Tomb Raiders Codex

Chapter 439 Bodyguard
This kid has no sense of vigilance at all. Zhong Gong and I stood on the sand dunes, and he didn't notice it at all. As for the corpse fairy, if you don't provoke it, it won't respond. I heard that Tofu enjoys being there alone. Singing a one-man show, he couldn't help crying and laughing. Finally, he kicked hard with his feet, and a piece of yellow sand was lifted up, covering the top of the tofu.

"Ouch! What!" Tofu shook his head and jumped up to take a look. When he saw Zhong Gong and I standing on the sand dune, he was shocked, his eyes rolled a few times, and finally smiled shyly: "Where do we not meet in life? , what a coincidence."

I got angry and said: "Coincidentally, your sister, stay where you came from."

Tofu knew that reasoning was useless, so he ran up with the corpse fairy, and said shamelessly: "I've been here all day, it's not easy to go into the desert, there are snakes and scorpions, what if I don't want to go to the desert again?" What if you get bitten to death when you go back? Are you able to live with your conscience?"

I said, "I have no conscience."

Tofu got angry when he heard the words, and said, "I'm not worried about you, otherwise why would I come to this stupid place! Anyway, let's be brothers, if something happens to you, I will feel so bad Ah, why don't you understand me."

Seeing Tofu's anxious and angry expression, I couldn't help but sighed, and said, "If something happens to you following me, won't I feel bad?"

Tofu was scared, and sat down on the sand, and said: "Let's go, let's go, I'm the one with a hot face and a cold ass. When I was speaking, Tofu suddenly stared at my feet and exclaimed: "Be careful!" I looked down subconsciously, and saw a line in the sand, about two centimeters in diameter, which was still swimming. Immediately afterwards, a taupe triangular snake head protruded from the sand.

I backed away in shock, and the snake immediately showed its sharp teeth and bit me fiercely.Because the distance was too fast, I almost had no time to react. At this critical moment, the corpse fairy next to the tofu was as fast as a ghost. At the moment when the poisonous snake was about to bite, I had already grabbed the snake's head.

I saw the corpse fairy's dull face, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

But he saw that the snake's head was quietly run in the palm of the corpse fairy, so the snake's body kept struggling and bouncing, revealing the body hidden in the sand, but after only bouncing twice, the body hung down and died. It's warped.It seems that he was directly crushed to death by the corpse fairy.

Immediately afterwards, the Corpse Immortal brought the snake to his mouth and ate it with relish. Then I remembered that the Corpse Immortal has the nature of devouring poison. With it, the poisonous things around us are probably asking for their own death.The snake was bloody swallowed by it, its mouth was full of blood between chewing, some white meat or colorful internal organs were occasionally exposed, a big stench came out, not to mention disgusting.

Tofu pinched his nose, looked disgusted and didn't want to look at it, and said, "Why did I raise such a thing?" But said that the corpse fairy ate the poisonous snake, and licked his mouth, suddenly, his eyeballs moved twice, and suddenly stretched out. With his own bloody hand, he approached Tofu and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to speak, but he couldn't speak. After a while, he only let out a breath: "...Eat..."

Tofu wanted to cry, but shook his head and said, "You eat, you eat... that's not right! You've finished eating all your fucking food, and there's only a little blood left for me. I'll take care of you every day, comb your hair and dress, and take care of you. Just like a son, you just repay me like this, don't you have any filial piety." I almost vomited blood when I heard this, this kid completely got the point wrong, right?

The corpse fairy tilted his head, and finally withdrew his hand, quickly licking the blood off his hand, and finally everything returned to calm, as if nothing had happened.At this time, Zhong Gong said: "I think this corpse fairy seems to be useful. In this way, if there are any poisons around, we don't have to be afraid." Finally, he patted Tofu on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You two The relationship is good, it has food and knows to give it to you."

Tofu curled his lips and said, "Only a hand of blood is left, not even a scrap of meat left."

Zhong Gong asked: "Do you dare to eat meat dregs?"

Tofu thought for a while and said: "This is not a matter of eating, it is a matter of principle." I interrupted the two of them and said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, come here, I can really eat If you can’t hurry back, let’s go.”

Tofu became excited when he heard the words, and rushed towards our camp with the corpse fairy.Zhong Gong and I walked slowly behind, Zhong Gong said: "Brother Chen, you are really lucky to have such a friend."

