Lord, you have transformed again

Chapter 25

I silently dislike Yu Zhile, he really... has a face full of wisdom.After the two arms were connected, I couldn't wave my hands in pain, and didn't hold my fist: "Then I'm leaving."

"Frost!"

I was so annoyed that I couldn't help but said, "I'm not Cheng Shuang. Did she tell you that we are quadruplets and we were separated six years ago? If there are sisters who are easily deceived, it's probably our quadruplets." Shen Xia is the second in the womb. My name is Shen Qiu, I am the third, and I am a disciple of the Five Poison Sect."

Yu Zhile slowly widened her eyes, then stood up, her face paralyzed again: "Oh, since it's not her, let's throw it to the lions."

"..." My hand suddenly regained its strength, and I rushed to hug his thigh, "Brother-in-law! If Cheng Shuang knows that you have treated me like this, she will be sad. Are you going to be a heartless person? And you help her find it. Don’t you think she will appreciate you and increase your odds of winning for your heart?!”

Yu Zhile went crazy again: "Are you a book writer? Do you want to make up the story again? You have been separated for six years, hmph. A disciple of the Five Poison Sect, hmph. Shen Qiu, hmph. This kind of name sounds like a compilation Yes, is it fun?"

I am angry, don't attack by name!Cannon fodder names are also dignified!
Yu Zhile didn't care about it, and asked the maid to come over and pack me up and throw me into the bath to wash clean, and then forced me to lie down for two hours, in the name of letting me calm down and think clearly.Don't believe my words at all.

Then I chatted with the maidservant while eating melon seeds, and finally straightened out the story of Yu Zhile and Cheng Shuang.

Four months ago, Yu Zhile met Cheng Shuang, a female disciple of Huashan who punished bullies, on the street, and helped her out. Cheng Shuang fell in love with him at first sight.Yu Zhile is a playboy and decides to play tricks on her.Tell Cheng Shuang that he has suffered internal injuries and needs the treasure of Huashan Town School "Sage of Ten Thousand Swords" to adjust his internal strength.Unexpectedly, Cheng Shuang actually stole the sword manual for him, but it was a child who gave Yu Zhile the sword manual, and Cheng Shuang disappeared.At this time, Yu Zhile realized that she had liked Cheng Shuang a long time ago, and since then she has had trouble sleeping and eating, but she has not been found for a month.

After the maid finished speaking, she shook her head with me, pried open the melon seed shell with her teeth, and sighed with a rattling sound: "Scumbag."

In the end, the maid was shy again: "But if the landlord does this for me, I'd rather be cheated."

Girl, what is your position...

I grabbed a paw of melon seeds and came over, and asked: "Your landlord is a demon, tell me how to escape, and I can give you gold leaves."

"Girl, wash your face and go to sleep, the servants are going out first."

"..."

After all, everyone left quickly without giving me a chance to struggle.I clapped my hands and lay down for a while.The rumors in the rivers and lakes are really not credible, so it is too irresponsible to say that he was photographed by his lover on a cliff.But, where did Cheng Shuang go?

Yu Zhile didn't believe what I said, and he could only blame Cheng Shuang for reading drama scripts so much that he thought I was just making up stories.I frowned, Shui Xingge doesn't think so, does she?
He found that I was missing, is he looking for me now?

I still have something to say to him...but the Tibetans in Fengyulou are amazing, can he find me?I turned over, my body was getting weaker and weaker, and I fell asleep after a while.

I felt a strange smell in my sleep, and I was so uneasy that I almost jumped up. I saw Yu Zhile moved a stool and sat in front of the bed in an orderly manner, and said with a smile, "Are you awake? Let's go eat."

"It is said that you have been with Cheng Shuang for three months, so you should be clear about some of her characteristics, temper, and habits?"

Yu Zhile thought for a while, then pondered: "I won't tell others about your bad temper, crying, timid and unreasonable things."

"...I didn't mean this..."

He thought for a while, and said seriously, "I won't let it out after you get used to talking in your sleep and grinding your teeth."

"I..." I stared, "You already?!!!"

Yu Zhile said: "We went to pick Ganoderma lucidum together, fell into the bottom of the cliff and spent three nights together, have you forgotten?"

I was relieved, no matter what, he used Cheng Shuang first, no matter if it was my sister or not, he was not happy to see them together.

After a short pause, he said again: "Those were the three most memorable nights for me, and I will never forget them in my life."

I have one head and two big ones, is there such a thing...

"Are you hungry? The food is ready."

I nodded vigorously, and I had the strength to escape when I was full!

But the food cooked by the cook in Fengfenglou was so delicious that I accidentally got stuffed... I touched my belly sadly. Fortunately, Shui Xingge was not there, otherwise he would definitely despise me again.Wait, why does his face keep appearing in my mind.That's why... I silently feel sad that I already like that guy very much without knowing it.What if I get lovesick when he returns to the Western Regions?

"Shuang'er, let me ask you." Yu Zhile's face was suddenly covered with frost, and he said coldly, "Who is the person who taught you to spread rumors? The beggar said that it was a man who gave them the money first." Then I saw you standing beside him, ten, cent, kiss, close."

I swallowed, this guy changed his face too quickly: "Friend, friend."

