and asked him what he was doing. .

Lan Yuting was furious, and growled with two sword eyebrows: "Which little lover do you want to give away, let me tell you, you are a married woman now, and there is no market!"

"..." Shui Luoyou couldn't laugh or cry, patted his hand to signal him to let go, and turned to listen to the question.

"Okay, now the activity starts, all guest officials, please listen to the questions, the first question: Lake light, water shadow and moon in the sky. Play a word puzzle."

Shui Luoyou raised her hand and rubbed her chin while thinking, when she heard the people around her whispering to each other, Shui Luoyou thought for a while, but just as she was about to speak, someone else answered her first, and it was already a step too late for Shui Luoyou to speak.

The boss laughed happily and said, "The answer is an ancient character. The guest officer got it right. Next, the second question, please listen to the question: Why does the egret always sleep with one foot down?"

"Because one was injured?"

"Pfft, it can't be that all the egrets are injured."

"Because the bird has only one leg? It must be, haha..."

There was laughter all around, and Shui Luoyou and Lan Yuting couldn't help laughing. Seeing that Shui Luoyou was full of confidence, Lan Yuting lowered his body and smiled in her ear: "Could it be that you know the answer?"

"That's right, brain teasers can't beat me." Shui Luoyou sneered, and said loudly: "Because if you shrink two, you will fall."

"What bend?" Lan Yuting was confused.

The boss looked at Shui Luoyou and smiled, "This girl got the answer right, haha..."

"Now the third question is more difficult. The question is: What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?"

"Ah!" Everyone was stunned, counting his father's sister's brother's uncle's brother's brother with their fingers... It was a mess.

Lan Yuting also pondered and sorted out the management: "Is it the relationship between uncle and nephew? No, is it uncle and grandson-in-law?"

"Relationship!" Shui Luoyou raised her hand and replied.

"Correct answer, this girl answered two questions correctly."

"Pfft, this is also called the answer." Lan Yuting glared at the boss with a bloody expression on his face.

"Question [-]: After stepping on the flowers, the butterfly circles the knees and names the name of a Chinese herbal medicine."

Shui Luoyou, who only knew about mint leaves and wormwood, looked at Lan Yuting blankly, and Lan Yuting shook his head, looking at Lan Yuzhuo and the others.

Qin Baoyi thought for a while, pulled Lan Yuting's sleeve to signal him to come over, raised her hand to cover her mouth and whispered the answer to him, Lan Yuting nodded, and repeated in Shui Luoyou's ear, Shui Luoyou thanked him and patted his arm , raised his voice and replied: "Xiangfu."

"This girl is really smart, she is Xiangfu, and the last question is: Liu Fucui and the young master, type two words."

Shui Luoyou thought for a long time to no avail, then looked at Lan Yuting again, Lan Yuting crossed his arms in thought, while Shui Luoyou looked at Lan Yuzhuo and Li Qinglian who were standing on the other side, seeing how well-matched they were standing together, it was true dazzling.

Shui Luoyou immediately looked away at Tan Baoyi, Tan Baoyi looked at her apologetically and shook his head.

"Hazakura." A cold voice rang in his ear.

Shui Luoyou turned his head to look at Lan Yuzhuo in surprise, Lan Yuzhuo looked at the stage with a cold face, as if what he heard just now was just Shui Luoyou's illusion.

Shui Luoyou hesitated to use his answer, but he really liked the lantern, so he frowned and kept silent.

Lan Yuzhuo didn't hear Shui Luoyou speak for a long time, thought she didn't hear it, and repeated it again, Shui Luoyou looked at his stern face with unclear intentions, and decided to use it after gritted his teeth, so that he could have an excuse to justify the lantern afterwards send out.

"Nursing babies?!" Shui Luoyou elongated her voice, as if she was not very confident in this weird answer

"Puff...cough cough..." Lan Yuting choked on his own saliva, stared at Shui Luoyou with wide-eyed astonishment, and Shui Luoyou blinked to show his innocence.

"Girl, what did you say, can you say it again?" The boss looked at Shui Luoyou hesitantly. Was it her lisp or did he hear it wrong?
Lan Yuzhuo's face was darkened immediately, and the corners of his mouth twitched. When he heard the boss's questioning, he had to correct it, and replied in a cold voice: "Yu Ying."

The boss nodded and thought to himself, it really was the girl who was slurring her speech. She stroked her beard with a smile and said, "That's right, this girl is the winner of this event. Congratulations girl, go to the stage to get a lantern and give it to your sweetheart."

Intermittent applause and blessings sounded around.

Lan Yuting blacked out again, and began to regret that he helped her figure out the answer.

Shui Luoyou smiled, turned around and waved to everyone, ran up to the stage to take the lantern handed over by the boss, the boss smiled kindly: "Congratulations girl, Wan Mou will congratulate the girl for her success in one fell swoop, and then the wedding will be held." Don't forget to come to Wan's "Yu Dengfang" to customize red lanterns, and Wan will give the girl a discount."

"Then I will accept the boss's good words, thank you, and I wish you a prosperous business." Shui Luoyou smiled until his eyes crescent, and ran down holding the lantern, and handed it to Tan Baoyi.

"Pretty, haha..."

Qin Baoyi nodded, also liked it very much, Shui Luoyou turned her face to look at Lan Yuting with a smile and said, "Let's go, let's set off the river lantern, and I will go back after buying some more things."

Lan Yuting sighed, looking at her bouncing and bouncing side with a pair of pale peach eyes full of doting, he laughed and shook his head and hurried to catch up: "Hey, Shui Luoyou, wait a minute, master, why are you running so fast? , Fourth brother, sister Qinglian, hurry up."

Lan Yuzhuo still followed with a calm and unhurried pace, Li Qinglian looked at him shyly, leaned over as if unintentionally, and walked side by side beside him.

Shui Luoyou handed the lantern to Wu'er, took Tan Baoyi to the stall and bought two, pointed to another blue lantern, raised a smile and said, "Lan Yuting, this is the one for you, this one is also pretty .”

Lan Yuting curled her lips and said, "Childish, what kind of river lanterns do my elders put on? Only you little girl likes them."

(End of this chapter)