City Fairy Store
Chapter 39
Chapter 39
"I said, do you have online banking or Alipay?" After the evening self-study, Qian Wu and He Yiting were among the crowded stairs, the voice was too noisy, and he couldn't hear it clearly the first time, so Qian Wu said again He repeated it again, but he still couldn't hear clearly.
Qian Wu raised his eyebrows and looked at him, and he complained bitterly about how many people were there, how noisy, how annoying, etc., when she didn't see his treacherous little eyes?So I simply didn't repeat it, and planned to send him out of the school as usual, and then back to the dormitory.
As soon as he got off the stairs, he turned around and asked her again: "What did you just say? I really didn't hear clearly." His tone was very sincere, and his expression was also very sincere. Can you be more shameless?Then the facts told her, yes!
He said with a calm face: "Recently, my ears are not working very well. It hurts a little. Maybe you can rub it for me? It really hurts..."
"It really hurts, doesn't it? Okay, I'll rub it for you." Qian Wuzu stopped abruptly, and stretched out her slender hands to grab his ears.He Yiting was overjoyed at first, the light in his eyes was like a cunning fox, but before he stretched out his two hands, he couldn't help crying "Ai ai" in pain, yelling in his mouth It hurts like hell, my ears are about to be twisted off, etc., while screaming "hiss", tears are about to come out of my eyes, such a tall and big boy is so slender and petite. Treating them cruelly is really against harmony and is not conducive to world peace. The walking students also frequently looked back and pointed, but most of them did not have any malicious intentions.
Because it's really unattractive in public, Qian Wu let go of his hand after snorting, and said, "Can you hear me clearly now?" when!Well, so to speak, she has already been a fool several times. He Yiting, despite his young age, is a wimpy and bad guy. Some people thought that he was in severe pain, so he gently passed some spiritual energy to him, but once he got in, this guy didn't care about the fact that there was still a large crowd here, he grabbed her hand and wouldn't let it go, sometimes he was even more presumptuous Will take a bite too.
How should I put it, in fact, she didn't really refuse to get close to him, it just depends on the time and place, if she is called a parent again, she can really die!So this time I was going to teach him a lesson.
He Yiting shrugged and lowered his head, sighed, rubbed his red and perhaps purple ears, and muttered: "Don't bully people just because of your strength!" Then he complained, "It's hard to be so little When you get along, you are still so petty!"
"What's wrong with me? Well, then I'll let you twist it twice and return it, okay?" While talking, he put his hands on his ears twice, and said, "Okay, I'm ready It's gone." She definitely won't complain of pain, and she will know who is the weaker one by then.Well, her brain circuits are always peculiar, and she always regards the corners as the key points.
How could He Yiting be willing to pinch her, just snorted: "I'm not as cruel as you! Girls are the only ones who pinch people's ears. By the way, what do you want to buy online?"
Seeing that he didn't screw it up, Qian Wu didn't mind, she would never rush to seek abuse, so she replied: "Buy a few blank talisman papers and talisman pens... let's start with this, remember to buy more blank talisman papers. Some.” It’s useless now, I can’t wait until the New Year’s Eve to go to Chenghuang Temple, and there are no special circumstances, and if you don’t go home on the New Year’s Day, your mother will be K. I heard that the Internet is very powerful. However, there are quite a few shops that specialize in selling these things.It's just that at the time, first of all, she didn't feel at ease about things she didn't see with her own eyes, and second, she was a bumpkin, and she didn't have Taobao account, Alipay and other high-tech things.The original owner seemed to have it, but the memory of this aspect probably disappeared, anyway, Qian Wu didn't know about it.
It's different now, she can enslave He Yiting now!
"Oh." When he reached the school gate, He Yiting didn't hang around Qian Wu and talk to him for a while as usual, but hurried away with a straight face, and said "I know" to Qian Wu's request, He was not used to leaving Qian Wu where he was, thinking that he was really angry, why is he so petty!Okay, okay, I'll just not screw him next time. ——This guy still doesn't understand the point!
