Lord, you have transformed again

Chapter 27

I left him angrily and walked towards the exit of the tunnel, silently thinking that the friendship between me and Shui Xingge had come to an end, and we would never be friends again.Bah, I have boobs, okay?
Shui Xingge said from behind: "Don't walk so fast, you have short legs."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Shui Xingge, do you take pleasure in hitting me?"

"No."

"You clearly have."

"Well, I have."

"..."

We quarreled all the way, and finally saw the entrance of the cave. We climbed up with difficulty, but before we could stand up straight, we saw people on the third floor and the third floor holding torches, as if they had been waiting for a long time.I was so scared that I thought that Yu Zhile had already led someone to ambush me, so I turned around and wanted to jump in again, when I saw Shui Xingge's head popping out, I almost kicked it.Come on, this is my face!

Shui Xingge struggled at the entrance of the hole, frowned, and stretched out his hand: "Pull it, my legs are too short to kick."

I really want to shove him back and fill it with dirt...

The other end knelt down on the ground: "See the leader."

I patted the dirt on Shui Xingge's body, and wiped his face with my sleeve. Appearing in front of everyone with such a disheveled face, wouldn't it affect my image of Shen Qiu.Seeing him widen his eyes, I frowned: "Don't move, wipe it clean."

The people around are silent...

Song Yi's voice was difficult: "Master, in the public, ahem, why don't you ask your subordinates to get up first?"

Suddenly Shui Xingge pinched me hard, and I screamed, "Why are you pinching me!"

He held his forehead.

The congregation stood up abruptly, pulled out their swords, and made a crackling sound: "If you dare to hurt the leader, you will die!"

It was only then that I realized that I am Shui Xingge now, and I wiped my face and screamed for "her", so I would blame him if he didn't kill me if I discredited Shui Xingge himself.Hastily scowling: "Stand back, no one is allowed to hurt her."

Song Yi had a heartbroken look on his face, and I was overjoyed, and waved: "Get the food ready, I'm hungry."

Shui Xingge's face suddenly turned black.

After eating and drinking, I entered the room and saw that he was about to dust off his body, so I quickly grabbed his hand and stared: "Don't touch me."

He frowned and looked up at me: "So you plan to spend the day in such a dirty state?"

"Then it's so dirty." I blinked, no wonder he didn't look at me when I was talking to him, because from this angle, I was really...too short, and I felt tired even after looking down. Only Shui Xingge's shoulders were taller, "Why didn't you change on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year?"

Shui Xingge shook his head and lay down on the bed: "I don't know, this is the first time in six years."

After thinking about it, he suddenly felt palpitations. What if he turns himself in front of everyone one day, what should he do?No, why am I in such a hurry, why is he so leisurely going to sleep.The typical emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuch is in a hurry. I am not happy. I wrung out the towel and sat on the edge of the bed to wipe his face. This feeling was weird and strange.

After wiping, I went to wash my face by myself. While washing, I impulsively wanted to secretly lift up my clothes to take a look at his pectoral and abdominal muscles... I shook my head, it was too evil.Turning around to look at him on the bed, he fell asleep!I am sad and angry, am I really not attractive at all?

I took the quilt, curled up on the bench, and went to sleep!

I don't know if it's because my body is not used to it or what, I can hear the rustling sound all night, and it's useless to cover it with a quilt.When I got up in the morning, I looked in the bronze mirror, and my eyes were black like tapirs.Lying on the chair with the quilt in her arms, she raised her hand and looked at the slender fingers, which were white and strong.If I had encountered this kind of thing before, I would have been terrified.After going down the mountain, it is like entering a bizarre world...

So this can be called...a bizarre story caused by a letter...

After three shots in the sun, Shui Xingge woke up.I yawned: "Shui Xingge, I finally know why you always wake up earlier than me, because your martial arts are so good, your hearing is several times better than ordinary people, and you can't help but chatter outside all night. Pillow."

Shui Xingge didn't laugh at my body being so sleepy this time, and said, "I slept very well last night."

I paused, but I was able to sleep well, but I showed a rare smile.I didn't say much, and went downstairs to eat with him.

There was no sign of Song Yi and the others outside, but after listening carefully, someone could still hear someone holding their breath nearby.But if you look around, you can't see anything.

Since it was almost noon, I directly called Xiao Er to serve food.Shui Xingge put down his chopsticks after eating one bowl, and then stared at me as I ate one bowl after another: "Before you ate so much at each meal, I thought you really needed it. But you obviously..."

I nodded: "When I was a child, I lived on the street and was very hungry. So as long as there is food to eat in the future, I will be very full, because maybe one day, I will have no food again."

Shui Xingge was stunned for a moment, then said softly, "Don't push yourself hard in the future, it's not good for your stomach."

I smiled and said, "Then what if I don't have anything to eat in the future?"

He glanced at me: "Someone will take care of you."

I thought about it and nodded: "Yes, Brother Seventeen will."

Shui Xingge's face twitched, but he didn't speak.

While eating, suddenly a huge monster rushed over, before I could react, I saw Shui Xingge raised his hand and slapped that person away.

