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Chapter 114 Conscience Indicator
Chapter 114 Conscience Indicator
The camera zoomed in on the screen of the smart health screening detector, and everyone in the audience could clearly see their general health score.
The audience began to exclaim, wow! ! !Jiang Rantan's health score turned out to be 98 points, and the scores of all body systems were almost perfect.
Yu Fan took the microphone and excitedly announced to the audience: "Our President Jiang's health score is close to a perfect score. Everyone applauds this old man who is nearly 60 years old with the warmest applause!"
Thunderous applause broke out in the audience, and Jiang Ranhan forced a smile and waved to the audience in embarrassment.
Yu Fan continued to say to the audience: "Mr. Jiang's health is so good, it must be related to his long-term drinking of water from the magic water purifier. Next, let's ask Mr. Jiang to introduce his health-preserving experience to everyone."
The audience applauded enthusiastically again.Guo Na handed the microphone to Jiang Ranhan, who reluctantly took over the microphone, he was very awkward and uncomfortable.
Jiang Ranhan tremblingly picked up the microphone and put it to his mouth. He looked at the expectant and admiring eyes of hundreds of people in the audience. In the past, he must have felt that he was infinitely beautiful, but now, he felt that every His eyes burned him like lasers, and he wanted to hide, but there was nowhere to hide.
"I..." Hum... There was a piercing microphone whistle, Jiang Rantan picked up the microphone and shook it twice, the whistle disappeared, and he continued, "I usually pay attention to diet, simple food, daily life, and good health. Mentality. So, uh...physically okay."
Yu Fan followed Jiang Rantan's words and said: "Everyone heard it. Mr. Jiang said that to maintain health, you must pay attention to your usual diet, simple tea and light meals, don't eat any messy health products, pay attention to rest, and don't use any messy sleeping pillows. , Sleeping bed. The most important thing is mentality, do more good things, don't do crooked things, don't do things that are unconscionable, don't do bad things in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Mr. Jiang, you can see that I have summed it up well No?"
Jiang Rantan was so ashamed of being ridiculed, but he had no choice but to pick up the microphone to deal with it: "Yes, yes." After speaking, he was ready to walk down the stage in despair.
"Hey, Mr. Jiang, please stop." Yu Fan called to Jiang Ranhan, and Jiang Ranhan had to stand obediently.
Yu Fan continued to say to the audience: "Friends, so-called family members. The machine you saw just now actually has a shortcoming. It can't detect some of the most important indicators. Guess what it is?" Yu Fan made a fool of himself.
The audience actively interacted under the stage, and they all gave their own answers: "bone age", "body pH", "lifespan", and the audience with more active minds joked: "money." Everyone laughed.
Yu Fan said humorously to the audience: "Okay, I think everyone has given their own answers. I heard some audience say 'money' just now? Bro, are you here to mess things up? "There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Yu Fan showed a mysterious smile at this time, and said, "Okay, I'm here to announce the answer. The flaw of this machine is that it can't detect 'conscience'!"
The audience fell silent, and the audience in the audience expressed their surprise at Fan's answer. It was the first time I heard that one's conscience could be tested.
Yu Fan continued: "Everyone thinks that conscience cannot be measured, but the latest technology has broken through this bottleneck. It has been scientifically discovered that human conscience is directly related to the secretion of saliva. We have developed a conscience indicator. You only need to use your own saliva to test your conscience. Well, now everyone can feel under everyone's stool."
What Yu Fan said meant that he put the sample of the indicator under the stool.All of them put their hands under their stools.
"Touch it, and you will find that there is nothing there." It turned out that Yu Fan made a joke for everyone."Hi" from the audience.
Yu Fan: "This kind of precious thing is rare, how can everyone have it? The real indicator is here." While talking, Guo Na came over dragging a plate, on which there were about 20 beakers , with half a cup of purple liquid in each beaker.Another assistant brought over 20 empty beakers.
Yu Fan picked up a cup of purple liquid and showed it to the audience: "This is the legendary 'indicator of conscience'. Normally it is blue. When people's saliva enters this liquid, the liquid will turn into a blue color. Color. If it turns red, it means that your conscience is very good; if it turns black, it means that your conscience is very dark. Is there any audience who dare to come and try it?"