Yu Zhile smiled lightly, her beautiful eyes shining brightly: "Good Shuang'er, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. I'm just... afraid that you will be too sad, so I found another man."

Sir, are you sure you didn't want to strangle me just now?I disliked him more and more, and I was glad that it was right for Cheng Shuang to leave him.After eating and drinking enough, and tired of excuses, Yu Zhile didn't stay with me any longer. Under the "escort" of a group of maidservants, I went back to the room.

Send them out, stick to the crack of the door and listen to the sound of breathing, there are at least six people outside the door.Looking at the window again, there are four people.I pretended to have a stomachache and ran to the toilet.He took out the bottle from his body, sprinkled some powder on his nose, and blocked all the smells.Then he took another bottle from his pocket and sprinkled the powder on the cesspit.

This powder is called bedbug powder, and it smells so bad that anyone who smells it will vomit in mild cases or faint in severe cases.It is an alternative poison meticulously developed by the senior brother who has always had a bad taste. Before going down the mountain, he stuffed me with a bottle, saying that it was to make up for the "regret" of not being able to accompany me to Tangmen to deliver letters.Then I held up the poison while holding up my middle finger, and was kicked down the mountain mercilessly by my brother.

The footsteps outside walked two steps here, then stopped again, as if hesitating.I squeezed my nose and let out an ouch, then threw the stones from the latrine into the cesspit, and then I heard a rapid sound, the low door was snapped open, and there were exclamations one after another. fell to the ground.

I, Ani Tuofo, jumped out of the toilet and began to think about which direction to flee.Generally, the structure of the big house is facing south in order to collect more light sources.If the gate faces south, then the defense on the north side is the weakest.After determining the direction, he trotted there.

I don't expect to be able to escape in one go, Fengfenglou's family has a big business, and the reputation of being extravagant has long spread throughout the world, not to mention the main helm, even the houses of the sub-helms are famous for being luxurious and huge.Later, I will find a slightly safer house with fewer people and hide for a night.It's not too late to leave when they think I have escaped.After running for a while, I passed three courtyards, basically guarded by people.After groping forward, they jumped into the fourth courtyard, which was silent, probably uninhabited.

Move slowly and walk along the corridor, not daring to be careless.Walking to a house, looking at the exquisite carved door, paused, suddenly realized that although the house that I passed just now was finely crafted, it was no match for this door, and the people living in this house... ...I turned around to run, but the door opened, and the voice behind me was surprised and pleasantly surprised: "Shuang'er, why did you come here... What is your smell?"

Me: "..." Damn it, Yu Zhile, why do you live in the north!Shouldn't you live in the East Wing?If you come to the north without bringing your subordinates, do you still want the majesty of the landlord?

Yu Zhile smiled: "I knew Shuang'er, you still remember what I said, I like quietness, you like to be noisy, so we are really suitable for being together. But...what is the smell on you?"

Who wants to be with you!I slandered angrily, raised my head and smiled: "Just now I accidentally squatted in the latrine for a long time."

Yu Zhile's face turned pale: "I, I have a cleanliness... Shuang'er, go take a bath."

I chuckled, I was affectionate just now, but I couldn't even accept the other party's smell. Is this what I like? It's too annoying: "The landlord hates me?"

Yu Zhile's face turned even paler, and he walked over quickly, held my hand as if death was at home, and shook his head: "I can overcome it!"

Then it seemed that he couldn't help it anymore, let go of his hand, and leaned over to retch.

"..." His cleanliness seems to be unusual.I didn't want to torment him any more, and was about to tell him that it was okay, when the Juewei pill under my nose gradually dissipated, and subconsciously wiped it with my hand, the effect of the medicine disappeared.A soaring stench hit the sky, hitting the internal organs directly.The smoke made me retch, sir, I was wrong, I shouldn't despise you.

Obviously cleanliness, obviously smelly, but still holding on, maybe Yu Zhile...isn't bad.

While the two of us were still struggling with the stinky smell, two rows of people rushed into the corridor, and when we got to the front, all of them frowned, and their facial features were almost wrinkled: "Lord, Miss Cheng Shuang, she ran away..."

If Yu Zhile told me that I had the desire to run away, it would be over. I immediately wiped my mouth and jumped out, smiling like a flower: "Hi."

"Run..." Everyone blinked.

"It's too boring to stay here, so I came to play with your landlord." I lied without changing my face, and put on what I thought was the purest and innocent smile.

Yu Zhile waved his hand: "Go down."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and I slowly moved in front of them. Finally, they couldn't stand the smell of bedbug powder, so they forcibly lined up and left one by one.

He is really disciplined and qualified. If it was me, I would have beaten that person long ago before running away.As I was feeling emotional, Yu Zhile asked in a deep voice, "You really want to leave that much?"

I was stunned, looked at him and said seriously: "I'm not Cheng Shuang, not your Shuang'er."

After a long silence, when I thought he was going to say that you are what you are, he looked as usual, with the usual indifference and helplessness, whispered: "I know." At last he looked at me, "You are not Shuang'er .”

I breathed a sigh of relief, this guy finally figured it out.

"Because your martial arts are too bad."

"..."

(End of this chapter)