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Chapter 32

"My dear guest, I am sorry to inform you that we cannot accept these two national treasures now."

In the Nanshu Kingdom's palace, Xu Yuan and Li Yanrou brought their national treasures on a mission, but the maid who accepted the task did not accept it.

"Why, don't you want a national treasure?"

"But our task requirements stated that the big one weighs 400 catties and the small one weighs 40 catties. Now that these two add up, it's estimated to be two taels."

At this point, Xu Yuan finally understood what it meant to ask for Shu Wu in the mission. Dare to say that catching national treasures is the first step, and fattening them up is the second step.

"Will they gain weight by dancing Shu dance?" Xu Yuan confirmed.

The palace lady nodded: "Yes, but they don't know how to dance on weekdays, and only when they see others dancing, and they dance better, will they dance together."

"Still dancing? So, they can understand human speech, right?"

"Yes, national treasures are all spiritual."

"Sure, please arrange an open space for us. I'll let them dance. By the way, it's best to have a place with big rocks."

The palace maid frowned slightly, not understanding why Xu Yuan asked for this stone, but she didn't ask any further questions, and arranged for Xu Yuan an open space on a rockery.

"Is it convenient to leave for a while?" Xu Yuan said to the maid: "I am an old man dancing, and outsiders are embarrassed to look at me."

"Okay, after you dance with them, just come and find me at the place just now." The maid expressed her understanding and left.

"Brother Xu, then I'll go there and wait for you."

Hearing what Xu Yuan said, Li Yanrou also planned to leave with the maid.

"No, you are not an outsider."

Xu Yuan grabbed Li Yanrou, and after the maid left, he brought him to a cave in the rockery.

"Brother Xu, this place is not spacious enough, is it inconvenient for you to jump up?" Li Yanrou looked at both sides, this cave can barely accommodate two people.

Xu Yuan chuckled and glanced at the two national treasures in his hands.

In his palm, the two little guys also looked at him with great interest, as if they were expecting him to dance.

"Let me dance? It doesn't exist!"

Xu Yuan said to the two little guys: "Now you start dancing on my hands."

Li Yanrou thought that Xu Yuan used psychic communication to make the two national treasures dance, so she came up curiously to see the reaction of the two national treasures.

However, the two treasures had no intention of jumping at all, not only that, but the Pippi Shrimp turned his head without looking at Xu Yuan, and the panda even fell asleep directly in Xu Yuan's hand.

"I advise you, there is still time to jump." Xu Yuan reminded.

The two little guys were unmoved.

"Oh, you have backbone!"

Xu Yuan spread his palms flat, rubbed them, and stuck half of his fingers into the cave.

The two national treasures suddenly felt a jolt, and then they were surprised to find that they were only a few centimeters away from the wall, and the palm they were on was slowly piercing into the cave wall.

The two of them were stunned, cutting the cave as tofu, what kind of power is this?

"Start jumping now, or you will be the ones stuck in the wall later."

Xu Yuan said coldly: "Let me remind you that there is a national treasure protection area in Nanshu, and you were just randomly selected as markers in the palace. Even if I kill you, the king of Nanshu will only choose a new pair." Entering the palace, dare not do anything to me."

When the two national treasures heard this, their bodies trembled, and then the Pippi Shrimp immediately jumped up on the panda, urging the panda to run quickly.

"Yanrou, block the entrance of the cave!"

Xu Yuan let the two national treasures jump off his palms, because the hole was not big, it was easy for Li Yanrou to stop them.

The fact is indeed the case, ten seconds after the two national treasures escaped, Li Yanrou caught them back again.

"Jump or not?"

Xu Yuan was not polite this time, and directly held them one by one in his hands.

Looking at Xu Yuan's menacing eyes, the two national treasures nodded in humiliation, then landed on the ground, and obediently danced the Shu dance.

This national treasure is really strange, originally it was only the size of a palm, but from the beginning of the Shu dance, the reminder has doubled in just one minute, and after another five minutes, the cave can no longer hold them, so Xu Yuan took them with him. Go outside and start jumping.

As soon as they got outside, the two national treasures fit together again, and then ran away.

But Xu Yuan had already expected that the panda would be sent flying with just one slap.

The panda fell to the ground, and Pippi Xia wanted to escape alone, but Xu Yuan stepped on his tail and couldn't escape.

"How dare you run?"

Xu Yuan kicked the panda to wake it up, and then slapped it a few more times at the face he just slapped.

"Brother Xu, take it easy."

Xu Yuan's slap was slapped one after another, Li Yanrou watched with horror, fearing that Xu Yuan would accidentally kill this national treasure.

"Don't be afraid, this national treasure is very fat!"

As he said that, Xu Yuan slapped the pandas again.

The panda was taken aback, and with trembling hands, he pointed at the Pippi shrimp on the ground.

This means, because Mao only hit me, it is also a national treasure!

That Pippi Shrimp was already trembling, but when he saw the panda betraying him, he lay down on the ground, not daring to move, showing that he was very well-behaved.

"And you dare to ask questions?"

Facing the panda's face, Xu Yuan twitched his mouth again.

There is a reason why he smokes pandas exclusively.

When he was on Earth, Xu Yuan was not very happy that this guy ate, drank and had fun every day, but in the end he could become a national treasure and be served by others.

Now that he's back in Wuzhou Realm, if he has a chance to vent his past resentment, he will naturally not make any noise if he can do it.

After playing for a full 5 minutes, Xu Yuan was finally initially satisfied, and warned the two guys: "There will be another time, just break your leg!"

The two national treasures were completely convinced this time, they danced the Shu dance obediently, and then weighed themselves regularly, not daring to be negligent.

After tossing for half an hour, the national treasure reached the standard weight, and followed Xu Yuan to go to work.

"Why is Dabao's face swollen?" The maid asked strangely when she saw Lao Gao's swollen face on one side of the panda.

"It jumped so excitedly that it knocked on the ground." Xu Yuan explained.

That panda showed aggrieved face, the ground of your house can be swollen as thick as a football?
It muttered and wanted to say something, but Xu Yuan was present, so it finally held back.

I was wronged, but I didn't say anything, or I would have to hang a football on the other side of my face.

"Oh, here are your scoring balls, here you are."

The maid didn't think much, and began to hand over the task rewards.

Xu Yuan took the scoring ball and asked the maid, "Excuse me, where is there a place to wash my hands? I was too tired from dancing just now, and my hands were sweating."

The palace lady was very puzzled, shouldn't she take a bath if she sweats from dancing? Why are her hands sweating?Don't the disciples of Xianmen sweat in the same way as us?
"There is a sink at the exit, you can wash there, it's not far away." The maid pointed Xu Yuan to a place.

"Okay, thanks, bye."

"You are welcome, welcome to come again next time."

(End of this chapter)