The irony is that the number of people raising their hands in the audience is much less than the number of people who had their body data measured just now. It seems that the people in the audience have far less confidence in their "conscience" than in their health.In other words, many people in the audience have long known that what they have been doing is a deceit, and they have lost their conscience just for the sake of profit.
Yu Fan signaled a young girl to come on stage, and the girl spit into the conscience indicator without saying a word.Yu Fan joked, "I never thought that a beautiful lady like you would spit so decisively." The lady also smiled shyly.
Yu Fan stirred a few times with a glass rod, raised the cup, and faced the camera. Under the eyes of the audience, the liquid in the cup slowly turned from purple to red.The young lady on the stage also jumped up and down happily, looking innocent and innocent.
Yu Fan said to the audience: "It seems that this lady's conscience is still very good. Please give this lady 15 seconds of applause. A good person will live a safe life."
The audience responded to Yu Fan's call and gave a very long applause.
Why Yu Fan keeps interacting and applauding with the audience is actually using a psychological technique called the identification effect.When we want to reach consensus rather than conflict with one or a group of strangers, the first step is to let the other party agree with our "behavior". Yu Fan keeps calling on everyone to applaud. I consciously hinted to myself: Listening to the host, it seems that there is no harm, and there are even gains.
This phenomenon is like when we chat with strangers for the first time, we often start with the weather, whether to eat or not, etc. These things are irrelevant, but through these things, we can reach the resonance topic of the first step, which is This is where the principle lies.
After the applause ended, Yu Fan asked all the audience: "With this thing, we can test whether the people around us are good or bad, and whether they are sincere. But everyone here today, maybe today you want to test the conscience of acquaintances It doesn’t matter if you’re not at the venue. Let’s test the leaders who usually call us brothers and sisters today to see how their conscience is. Do you think it’s good?”
The audience shouted "Good!!", and a tsunami of applause broke out at the same time. This applause was the most violent since the opening.The leadership in the audience were caught off guard.
Yu Fan shouted: "Let us welcome all our leaders to the stage with the warmest applause!!!"
Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience. --anthocyanin
(End of this chapter)
The camera zoomed in on the screen of the smart health screening detector, and everyone in the audience could clearly see their general health score.
The audience began to exclaim, wow! ! !Jiang Rantan's health score turned out to be 98 points, and the scores of all body systems were almost perfect.
Yu Fan took the microphone and excitedly announced to the audience: "Our President Jiang's health score is close to a perfect score. Everyone applauds this old man who is nearly 60 years old with the warmest applause!"
Thunderous applause broke out in the audience, and Jiang Ranhan forced a smile and waved to the audience in embarrassment.
Yu Fan continued to say to the audience: "Mr. Jiang's health is so good, it must be related to his long-term drinking of water from the magic water purifier. Next, let's ask Mr. Jiang to introduce his health-preserving experience to everyone."
The audience applauded enthusiastically again.Guo Na handed the microphone to Jiang Ranhan, who reluctantly took over the microphone, he was very awkward and uncomfortable.
Jiang Ranhan tremblingly picked up the microphone and put it to his mouth. He looked at the expectant and admiring eyes of hundreds of people in the audience. In the past, he must have felt that he was infinitely beautiful, but now, he felt that every His eyes burned him like lasers, and he wanted to hide, but there was nowhere to hide.
"I..." Hum... There was a piercing microphone whistle, Jiang Rantan picked up the microphone and shook it twice, the whistle disappeared, and he continued, "I usually pay attention to diet, simple food, daily life, and good health. Mentality. So, uh...physically okay."
Yu Fan followed Jiang Rantan's words and said: "Everyone heard it. Mr. Jiang said that to maintain health, you must pay attention to your usual diet, simple tea and light meals, don't eat any messy health products, pay attention to rest, and don't use any messy sleeping pillows. , Sleeping bed. The most important thing is mentality, do more good things, don't do crooked things, don't do things that are unconscionable, don't do bad things in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Mr. Jiang, you can see that I have summed it up well No?"
Jiang Rantan was so ashamed of being ridiculed, but he had no choice but to pick up the microphone to deal with it: "Yes, yes." After speaking, he was ready to walk down the stage in despair.
