wild star

Chapter 334 Honey Dodge
For those who were present, boxing fans and Zhao Yanling's fans were divided equally.There are many Chinese, but his fans are not limited to Chinese, he is the wilderness superstar in the world.

"CNN" interviewed a boxing fan with the Stars and Stripes printed on his face: "Who do you think will win, Zhao or Dilian?"

The boxing fan said without hesitation, "It must be Dilian, he is a professional boxer, it depends on how many rounds Zhao can last."

At this time, another Caucasian girl next to her put her pretty face into the camera: "Nonsense, Zhao will definitely win, he will always win."

The male boxing fan made an angry expression: "Fake boxing fans, please go away!"

"You idiot, it's you who should get out!"

"Shet! Dillian will let the Chinese kid understand what a professional boxer is!"

The reporter wiped off his sweat and hurriedly changed to another audience.

……

In addition to the general audience, many celebrities and public figures were present.

There are Lao Hu, Xiao Yu, Yang Rong, Mr. Wang, Mr. Gang, Mr. Yan from China, and surprisingly Da Zui Chen and other celebrities have also come.From abroad, there are Ryan Reynolds, Eva Green, Pierre, and even Captain America, Hawkeye, Stallone... Zhao Yanling's relatives are only Niwei, and the child is taken care of by the housekeeper at Blue Star.Besides, what surprised Zhao Yanling the most was a colleague, Bear Grylls.

This is really hilarious, two wilderness superstars, who may have met in the boxing ring.

First there was a heavyweight playoff, and then it was Dillian's turn.

His appearance won a lot of applause, and the cheers were deafening.

Originally, his popularity was not so high, but because the opponent was Zhao Yanling, who was considered 100% impossible to win, this phenomenon happened.

Black rap music played, and Dillian wriggled his fat buttocks and appeared wearing a sun hat, snarling.

At this time, Zhao Yanling was sitting in the waiting room, and the coach explained the tactics to him, and at the same time danced the God of War dance to warm up.

For his God of War dance, coach Louis has always been puzzled and helpless.It is said that Zhao has been dancing for two years, and his physical fitness depends on it... Don't you Chinese all practice Tai Chi?
It was Zhao Yanling's turn, and the coach put on a blue star shirt with a white background for him.

He is inexperienced and can't think of any cool ways to appear on the stage. Compared with Dillian, his performance is quite satisfactory.However, the opening music is very interesting, it is a whistle war song, it sounds very cheerful and rhythmic, but it does not have a ruthless momentum.

Looking around, there are huge crowds of people, half cheering, half booing.

He has sharp ears and can hear many insulting words about yellow people.But being anxious and flabbergasted is the sign of a coward and a low self-esteem person. He was calm and composed, and made countless punches and hated him to the bone, and saw the helpless expression and movements that made his teeth itch.

As if to say, children, you are still too skinny!

So, half of it was scolding, and the other half was hilarious.

After the two of them took off their shirts and exposed their boxer shorts, another burst of laughter broke out.These jokes are basically people who understand Chinese or are Chinese.

Because both of their shorts were written in Chinese, which Dillian probably didn't understand. On the waistband of the trousers were the four Chinese characters "strengthening the body".On the waistband of Zhao Yanling's trousers was written "Zhao Ritian", with the character "pan" on his left leg and the character "he" on his right leg.

Read it together: Zhao Ritian, kill him!
Some people laughed so hard that they lost their breath.

Those who do not understand Chinese began to ask them what was written on it.

In fact, when the language has developed to the present, all English contexts can be translated into the most appropriate Chinese, and all Chinese can also be translated into English, even if it is an Internet language.If you look at the translated English novels, they still look like the clumsy writing decades ago, and you can only say that the translator has just graduated from junior high school.

In this way, the Chinese meaning on Zhao Yanling's shorts continued to spread, and the scene continued to burst into laughter.

Dillian didn't know why, and suddenly felt humiliated, his nose began to puff out, and anger was written on his forehead.

The host walked to the center of the ring and said a few words.

Then he handed the microphone in front of Zhao Yanling: "Zhao, you are very popular. As an amateur boxer, this surprises me. Can you tell me why the audience laughs?"

Zhao Yanling was not stage fright at all, and said in a thick baritone voice: "I think it's because of my shorts."

The host asked, "What's written on it?"

Pointing to the shorts, Zhao Yanling said with a smile: "The general meaning is, cherish life and stay away from Zhao Ritian!"

There was another burst of laughter in the audience!
Bruwens Zhao is so funny.

The host handed the microphone to Dilian in a vicious manner: "Dilian, what do you think of this?"

Dillian snorted and snorted, made a snorting sound, and held his breath for a moment: "I won't act like a clown, I will let him know that all this is in vain."

This time, the cheers were less fervent.The host handed the microphone to Zhao Yanling's mouth for the last time: "Zhao, what do you think about this?"

Zhao Yanling's eyes were bright, and she easily found Niwei, and blew a kiss to her.The camera turned to a young woman who was full of temperament after giving birth. Her skin was firm and glamorous. Niwei blew kisses with both hands, and the scene screamed.