I said: "When you have such a blessing, you will know how much to worry about." When the two of us returned to the camp, I saw Tofu talking around Ouyang Xuan: "... At that time, in such a deep In the water, such a big dragon suddenly sprang out, and Lao Chen and the others were scared to pee. I thought no, if this continues, we are all doomed, so I picked up such a big knife, jumped, and jumped On Jiaolong's head, he shouted loudly and said, "Don't be complacent, grandson, let Grandpa Dou take care of you"..."

I interrupted him and said, "I remember jumping with a big knife, and the one who jumped onto the dragon's head was Lu Su, right? Didn't you hang on the cliff and cry in fright?"

Tofu's expression froze, and before she could tell a lie, Ouyang Xuan wrinkled her nose and said, "You don't look like you can wield a knife, bragging. Oh, don't get so close, you chirp like a crow." Beside Zhuan Rui, he said with a smile, "Master, why don't you tell us a story about your previous experience in fighting."

Tofu was deeply shocked, and stared at Zhuan Rui and Ouyang Xuan sadly, I patted his shoulder and said, "Don't look, I'll introduce you to some beautiful ones later, she is not suitable for you." Tofu said angrily: "You've taken all the beautiful ones, do I still have my share? Besides, am I such a superficial person? I like Xuanxuan. I'm serious this time!" Well, it's only been a while, and the nicknames have come up. Okay, what about Xuanxuan...

I said, "Which time are you not serious?"

"This time, I'm very, very serious. I must make her like me." Immediately afterwards, I frowned and thought about it. I thought to myself that if it is a miracle that Tofu can really catch up with Ouyang Xuan, this little girl likes Zhuan Rui without saying anything. , put Zhuanrui and tofu together and compare, it goes without saying who is better and who is worse.So as the old saying goes, people are more angry than others.

In the evening, everyone arranged a vigil and fell asleep early. At dawn the next day, before the temperature rose, we got up early and hurried on our way, trying to arrive at the ruins at noon.Along the way, Tofu has been by Ouyang Xuan's side. Normally, this kid is just like my follower, but now it seems that he is serious. No matter how bad Ouyang Xuan makes her face, he can regain his energy and post it in the end.On this end, Tofu contributed his own snacks, and looked like a pug waiting for praise: "Xuanxuan, are you hungry, eat something."

"Don't eat, you go to the back and stay, it's too noisy."

In the end, Tofu didn't dare to speak anymore, and his cautious appearance made me very annoyed. The feeling of working hard to raise a son, and finally serving as a running dog for his wife, and leaving his father behind came back.I was cursing Tofu for its worthlessness, when suddenly there was an eagle howling in the sky. The eagle, said to be a descendant of Hai Dongqing, hovered in the air above our heads. The sound was extremely sharp, as if something had happened.

Batu stammered in not-so-fluent Chinese: "Dangerous... Hurry up." Then he explained to Ouyang Xuan in Mongolian very quickly.Ouyang Xuan frowned, and said: "Batu said that Haidongqing warned, maybe there is a storm coming. Let's try to reach the destination as soon as possible and find a shelter from the wind." Immediately afterwards, everyone mounted their camels and accelerated.

Due to the sudden addition of tofu, we don't have any extra camels. Tofu looked at me begging for help. I scolded this kid in my heart, but I couldn't help, so I smiled and said, "Miss Ouyang, you are a girl with the weight of a girl." It’s not easy, let him ride the same horse with you.”

Ouyang Xuan tilted her head, folded her arms around her chest, and said to Tofu, "It's cheap for you, come up." That corpse fairy doesn't need us to care about it.However, we suddenly rode on camels and ran away. The corpse fairy probably didn't react, so we were thrown away by us at first.I looked back, and there was only a human-shaped black spot in the distance.Suddenly, the black dot disappeared, and when we turned our heads again, the corpse fairy was already in front of us.

This scene made Ouyang Xuan, Zhang Wen and Wanshitong three people who didn't know the inside story all change their colors, but seeing that Zhuanrui didn't respond, they didn't ask any more questions.

However, they said that the whole way was running wildly, but the sun was shining brightly, there was no wind on the desert, and there was no storm. After running for more than an hour at a stretch, the camels couldn't bear it anymore, so we had to stop and walk.Tofu wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Where is the wind, this bird must report the news blindly."

Batu looked a little anxious, because the big eagle in the sky still screamed, indicating that the crisis has not been resolved.Ouyang Xuan began to ask Batu why in Mongolian. After a while, she frowned and translated: "This is just a danger signal, but the specific danger is not clear. The storm is just a speculation, but now it seems that it is not storm."

(End of this chapter)