Happy Shennong

Chapter 95 A big misunderstanding

The next day, it was Sunday.Du Wen managed to rest for a day. She was so tired that she wanted to sleep in, but it was only eight o'clock when she was woken up by the sound of "bang bang bang" knocking on the door.

Thinking that my parents have already gone to work in the fish pond, and the gate is closed, no matter who comes, if they find no one in the house, they should leave, or go directly to the fish pond to find someone.

So, she pulled the quilt over her head and continued to sleep.

But within a few minutes, she seemed to hear the sound of the door opening in a daze.It wasn't the door that opened, but her bedroom door. She thought it was a dream.

But in the next second, she really heard a hearty male voice: "Sister Wenwen, the sun is drying your butt, why don't you get up? Do you want me to dress you?"

"Who!" Du Wen trembled in fright, turned over and got up.Looking at it, his expression darkened in an instant, "Linley? You...how did you get in? Who allowed you to come in?"

That's right, it was Linley who came and entered uninvited.

Facing repeated questioning, Linley acted as if he hadn't heard, looked at Du Wen, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Sister Wenwen, you are a woman, and you actually wear pajamas with Barbie dolls on them? , there is still a cute girl hidden..."

"Fuck off!"

Du Wen cursed angrily, looked down, and found that the suspender pajamas were open, her chest was full of joy, her face turned red, she quickly lifted the quilt to cover her chest, pointed to the door and said, "Look at the door." , Hurry up and get out!"

"I won't go out, you come and hit me..." Linley said with a smirk.

"You...you wait for me!"

Du Wen wanted to rush over to teach Linley a lesson, but as soon as she lifted the quilt, she realized something was wrong, and quickly covered herself again.Then he held the quilt with one hand to cover himself, brought the clothes over with the other, gave Linley a hard look and said, "Don't leave, right? Then don't cry for a while!"

"Sister Wenwen, to be honest, I haven't seen a girl get up and get dressed. Or... you can open my eyes?"

"Don't talk about vision, I can open your eye sockets for you! Just wait!"

Under the cover of the quilt, Du Wen quickly put on her clothes, turned over and jumped out of the bed, without even putting on her shoes, she rushed towards Lin Lei with all her teeth and claws: "Bastard, didn't you ask me to open your eyes?"

"Sister Wenwen, are you serious? Hey, don't do it..."

Linley originally thought that Du Wen was joking, but Du Wen's left hand really poked straight into his eyes.

Fortunately, his reaction speed was not slow, so he quickly avoided it.However, his arm was grabbed by Du Wen, and a piece of flesh was almost torn off.

Judging from Du Wen's sharp movements and vicious strength, she is going to be serious.

As the saying goes, a good man doesn't take advantage of immediate losses, so Linley broke free and ran outside. He lost one of his shoes and didn't even have time to come back to check it.

As soon as I rushed to the door, I heard a coquettish "Ouch" from behind, followed by a "bang".

Linley looked back and found that Du Wen had fallen to the ground with a painful expression on his face.

"Sister Wenwen, are you okay?" He subconsciously took a step to help, but suddenly came to a sudden stop, "No... Sister Wenwen, why did you fall down all of a sudden? You are not kidding me, are you? ?”

"Fuck off!"

Du Wen gritted her teeth and cursed, and rubbed her right knee with her hands. She tried several times, but couldn't stand up.Looking around, she supported the bed, then straightened up and sat on the bed.

Linley touched his temple, wondering if he should go and have a look.Recalling the muffled sound after Du Wen's exclamation just now, it seemed that the fall was quite solid, so he still walked over: "Sister Wenwen, I'm sorry, does it hurt? How about... I rub it for you? "

"Knead your sister!" Du Wen gave Linley a blank look, then suddenly her eyes flashed, and with a flick of her hands, she grabbed Linley's ears.

"My grass..."

Linley cursed secretly, and shook his head helplessly: "It's really hard to guard against... Sister Wenwen, I'm convinced!"

He had been staring at Du Wen's knee just now and didn't notice her eyes.When he saw Du Wen's hands waving towards him, even though he retreated as fast as he could, he was still beaten.Moreover, because he was retreating, when his ear was grabbed, it was like being pulled, it was a pain...

At that moment, he suddenly felt as if he had returned to ten or twenty years ago.

Du Wen was famous for fighting against injustices when she was a child.And the way she punishes the "wicked" is by pulling her ears.At that time, because Linley was often instigated by Ma Kui to harass girls, he would be brutally murdered by Du Wen every few days.

That feeling is still fresh in my memory.But now, he really felt it again.

However, he was still very puzzled: "Sister Wenwen, you said that you deliberately fell down in order to make me submit, is it worth it?"

"It's worth it! My sister is a professional and has practiced. What's the matter, don't you agree?" Du Wen said proudly.

"Uh... I just want to ask, does it hurt? If it hurts, I will feel bad..."