He family.
He Yiting was facing the computer, comparing the goods in one store after another, but most of these stores sold already drawn talismans, and the blank ones did not make much money. He had already asked a dozen stores, and they all said that they did not sell blank talisman papers alone. , can only be bought together.He had no choice but to look at the evaluation of these talismans with depression. The sad thing is that in this world, science has been advocated for so many years, and few people are superstitious, and even if they are superstitious, they will go to that kind of big temple with a lot of incense to ask for Taoism Monk, which bastard would watch these online?Seeing that the most were about ten comments, there was really no comparison. In the end, he simply chose the most expensive one, and bought [-] blank talisman papers along with it.
But what's funny is that this shop also claims to sell self-cultivation exercises. When he asked him if he wanted it, he also said that it was guaranteed to be true, something passed down from his ancestors.In the usual way, his vicious mouth would definitely hurt the other party, but now he believes in these things more than anyone else, so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked how much it was. …It’s only [-] yuan without free shipping! “Selling at a loss” makes people look like idiots.
However, He Yiting suffocated at Qian Wu's place, and now he wanted to play tricks on others, so he asked, "Then how about the shopkeeper's cultivation?"
It took a long time for the shopkeeper to reply: "...I'm just looking out for others."
Then...then there is no more, I met a funny guy!He Yiting was about to burst into tears with laughter at this moment, while replying to him: "My girlfriend is also a cultivator, I'd better learn from her, so I won't waste the money to buy exercises, ha ha."
This is true, but I can't bear to believe it.About the third day, his package arrived at home, and Aunt Liao signed for it for her. She opened it after returning to her room, and seven or eight talismans with spells drawn by ghosts fell out. At first glance, they looked similar Yes, even more tidy than the ones Qian Wu gave him.But if you take a closer look, damn it, it's the same as the one printed on the printer, it's completely a fake product made by a machine!
Huh?Is there a book in it? "Summary of Talisman-making Techniques and Introductory Kungfu of Heshan Xianzong School" also comes with a note: Dear, this is a small gift for you, it is passed down from your ancestors!Damn it, He Yiting cursed again, turned on the computer and logged into Taobao, and gave a bad review.
When he went to school the next day, he put those blank talisman papers in a black bag and handed them to Qian Wu, nunuzui said: "Do you think this will work?" Black shop, I was tricked and so on.
Then Qian Wu said: "Although the quality is mediocre, it is still usable." Then he asked how he was cheated. He said again, "Did you not sleep well yesterday?"It seems that he is not very energetic. "
He Yiting didn't speak, and finally said simply: "It's really nothing." But then asked her softly, "The innate energy comes from nothing... What do you think?"
Qian Wu let out a "huh", thought for a while, and then said: "That's right, why did you suddenly ask me this?"
He Yiting shook his head, and asked her after a while: "Do you need a spiritual root for cultivation? Then what kind of spiritual root are you? Are you a heavenly spiritual root?"
Qian Wu nodded first, then shook his head, and said: "My aptitude is very average... We do classify them, but they are not divided into heaven and earth, but the best alien spirit root, and the weakest is The five spiritual roots are only slightly stronger than ordinary people, and they will not have great achievements." After thinking for a while, he suddenly said, "How do you know that the heaven, earth, and yellow are divided into spiritual roots... "The Legend of Guangyuanzi's Cultivation of Immortals"?"
"..." He Yiting was stunned for two seconds, then scratched his head, "You see it too?" Seeing her nodding, her face turned red slowly, and finally even the roots of her ears were covered with a layer of crimson, secretly Seeing her, but seeing her expressionless, he was relieved and disappointed at the same time. Fortunately, the bell for class saved him, and he turned around and buried his head in the tall pile of books.
