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Chapter 85 Invite Brother Monkey to Eat Orleans Roast Chicken

This shout can be said to be shocking and weeping ghosts and gods. The most important thing is that suddenly such a scary voice in the quiet mountain forest almost didn't let Tang Tang fall off the cliff by himself.

Originally, he was flying towards the "round object" below, but who would have thought that the "round object" would suddenly turn around 180 degrees, his eyebrows and eyes were erect, and he roared angrily.

It was the Monkey King who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain by the Tathagata Buddha 500 years ago because of the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. It should be said that Tang Tang was unlucky.

It may also be that during the few days when I was catching up with the monkey, my mood was unavoidable.

In fact, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva just approached Sun Wukong and told him that a monk from the Tang Dynasty would pass by here, and that the monkeys would recognize him as their teacher before they could be released from Wuzhi Mountain.

Think about it, when the monkey debuted, he was not afraid of the sky and the times. Who would have thought that he would suffer such a big loss under the hands of the Buddha, and that a naughty monkey by nature would be under Wuzhi Mountain for such a long time, that would be unbearable for humans, let alone It's only a monkey, don't go out of menopause.

What's even more chilling is that none of the six elder brothers who came to visit me at the foot of Huaguo Mountain came to visit me. I have been under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, thirsty for molten iron and hungry for copper pills, and I understand. The so-called sophistication of the world is no longer that monkey who does not know the heights of the sky and the earth.

This is the time when I feel depressed, but who knows that under the induction of the divine sense, I can feel a fairy spirit flying towards me, this anger in my heart.

why?When there was a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, he fell out with all the immortal families, and started to fight with them. He had already turned against them. Temporarily disconnected.

Therefore, in Sun Wukong's mind, it is definitely not a good thing to come to visit him at this time when no one thinks of him, and he is still a fairy family who has a festival with him, and he may even come to see his jokes.

That's why I was born with a roar, and the idea in my heart is: "Old grandson can't be looked down upon by those gods." That's why when Tang Tang was frightened by his roar and staggered down, he grinned. That Leigong mouth laughed loudly.

Tang Tang was indeed taken aback. He suddenly made a sound on this secluded and uninhabited mountain. It was scary enough even in broad daylight, but after all, he was not a mortal. It was just a body that stabilized in mid-air as soon as the immortal power was stirred. , and turned around to look at this childhood idol.

In fact, Tang Tang had already made psychological preparations before coming here. The real Monkey King is far from what he played in the TV series, and the TV series even greatly beautified the image of Monkey King.

It’s true that Monkey King in the book is actually ugly, even very ugly. The description of Monkey King in the book is: “Four feet tall, with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. The degree of crying.

Fortunately, Tang Tang made mental preparations. When I turned around, it was exactly as described in the book. Even because I was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth, and the hair on my body was still messy. Unbearable, knotted in some places, draped on the body indiscriminately, it looks very bleak, quite a bit of the air of a hero's end.

But the ferociousness in the eyes, the attitude that I want to tear the sky is undiminished. Although the body is very messy, but still staring at Tang Tang, it really feels like a thorn in the back.

But Tang Tang knew that at this time, he must not show that kind of surprise and disgust, which would make the unfriendly meeting even worse.

"Brother Monkey, hello, I'm passing through Baodi. I heard that there is a monkey that was crushed under the mountain, so I came here to take a look." Tang Tang didn't lie, this is what Liu Boqin, the hunter on the mountain, really said In other words, Tang Tang is just borrowing flowers to offer Buddha.

"Humph", Sun Wukong was quite arrogant, just snorted lightly, and ignored Tang Tang, but his attitude did soften a little, isn't this just like the saying goes: "Thousands of clothes, ten thousand clothes, flattering never wears".

What's more, his flattering skills are quite superb. If you just say how powerful you are, how awesome you are, then anyone with eyes can see that you are flattering on purpose.

In this way, the effect of flattering will be lost by more than half, and it will be too annoying.

But with the help of other people's words, the effect will be much better if you use language to detour the past and then flatter, but who made Tang Tang encounter such a difficult master as Monkey King.

"You little baby is free, instead of doing the harmful things behind the conspiracy, you are going to the Five Elements Mountain to seek the bad luck of my old grandson."

Sun Wukong's tone was cold, full of resentment, Tang Tang estimated that if Brother Hou couldn't change, he might have put himself down here.

This is not a joke, Brother Hou is a quick-tempered person, why did he suffer so much, and was even expelled from the teacher's school by Tang Seng many times?Isn't it because of that impetuous temper that caused many misunderstandings for no reason?

