Tomb Raiders Codex
Chapter 648
Chapter 648
I bundled up the tofu and put it on the back seat, and drove in front by myself, and arrived at Bai Shuang's house not long after.
Seeing that I tied her sweetheart into a rice dumpling, Bai Shuang and I were in a hurry to help him untie the rope, so I quickly stopped him and briefly talked about the situation of the tofu. Naturally, Bai Shuang felt uncomfortable and refused to go. After untying the rope, he sat down on the sofa beside him with the tofu and talked.Tofu behaved just like usual again at this moment, the two of them confided to each other, completely pretending that I did not exist, at this time, a person rushed in from outside the door.
I guess this person should be the Mangshan Taoist that Bai Shuang invited back, because he has long hair, not tied in a bun, but braided behind his head, reminding me of the time when Tofu braided the corpse fairy’s hair Scenes.But the braiding of the corpse fairy, the effect is glamorous, this person is simply wretched, with inverted eyebrows, a pair of mouse eyes, thin body, yellow skin, looks like he is in his thirties, giving people a very uncomfortable feeling.
I asked Bai Shuang with my eyes, whether this person is reliable or not, he looks like a liar no matter what.
The man was still holding a lot of snacks in his hand, such as spicy crayfish. It seemed that he had returned from shopping. I thought to myself: Aren’t Taoists also vegetarian?Why does this person look more and more like a liar?Bai Shuang ignored me, first asked the man to go upstairs to wash up, helped him pick up the bits and pieces in his hand, and then answered my previous question, saying that he was not a liar, and that he had seen him show his hands before.
Just like in the movie, he held a talisman in his hand.In a blink of an eye the fire started.Throwing the talisman into the big tripod censer, there was a bang, and a burst of white smoke billowed up, and the smoke formed a hazy fairy dancing in the air, not to mention how magical it was.
So Bai Shuang affirmed that this is someone with real skills.When I heard her say this, I couldn't help muttering, could it be that she is really a real person without showing her likeness?This guy even took the online name of Mangshan Xiaodaotong for himself. This is no Xiaodaotong, he looks like a magic stick.
Although I have doubts in my heart, people have been invited, so I have to try it out.So in the afternoon, I invited the Taoist priest to dinner, and the Taoist priest was so eager to order meat dishes that his mouth was full of oil, and he said while eating, "I don't have enough oil and water to practice on this mountain. I'm laughing at you."
I really can only laugh.
In the evening, the tofu was still tied up and placed on the sofa. The old Taoist looked at the tofu up and down, and suddenly his expression changed, and he said, "What a powerful primordial spirit." Seeing his appearance somewhat exaggerated, I couldn't help but frowned.
At this time, Bai Shuang quickly said, "Master, do you think it can be saved?"
The Taoist priest stroked his beard and said that he could only try his best, and he was half sure, but whether it would succeed or not, the subsequent labor costs would be indispensable.Bai Shuang was about to speak.I said: "If it works, I'll give you more, but if it doesn't work, your labor fee will only be half."
The Taoist was a little unhappy, and said, "Are you begging people to do things?" He gave me a hand to silence me, and said to the old Taoist priest: "My friend has a bad temper, don't take it wrong, everything is still according to the price we negotiated before, you should hurry up and save people."
Only then did the old Taoist nod his head. As for some of the things he asked for before, they were all ready, nothing more than Fumi and the like.
The lights in the room were turned off, leaving only a pair of candles burning on the altar, the candlelight was beeping and beeping, the old Taoist priest was like a magic stick in TV dramas, muttering words, such as stepping on the sky, Walking the seven evil spirits on the ground is like playing monkeys, but the skill is not bad, and it is quite dexterous to play monkeys.
I looked at the tofu stuck by a big talisman, and then at the Taoist priest who looked like a magic stick. I couldn't help but sighed, and thought what was going on. I didn't expect that I, Chen Xuan, would be reduced to this point.
In fact, I no longer had any hope for the old Taoist priest, but the next moment, the old Taoist priest spilled something. Suddenly, in a bowl full of clean water, the water suddenly disappeared and turned into A blazing flame.
This scene was so bizarre that I couldn't help being distracted.
While the fire was burning, the peach wood sword in the old Taoist's hand suddenly pierced Tofu's chest with a sword. Naturally, the peach wood sword could not hurt anyone, so it didn't even cut his clothes, but just touched Tofu's chest directly .The next moment, Tofu's body suddenly bounced violently, and then, there was a heart-piercing scream from his mouth.
It was really shocking to hear this sound in the middle of the night. The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, then his expression became serious, and he said, "Shut his mouth." Sure enough, he was a man with means, so he didn't say much at the moment, and immediately covered Tofu's forehead.
