Tomb Raiders Codex

Chapter 496 Violent Solution
There was no danger in the second half of the night. Zhuanrui and I closed our eyes and rested our minds. Tofu and Harichagai rubbed our lips. Time passed by, and the morning light sprinkled on the ground. The desolate Gobi, the gloomy feeling in the darkness finally Disappeared.

I breathed a sigh of relief, greeted Zhuanrui, and said, "Let's go, see if we can fix the car." Zhuanrui sat still, as if he was thinking about something, so I couldn't help reminding him, "Why? Looking for the ancient city , you can’t go on foot, right? We have to see if we can fix the car first.”

Zhuan Rui turned his head, looked at me, and said calmly, "I can only drive a car, but not repair it." He also felt embarrassed, coughed dryly to cover up, and said, "You will?"

I couldn't help being funny, and I said yes, this Zhuanrui is an expert in Daodou's business, he is a master, and his business is flourishing. He usually wears suits and leather shoes and repairs cars, which really doesn't suit him.I'm also superficial about cars, simple faults are okay, but more advanced ones are dumbfounded.Not to mention Tofu, he only repairs that kind of toy four-wheel drive.

I glanced at Harichagai, and he shrugged his shoulders, saying that there was no way.In desperation, I had no choice but to go into battle alone, opened the front cover of the car to check, and found nothing wrong, it seemed that the line of defense had not been breached, the problem probably lay in the chassis, so I climbed under the car, lay on my back to check, There was nothing wrong with it on the surface, but it could be seen that there was a lot of corrosive white foamy mucus near the inside, and it was believed that there were more in the depths, which might have destroyed some parts and circuits inside.

I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I got out from under the car and rubbed the engine oil.We were all only wearing trousers at the moment, and our clothes had been burned before, and the rising sun on the Gobi made us a little uncomfortable.

Tofu put his hand on his forehead, stuck out his tongue like a dog, and said, "Looking at the look on your face that others owe you money, you know that the car has not been repaired. What should we do now? We went home on foot and adjusted the equipment. Let’s fight again, or just go on like this?”

I thought to myself: I don’t have a car, so I’m just looking for it on foot, and it’s going to take too long. What’s more, this place is too dangerous at night, and we ran out of solid fuel overnight, so it’s really not suitable to stay, so I suggest that everyone, while it is daytime, go back to Uterra first, and re-adjust the things before doing anything.

Harichagai clicked his tongue and said, "Bosses from big cities are different. For such a good car, you can adjust as many as you want. I said, it will take more than six hours to go back from here. , since the sun is not so bright, let’s hurry up?”

This trip was a waste of time, but we learned a lot from it. At least next time we come, we will know what to prepare.The four of them packed up their equipment, put on windproof glasses, and were about to walk back. Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a black jeep speeding towards us on the horizon in the distance.The car was driving very fast, and it was getting closer and closer in no time. When the car got closer, I realized that there were two women in the car, greeting us.

After a while, the car picked up a cloud of dust and stopped in front of us.I took a look and saw that there were two men and two women in the car.One of them, a girl with ponytail and wheat-colored skin, winked at us and said, "Four handsome guys, although you have impressive figures, isn't it too uninhibited to be naked like this?"

Tofu said: "Sister, don't stare at me, what are you doing? It's better to come early than coincidentally. Let's talk about it. Can you use your car to send us back?"

At this time, a fair-skinned man poked his head out from the passenger seat, looked at us, and finally fixed his eyes on the car not far away, and said, "Why, your car broke down?"

I nodded.

The ponytail girl said again: "We're here for a tour, and we won't be back until tomorrow."

Tofu was dumbfounded, and said, "Travel? Are your heads showing off? Is this a place for tourism?"

The man was unhappy, and frowned and said: "Why do you speak so badly, kid? You're so talented. Why can't you travel to this place?" After finishing speaking, the group of four got out of the car.The other girl in the car had short hair and looked very energetic. She stretched her waist and sighed, "The vast Gobi really feels different."

Tofu rubbed his nose awkwardly, leaned into my ear and whispered: "It seems that a group of young masters and ladies who are tired of staying in the city have come out to find the meaning of life. When young people travel these days, wherever there is danger Where are you going, what do you think they think?"

Harichagai put his arms around Tofu's shoulders and said, "Look for excitement." Tofu shook his shoulders and said, "I don't know you well. Don't act like you two are good friends. It's easy to be misunderstood." After a pause , Tofu said to me: "Let's remind them that experiencing life here is courting death."