Then, Zhao Yanling turned to the microphone, looked at Dilian and said, "Dilian, you are the only person I know who can snore when awake!"

Hahahaha...

The entire Madison Square Garden fell into a sea of ​​joy!

Zhao is worthy of being one of the most humorous people who have ever been on the "Ellen Show". He said a total of two sentences, and the two sentences made the audience burst into laughter.Some viewers even thought, why don't they play the game, let Lao Zhao and Dilian perform a talk show, it's worth the price of admission!
The camera turned to the auditorium, and found that many people were laughing unsteadily, laughing out of shape, and laughing out of the deep well.

At first someone shouted: "One more, one more, one more..."

Gradually, the voices became uniform.

The host saw that Dilian's face was livid, and thought that although the live effect was very good, it's better not to irritate others.So, he stepped off the stage very intimately.His purpose of teasing the anger of both parties has been achieved, although Bruwensi Zhao seems to be unaffected at all...

The referee pulled the two into the center, said the rules, waved his hand, and the game finally started.

As soon as Zhao Yanling took two steps back, Dillian, who was burning with anger, rushed forward.

He swished twice with his jab, as ruthless as a poisonous snake, and it was hard to be bitten.

However, Zhao Yanling suddenly put down the raised fist frame, stretched his head over, turned his head twice in succession, and missed both jabs.

The audience exclaimed, and the exaggerated and high-pitched tone of the commentary: "Is Zhao's dislike of Dillian's anger not hot enough? He is still provoking, you know, even a heavyweight jab will hit a KO. I think Mrs. Zhao Too big, although he escaped, it may be just a fluke."

As soon as the words were finished, Dillian's backhand came with a heavy punch.

Zhao Yanling lowered his head in time, and wiped his scalp with heavy punches, but Dilian's uppercut with his left hand followed closely.

The audience exclaimed, there is a price to be paid for being handsome, if he is hit this time, he will be KO directly, without any suspense.

But Zhao Yanling lowered her head and didn't lift her head at all. Her thick neck was slightly turned to one side, and she seemed to have narrowly escaped the uppercut.

Dillian was condescending, and used a peculiar trick of smashing down. Normally, no one can avoid it.

But Zhao Yanling took a step back with her right foot, and with her right foot as the center, she turned in a circle as if dancing, and dodged gracefully.

The scene had just erupted in cheers, when Dilian saw that Zhao Yanling dared to turn his back on him on the boxing ring, he would not come again when the opportunity was not lost, and immediately stepped forward. According to the plan, he punched, just when Zhao Yanling turned around, this punch would Hit Zhao Yanling's cheek.With the superposition of two forces, even the Iron Man will fall down!

However, Zhao Yanling's left leg made an arc and took a side-sliding step, with his back facing Dilian's outstretched arm, and slid against his fist to his back.

At least a quarter of the audience stood up in shock. This dodge was unprecedented, at least unprecedented.

In the heavyweight boxing ring, Zhao Yanling had never been so flexible and dared to play like this.

Is this still a big man over 190 catties?
Screams, whistling sounded into pieces, and the sky boiled!
The coach originally yelled at Zhao Yanling from the audience, opposing his risky defense and telling him to put on airs and fight hard.When I got here, I was shocked and speechless.

He is a professional coach and has produced many boxing champions from him.But Zhao Yanling surprised him too much. This kid is usually calm and well-trained, but when he really got into the ring, he seemed to be a different person.

Zhao Yanling walked around behind Dilian, turned around, and stood upright, waiting for Dilian to turn around.

This kind of insult is unbearable for any boxer!

Zhao Yanling didn't raise his hands to defend his set of combined punches, but just dodged, but he dodged them all.He was played by his opponent from beginning to end, and Dillian's eyeballs were red.

His coach yelled from below: "Dillian, calm down, calm down, he deliberately made you lose your temper."

But Dillian turned a deaf ear, he hit the head!
Zhao Yanling still didn't raise his hand, and stepped forward with both legs, dodging three jabs, two backhand punches, and two uppercuts. He turned around, walked around to Dillian's side, and stood up straight again.

The fryer is on the spot!
There has never been, there has never been a heavyweight player like Zhao Yanling.

Those dodging masters have always been lightweight or middleweight players, no heavyweight player can play like this.

Back then, Roy Jones Jr. was invincible all over the world at middleweight, but when he reached heavyweight, he stopped immediately, his flexibility was gone, and he was KO'd in a few strokes.

Dude, that's not how heavyweights work!

To say that before Zhao Yanling got "propelled", he couldn't do this with his current body shape.But now, as long as he is willing, it is not impossible to have an iron palm to float on the water.

Standing still, he spits out half of the braces.

On the big screen, I saw Zhao Yanling chattering, but the audience couldn't hear what he was saying, but they were all as excited as if they had been pumped.

Zhao Yanling was saying to Dilian, "Come on, let's do another round."

After speaking, he put the braces back on his teeth, and gestured to his cheek with his boxing gloves, signaling for Dillian to attack.

(End of this chapter)