"Hey, Mr. Jiang, please stop." Yu Fan called to Jiang Ranhan, and Jiang Ranhan had to stand obediently.
Yu Fan continued to say to the audience: "Friends, so-called family members. The machine you saw just now actually has a shortcoming. It can't detect some of the most important indicators. Guess what it is?" Yu Fan made a fool of himself.
The audience actively interacted under the stage, and they all gave their own answers: "bone age", "body pH", "lifespan", and the audience with more active minds joked: "money." Everyone laughed.
Yu Fan said humorously to the audience: "Okay, I think everyone has given their own answers. I heard some audience say 'money' just now? Bro, are you here to mess things up? "There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Yu Fan showed a mysterious smile at this time, and said, "Okay, I'm here to announce the answer. The flaw of this machine is that it can't detect 'conscience'!"
The audience fell silent, and the audience in the audience expressed their surprise at Fan's answer. It was the first time I heard that one's conscience could be tested.
Yu Fan continued: "Everyone thinks that conscience cannot be measured, but the latest technology has broken through this bottleneck. It has been scientifically discovered that human conscience is directly related to the secretion of saliva. We have developed a conscience indicator. You only need to use your own saliva to test your conscience. Well, now everyone can feel under everyone's stool."
What Yu Fan said meant that he put the sample of the indicator under the stool.All of them put their hands under their stools.
"Touch it, and you will find that there is nothing there." It turned out that Yu Fan made a joke for everyone."Hi" from the audience.
Yu Fan: "This kind of precious thing is rare, how can everyone have it? The real indicator is here." While talking, Guo Na came over dragging a plate, on which there were about 20 beakers , with half a cup of purple liquid in each beaker.Another assistant brought over 20 empty beakers.
Yu Fan picked up a cup of purple liquid and showed it to the audience: "This is the legendary 'indicator of conscience'. Normally it is blue. When people's saliva enters this liquid, the liquid will turn into a blue color. Color. If it turns red, it means that your conscience is very good; if it turns black, it means that your conscience is very dark. Is there any audience who dare to come and try it?"
The irony is that the number of people raising their hands in the audience is much less than the number of people who had their body data measured just now. It seems that the people in the audience have far less confidence in their "conscience" than in their health.In other words, many people in the audience have long known that what they have been doing is a deceit, and they have lost their conscience just for the sake of profit.
Yu Fan signaled a young girl to come on stage, and the girl spit into the conscience indicator without saying a word.Yu Fan joked, "I never thought that a beautiful lady like you would spit so decisively." The lady also smiled shyly.
Yu Fan stirred a few times with a glass rod, raised the cup, and faced the camera. Under the eyes of the audience, the liquid in the cup slowly turned from purple to red.The young lady on the stage also jumped up and down happily, looking innocent and innocent.
Yu Fan said to the audience: "It seems that this lady's conscience is still very good. Please give this lady 15 seconds of applause. A good person will live a safe life."
The audience responded to Yu Fan's call and gave a very long applause.
Why Yu Fan keeps interacting and applauding with the audience is actually using a psychological technique called the identification effect.When we want to reach consensus rather than conflict with one or a group of strangers, the first step is to let the other party agree with our "behavior". Yu Fan keeps calling on everyone to applaud. I consciously hinted to myself: Listening to the host, it seems that there is no harm, and there are even gains.
This phenomenon is like when we chat with strangers for the first time, we often start with the weather, whether to eat or not, etc. These things are irrelevant, but through these things, we can reach the resonance topic of the first step, which is This is where the principle lies.
After the applause ended, Yu Fan asked all the audience: "With this thing, we can test whether the people around us are good or bad, and whether they are sincere. But everyone here today, maybe today you want to test the conscience of acquaintances It doesn’t matter if you’re not at the venue. Let’s test the leaders who usually call us brothers and sisters today to see how their conscience is. Do you think it’s good?”
The audience shouted "Good!!", and a tsunami of applause broke out at the same time. This applause was the most violent since the opening.The leadership in the audience were caught off guard.
Yu Fan shouted: "Let us welcome all our leaders to the stage with the warmest applause!!!"
Conscience is everyone's fairest judge. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience. --anthocyanin
(End of this chapter)
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