"Get out! Now you are my prisoner, you have no right to ask questions, answer my questions honestly. Tell me, do you dare to break in without knocking in the future?"

"you guess……"

"Guess your sister! Be honest! Tell me, do you still want to see me get dressed?"

"miss you!"

"Ok?"

"No, no, it's not that I want it, but... I really want it!"

"Get out! You don't cry when you see the coffin, believe it or not, sister pulls out your ears and feeds them to the dogs?"

"No way..."

Linley could have easily broken free, but if he did that, it would be too moody.

As they grow older, all of their childhood playmates are unfamiliar.The fun of childhood can never be found again.When he was very young, Lin Lei took a bath with Du Wen, but now he doesn't have the chance or the courage to try it...

"Beep beep..."

Just as Linley was distracted, recalling Du Wen's childhood appearance, a sharp trumpet sounded suddenly from outside.Hearing the sound, there was a car parked outside, someone got out of the car and entered the house.

Du Wen frowned, and as soon as she let go, she heard a familiar voice outside: "Wenwen, are you home? Your door was open, so I came in. Wenwen, are you there?"

"Ma Changping?" Linley recognized someone's voice, "What is he doing here?"

"Who knows?"

Du Wen shrugged and was about to go out to have a look, but noticed that her clothes were disheveled.The pajamas inside were not taken off, and although a shirt was put on outside, it was not even buttoned up...

At this moment, Ma Changping had appeared at the bedroom door which was also wide open.

He just glanced into the room, and he was in a mess in an instant.A large bouquet of roses and a large bag of fruit fell to the ground at the same time.

Because from his point of view, the scene in the room is like this:
Linley's back was turned to him, but he could notice that the side of his face was flushed, as if he had just exercised.He was only wearing one shoe, which looked weird.

As for Du Wen, not only her face was flushed, her hair was messy, but also her clothes were disheveled.The pajamas and shirt were obviously not normal wear, they must have been put on randomly in an emergency.When Du Wen pulled her clothes just now, her underwear also slipped from the bedside table to the floor.In addition, the bed is also messy, like a battlefield that hasn't been cleaned up...

Seeing this kind of scene, a fool can also make up what happened in the house just now... although it is not the case.

"Gu..."

Ma Changping felt as if he was being shocked by an electric shock.Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, moistening his dry throat, he said with a bitter face and aggrieved: "Wenwen, I didn't expect you...you would be this kind of person. Didn't you say you don't have a boyfriend? Then you and him, What's the relationship?"

"My friend, what's the matter?" Du Wen asked in confusion.

"Friend? You...you and your friend can do this? Wenwen, I was wrong! No, we are also friends, you...why didn't you give me such a chance?"

Du Wen was very puzzled, her eyes rolled around a few times, and suddenly her eyes sank: "No... Did you think that we just... No, no, that's not the case, we didn't do anything."

"It's all like this, and you still don't admit it, is it interesting?" Ma Changping shook his head with a wry smile, and suddenly stared at Du Wen's red knee again, his throat suddenly blocked, and he almost couldn't stand still, "Wenwen, you... You actually serve him so... so? For a vegetable farmer, is it worth it for you to do this?"

The more Ma Changle said the more outrageous, Du Wen was sweating profusely: "Ma Changping, it's really not what you think. Linley, what are you doing in a daze, you should say something!"

"Uh..." Linley touched his temple, and said in a pretentious way, "Sister Wenwen, next time...can you stop biting my ear? Look, it's all red from your bite. It hurts so much. Quickly help me kiss..."

"puff……"

Du Wen almost spattered blood on the spot.

"Linley, how dare you take my woman away. Hmph, I'm never done with you!"

Ma Changping left a word angrily, then turned and left.Then, Du Dajun's voice came from outside the door: "Changping, let's go now, let's play for a while..."

"No, my dad is back, hurry up, get out!"

Being misunderstood by Ma Changping, Du Wen already felt very embarrassed. If her father saw this scene again, it would be more than a matter of embarrassment...

Under Du Wen's urging, Linley had no choice but to bend down and start putting on his shoes.

Unfortunately, this scene fell into Du Dajun's eyes.

Du Dajun stared wide-eyed and looked into the room in horror: "You...you are?"

"what……"

Du Wen was about to go crazy, she hurriedly pushed Lin Lei out, closed the door with a "bang", and hurriedly began to put on her clothes.

In the living room, Linley walked up to Du Dajun, and said apologetically, "Uncle Du, actually Sister Wenwen and I..."

Du Dajun waved his hand, then patted Linley on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "If someone else dares to do this to my precious daughter, uncle will definitely break his leg. And you...don't worry, uncle doesn't blame you."

"Uncle Du, actually I..."

"Xiao Lei, don't say anything. Since you and Wenwen are like this, then uncle will hand Wenwen to you..."

"Uh……"

This time, it was Linley who was messed up.

He came here today just to discuss with Du Wen, but in the end, he just decided on his wife?

(End of this chapter)