I nodded and signaled Tofu to negotiate with them.So Tofu walked up to the man and said, "Brother, my surname is Dou, what is your surname?"

Seeing that Tofu had a good attitude this time, the man said, "Miangui's surname is Li."

Tofu said: "Li is a common surname, one out of ten people is surnamed Li."

The man surnamed Li hissed and said, "What are you trying to say?"

I walked a little farther, feeling irritable, so I took out a cigarette to smoke, but I couldn't hear what a few people said in detail.I saw Tofu talking non-stop, gesticulating and dancing, presumably he was telling the four people about the danger, the two men and two women surrounded Tofu, and after a while, they all laughed together.

I was a little surprised, what stupid thing did you say tofu?Why did these four people not only not be afraid, but also laughed?While in doubt, Tofu came back angrily and said to me, "They don't believe me and say I should write novels."

Zhuan Rui said nonchalantly, "Forget it, let's go."

Tofu smacked his mouth and said, "Leave them alone? What if something happens?"

Zhuanrui glanced at Tofu and said, "If something goes wrong, it's none of your business?" Immediately afterwards, he looked at the sky and signaled not to waste time.Harichagai didn't say anything, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "It's time to talk. If you don't listen, why don't we still kneel down and beg them to go back?"

At this moment, the four of them had already started taking pictures, as if they didn't take the four of us seriously.Although I was annoyed, I couldn't completely stay out of it like Zhuan Rui. Although these four people have nothing to do with us, they are four lives after all. If they can help, they will naturally get help.So I said, "I'll try again." As I said that, I walked towards the four people, and Harichagai behind me looked like he was waiting to see my joke.I am not as soft as Tofu, and I am too lazy to whisper to these four people. I walked up and down, and directly took the camera from the person surnamed Li.

The man was taken aback, and said angrily, "What are you doing, robbery!"

"En." I nodded, and slammed the camera to the ground.The camera is of good quality, the casing is not damaged, but the lens popped out.When I hit it, all four of them jumped up, and another big brother with a shaved face and dark skin suddenly came over and pushed me, cursing: "I met a weirdo when I went out, fuck it." While speaking, he punched me His face swung over, and the two girls next to him screamed in shock.I have practiced this skill with countless zongzi, how can it be compared with him, after dodging the punch sideways, I raised my leg and kicked him fiercely, directly kicking the person to the ground.

Without waiting for this man and the boy surnamed Li to react, I rushed up and beat them both up. The two girls waved their pink fists to resist in a hurry. .

After a while, the two men were so beaten by me that they couldn't get up, and they were crushed to the ground. Then the little boy surnamed Li was frightened and angry, and said, "You, what do you want to do!"

Tofu stepped forward, coughed dryly, and said, "Old Chen, you are too violent."

I said: "Don't give me any color, I think I'm a bluff. Boy, tell you, this place is full of dangers, you can't stay here, if you don't want to die, drive immediately." These two saw that I was so powerful, And Zhuan Rui looked even more ruthless, how dare they not listen, the four of them got into the car almost as if they were being held hostage by gangsters.Tofu gave me a thumbs up for a while and said, "High."

Immediately afterwards, the four of us also squeezed into the car. The car was driven by Haricha Gai. The two girls sat in the passenger seat, and the five of us sat in the back. Not to mention the crowd, but it was better than walking back for six hours.After a day and a night of tossing, our bodies were covered with oil and sweat, and there was a big smell of sweat in the car. The eyes of the two girls were both scared and disgusted.Harichagai let out a smirk, whistled, and cast a lewd look. The two girls were angry and frightened, and their eyes were full of tears, as if they were crying.

Tofu couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily to Harichagai: "Look at digging out your eyeballs, you are still a shaman like you, and a magic stick is almost the same. I said yin and yang face, is the person you are looking for reliable? Ah?" Harichagai said: "What's wrong with the shaman? Monks can still get married!"

Tofu said angrily, "Vulgar!"

Seeing that Tofu spoke for them, the two girls looked at Tofu gratefully, and the girl with short hair boldly said: "You, what are you doing?"

Tofu is not stupid, so he can't say that he came out to find some ghosts, so he said: "Didn't you say that, we also came to travel at the beginning, but we encountered man-eating ants last night, and almost died. I want to persuade you, you guys He didn’t listen.” He pointed at me and said, “My brother has a bad temper, what happened just now was his fault, but we are also doing it for the good of the four of you, look at the four of us, we are considered strong and strong Alright, now that you are naked and wounded, like a lost dog, can you still lie to you?"

(End of this chapter)