Happy Shennong

Chapter 21
That's right, it was the marriage proposal duo headed by Aunt Wang who came to Liu's house from afar.

It was rare for He Xiaowei to be serious, and he didn't bring a single follower on this trip.Although he is the main character in matters such as marriage proposal, he also knows that Aunt Wang, the middleman, has the most say.So he tactfully carried the gift himself and acted as a follower for Aunt Wang.

This is the most low-key time in his life.Anyway, he felt that his attitude was low enough and he was full of sincerity. In addition, Aunt Wang personally acted, so he was more or less confident in taking down Liu Yuxuan.

However, he was still a little worried.

Before entering the door, he called Aunt Wang to stop, and said softly: "I'm a little nervous, Aunt Wang, you also know that Xuanxuan has a stubborn temper, what if she disagrees anyway?"

"Don't worry, my aunt has arranged so many marriages, but she has no experience? Most people definitely don't know. In fact, there are many ways in this line of business. In view of your situation, the best way to deal with it is not to ask her My opinion."

Speaking of being a matchmaker, Aunt Wang seemed very proud.Dancing and smiling.

However, He Xiaowei was puzzled: "Aunt Wang, I am proposing marriage to Xuanxuan, why don't I ask her own opinion?"

"You are stupid. With your current situation, how can she agree to you? If that's the case, then we still ask her, isn't it self-inflicted? So, the focus of our lobbying this time is old man Liu. As long as Liu Once the old man makes sense, he will naturally help us persuade Xuanxuan."

"Yes!" He Xiaowei slapped his thigh, woke up like a dream, and gave Aunt Wang a thumbs up, "Xuanxuan can reject us, but she may not disobey her father's wishes. Haha, tall, it's really tall. Wang Aunt, I really have you! As long as this is done, I will never treat you badly. "

Aunt Wang was very grateful for He Xiaowei's praise.However, she did not forget the important point: "Xiaowei, you should be smart and diligent for a while, and try to impress old man Liu. By the way, let me reiterate, Xuanxuan is the first-class beauty in the village. He is also a high-achieving student who has seen the world, and it is extremely difficult to negotiate, so in terms of fees..."

"I remember, Aunt Wang, as long as Xuanxuan nods, the red envelopes of [-] will be worth a cent to you!"

"Okay, okay, at first glance, you are a promising person, refreshing! Okay, let's go in."

……

Although Liu Yuxuan didn't hear the conversation between Aunt Wang and He Xiaowei, she could guess their intentions.

So, she immediately made a wise choice-run away.

Linley had just wiped a tomato on his clothes and was about to give her a taste, but he didn't even have the chance to hand it over.

"what's the situation?"

Linley looked at the direction Liu Yuxuan was escaping from, touched his temples in a daze, put all the vegetables back into the basket, and was about to send them to the kitchen, when He Xiaowei's voice came from behind him: "Why are you here again?"

As soon as He Xiaowei walked to the door, he saw Lin Lei.And when he saw Linley, he couldn't help but think of the last time he made a wedding dress for Linley.

This is not a good sign, after all, his purpose this time is the same as last time.

Coincidentally, I met the same person in the same place, imagine, the same result will happen sadly, right?

Linley took a look at the staffing of He Xiaowei and Aunt Wang, as well as what He Xiaowei mentioned, and he got a general idea.

At first he didn't want to pay attention to He Xiaowei, but now...his curiosity was aroused, he simply found a chair and sat down, and said with a smile: "Aunt Wang, come out to sneak out to apprentice? Why didn't you tie it? Don't bite people."

"Grass..." He Xiaowei became anxious when he heard it.

Aunt Wang quickly grabbed him, and reminded softly: "Don't forget the purpose of your trip, don't be impulsive!"

"Hmph, why wait for me!" He Xiaowei gave Linley a vicious look, and retreated behind Aunt Wang.Aunt Wang looked around, and said to Linley, "You're here to look for old man Liu too?"

"No, I'm here to find Sister Xuanxuan." Linley replied casually, maintaining a harmless smile.

"So that's the case. Obviously Xuanxuan isn't here. I have something to do with old man Liu. It may take a while, and no one greets you, but I don't want to neglect you. I think you should go back first and come back tomorrow."

Aunt Wang can be said to be a fine person, and she is very skillful in using the means of talking to people when she sees people, and talking nonsense when seeing ghosts.Realizing that Lin Lei had conflicts with He Xiaowei, of course he wanted to dismiss him.It's just that Linley just scolded He Xiaowei just now, and didn't mean to scold her in any way, so she couldn't go too far and said it quite tactfully.

As for Linley, he didn't follow Aunt Wang's tricks at all: "It's fine, I'll just wait here, no need to say hello."

"Ahem, Xiaolei, it's like this. We want to talk to old man Liu about something private. In the words of you young people, it's a secret, and we can't let outsiders hear it for the time being, so..."

Linley smiled and stretched out his hands, and raised two firm middle fingers towards He Xiaowei who was looking at him viciously.Then he bent his hands, blocked his ears with his middle fingers, and said to Aunt Wang solemnly: "Then it's okay for me to do this, right? It's so tightly blocked that I can't even hear Uncle Liu's footsteps."

"Hiss..." Aunt Wang frowned, and looked around. Didn't see Liu Jianguo, and there was no sound of footsteps.