Tang Tang is now thinking about how to increase the favorability of Brother Monkey. He will follow the scriptures in the future, and the soul character in Journey to the West is naturally Monkey King.

Although he is not the person in charge, if Sun Wukong doesn't like him, I'm afraid his life will not be easy in the future, just look at Zhu Bajie.

When I debuted, I played with Brother Hou from midnight until the light of day. It can be seen that the strength is not weak, but Brother Hou can’t hold back his face. How about playing tricks on Zhu Bajie from now on? .

"I said Brother Monkey, I just passed by this place and came to see you, but it's nothing, don't get me wrong." Tang Tang tried his best to change the face of Lei Gongzui in his mind into the face of an actor teacher in later generations, Then he squeezed out a professional smile and said to Brother Monkey.

This is actually the "wind of appearance" blowing up in modern society, which has led to many people now having the habit of association with appearance, and Tang Tang, a young social youth who grew up under the red flag, is no exception.

"You fairy officials are used to deceiving my old grandson. You have no good intentions. Say what you have to say and let go of your fart." Sun Wukong is not a civilized person, nor does he have such a good temper.

Don't they all say that monkeys are anxious and monkeys are anxious? They are talking about the monkey's frizzy personality. Sure enough, Monkey King became impatient without saying a few words.

"Brother Monkey, you also know that I am nothing. You must know that you were my idol when I was young. I was only a child when you made troubles in the Heavenly Palace. I admire your fearless spirit. I am determined to follow your example."

Sure enough, as soon as this passage was spoken, the impatience on Sun Wukong's face gradually eased. Can you be unhappy that his heroic deeds were found out by others, and Tang Tang is now a child in Sun Wukong's eyes.

It has been shown in TV dramas, Monkey King is still very good to the children who feed him peaches, he is not as vicious as he is to strangers, and he can even be said to be amiable.

"Oh, you little baby is quite knowledgeable. I know that my old grandson made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then, but it's a pity that it's all in the past." , He also understood that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and the price can be a bit high.

Tang Tang is also a person who knows how to watch words and expressions. He knew that Brother Monkey might have thought of some unhappy things, so he deliberately changed the subject and said: "I don't know how Brother Monkey has been eating these years?"

If ordinary people ask this question, Sun Wukong definitely thinks that he deliberately humiliates himself, and if he doesn't do it, he will speak ill at each other, but now Tang Tang is already a "confidant" in Monkey Brother's mind, so he doesn't take it seriously. With indignation said:

"When I talk about this, my old grandson gets angry. The old Jade Emperor is used to making troubles. Knowing that my old grandson is in trouble at this time, he sends people here to feed copper balls and drink iron juice every day. He has no good intentions. I In a fit of anger, Lao Sun frightened away those priests, so he could only eat some wild vegetables, anyway, those who cultivate immortals can eat bigu."

When Tang Tang heard it, it was really miserable. Since ancient times, people who have failed in rebellion will not have a good end. Brother Monkey is not bad. It is because the golden body can not be beheaded to avoid this disaster, otherwise To put it bluntly, it means that he ended up as a ghost on the stage of chopping immortals.

But it also moved his mind, it doesn't matter if Brother Monkey can't eat well, what do he do, isn't he a chef, some people say that to tie a man's heart, he must first tie his stomach.

Although Brother Monkey is not a human being, he only refers to male monkeys. The principle is the same, and it depends on how you practice it.

"Brother Monkey, to tell you the truth, I happen to be proficient in cooking. I am so happy today. I don't know if Brother Monkey has a taste of my cooking." Tang Tang seduced deliberately
"Oh, you little doll still has such abilities. My old grandson hasn't eaten any good food for 500 years, and a bird is almost fading out of his mouth. I'm thinking that since I want to be with a monk in the future, it must be food. There is no more meat, so it’s better to eat meat now, so as to save regret in the future.”

Brother Monkey did a good job of mental construction. Before Tang Tang said what he was going to do, he ordered the order first, but that was good, and it saved Tang Tang from thinking about what monkeys like to eat.

"Brother Monkey, have you heard of Orleans roasted chicken legs?"Tang Tang shaved and skinned a pheasant he had just hit, while chatting with Sun Wu.

The monkey is also full of energy, and has been staring at Tang Tang's movements, "Oh, I have never heard of this, but I heard that there is a group of beggars who are very good at studying. They have a kind of beggars called flowers. Chicken, I've heard of it"

Isn't Tang Tang deliberately teasing Brother Monkey? It would be strange if Sun Wukong had been to KFC, but Tang Tang didn't expect that the famous Beggar Chicken would be so famous in the Tang Dynasty.

(End of this chapter)