I don't want to be a big star
Chapter 48 A rapist's big boobs theory
Chapter 48 A Rapist's Big Breast Theory
Zuo Qian saw Shi Shiqi, and Shi Shiqi also saw Zuo Qian.
She walked over, glanced at Zuo Qian, then at the woman with heavy makeup, frowned and asked, "What's going on?"
At this time, the woman half-covered her face and exaggeratedly cried, "Comrade policeman! He raped me! You have to make decisions for me!"
Take a look at it from the left, it's fake!He was so angry that he didn't swear at anyone on the spot. With this kind of stuff, he could tell that he came from the red light district at a glance. The smell could be smelled from all the way he stood.In terms of beauty, he would be disgusted by just looking at it.
At this time, Zuo Qian saw Shi Shiqi's face getting more and more ugly, and he panicked for some reason, and quickly explained, "Qiqi, listen to me"
"Do we know each other?" Shi Shiqi didn't wait for Zuo Qian to explain, and directly said a cold sentence that left Zuo Qian speechless.
do we know each other?This cold sentence pierced his heart like a sharp knife, and Zuo Qian's heart shrank in pain.
When the two policemen heard that they seemed to know each other, especially the name, Qiqi came out, and they stopped talking immediately!
After Shi Shiqi finished speaking, she gave Zuo Qian a disgusted look, turned around and left!At this glance, his little heart seemed to have been patched again.He wanted to explain, but couldn't say anything, and sighed.
Zuo Qian was finally taken into a small room and separated from the heavily made-up woman to take notes.
The person who took the record for him was a young policeman. Before Zuo Qian saw him, he liked to glance at women's breasts from time to time. Not only Shi Shiqi's, but even the woman with heavy make-up had also glanced several times.
"Name!" The young policeman was very serious in front of Zuo Qian, holding a pen and preparing to record.At this time, Zuo Qian was quite leisurely, and instead of directly answering his words, he asked,
"Dude, do you have a girlfriend?"
The policeman frowned, "Be serious!"
"Before I answer your question, let me tell you something! You have seen it before, and I am very familiar with your Shi Shiqi policeman. In fact, I am also his boyfriend." Zuo Qian said with a smile on his face,
The policeman's eyes widened suddenly, with a look of disbelief on his face.This Si Shiqi is the policewoman of their police station!No one has ever been able to chat with her for a few more words. Except for work matters, she will not talk to you at all. It is cold like a snow lotus in the sky.
How could such a woman be the boyfriend of the rapist in front of her?But he has never seen Shi Shiqi's angry appearance. Although she is very cold, she is lukewarm to everyone. Even if she is a prisoner, he has never seen her angry. This makes the young policeman think again. To Zuo Qian's phrase, "Qiqi, listen to my explanation." Immediately, the young policeman believed half of it.
Seeing him shocked, Zuo Qian felt a little embarrassed, and continued, "Of course, it took me a lot of effort to catch up with her."
"What's the effort?" The young policeman suddenly became interested. He is rather handsome, but for some reason, he couldn't find a girlfriend. He also tried many cheats on picking up girls but none of them worked. He has a headache!And the guy in front of him is not as handsome as himself, at least this young policeman thinks so, how can he catch up with Shi Dahua?
When Zuo Qian saw that he was so interested, he knew that he didn't have a girlfriend, so he asked, "I don't think you have a girlfriend yet!"
"How do you know?" The policeman replied in shock,
Zuo Qian straightened his face and coughed. The policeman immediately understood what it meant. He put down his pen, poured a cup of tea and put it on the table, pushed him in front of him and said flatteringly, "You drink tea."
Nodding in satisfaction, Zuo Qian pretended to pick up the teacup and blew on it, took a sip, put it down and continued,
"Why can't you catch up with girls...? To be honest, you always like to look at girls' breasts. I found this out before this. It's not a good habit!"
The young policeman nodded, and said with a taught look, "What you said is true, but I like that!"
Zuo Qian shook his head, sighed, and said,
"Although you are taken away by their breasts, I didn't expect you to be so troubled all the time. You are the one who overturns my positioning of you all the time. You are not a junior high school student or a high school student. You are always obsessed with In terms of breasts, it is impossible to catch girls. Isn’t there many other places to look at? For example, the neck, or dimples.”
