wild star

Chapter 108 30 Million Seconds A Real Man

The female bear over there who had eaten up all the fish looked up and saw Zhao Yanling hugging the cub, and began to accumulate anger points again, or make a wave indiscriminately.

"Picking a bear, it feels good."

"I'm envious of a man who can suck a bear."

Zhao Yanling accepted it as soon as she saw it, and quickly let Xiao Xiong go.

But the little bear ate the fish and smelled the steamed buns in his backpack, so he begged for nothing and refused to leave.Most animals are cuter than adults when they are young, and they have not yet been infected with the bad habit of rubbing pine oil. They are hairy, and Dabomei especially likes to hug them in their arms and rub their milk.

Zhao Yanling pushed it: "Little thing, kick your nose and face? Get out of here."

Mother Bear: "Grrr..."

Zhao Yanling got up and showed her arms and rolled up her sleeves: "Come on, do you think I'm afraid of you? Does it matter whether you are big or small? If you dare to fall today, you doubt life."

Water friends are happy to watch, Lao Zhao is fierce!
The little bear pouted and the boss reluctantly withdrew to the mother bear, Zhao Yanling was actually a beast that smoothed its hair.Seeing that the mother and son were silent, they took out steamed buns from their backpacks, sliced ​​them into slices and simmered them in a baking tray with oil, salt and cumin.

He turned his head and waved at Shao Yi. He had only eaten half of the meal, so he couldn't let the child stay on the tree forever.

Shao Yi frightened and moved to Zhao Yanling's side, his admiration for Uncle Yanling was like a surging river, out of control.

When will he be able to wrestle with the beast?
Slice the steamed buns, bake one piece for the little bear, one piece for the female bear, one piece for Shao Yi, and another piece for yourself.Careful like the distribution of kindergarten classes, people and bears sit around the baking pan.

Seeing that its mother was no longer angry, the little bear sneaked up to Zhao Yanling's side. During the period, he looked back at the mother bear's reaction from time to time, which melted Shuiyou's cute heart, and clamored for Lao Zhao to give the little bear more points.

Zhao Yanling crossed her legs, put Xiao Xiongdun in her arms, and gave him more slices of toasted buns.

The inventory I carried couldn't stand the boredom of the king of big stomachs, and soon bottomed out.Finally, Zhao Yanling dipped the steamed bun into the bottom of the pot, stuffed it into the little bear's mouth and spread his hands: "It's gone."

The mother bear told the little bear to leave, and suddenly it turned around and raised its big palm to push Zhao Yanling off guard, unexpectedly pushing him all over the place.

Countless water friends were stunned and then laughed, and the mother bear took the opportunity to run away with her cubs pouted and disappeared.

Zhao Yanling got up and said to Shao Yi: "Look, an animal is an animal, there is no reason for it, you have to learn this lesson."

Shao Yi groaned and suppressed a smile: "Got it, Uncle."

In the end, the female bear's angry revenge on Zhao Yanling was so funny that it was screenshotted and made into an emoticon package, which spread widely at the speed of light.

Shuiyou told Zhao Yanling that when stick was posting on Weibo, he abducted him again, saying that some people had no quality.

Zhao Yanling sighed: "That's really a pity."

The water friend was furious: "Why does that old Zhao, who is fighting all over the world, disappear at every critical moment?"

Zhao Yanling shrugged: "What kind of person do you think I am?"

"real man!"

"Urine sex!"

"Invincible existence."

Zhao Yanling smiled: "Look, I am a big man, a man of iron, can I play tricks with a childish stick? Stick is so weak, do you have the nerve to let me bully him? Maybe I will just stretch out my hand You can pull him around, are there any bullies like you?"

"Naked contempt."

"Stick? His name is Kunkun!"

Zhao Yanling counted with her fingers: "A hundred years of life, converted into seconds, is about 30 billion seconds. I am a real man with 30 billion seconds. In the future, don't encourage me to do things like bullying children. Just think about it." Fall."

"30 billion seconds a real man..."

"You are awesome!"

"On blowing and forcing my uncle to help Zhao Ritian!"

The name of the real man of 30 billion seconds spread like wildfire, and when Zhao Yanling and Shao Yi arrived at the temporary station set up by the animal protection department, all the people on his Weibo were shouting the real man of 30 billion seconds...

Coincidentally, Section Chief Zhang is also at the station today.

"Xiao Zhao, Yanjun's child is thanks to you. After going abroad, no one dared to recognize him when he came back. The little boy is no longer a motherly girl, and he has started to work hard in his studies." Section Chief Zhang spoke more than before the two meetings More casual, which means the relationship is in place. "I don't know what tricks you used. You deserve your reputation. When Yan Jun came back, he kept silent about the things over there, but it's a good thing to change."

Zhao Yanling shook hands with him: "Boy Zhang Yanjun, you don't really know him. That kid is smart, and he knows in his heart that his behavior is not pleasing. He didn't want to change it in the past, not that he couldn't change it. I also If you don’t work hard, just take him around, and what he sees and hears will naturally change his thinking. The Serengeti is a wild place, and you can go for a walk when you have time, Section Chief Zhang.”