In the next second, Liu Jianguo came out from the back room.

Only then did Aunt Wang realize that she had been tricked by Linley.But when the key person came out, she couldn't get angry. She forced a smile and greeted her: "Brother Liu, what are you up to? I've been here for a long time, and I haven't even seen a single person."

Obviously, her words meant to secretly scold Linley for being inhumane, and she was taking revenge for being tricked.He Xiaowei, who didn't dare to make mistakes, felt a little relieved.

Liu Jianguo only thought that Aunt Wang was joking, but he didn't take it seriously. He greeted the two of them to sit down in the living room, and then enthusiastically pulled Lin Lei over: "Xiao Lei, you sit too. Uncle will pour you tea."

"Uncle Liu, Aunt Wang said that she wants to talk to you about a very secret topic, is it convenient for me to be here?"

"convenient!"

"inconvenient."

As soon as Linley asked the question, Liu Jianguo and Aunt Wang replied almost at the same time.

Liu Jianguo smiled and said, "Big sister, Xiaolei is not an outsider, all the visitors are guests. Besides, they are all from the village, so what's the secret?"

"Well, what Uncle Liu said is right. You can do whatever you want, so I won't be polite." Linley said, he put the basket on the ground, and sat down firmly.

Not only was Liu Jianguo not disgusted, but he also gave him a grateful look, scattered cigarettes for him, poured tea for everyone, and then sat down: "Big sister, what do you want from me?"

"Actually, I have nothing to do. I just have nothing to do. I'm here to drop by. But Xiaowei is very caring. I brought some fruits brought back from other places by his friend, and I want you to try them."

From time to time, Aunt Wang cast a "loving" look at He Xiaowei, looking as if she came from the bottom of her heart.Her acting skills have also reached a certain level.

He Xiaowei is not an idiot either, knowing that Aunt Wang mentioned him on purpose, she gave him a chance to show off at the beginning.

He quickly pushed the two bags forward: "Uncle, these are all my tribute to you, please accept them with a smile."

"Ahem, it's not often said on TV, you don't get paid for nothing." Liu Jianguo waved his hand, wanting to refuse.

"Brother Liu, come, eat a banana..." Aunt Wang quickly interrupted Liu Jianguo, took out a banana and handed it over, "Look at this banana, how fresh is it? I heard from Xiaowei that his friend came back by plane." , then this banana, it is equivalent to being transported back by air, it cannot be bought locally, and ordinary people can't eat it at all."

"This..." Liu Jianguo looked at the banana, looking a little embarrassed. He didn't want to accept it, but he couldn't refuse it.

Linley stepped forward and took over the conversation: "Aunt Wang, you don't know that Uncle Liu is weak and has a weak stomach, so he shouldn't eat bananas. Because bananas are digested very slowly in the stomach and intestines, they are not good for the gallbladder."

"That's right, I have a weak stomach, very weak..." Liu Jianguo couldn't help nodding in agreement.

Linley laughed secretly, but on the surface he pretended to be serious. He casually took out a cucumber from the basket, wiped it on his sleeve, and handed it over: "Uncle Liu, I heard that your blood sugar is a little high, and it happens that cucumbers have the effect of lowering blood sugar." It works, eat one."

"Okay." Liu Jianguo was very satisfied, but the problem was that the cucumber was too big.Just this one cucumber, it is estimated that it can serve as a big plate.So, he just broke off a small piece and ate it.

The uncle and nephew sang together, which made Aunt Wang very embarrassed, holding a banana in a dilemma.

He Xiaowei gritted his teeth even more angrily, the banana he just took out has been pinched beyond recognition.

Linley ignored He Xiaowei's anger, took the banana from Aunt Wang's hand, and began to peel and eat it on his own: "Well, it is indeed a banana that was transported by air, it is delicious. But...how did I eat it out of the town?" The taste of Loving Home Supermarket?"

It has to be said that he is talking nonsense.

He could only be sure that the bananas were not brought in by air, but he didn't know where He Xiaowei bought them.But it doesn't matter, anyway, Aunt Wang's lies have been exposed.

Naturally, He Xiaowei didn't pick up on it, and instead put a cardboard box on the coffee table: "Uncle, you are busy all day, and sometimes you can't eat on time. I bought you a box of eight-treasure porridge. I'm hungry. Just eat some. There are all kinds of miscellaneous grains in the eight-treasure porridge, and it is guaranteed that there will be no harm."

In order to prevent Linley from making trouble, He Xiaowei specially activated the omnipotent defense mode of "no harm in a hundred miles".

Linley remained calm, shook his head lightly and said, "As for homemade eight-treasure porridge, eating it is really beneficial. However, the canned ones contain various additives such as preservatives, so it is recommended not to eat too much."

"Nonsense! If this food is not edible, why doesn't the country ban it?" He Xiaowei asked.

"I didn't say you can't eat it, but I suggest you don't eat too much, understand?" Linley replied to He Xiaowei, took out another white radish from the basket, and pushed it in front of Liu Jianguo, "Uncle Liu, have you had a bad stomach lately? White radish can promote digestion and increase appetite. It can also prevent and fight cancer. It is a good food therapy. Even "Compendium of Materia Medica" calls it "the most beneficial vegetable". You can eat more these days... ..."

(End of this chapter)