Mad wife married: Lord, don't be arrogant!

Chapter 5

"This, this is the secret medicine passed down from generation to generation by our aristocratic mistresses. It is called Michelle Half-step Epilepsy. It is a poison specially used to deal with disobedient slaves. After taking this pill, unless there is an antidote , otherwise, you can't laugh, you can't walk, you can only jump, otherwise you will be poisoned. This poisonous hair is terrible. First, you will lose your hair. , unable to move, and finally unable to eat, slowly tormented and died.”

"You! You poisonous woman! You dare to poison me! I don't believe there is such a medicine in this world!" Although Lu Jiashu was dubious, he didn't dare to act rashly, pointing at Shu Yunqing and cursing.

"I don't believe it. If you don't believe me, try pressing your Tanzhong acupoint. Will you feel pain? It's here." Shu Yunqing pointed to a spot on his chest, and looked at Lu Jiashu provocatively.

It was a matter of life, and Lu Jiashu didn't want to die. He pressed it as she said, and it really hurt a little.

His face turned pale immediately, he pointed at Shu Yunqing and said, "Hurry up and give me the antidote!"

"As long as you obediently marry me, the antidote will naturally be given to you. In the past few days, you have to remember, don't laugh, don't walk, you can only jump, or let the servants carry you away." Shu Yunqing After finishing speaking, he yawned big, waved to the servant behind him and said, "Come on, let's go back to sleep."

Lu Jiashu: "."

Seeing that everyone bypassed him and entered the house one after another, he said with a mournful face, "Hey, hey! Are you leaving me alone? Hey——"

In the end, Bao Dadong came to carry him back with the beaten face. The two masters and servants were crying all the way, and the crying sound was really sad to hear and weeping.

However, Shu Yunqing had a good night's sleep. After waking up in the morning, she put on makeup and changed into a long dress with apricot yellow butterflies and flowers, which made her even more white, bright and shining.

This Lu Cheng is the richest man in Yangzhou, and his family has the best food and clothing. Although this Lu Jiashu is indeed a bit ignorant, but fortunately he has a good face, and he is innocent and easy to deceive. Should also be considered a qualified husband.

Besides, after Lu Cheng and Mrs. Lu knew her identity, they treated her with special courtesy, and they trusted and cared for her very much. This marriage is indeed the best choice so far.

"Sister, I heard that Lu Jiashu planned to run away from the marriage last night. Is it true?" Shu Yunche was still a child, who went to bed early, heard the rumors from his servants early in the morning, and hurried over to ask.

"Yes, but my sister and I have already taken care of it." Shu Yunqing patted his younger brother's head, "Also, you can't call him by his first name directly, you have to call him Mr. Lu respectfully, or brother-in-law."

"Sister! Do you really want to marry that ignorant idiot? I heard from those servants last night that they all said not to speak ill of that idiot in your ears, lest you regret your marriage. This shows that Yangzhou No girl wants to marry him!" Shu Yunche worried.

"I know, but right now we have nowhere to go, and you still have to study. If I don't get married, the treacherous minister has been thinking about it. The Lu family is an imperial merchant who controls the salt in the south of the Yangtze River. Even Chen Jing will give it to Lu. Save some face. Right now I have no better choice." Shu Yunqing sighed.

"Miss Shu, Madam and Master invite you and Young Master Shu to the Flower Hall for breakfast." Shu Yunche was about to say something, but a respectful female voice sounded outside the door at just the right time.

"Okay, I'll trouble you to lead the way." Shu Yunqing took Shu Yunche's hand out of the room, and followed the maid to the flower hall.

When they arrived at the flower hall, Lu Cheng and Mrs. Lu exchanged a few words with Shu Yunqing. After everyone was seated, Lu Cheng and Mrs. Lu pushed and shoved, exchanged winks, and coughed several times. Finally, Lu Cheng Chen Youyou said: "Well, Miss Shu, Jiashu did something stupid when he wanted to escape last night, but that, did he feed the poison a little too late, I think he was in the yard early in the morning Jumping up and down, in case your feet get weak anytime—"

Mrs. Lu also chimed in: "Yes, poison is something that can kill people if you are not careful. If you are really annoyed, you can just beat him up. He has rough skin and thick flesh, so he is not afraid of beating!"

Hearing this, Shu Yunqing burst out laughing, waved his hand, and brought Lu Cheng and Mrs. Lu closer, and said in a low voice, "Actually, I was fooled by him, I just fed him a grain It’s just hawthorn balls.”

Lu Cheng: "."

Madam Lu: "."

The two looked at each other, very embarrassed, only Shu Yunche had already gotten used to it, eating the steamed buns with a calm expression.

Because of the power of this smiling half-step madman, Lu Jiashu couldn't be a demon in the next few days, but could only cry and dance around the yard all day with a mournful face.

Except for him, everyone in the Lu family was filled with a strong atmosphere of joy, beating gongs and drums to prepare for his and Shu Yunqing's marriage.

Sixteen, coming soon.Shu Yunqing was sent to a courtyard next to Lu's residence last night. Xi Niang and others entered the door early in the morning, washed and put on makeup for her, put on Lu Cheng's high-priced rush-made gold thread wedding dress, and waited for Lu Cheng. The Flower Bridge in the government.

Because Shu Yunqing hadn't given the antidote to Lu Jiashu, Lu Jiashu also came jumping up when he came to the hall, making all the guests burst into laughter, and they all commented: "The young master of the Lu family heard that he has taken a noble girl from the capital, isn't he just happy and silly?" right?"

"I think, I heard people say that this bride is as beautiful as a flower, and she is so talented. She has matched all the couplets that Wang Gongzi asked for from the Tai Tuo!"

"How can such a girl fall in love with him——I can't even pass the examination of a scholar—"

"I heard that the family was in trouble, and they brought a little brother with them—"

Hearing these comments, Lu Jiashu was so suffocated that his whole body almost burned. He silently clenched his fists, stared at Shu Yunqing under the red hijab, and thought to himself, wait for him to be detoxified!There is her good-looking!How dare you tease my young master like this!
"Courtesy! Send it to the bridal chamber!" With a loud shout, Lu Jiashu was driven by his attendants again, bouncing into the bridal chamber.

This move caused some teasing from the guests, and Lu Jiashu became even more annoyed.

Seeing Shu Yunqing being sent in, he made a detour and quickly jumped to a room next to him.

Sitting inside was a young man in white clothes, with a handsome face, a dusty temperament, and a vague medicinal fragrance.It was his best friend Ji Yulan.

The Ji family has practiced medicine for generations, and Ji Yulan is one of the best.

"What's wrong with you?" Ji Yulan looked at Lu Jiashu puzzled.

"Don't mention it, in order to force me to marry her, that crazy woman gave me some half-step madness with a smile. As long as I smile or walk, I will be poisoned. You detoxify me quickly, and I will go to her to settle the score!" Lu Jiashu jumped up. Beside Ji Yulan, gritted his teeth and said.

"Crazy with a smile? I've never heard of this kind of poison." Ji Yulan put her hand on the Lu family's pulse, and said with a puzzled expression, "You're not poisoned."

(End of this chapter)