Zuo Qian took another sip of tea, and the young policeman listened seriously. At this moment, Zuo Qian took a breath and continued,
"Always stare at girls' breasts, do you know that it's very rude to girls? Do you know that when you're with you, all girls can't have a good impression of you, because when you look around, only breasts That's all. I know you are struggling in the sea of desire, but you are too hopeless. After all, isn't it one of the physical characteristics that are slightly bulging than men? Don't you think that Zhan's constant longing for breasts, Is it a shame to be dominated by that kind of fluffy thing?"
Zuo Qian said, rubbed his shoulders, stopped and said to himself, "Oh, my shoulders are so sore!"
After hearing this, the policeman immediately walked around the table and came behind Zuoqian, holding his shoulders for him, and asked, "Is this here? Are you comfortable and not wet?"
"That's right, it's right here, work harder!" Zuo Qian closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment on his face, took another sip of tea from his cup and continued to speak slowly,
"Let me tell you! As a rational and excellent man, you must learn to respect yourself. You should have the measure to laugh off one or two pairs of breasts. Look at me, the so-called excellent man must treat his breasts as nothing, even if he appears next to a telephone pole Also don't squint, you only have the direction in your eyes. So just laugh it off and say "what are you, fluffy guy"! "
"It's pathetic for people whose spirits are dominated by breasts. Think about how others see you now. Now you are standing in the center of the world and shouting "I like breasts the most".Looks like a hopeless idiot.If you can savor your shame, I think you can still catch up with girls. Now you have to follow me first. "
Zuo Qian pointed at himself with an exaggerated face, shook his head and continued to boast,
"Because I am a man who will not be shaken by such things, and my mind is always as peaceful as a fairy lake. For example, things like girls' breasts, I have no interest at all. There is nothing scarier than that, how about Say I actually hate it. What the heck."
The policeman was completely convinced. Does this look like a rapist?Look at their professionalism.This is the real big wet!
(End of this chapter)
Zuo Qian saw Shi Shiqi, and Shi Shiqi also saw Zuo Qian.
She walked over, glanced at Zuo Qian, then at the woman with heavy makeup, frowned and asked, "What's going on?"
At this time, the woman half-covered her face and exaggeratedly cried, "Comrade policeman! He raped me! You have to make decisions for me!"
Take a look at it from the left, it's fake!He was so angry that he didn't swear at anyone on the spot. With this kind of stuff, he could tell that he came from the red light district at a glance. The smell could be smelled from all the way he stood.In terms of beauty, he would be disgusted by just looking at it.
At this time, Zuo Qian saw Shi Shiqi's face getting more and more ugly, and he panicked for some reason, and quickly explained, "Qiqi, listen to me"
"Do we know each other?" Shi Shiqi didn't wait for Zuo Qian to explain, and directly said a cold sentence that left Zuo Qian speechless.
do we know each other?This cold sentence pierced his heart like a sharp knife, and Zuo Qian's heart shrank in pain.
When the two policemen heard that they seemed to know each other, especially the name, Qiqi came out, and they stopped talking immediately!
After Shi Shiqi finished speaking, she gave Zuo Qian a disgusted look, turned around and left!At this glance, his little heart seemed to have been patched again.He wanted to explain, but couldn't say anything, and sighed.
Zuo Qian was finally taken into a small room and separated from the heavily made-up woman to take notes.
The person who took the record for him was a young policeman. Before Zuo Qian saw him, he liked to glance at women's breasts from time to time. Not only Shi Shiqi's, but even the woman with heavy make-up had also glanced several times.
"Name!" The young policeman was very serious in front of Zuo Qian, holding a pen and preparing to record.At this time, Zuo Qian was quite leisurely, and instead of directly answering his words, he asked,
"Dude, do you have a girlfriend?"
The policeman frowned, "Be serious!"
