I don't want to be a big star

Chapter 6 Zuo Qian has contributed! [Second update]

Zuo Qian picked up his graduation certificate speechlessly, opened it, and the golden words "Bird City University" directly blinded Zuo Qian's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

He put his graduation certificate back in the drawer in a very speechless manner, and he had already defined this bird city as a rural city in his heart.Have you ever seen a big city called Bird City? Haven’t you?Hey~!Fortunate to see it once!Honor it!Tremble!
Alas~!After Zuo Qian had no choice but to locate the location, he checked the map where he was, "Huh~!" He found that the city he was in was very big!The name is Kyoto!

Grip!You can tell where it is just by looking at the name!In ancient times, it was the capital city!The absolute center of the country!Zuo Qian was overjoyed, it's a big stage!Definitely better than being in a country city.

Zuo Qian stayed happily until midnight, feeling extremely sleepy.Climbing into bed and sleeping until dawn, when he opened his eyes, it was past nine o'clock.

I lazily left the room, looked through the refrigerator, and found nothing, and my stomach was growling hungry, thinking that the girl had already gone to work!
Alas~!Looking for a job, Zuo Qian scratched his head, went to wash up, and sat on the sofa thinking about things while laughing.

What job are you looking for?work related to writing.It must also be the work that paves the way for becoming a star.So what works well?
Zuo Qian found that his mind was empty and he had nothing.

Are you going to apply for a TV station?Do you have the talent to be a radio host or program host?definitely.

No.

Participate in a talent show?That's all a joke!Zuo Qian is still very self-aware. Singing a song is like killing a pig. If others ask for money, he will kill him.

Zuo Qian scratched his head, there was no suitable job for him at all!He closed his eyes and leaned back on the sofa, controlling his emotions to calm himself down.

correct!

Zuo Qian thought of a job, and it was related to writing.Contribute!
hey-hey!This is it!Although he can't write novels now, he can write other things!Although I didn't read novels at the beginning, I did read some jokes!something interesting.These don't need any writing.Just remember those jokes.

Just do what you said, Zuo Qian immediately went back to the room, turned on the computer, clicked on the engine, entered, and submitted the word.

Soon a page came out, with dozens of websites from top to bottom.There are China Writers Association, Poetry Magazine, Literature Monthly, Selected Novels, and Huaxiang Weekly.Zuo Qian was dazzled by watching for a while, and didn't know which one to choose.

After deleting one by one, Zuo Qian chose Huaxiang Weekly, which contains everything, including essays, essays, sketches, humorous stories, satirical novels, academic essays, selected excellent works of essays in national newspapers and periodicals, and magazines published publicly at home and abroad .

Zuo Qian had an idea in an instant, and began to search Huaxia Football, and found some information.I found that this Chinese football is the same as the football on Earth and other countries, two words, no.Four words, all kinds of words are not good.Hey, you can't blame me for that.

I also searched for relevant information about Huaxia football, and found that although there are many people scolding, there is no joke. Is there no joke in this world?Not even football-related jokes.

After finding the names of some football powerhouses, I didn’t open the document until noon, and started typing.

Title: On Chinese Football.

Spain is not the Spain it was four years ago, and England is not the England it used to be.The real football team will not regress.Looking at the international football world, only the Huaxia football team can do this, and it was the Huaxia team back then.

why?

Barger said: We have four teams, all of which can enter the top [-]. Ode said: We never look at the score.He said, we just play well; Alan Ting said, we have the champion.The Huaxia team said, we don't play with you at all.

Although Chinese football cannot enter international competitions, they are having fun in Asia.

Whenever there is a game, the football coach will give face-to-face instructions to his players before the game!
to the pitch,
A team member suddenly asked, "Where did the game ball go?"

Another player: "Don't look for it, just play without the ball."

After losing the battle, they still had a good life without any anger, why?
"Brother Wei" found a member of the Huaxia team to advertise. The player held a football in his left hand.

But in the Huaxia team, there is a young player who is deeply troubled, because he has a dream of reviving Huaxia football!
So he came to a temple deep in the mountains to ask the Zen master for advice, why the Huaxia team always loses, I hope the master can give advice.

The Zen master smiled without saying a word, grabbed a chicken, and wrapped a thread around the chicken leg. As soon as he pulled the thread, the chicken fell down immediately. The chicken struggled and continued to walk. The Zen master pulled again, and the chicken fell down again. This happened eight times.The national football team realized something: "Master, are you telling us to fight repeatedly and never give in?"

The Zen master smiled: "I'm letting you down!"

【Finish】

Zuo Qian read the manuscript twice, nodded in satisfaction, opened the website of Huaxiang Weekly, signed the manuscript and copied and sent it.After sending.Zuo Qian looked at the time, it was already 12:[-].I don't know if the girl will come back at noon.

He saw 50 yuan on the table, okay!Being so stingy, he took 50 yuan and went out to buy vegetables. This time he finally didn't forget the rice.

When he came back, he was washing rice and preparing to cook when the door opened. He poked his head out and saw Shi Shiqi changing shoes there.

"Have you cooked yet? I'm starving to death!" Shi Shiqi put on her shoes, swung the neighbor to the table, poured a glass of water and drank it.

A word came from the kitchen, "Immediately, we are doing it now!"

Ah~!Is this how couples feel?But Mao is the one who cooks for me!Isn't it all the daughter-in-law who cooks?This seems to be upside down!
Zuo Qian had no choice but to bow his head under the eaves.If you don't serve this girl well, I'm afraid she will be kicked out.

Thinking of this, Zuo Qian didn't think there was anything wrong.I just wondered if that manuscript could be selected!If you can't choose, do you still have to find a job?

Alas~!This broken system is really unreliable.

　So far, I found that it is almost 12 o'clock, and I have only written two chapters.But I said three o'clock tonight,.I do what I say, and I am a man of faith.Fellow compatriots, please write before 2:[-] in the morning. Do you want to make an appointment?Of course, friends who go to school still have classes tomorrow, so they should go to bed early, and they can still watch it when they get up early tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)