And Tofu seemed to be in extreme pain at this time, his whole body was twitching, and he was exerting great strength. In the end, I had no choice but to entangle him with both hands and feet. With Bai Shuang's help, I managed to restrain him. At this time, The old Taoist began to mutter something we couldn't understand again, and instead, he slowly pulled out the set of mahogany swords that had been pressed against Tofu's chest.
The blade of the sword trembled, as if there was something heavy on it, vaguely, I seemed to see a little person with feathers lying on the tip of the sword.
Could this be Yuanshen?
But when I went to look again, the old Taoist had plunged the tip of his sword into the burning fire in the bowl. I don't know if it was my hallucination or reality, but I vaguely heard a shrill roar.
After a while, all the voices calmed down, and I found that Tofu had passed out and was covered in sweat.
The old Taoist looked happy, and said: "It's done." Then he coughed and said: "My labor fee..." Bai Shuang was so surprised that she almost burst into tears, and hurriedly called someone to transfer the money.I just watched that thing being taken out of Tofu's body by the sword, and now I just feel that a basin of cold water is poured on my head, and most of the previous burdens are gone.
The thread of the curse has been broken, and now, the only thing I worry about is being implicated by myself and becoming such a tofu, and now, this worry has finally been resolved.
When the old Taoist received the payment, he was overjoyed, Tofu woke up faintly, but his eyes were a little dull, he looked at us blankly, and asked, "Who are you?"
No way... amnesia again.I was a little dumbfounded. After a while, I touched my face and asked, "Then do you remember who you are?" He shook his head.Bai Shuang asked the old Taoist anxiously: "What's going on? How could he not remember anything?"
The old Taoist couldn't tell why. I guessed in my heart that he was swallowed by the corpse fairy before too much consciousness, maybe he really couldn't remember.Seeing that he was covered in sweat, I untied the rope and said it doesn't matter if I can't remember, I will take care of you in the future.
As soon as the words fell, Tofu's dull face suddenly revealed a strange smile, and said, "Old Chen, you are so kind to me." on the ground.
In an instant, I realized that I had been tricked!
This old Taoist's method is useless at all, the tofu is just acting together, making us think that the soul in his body has been destroyed!
damn it.
However, it was too late for the meeting now. Tofu kicked me into the air and rushed out of the door. When we chased me out, there was no one there.
Damn, I was pulling my hair, feeling something was wrong, I clearly saw a little man with feathers lying on the tip of the old Taoist priest's sword, could it be that I was dazzled?No wonder Tofu suddenly yelled, and the old Taoist's expression suddenly froze. It turned out that he himself did not expect it, and thought that his Taoism really worked.
Thinking of this time, I immediately blocked the old Taoist priest who was about to escape, tied him up with ropes, and let Bai Shuang watch over him, while I drove to find tofu,
After all, his physical quality is still in the human realm, relying on his two legs.It shouldn't be able to run very far.I drove around and searched around, and I didn't find any trace of tofu in the middle of the night.
At dawn, I was still sitting in the car, feeling exhausted, anxious, and powerless, and finally, I had to drive back to Bai Shuang's residence to interrogate the old Taoist priest.At the beginning, he was stubborn and said he didn't know anything, but later he told the truth. In fact, these are all tricks to bluff people. Naturally, there are Taoists with real kung fu, but it's a pity that it's not him. Some 'ecstasy fans' are just fooling people,
This ecstasy powder is just like those medicines made by Pai Huazi. It is some shady things that are secretly circulated among the people. Seeing the fire in the big bowl, in fact, what Bai Shuang and I saw was completely different. What Bai Shuang saw was black smoke rising from the big bowl.
As for the little long-haired person lying on the tip of the sword, it is just an illusion that I have thought about.On the contrary, the tofu, or the corpse fairy, saw through these tricks, and came up with a plan, let us relax our vigilance and go to the rope, and then staged such a golden cicada escape.
These two coincidentally played around with Bai Shuang and me.
Bai Shuang was so angry that she kicked him violently with her high-heeled feet.Listening to the voice of the old Taoist begging for mercy, I suddenly remembered one thing: If this old Taoist is a magic stick, then who wrote the post I saw on the Internet before?The content and ideas in it are not like what this magic stick can write.
When I asked this question, the old Taoist wailed and said, "It was written by our uncle in Guanliyunyou. He never used that account. After seeing your reply, I planned, planned..."
I said, "Where is that uncle of yours wandering around now?"
The old Taoist said: "He travels in a different way. He doesn't go to other temples to place orders. He just walks all the way to beg for food. There is no news. Who knows, I said, I will return the money to you, please let me go." , My old bones, I can no longer be kicked with high heels."