I suddenly discovered that my force value is actually not bad at all...

Shui Xingge is obviously much calmer than me: "That fat man wants to hug you."

I was so angry that I dared to molest this girl in public, see if I don't beat you to death!I leaned over and took a stick, intending to give him a good beating, but when the fat man raised his head, the stick in his hand fell to the ground with a clang.Shouting the words to his lips, he swallowed them back, and retreated to Shui Xingge sadly.

"what happened?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomore it's you!"

"...Qiuqiu... You really have relatives and friends everywhere."

"It's enough!"

Brother Fatty has a nice-sounding and heroic name, Zhu Qingfeng.But it turns out that a good-sounding name does not necessarily make one a hero. Brother Fatty often poisoned himself because of poisoning in the past, so he developed the ability to be invulnerable to all poisons by accident.But martial arts scum is scum, otherwise he would be easily thrown away by "I".

He groaned and got up from a pile of broken logs, and the bear rushed over: "Xiaoqiu!"

Shui Xingge dodged away shamelessly, with a cold face.I pinched him: "Laugh."

"Don't laugh, how can men and women hug casually if they don't know each other?"

"When you say this, can you not... hug your chest and say..." I tried to put his hand down, I still want to marry, okay?

Brother Fatty stopped rushing, and stared at us carefully: "Could it be that I have misidentified the person, my Xiaoqiu can't be such an iceberg beauty."

Hello!I pushed Shui Xingge: "She is Shen Qiu! That playful and lively Qiuqiu."

The corner of Shui Xingge's mouth twitched: "Is it really okay to praise yourself so much?"

"no problem!"

Brother Fatty looked him up and down, still with a look of disbelief, and then he just left.I was so anxious that I really wanted to grab him and ask him what he was doing here.But Shui Xingge didn't cooperate at all, I almost poked him: "Can you cooperate!"

Shui Xingge turned his back: "No, he will definitely hug you when he gets close."

"You won't lose a piece of meat if you hug it, it wasn't always like this before."

He paused on his shoulders, snorted, and went back to his room.Today he is very abnormal!

I took a wad of money from the money bag hanging on Shui Xingge's body and paid it to the shopkeeper. After thinking about it, I couldn't make fun of the money, and then I pulled it back hard.When I went upstairs, I saw Song Yi was also in the corridor, talking with Shui Xingge.Seeing me, he cupped his fists again: "Master."

I waved my hands, feeling unhappy at the end, leaning on the fence, hugging my chest, shaking my legs, and looked at him like a hooligan: "Yo."

Song of Water: "..."

Song Yi: "...the teacher, the leader is really uncomfortable as Miss Shen said."

Shui Xingge nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, please help me with Zuo Dharma, I will take good care of the leader."

Song Yi immediately said: "I will find out as soon as possible."

Why did Song Yi's attitude towards "me" get better, and what happened during the period when I lost money?
As soon as Song Yi left, I immediately entered the room and asked, "Shui Xingge, what did you ask Song Yi to ask?"

Shui Xingge lay on the bed, rolled up the quilt to sleep: "Don't you want to know what your senior brother is here for?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Then it's fine to ask if it's clear just now, and I have to toss a third person to inquire."

He moved the position of the pillow, and his voice was calm: "It's not the same."

"What's the difference?"

"He wants to hug you."

"..." I leaned over and stared at him, today's Shui Xing Ge is really abnormal.I poked my face, and from the eyes of others, this girl's complexion and touch are not bad.

After poking a few more times, he suddenly opened his eyes and said after a long time, "Qiuqiu."

"what?"

His frown became deeper and deeper, and he almost twisted two words: "I'm in a hurry... what should I do?"

"..." It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but when I say it, it seems that I also... get anxious...

My eyes suddenly darkened, and when I saw him get up, I immediately raised my hand to hold him down: "No! Hold on!"

He let out an "oh" and slowly closed his eyes again.I nervously stood aside, the more I endured, the more anxious I became, now it's just past the hour, how can I survive until the next hour?
Shui Xingge sat up suddenly: "Weak martial arts, poor health, and even poor endurance..."

"Talk about the point..."

"I'm going to take a pee."

"No!" I stopped him desperately, "If you go, how can I get married in the future! Even the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes can't care about small things."

Then the two of us sat on the bed in pain for half an hour.

Song Yi knocked on the door and came in. None of us dared to move, for fear that if we couldn't help it, we would run to the toilet.Song Yi looked at our posture, and his dark and shiny face turned strangely red, and he didn't know what was going on in his mind, so he coughed twice: "Miss Shen, after investigation, it's not only you His senior brother Zhu Qingfeng, as well as other disciples of the Five Poison Sect, have appeared in the town in the past few days. Li Cang, the leader of the Central Plains, will hold a martial arts conference next month, and they should be here for this purpose."

I waved with difficulty: "Got it, let's go out."

Before the door was closed, I saw Shui Xingge was about to jump off the bed, I grabbed him back and shouted: "You stay on the bed for me, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

Song Yi closed the door with a complicated and strange expression...

(End of this chapter)