In other words, it was actually his first time reading a novel, but didn’t he search for Sou Xiuxian’s post yesterday, and many people recommended this one, so he simply clicked in and read it. In the secular world, I was just a poor little beggar. I accidentally got a book of self-cultivation exercises. I didn’t understand what it was talking about, but I still recited it silently several times a day. After a few days, I actually had aura. Hovering in the body, he has since entered the immortal way and entered the great sect.But He Yiting is very strange, isn't he a beggar, how can he still recognize words?
Along the way, the protagonist’s golden finger aura shines all over the earth, all good opportunities belong to him, and all the virtuous, virtuous and beautiful female cultivators also fall in love with him... The same plot, He Yiting finally skipped and watched it , jumping to see what?Hehe, don't forget that this is a novel about cultivating immortals, and two of the three are about sex.Among some old friends of the same age, He Yiting is considered the cleanest one. Up to now, he is still a chicken, but he is also a boy, okay?So this morning I was not very energetic, Qian Wu asked him why he had the nerve to say that he was reading pornographic books?
I don't know what came to mind, he was a little afraid to look at her all day long, but he took out the mirror desperately.Because of what happened in English class, there are many ugly boys who don't look in the mirror anymore, especially the ones with girls sitting behind them.Because as soon as it is taken out, countless people will come and joke: "Who are you taking a picture of? Haha, I will also come to see if it is beautiful."
But He Yiting, the instigator, never repented and remained the same, and no one dared to provoke him. The old witch was hospitalized again, so he felt more at ease.Qian Wu blushed for the first time, and punched him hard on the back, not allowing him to look at it again.
The two were chatting secretly there, Qian Wu was still ignorant, but He Yiting felt that there were more and more yellow waste in his mind, and the female pig's feet had turned into... well, he was afraid of being caught by this... The violent female pig's foot was beaten to death, but she still kept it in her heart.But he also felt that he had treated her lightly, so he could only bear not to look at her, so that his mind would be clearer.
After a few days, I started talking to her about this miraculous online shopping again, and said, "How about I show you that exercise book?"
(End of this chapter)
"I said, do you have online banking or Alipay?" After the evening self-study, Qian Wu and He Yiting were among the crowded stairs, the voice was too noisy, and he couldn't hear it clearly the first time, so Qian Wu said again He repeated it again, but he still couldn't hear clearly.
Qian Wu raised his eyebrows and looked at him, and he complained bitterly about how many people were there, how noisy, how annoying, etc., when she didn't see his treacherous little eyes?So I simply didn't repeat it, and planned to send him out of the school as usual, and then back to the dormitory.
As soon as he got off the stairs, he turned around and asked her again: "What did you just say? I really didn't hear clearly." His tone was very sincere, and his expression was also very sincere. Can you be more shameless?Then the facts told her, yes!
He said with a calm face: "Recently, my ears are not working very well. It hurts a little. Maybe you can rub it for me? It really hurts..."
"It really hurts, doesn't it? Okay, I'll rub it for you." Qian Wuzu stopped abruptly, and stretched out her slender hands to grab his ears.He Yiting was overjoyed at first, the light in his eyes was like a cunning fox, but before he stretched out his two hands, he couldn't help crying "Ai ai" in pain, yelling in his mouth It hurts like hell, my ears are about to be twisted off, etc., while screaming "hiss", tears are about to come out of my eyes, such a tall and big boy is so slender and petite. Treating them cruelly is really against harmony and is not conducive to world peace. The walking students also frequently looked back and pointed, but most of them did not have any malicious intentions.
Because it's really unattractive in public, Qian Wu let go of his hand after snorting, and said, "Can you hear me clearly now?" when!Well, so to speak, she has already been a fool several times. He Yiting, despite his young age, is a wimpy and bad guy. Some people thought that he was in severe pain, so he gently passed some spiritual energy to him, but once he got in, this guy didn't care about the fact that there was still a large crowd here, he grabbed her hand and wouldn't let it go, sometimes he was even more presumptuous Will take a bite too.
