Don't mess with me, the bastard of the glory of the king

Chapter 24 The worst group photo in history
Shi Lian bought a contact lens online, got used to it for two days and felt good.

Her hair hadn't been cut for two years, and it was waist-length. When she heard that she was going to be photographed, she planned to have her hair cut.

Qiao Kai volunteered to trim her hair with a pair of paper scissors and spent half an hour.

The effect is surprisingly good, even better than that of teacher Tony in a professional barber shop.

Facing the surprised eyes of all the men around him, Qiao Kai calmly closed the scissors, and curled Shi Lian's hair with a curling iron, "Before I was a model, I was a stylist for the British royal family."

Damn, I accidentally poached a big shot.

Shi Lian's shoulder-length hair now, because her hair color is light, she doesn't need highlighting, a simple curl is very fashionable, and with her tall figure of 1.7 meters above, she looks like a beauty.

There are no special tricks to take the first makeup photo, but the simpler it is, the more it will test the physical condition of the person being photographed.

Needless to say, Qiao Kai was born as a model and was familiar with posing. Under the admiring eyes of the photographer, he posed thirty poses in one minute, which was very coquettish.

Then it was Xia Lang's turn, he didn't need to move, with that face, he was already able to be handsome for the camera.

Qiao Jia hates taking pictures the most. Facing the camera, her body is as stiff as a stick, and she doesn’t know where to move her hands and feet. The photographer patiently guided him for a long time but it didn’t work. Uncle only has one day, and tomorrow he has to fly to Paris."

The camera was dark and shaky, and it gradually matched the camera in memory. The girl's mocking voice echoed in her ears, "Look at this stinky brat, it's so dirty, our dog is cleaner than him, it's a waste of time to take any photos .”

Qiao Jia clenched her fists, lowered her head, and sneered, "I don't care for slaps."

After he finished speaking, he got off the stage and strode out of the room.

The photographer was stunned, he didn't speak seriously, the little devil must be too tempered.

"I'll take a look." Qiao Kai put on a dignified expression, and chased after him without saying anything.

Xia Lang came to Shi Lian's side, followed her gaze to look at Qiao Kai's leaving back, seemingly unintentionally said: "I heard that the two of them are not brothers of the same blood, but have the same father and half mother, so there are many stories."

Shi Lian pushed his head off her shoulder and turned to take pictures.

Single photos are taken, and the rest are group photos.

Qiao Jia and Qiao Kai hadn't come back yet, Bai Zhan went downstairs to prepare lunch, Shi Lian went back to the room and pushed open the window of the room.

The past few days have been cloudy and rainy, the windows have been closed, and the air in the room is inevitably stuffy.

Behind the villa is also the sea, the endless blue melancholy and deep.

Shi Lian saw a seagull skimming over the sea, flying high, with a long and thin whitebait in its mouth, and quickly disappeared from sight.

There was a sudden argument downstairs, Shi Lian looked down, Qiao Kai pulled Qiao Jia, and explained something eagerly, Qiao Jia shook his hand violently with uncontrollable anger on his face.

"Don't pretend to be kind here. You are just like your mother. You have one thing on the outside and another on the inside. It's disgusting!"

Qiao Jia looked like a cat with frayed fur, stretching out its sharp claws, staring at Qiao Kai fiercely, unable to listen to anything she said.

Qiao Kai took a deep breath and told himself not to reason with angry people.

"It's fine if you don't like taking pictures, I'll go back and tell Bai Zhan, you can take pictures."

Qiao Jia was expressionless: "Who told you that I don't like taking pictures, I'll go back now, don't you fucking follow me anymore, I'm so annoying."

Qiao Jia ran away, leaving Qiao Kai alone, stretched out his hand to brush his forehead bangs, kicked over the sun chair as if to vent, and left panting heavily.

Shi Lian looked thoughtfully at the chair that was angered by the innocent. She felt that the atmosphere between the two brothers was weird early in the morning. The mother mentioned by Qiao Jia just now should be the key point of their disagreement.