"I'd like to wait until I retire. Our animal protection department wanted to check the tiger a long time ago, and you came in time." Section Chief Zhang patted his protruding belly and noticed the four-winged bird on Zhao Yanling's shoulder. "It's grown so big. We are studying the plan to open the crypt and release the four-winged bird, and we are afraid that there will be bad and unpredictable results if we change it hastily. You are the first four-winged bird to discover, maybe we should listen to your Opinion."

Everyone has selfishness, in other countries he can mess around with confidence, but in China there are too many things to be afraid of.Zhao Yanling didn't want to get involved in things he wasn't sure about: "Let's find the tiger first."

The scientific research station is still some distance away from Jiuxing Lianchi. Section Chief Zhang and the others positioned the tiger. Several dense light spots overlapped on the monitor. At first, multiple trackers were installed on the tiger to prevent it from falling off.

Section Chief Zhang pointed to the monitor and said, "The tiger is in Jiuxing Lianchi, maybe taking a bath. We saw it once in the pond before."

The staff brought inspection tools and anesthesia guns, and they all wore camouflage uniforms and headed for Jiuxing Lianchi.

Zhao Yanling felt that they were fussing, "There's no need to bring an anesthesia gun, I'm here."

Section Chief Zhang shook his head: "I haven't seen you for so long, it doesn't matter if your little friendship at the beginning didn't work."

"That's fine, but you must not shoot until it has no warning signs of harm."

After walking halfway, Zhao Yanling heard the tiger's unique howling faintly.The voice seemed to be a long-distance call, but it was stretched by the crowd and fell down like a sigh.

Judging from the faces of Section Chief Zhang and the others, it seemed that they didn't hear them.

The past of roaring side by side with the tiger was vivid in his memory, Zhao Yanling stopped, his dantian sucked his cheeks in a deep breath, and made a long and thick sound like a bel canto singer practicing his voice.

Let the sound fly for a while, the tiger's voice came again, and the two fierce beasts communicated tacitly across the mountains.

Section Chief Zhang put down his hands covering his ears: "Xiao Zhao, you are..."

"It's okay, send a signal to tell the beasts in the mountains that I, Old Zhao, are here."

Everyone was speechless, and the young staff muttered that he was pretending.Zhao Yanling listened to the words without saying a word, but just laughed it off.

Since it was already afternoon when we set off, the sun was setting and the last rays of light were soon put away.

Section Chief Zhang instructed everyone to repair on the spot and light a fire to cook.

The night on the high mountain was as cool as water, and the cold wind was blowing. Seeing them take out the miniature gas hood, Zhao Yanling lost interest in cooking, but did not turn off the live broadcast.

They ate some ready-to-eat food, drank some Lapsang Souchong brought by Section Chief Zhang, and got together with outdoor gas lamps to brag and fart.

The last quarter moon was hanging high, and Section Chief Zhang vividly said what he had learned from field work when he was young: "It's on Huangtuya, where they have a Gaoligou. It turned out that there was a family named Chi who burned wasteland under the cliff and reclaimed new fields. Then It has been forbidden to open new fields privately for a while, and the forestry station and we jointly enforced the law to dissuade the man surnamed Chi from seeing a large number of law enforcement officers in uniform going up the mountain. From daytime to dark, at night it was like finding a pile of rocks to deal with overnight. Because of lack of preparation, we were so cold that we couldn't sleep. We didn't wake up until the sun rose three poles the next morning. I felt cold and soft to the touch. I thought it was someone else's arm. When I opened my eyes, I was almost scared to pee. It turned out that there was a giant snake with thick thighs on the ground, and it was swimming among the stones. I only saw his body and head, but not the tail. too long!
Think about it, there are no boa constrictors outside our pass, the biggest snake is black grass, and its scientific name is Heimei.Not to mention me, everyone present saw such a big snake for the first time in their lives.What's even more weird is that the snake has a dark red comb on its forehead, just like a cockscomb.I was timid and jumped up in fright, and the others were awakened by me. Everyone didn't care about anything, and ran away, running down the mountain in a panic.

Afterwards, we found out that we were not the only ones to see the snake with a long crown. Many people in Huangtuya had seen it with their own eyes when picking wild celery in spring.It is said that the snake has practiced for hundreds of years, first grows a crown, then turns into a jiao, and finally turns into a dragon after crossing the catastrophe.Therefore, although it looks scary, it never hurts people, and harming people is detrimental to morality.In a few years, no one has ever seen a big snake. Some said it ran into the deep mountains and old forests.Xiao Zhao, Huangtuya and Panshanling are separated by a mountain. Have you heard of the big snake with a crown? "

Zhao Yanling had really heard this rumor. Grandpa seemed to have mentioned this snake in his memory, saying that it was actually a black grass. Xi Suosuo, there were sneaky voices coming from all directions.

He looked up and saw dozens of green eyes emitting a terrifying light at night...

(End of this chapter)