"Before I answer your question, let me tell you something! You have seen it before, and I am very familiar with your Shi Shiqi policeman. In fact, I am also his boyfriend." Zuo Qian said with a smile on his face,
The policeman's eyes widened suddenly, with a look of disbelief on his face.This Si Shiqi is the policewoman of their police station!No one has ever been able to chat with her for a few more words. Except for work matters, she will not talk to you at all. It is cold like a snow lotus in the sky.
How could such a woman be the boyfriend of the rapist in front of her?But he has never seen Shi Shiqi's angry appearance. Although she is very cold, she is lukewarm to everyone. Even if she is a prisoner, he has never seen her angry. This makes the young policeman think again. To Zuo Qian's phrase, "Qiqi, listen to my explanation." Immediately, the young policeman believed half of it.
Seeing him shocked, Zuo Qian felt a little embarrassed, and continued, "Of course, it took me a lot of effort to catch up with her."
"What's the effort?" The young policeman suddenly became interested. He is rather handsome, but for some reason, he couldn't find a girlfriend. He also tried many cheats on picking up girls but none of them worked. He has a headache!And the guy in front of him is not as handsome as himself, at least this young policeman thinks so, how can he catch up with Shi Dahua?
When Zuo Qian saw that he was so interested, he knew that he didn't have a girlfriend, so he asked, "I don't think you have a girlfriend yet!"
"How do you know?" The policeman replied in shock,
Zuo Qian straightened his face and coughed. The policeman immediately understood what it meant. He put down his pen, poured a cup of tea and put it on the table, pushed him in front of him and said flatteringly, "You drink tea."
Nodding in satisfaction, Zuo Qian pretended to pick up the teacup and blew on it, took a sip, put it down and continued,
"Why can't you catch up with girls...? To be honest, you always like to look at girls' breasts. I found this out before this. It's not a good habit!"
The young policeman nodded, and said with a taught look, "What you said is true, but I like that!"
Zuo Qian shook his head, sighed, and said,
"Although you are taken away by their breasts, I didn't expect you to be so troubled all the time. You are the one who overturns my positioning of you all the time. You are not a junior high school student or a high school student. You are always obsessed with In terms of breasts, it is impossible to catch girls. Isn’t there many other places to look at? For example, the neck, or dimples.”
Zuo Qian took another sip of tea, and the young policeman listened seriously. At this moment, Zuo Qian took a breath and continued,
"Always stare at girls' breasts, do you know that it's very rude to girls? Do you know that when you're with you, all girls can't have a good impression of you, because when you look around, only breasts That's all. I know you are struggling in the sea of desire, but you are too hopeless. After all, isn't it one of the physical characteristics that are slightly bulging than men? Don't you think that Zhan's constant longing for breasts, Is it a shame to be dominated by that kind of fluffy thing?"
Zuo Qian said, rubbed his shoulders, stopped and said to himself, "Oh, my shoulders are so sore!"
After hearing this, the policeman immediately walked around the table and came behind Zuoqian, holding his shoulders for him, and asked, "Is this here? Are you comfortable and not wet?"
"That's right, it's right here, work harder!" Zuo Qian closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment on his face, took another sip of tea from his cup and continued to speak slowly,
"Let me tell you! As a rational and excellent man, you must learn to respect yourself. You should have the measure to laugh off one or two pairs of breasts. Look at me, the so-called excellent man must treat his breasts as nothing, even if he appears next to a telephone pole Also don't squint, you only have the direction in your eyes. So just laugh it off and say "what are you, fluffy guy"! "
"It's pathetic for people whose spirits are dominated by breasts. Think about how others see you now. Now you are standing in the center of the world and shouting "I like breasts the most".Looks like a hopeless idiot.If you can savor your shame, I think you can still catch up with girls. Now you have to follow me first. "
Zuo Qian pointed at himself with an exaggerated face, shook his head and continued to boast,
"Because I am a man who will not be shaken by such things, and my mind is always as peaceful as a fairy lake. For example, things like girls' breasts, I have no interest at all. There is nothing scarier than that, how about Say I actually hate it. What the heck."
The policeman was completely convinced. Does this look like a rapist?Look at their professionalism.This is the real big wet!
(End of this chapter)
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