How should I put it, in fact, she didn't really refuse to get close to him, it just depends on the time and place, if she is called a parent again, she can really die!So this time I was going to teach him a lesson.
He Yiting shrugged and lowered his head, sighed, rubbed his red and perhaps purple ears, and muttered: "Don't bully people just because of your strength!" Then he complained, "It's hard to be so little When you get along, you are still so petty!"
"What's wrong with me? Well, then I'll let you twist it twice and return it, okay?" While talking, he put his hands on his ears twice, and said, "Okay, I'm ready It's gone." She definitely won't complain of pain, and she will know who is the weaker one by then.Well, her brain circuits are always peculiar, and she always regards the corners as the key points.
How could He Yiting be willing to pinch her, just snorted: "I'm not as cruel as you! Girls are the only ones who pinch people's ears. By the way, what do you want to buy online?"
Seeing that he didn't screw it up, Qian Wu didn't mind, she would never rush to seek abuse, so she replied: "Buy a few blank talisman papers and talisman pens... let's start with this, remember to buy more blank talisman papers. Some.” It’s useless now, I can’t wait until the New Year’s Eve to go to Chenghuang Temple, and there are no special circumstances, and if you don’t go home on the New Year’s Day, your mother will be K. I heard that the Internet is very powerful. However, there are quite a few shops that specialize in selling these things.It's just that at the time, first of all, she didn't feel at ease about things she didn't see with her own eyes, and second, she was a bumpkin, and she didn't have Taobao account, Alipay and other high-tech things.The original owner seemed to have it, but the memory of this aspect probably disappeared, anyway, Qian Wu didn't know about it.
It's different now, she can enslave He Yiting now!
"Oh." When he reached the school gate, He Yiting didn't hang around Qian Wu and talk to him for a while as usual, but hurried away with a straight face, and said "I know" to Qian Wu's request, He was not used to leaving Qian Wu where he was, thinking that he was really angry, why is he so petty!Okay, okay, I'll just not screw him next time. ——This guy still doesn't understand the point!
He family.
He Yiting was facing the computer, comparing the goods in one store after another, but most of these stores sold already drawn talismans, and the blank ones did not make much money. He had already asked a dozen stores, and they all said that they did not sell blank talisman papers alone. , can only be bought together.He had no choice but to look at the evaluation of these talismans with depression. The sad thing is that in this world, science has been advocated for so many years, and few people are superstitious, and even if they are superstitious, they will go to that kind of big temple with a lot of incense to ask for Taoism Monk, which bastard would watch these online?Seeing that the most were about ten comments, there was really no comparison. In the end, he simply chose the most expensive one, and bought [-] blank talisman papers along with it.
But what's funny is that this shop also claims to sell self-cultivation exercises. When he asked him if he wanted it, he also said that it was guaranteed to be true, something passed down from his ancestors.In the usual way, his vicious mouth would definitely hurt the other party, but now he believes in these things more than anyone else, so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked how much it was. …It’s only [-] yuan without free shipping! “Selling at a loss” makes people look like idiots.
However, He Yiting suffocated at Qian Wu's place, and now he wanted to play tricks on others, so he asked, "Then how about the shopkeeper's cultivation?"
It took a long time for the shopkeeper to reply: "...I'm just looking out for others."
Then...then there is no more, I met a funny guy!He Yiting was about to burst into tears with laughter at this moment, while replying to him: "My girlfriend is also a cultivator, I'd better learn from her, so I won't waste the money to buy exercises, ha ha."
This is true, but I can't bear to believe it.About the third day, his package arrived at home, and Aunt Liao signed for it for her. She opened it after returning to her room, and seven or eight talismans with spells drawn by ghosts fell out. At first glance, they looked similar Yes, even more tidy than the ones Qian Wu gave him.But if you take a closer look, damn it, it's the same as the one printed on the printer, it's completely a fake product made by a machine!