(End of this chapter)
I bundled up the tofu and put it on the back seat, and drove in front by myself, and arrived at Bai Shuang's house not long after.
Seeing that I tied her sweetheart into a rice dumpling, Bai Shuang and I were in a hurry to help him untie the rope, so I quickly stopped him and briefly talked about the situation of the tofu. Naturally, Bai Shuang felt uncomfortable and refused to go. After untying the rope, he sat down on the sofa beside him with the tofu and talked.Tofu behaved just like usual again at this moment, the two of them confided to each other, completely pretending that I did not exist, at this time, a person rushed in from outside the door.
I guess this person should be the Mangshan Taoist that Bai Shuang invited back, because he has long hair, not tied in a bun, but braided behind his head, reminding me of the time when Tofu braided the corpse fairy’s hair Scenes.But the braiding of the corpse fairy, the effect is glamorous, this person is simply wretched, with inverted eyebrows, a pair of mouse eyes, thin body, yellow skin, looks like he is in his thirties, giving people a very uncomfortable feeling.
I asked Bai Shuang with my eyes, whether this person is reliable or not, he looks like a liar no matter what.
The man was still holding a lot of snacks in his hand, such as spicy crayfish. It seemed that he had returned from shopping. I thought to myself: Aren’t Taoists also vegetarian?Why does this person look more and more like a liar?Bai Shuang ignored me, first asked the man to go upstairs to wash up, helped him pick up the bits and pieces in his hand, and then answered my previous question, saying that he was not a liar, and that he had seen him show his hands before.
Just like in the movie, he held a talisman in his hand.In a blink of an eye the fire started.Throwing the talisman into the big tripod censer, there was a bang, and a burst of white smoke billowed up, and the smoke formed a hazy fairy dancing in the air, not to mention how magical it was.
So Bai Shuang affirmed that this is someone with real skills.When I heard her say this, I couldn't help muttering, could it be that she is really a real person without showing her likeness?This guy even took the online name of Mangshan Xiaodaotong for himself. This is no Xiaodaotong, he looks like a magic stick.
Although I have doubts in my heart, people have been invited, so I have to try it out.So in the afternoon, I invited the Taoist priest to dinner, and the Taoist priest was so eager to order meat dishes that his mouth was full of oil, and he said while eating, "I don't have enough oil and water to practice on this mountain. I'm laughing at you."
I really can only laugh.
In the evening, the tofu was still tied up and placed on the sofa. The old Taoist looked at the tofu up and down, and suddenly his expression changed, and he said, "What a powerful primordial spirit." Seeing his appearance somewhat exaggerated, I couldn't help but frowned.
At this time, Bai Shuang quickly said, "Master, do you think it can be saved?"
The Taoist priest stroked his beard and said that he could only try his best, and he was half sure, but whether it would succeed or not, the subsequent labor costs would be indispensable.Bai Shuang was about to speak.I said: "If it works, I'll give you more, but if it doesn't work, your labor fee will only be half."
The Taoist was a little unhappy, and said, "Are you begging people to do things?" He gave me a hand to silence me, and said to the old Taoist priest: "My friend has a bad temper, don't take it wrong, everything is still according to the price we negotiated before, you should hurry up and save people."
Only then did the old Taoist nod his head. As for some of the things he asked for before, they were all ready, nothing more than Fumi and the like.
The lights in the room were turned off, leaving only a pair of candles burning on the altar, the candlelight was beeping and beeping, the old Taoist priest was like a magic stick in TV dramas, muttering words, such as stepping on the sky, Walking the seven evil spirits on the ground is like playing monkeys, but the skill is not bad, and it is quite dexterous to play monkeys.
I looked at the tofu stuck by a big talisman, and then at the Taoist priest who looked like a magic stick. I couldn't help but sighed, and thought what was going on. I didn't expect that I, Chen Xuan, would be reduced to this point.
In fact, I no longer had any hope for the old Taoist priest, but the next moment, the old Taoist priest spilled something. Suddenly, in a bowl full of clean water, the water suddenly disappeared and turned into A blazing flame.
This scene was so bizarre that I couldn't help being distracted.
While the fire was burning, the peach wood sword in the old Taoist's hand suddenly pierced Tofu's chest with a sword. Naturally, the peach wood sword could not hurt anyone, so it didn't even cut his clothes, but just touched Tofu's chest directly .The next moment, Tofu's body suddenly bounced violently, and then, there was a heart-piercing scream from his mouth.
It was really shocking to hear this sound in the middle of the night. The old Taoist was stunned for a moment, then his expression became serious, and he said, "Shut his mouth." Sure enough, he was a man with means, so he didn't say much at the moment, and immediately covered Tofu's forehead.
