Chapter 996

Chapter 996

After Xu Da escaped, it was up to Mrs. Xu and Lin Yuesha to clean up the mess.

"If it wasn't for the nickname Xu Meiren, Gouzi wouldn't care so much about appearance."

Mrs. Xu couldn't figure it out, a big old man just had rashes on his face, what was there to avoid, she, a mother, didn't think her son was ugly.

"Auntie, my cousin is allergic to seaweed. I think the rash on his face will disappear in the evening."

On the day of great joy, Xu Da encountered minor mishaps one after another, especially the sudden rain, which made Xu Da feel cold, as if deliberately trying to break through his disguise covered by ashes.

Lin Yuesha believes that it is precisely because of being called Xu Meiren that Xu Da has the burden of being an idol.

Facing repeated blows, Xu Da hypnotized himself and married Wu Ya smoothly.

Xu Dacheng’s marriage was just in time for the Duanyang Festival. Madam Xu waved her big hand and added several big dishes to each table, such as chicken, duck, fish, Sixi meatballs, wedding cakes, etc. Dozens of tables were opened by the sea. Still in the celebration, the gongs and drums were blaring and never stopped.

It was almost time, Lin Yuesha brought out her soaked glutinous rice, put the stuffing on it, and led the female workers to make zongzi together.

Everyone is used to the work, with quick hands and feet, and several flavors of rice dumplings are tied with colored threads of different colors.

While there was still plenty of fillings, Lin Yuesha used Zhao's altar meat and salted egg yolks that had already been marinated to make a few Dragon Ball dumplings.

When making zongzi, Lin Yuesha did not see King Luo, and when the Dragon Balls were cooked, King Luo suddenly appeared behind Lin Yuesha.

"Uncle, where is my cousin?"

Lin Yuesha wiped her hands with a handkerchief, and she specially left a dragon ball rice dumpling for Xu Da, which was silent comfort.

"He sat on the reef and looked at the sea."

Just now, Luo Wang's remaining conscience was troubled, and he went to Xu Da immediately.

Xu Da was sitting on a high reef by the sea, Luo Wang thought he was going to jump into the sea.

In the end, he was a brother for many years. Luo Wang felt that he had to give Xu Dakuan peace of mind and save this innocent little life.

When he came closer, Xu Da's upper body shook slightly, as if he was sobbing.

"When a man tears, he doesn't flick it lightly. When I saw it, I had to comfort him!"

King Luo leaped onto the rock, only to see Xu Da turned around with a surprised expression, and there was a suspicious trace on the corner of his mouth.

Xu Da wiped the corners of his mouth, pointed to the wedding cake in his hand and said: "The wedding cake my mother bought is not as good as my cousin's handicraft, and it's dry, hard and sweet, and my throat is dry, did you bring me something delicious? ?”

Luo Wang was silent, the glass-hearted person was not Xu Da, but himself.

Hearing that Xu Da didn't take it seriously, Lin Yuesha felt relieved, otherwise everything would happen because of the seaweed mask, and she felt guilty.

In the afternoon, the craftsmen got together spontaneously, and besides sea fishing, they prepared many small programs.

Lin Yuesha followed Qi Heng to the sea and caught a big fish weighing more than ten kilograms.

Living in a fishing village by the sea, life is leisurely and carefree. There is seafood all year round, and there is no shortage of chicken, duck and fish. Except for the occasional sea breeze, there are almost no other shortcomings.

As the night fell, when it was time to light the lanterns, Xu Da finally returned to the wedding room.

Wu Ya waited for a day, her feet were sore and her legs were numb. In order to take care of Xu Da's face, everyone didn't tell her what happened.

Wuya was very uncomfortable when her head was picked up. Thinking of the booklet, she hurriedly hid it under her skirt.

She didn't have a mother to teach her, and all depended on Mrs. Xu, but she was a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, so it was difficult to say too directly. Mrs. Xu gave her a booklet, vaguely saying that if it hurts, she would kick Xu Da out of bed.

"It suddenly rained on the way you came to pick up the bride. I heard Mr. Luo laughing. Why?"

In order to relieve her tension, Wu Ya took the initiative to find a topic to talk about.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is to be carried, Xu Da is a person who wants face, if he says how unlucky he is, he is afraid that his husband will lose his strength.

Thinking of this, Xu Da replied: "I've never heard of the bride killing a chicken on the way to pick up the bride. Madam is so ingenious, of course everyone laughed."

Wu Ya was puzzled, this is the part her mother-in-law proposed to add, this rooster is used to make soup for Xu Da, saying it is very nourishing.

Xu Da is speechless, there is no shortage of seafood at the seaside, and oysters can strengthen yang, why does he drink rooster soup, or is it a rooster that was killed to scare monkeys?
As soon as Xu Da closed his eyes, his mind was filled with the horror of the rooster's death.

"Ma'am, what is under your skirt?"

Xu Da took the initiative to lean forward, but Wu Ya said defensively, "Don't come here!"

"I'm your husband, why can't I come here?"

After washing several times, Xu Da still felt the smell of bird droppings on his head.

He stepped forward and took a step closer, Wuya was very nervous as she held the booklet in her hand.

I heard that this pamphlet was read secretly before getting married, and it should not be discovered by her husband. Now that Xu Da came over, she was going to reveal her secrets.

Wu Ya's hands trembled slightly, and Xu Da pressed on every step of the way. At a critical moment, Wu Ya grabbed the feather duster in the corner and slapped Xu Da directly.

Seeing this, Xu Da wanted to see it even more.

Both husband and wife are good at martial arts, fighting with each other in the wedding room.

When Mrs. Xu brought Lin Yuesha and others to make trouble in the bridal chamber, seeing the mess on the ground, she glanced at Xu Da with admiration and said, "God, you are more powerful than your mother imagined."

Xu Da just wanted to explain, but Mrs. Xu didn't listen at all, grabbed the duster that Wuya had used, the feathers on it were about to be bald, and went straight to Xu Da like a gust of wind.

As a result, the trouble in the bridal chamber became Mrs. Xu's siege and interception, and Xu Da was besieged unilaterally.

"Mother, it's not what you think. It's Wuya who wants to compete with her son. We just want to learn from each other."

Xu Da was extremely ashamed, he was already married, and his mother still didn't save him any face.

"It sounds good. Look at the back of Wuya's hand. Didn't you do it? The old Xu family has never had a tradition of beating their wives. How come you are going to rebel?"

Marrying a wife is for pain, don't make excuses for what to discuss.

Mrs. Xu played a feather duster with great power, and Lin Yuesha applauded from the side.

There was a lot of chaos in the courtyard, Xu Da said with a broken face: "Mother, it's not that the Xu family doesn't beat their daughter-in-law, it's because my father can't beat you."

What Xu Da missed most was his father, because with his father around, his mother was not the first to stare at him.

"Okay, dog, you haven't been taught a lesson recently, are you itchy?"

The son is his own, no matter how old he is, he is still a son in Mrs. Xu's eyes.

Mrs. Xu stood where she was, squinting her eyes and said, "If you want to avoid being beaten, you have to answer the question first."

Originally, Mrs. Xu's bridal chamber had this link, but the method was changed.

Lin Yuesha was the first to ask questions, following Mrs. Xu's tune, "Cousin, how old was the last time you wet the bed?"

Wuya clapped her hands aside, it was a good question.

She seemed to see a little Xu Da. She didn't know much about her husband's past.

(End of this chapter)

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