Huh?Is there a book in it? "Summary of Talisman-making Techniques and Introductory Kungfu of Heshan Xianzong School" also comes with a note: Dear, this is a small gift for you, it is passed down from your ancestors!Damn it, He Yiting cursed again, turned on the computer and logged into Taobao, and gave a bad review.
When he went to school the next day, he put those blank talisman papers in a black bag and handed them to Qian Wu, nunuzui said: "Do you think this will work?" Black shop, I was tricked and so on.
Then Qian Wu said: "Although the quality is mediocre, it is still usable." Then he asked how he was cheated. He said again, "Did you not sleep well yesterday?"It seems that he is not very energetic. "
He Yiting didn't speak, and finally said simply: "It's really nothing." But then asked her softly, "The innate energy comes from nothing... What do you think?"
Qian Wu let out a "huh", thought for a while, and then said: "That's right, why did you suddenly ask me this?"
He Yiting shook his head, and asked her after a while: "Do you need a spiritual root for cultivation? Then what kind of spiritual root are you? Are you a heavenly spiritual root?"
Qian Wu nodded first, then shook his head, and said: "My aptitude is very average... We do classify them, but they are not divided into heaven and earth, but the best alien spirit root, and the weakest is The five spiritual roots are only slightly stronger than ordinary people, and they will not have great achievements." After thinking for a while, he suddenly said, "How do you know that the heaven, earth, and yellow are divided into spiritual roots... "The Legend of Guangyuanzi's Cultivation of Immortals"?"
"..." He Yiting was stunned for two seconds, then scratched his head, "You see it too?" Seeing her nodding, her face turned red slowly, and finally even the roots of her ears were covered with a layer of crimson, secretly Seeing her, but seeing her expressionless, he was relieved and disappointed at the same time. Fortunately, the bell for class saved him, and he turned around and buried his head in the tall pile of books.
In other words, it was actually his first time reading a novel, but didn’t he search for Sou Xiuxian’s post yesterday, and many people recommended this one, so he simply clicked in and read it. In the secular world, I was just a poor little beggar. I accidentally got a book of self-cultivation exercises. I didn’t understand what it was talking about, but I still recited it silently several times a day. After a few days, I actually had aura. Hovering in the body, he has since entered the immortal way and entered the great sect.But He Yiting is very strange, isn't he a beggar, how can he still recognize words?
Along the way, the protagonist’s golden finger aura shines all over the earth, all good opportunities belong to him, and all the virtuous, virtuous and beautiful female cultivators also fall in love with him... The same plot, He Yiting finally skipped and watched it , jumping to see what?Hehe, don't forget that this is a novel about cultivating immortals, and two of the three are about sex.Among some old friends of the same age, He Yiting is considered the cleanest one. Up to now, he is still a chicken, but he is also a boy, okay?So this morning I was not very energetic, Qian Wu asked him why he had the nerve to say that he was reading pornographic books?
I don't know what came to mind, he was a little afraid to look at her all day long, but he took out the mirror desperately.Because of what happened in English class, there are many ugly boys who don't look in the mirror anymore, especially the ones with girls sitting behind them.Because as soon as it is taken out, countless people will come and joke: "Who are you taking a picture of? Haha, I will also come to see if it is beautiful."
But He Yiting, the instigator, never repented and remained the same, and no one dared to provoke him. The old witch was hospitalized again, so he felt more at ease.Qian Wu blushed for the first time, and punched him hard on the back, not allowing him to look at it again.
The two were chatting secretly there, Qian Wu was still ignorant, but He Yiting felt that there were more and more yellow waste in his mind, and the female pig's feet had turned into... well, he was afraid of being caught by this... The violent female pig's foot was beaten to death, but she still kept it in her heart.But he also felt that he had treated her lightly, so he could only bear not to look at her, so that his mind would be clearer.
After a few days, I started talking to her about this miraculous online shopping again, and said, "How about I show you that exercise book?"
(End of this chapter)
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