She is not interested in other people's private affairs, she just hopes that nothing will happen to the two of them and affect the game.

Bai Zhan's cooking skills are as good as ever. I don't know where he learned it. The dishes from all over the world are delicious. The photographer has been abroad all year round, and he misses the taste of his hometown very much. He praised Bai Zhan's superb craftsmanship.

Shi Lian ate a full belly, and paid special attention to Qiao Jia and Qiao Kai when eating fruit after dinner.

The two seats were separated by thousands of miles, Qiao Kai kept observing Qiao Jia with small movements, but Qiao Jia was unaware, or perhaps knew that Qiao Kai was secretly looking at him, but he remained indifferent.

Generally speaking, when there is a conflict between the two parties, the party who can't sit still first either has a reason to be arrested, or is really guilty of doing something wrong.

Qiao Jia's temper is like a bear, and he gets angry at every turn, but he is not the type to be unreasonable.

Although facing Qiao Kai, Qiao Jia was impatient most of the time, but it was the first time she lost her temper like today.

The point of the conflict is not the photo, but the unknown past. I hope they can solve it as soon as possible, otherwise there will be endless troubles.

Bai Zhan brought over the cut mangoes, glanced at Qiao Jia, "There is still a group photo in the afternoon, can you?"

Qiao Jia felt that everyone's eyes were on him, endured her impatience, and nodded: "Yes."

Although they have cooperated, Qiao Jia's condition is still not good, everyone's expression is relaxed, only his expression is stiff as if he has seen a ghost, it's too dramatic.

The smile on the photographer's face could no longer hold, he gestured to ask for an intermission, put down the camera, and went to discuss with Bai Zhan.

"Why don't you find me a previous photo of him, and I'll take it back and let the people in the studio synthesize it, so that it won't be awkward."

Bai Zhan is a virgin who pursues perfection. Since it is a group photo, of course there must be one person, otherwise the photo will lose its original meaning.

He looked at the five people in front of him.

Xia Lang talked to Shi Lian, but Shi Lian played with his mobile phone and ignored him, Xia Lang snatched Shi Lian's mobile phone, and took advantage of his height to lift the mobile phone above his head, no matter how much Shi Lian stepped on his feet, he would not give it to him, with a coquettish look on his face, Shi Lian was so angry that he stomped on him, hugging his feet in pain and screaming.

The photographer's assistant is also a fan of Two-dimensional anime. Xiaopang found a fellow fan, and the two chatted enthusiastically, fascinated.

Qiao Kai stood behind Qiao Jia, looking as if he wanted to speak, but didn't know how to speak. In a TV series, he could play a sad male number two.

Brain moved flexibly, Bai Zhan comforted the photographer who was urging him to come to a conclusion, and called Xia Lang and Qiao Kai out.

After a while, when the three of them came back, Qiao Kai looked at Qiao Jia hesitantly, is this really okay?
Bai Zhan told the photographer about his plan, and repeatedly promised that no matter what the result was, he would pay the same salary, and then the photographer raised the photographer again.

The five people stood up again, Xiaopang moved to the middle, Shi Lian and Qiao Jia stood on both sides of Xiaopang.

Xia Lang lowered his head and said something to Shi Lian, Shi Lian's face darkened without warning, his fingers pinched his ears, his face was grim: "I said why my notebook is gone, what did you see, tell me!"

Xia Lang bared her teeth and told her to be gentle.

At the same time, Qiao Jia stepped on Qiao Kai's foot, crushed it hard, and roared: "If you dare to mention it before the fuck, I will explode your asshole!"

The chubby standing in the middle looked confused, not knowing what happened.

The photographer held his hand steady and pressed the shutter, and the most crappy group photo in history was released.

Many years later, loyal fans of KPL will remember that there was once a magical team, the players seemed to be sworn enemies, and the most fucking nonsense was that they won the championship.

(End of this chapter)