And Tofu seemed to be in extreme pain at this time, his whole body was twitching, and he was exerting great strength. In the end, I had no choice but to entangle him with both hands and feet. With Bai Shuang's help, I managed to restrain him. At this time, The old Taoist began to mutter something we couldn't understand again, and instead, he slowly pulled out the set of mahogany swords that had been pressed against Tofu's chest.
The blade of the sword trembled, as if there was something heavy on it, vaguely, I seemed to see a little person with feathers lying on the tip of the sword.
Could this be Yuanshen?
But when I went to look again, the old Taoist had plunged the tip of his sword into the burning fire in the bowl. I don't know if it was my hallucination or reality, but I vaguely heard a shrill roar.
After a while, all the voices calmed down, and I found that Tofu had passed out and was covered in sweat.
The old Taoist looked happy, and said: "It's done." Then he coughed and said: "My labor fee..." Bai Shuang was so surprised that she almost burst into tears, and hurriedly called someone to transfer the money.I just watched that thing being taken out of Tofu's body by the sword, and now I just feel that a basin of cold water is poured on my head, and most of the previous burdens are gone.
The thread of the curse has been broken, and now, the only thing I worry about is being implicated by myself and becoming such a tofu, and now, this worry has finally been resolved.
When the old Taoist received the payment, he was overjoyed, Tofu woke up faintly, but his eyes were a little dull, he looked at us blankly, and asked, "Who are you?"
No way... amnesia again.I was a little dumbfounded. After a while, I touched my face and asked, "Then do you remember who you are?" He shook his head.Bai Shuang asked the old Taoist anxiously: "What's going on? How could he not remember anything?"
The old Taoist couldn't tell why. I guessed in my heart that he was swallowed by the corpse fairy before too much consciousness, maybe he really couldn't remember.Seeing that he was covered in sweat, I untied the rope and said it doesn't matter if I can't remember, I will take care of you in the future.
As soon as the words fell, Tofu's dull face suddenly revealed a strange smile, and said, "Old Chen, you are so kind to me." on the ground.
In an instant, I realized that I had been tricked!
This old Taoist's method is useless at all, the tofu is just acting together, making us think that the soul in his body has been destroyed!
damn it.
However, it was too late for the meeting now. Tofu kicked me into the air and rushed out of the door. When we chased me out, there was no one there.
Damn, I was pulling my hair, feeling something was wrong, I clearly saw a little man with feathers lying on the tip of the old Taoist priest's sword, could it be that I was dazzled?No wonder Tofu suddenly yelled, and the old Taoist's expression suddenly froze. It turned out that he himself did not expect it, and thought that his Taoism really worked.
Thinking of this time, I immediately blocked the old Taoist priest who was about to escape, tied him up with ropes, and let Bai Shuang watch over him, while I drove to find tofu,
After all, his physical quality is still in the human realm, relying on his two legs.It shouldn't be able to run very far.I drove around and searched around, and I didn't find any trace of tofu in the middle of the night.
At dawn, I was still sitting in the car, feeling exhausted, anxious, and powerless, and finally, I had to drive back to Bai Shuang's residence to interrogate the old Taoist priest.At the beginning, he was stubborn and said he didn't know anything, but later he told the truth. In fact, these are all tricks to bluff people. Naturally, there are Taoists with real kung fu, but it's a pity that it's not him. Some 'ecstasy fans' are just fooling people,
This ecstasy powder is just like those medicines made by Pai Huazi. It is some shady things that are secretly circulated among the people. Seeing the fire in the big bowl, in fact, what Bai Shuang and I saw was completely different. What Bai Shuang saw was black smoke rising from the big bowl.
As for the little long-haired person lying on the tip of the sword, it is just an illusion that I have thought about.On the contrary, the tofu, or the corpse fairy, saw through these tricks, and came up with a plan, let us relax our vigilance and go to the rope, and then staged such a golden cicada escape.
These two coincidentally played around with Bai Shuang and me.
Bai Shuang was so angry that she kicked him violently with her high-heeled feet.Listening to the voice of the old Taoist begging for mercy, I suddenly remembered one thing: If this old Taoist is a magic stick, then who wrote the post I saw on the Internet before?The content and ideas in it are not like what this magic stick can write.
When I asked this question, the old Taoist wailed and said, "It was written by our uncle in Guanliyunyou. He never used that account. After seeing your reply, I planned, planned..."
I said, "Where is that uncle of yours wandering around now?"
The old Taoist said: "He travels in a different way. He doesn't go to other temples to place orders. He just walks all the way to beg for food. There is no news. Who knows, I said, I will return the money to you, please let me go." , My old bones, I can no longer be kicked with high heels."
(End of this chapter)
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