psychochemist

Chapter 302
What people often believe deeply is not the truth, but what they want to believe.

After Yu Fan's repeated psychological induction and hypnosis, everyone believed in Fan's extremely absurd "fallacy and heresy".Yu Fan's set of things also benefited from the inspiration he got after dealing with MLM organizations several times.

Mayor Zhu then asked for advice: "Master Taoist, how can we use the Qi of the Golden Gate to extinguish Wang Haoqin's fire?"

Yu Fan still said mysteriously: "I will use my golden gate to gather the energy of the five grains in my body and the dantian, and wait for the energy to become one. Under one breath! Jump out instantly! Travel like a thunderbolt, sweeping away the clouds."

Mayor Zhu asked weakly: "Is it just farting? Use fart to put it out?"

Yu Fan yelled angrily: "Presumptuous! How dare you use obscene language to desecrate the spirit of Jinmen! You ordinary man, just because of the arrogance in your heart, commits evil crimes! You don't want to show your fortune if you ignore the treasure!"

Mayor Zhu quickly slapped himself a few times, and shouted: "Don't blame the Taoist priest, don't blame the Taoist priest, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Wang Haoqian, who was next to him, witnessed all this, and he was hooked and relieved!
Yu Fan continued to flicker and said: "When the pindao uses the Qi of the Golden Gate to extinguish the fire, the seal guarding Wang Hao's Qi of the Golden Gate will disappear automatically, and Wang Haoqin's Qi of the Golden Gate will all enter the body of the Pindao. After three quarters, it will be divided equally among the predestined benefactors present."

After speaking, Yu Fan walked to the burning stick, closed his eyes, and began to pretend to adjust his breath.

Mayor Zhu suddenly asked a little slyly: "Hmm... Daoist? Let me ask another question, is it someone who used the fart... oh no, who used the Qi of the Golden Gate to extinguish Wang Haoqian's fire, Wang Haoqian Who will all Haoqian's fortune fall on?"

Yu Fan didn't open his eyes, and said while exercising: "Exactly. Use Qi to guide Qi, use your own Jinmen Qi to absorb other people's Jinmen Qi, in fact, everyone can do it, everyone can extinguish the fire. The difficulty is that people who have not practiced do not know how to distribute the Qi of the Golden Gate to others, and this will be regarded as unfair."

Yu Fan's luck was almost perfect, he opened his eyes slightly, turned around, pointed his butt at the lit wooden stick, and was about to fart to extinguish Wang Haoqian's so-called fire of life.If there is an uninformed passer-by watching at this time, he will definitely find this scene extremely funny.Yu Fan himself must have never thought that one day, he would perform "fart" under the eyes of everyone, it was so interesting.

Wang Haoqin slightly raised the corner of his mouth, watching the "wonderful performance" of this Hengrun junior.

Yu Fan closed his eyes tightly again, frowning slightly, feeling as if he was trying hard.Everyone present held their breath and looked forward to the next "French ceremony".

Yu Fan suddenly yelled: "Here we come!" It seemed that Yu Fan had prepared his fart!
At this moment of much attention!Accident!It happened suddenly!
"Fuck you..." After a rude yell, Yu Fan fell over and lay on the ground.

what's the situation?What just happened?
Yu Fan turned over on the ground, sat on the ground, and looked back to see what was going on?

At this time, Mayor Zhu was standing next to the ignited stick, pointing his butt at the flames on the stick.

After a long time, it turned out that Mayor Zhu stood up suddenly and pushed Yu Fan away.

Yu Fan said in astonishment: "Mayor Zhu, presumptuous! What do you want to do?"

Mayor Zhu showed an evil and greedy expression on his face, and said, "Master Dao, if you are offended, don't bother you to share Wang Haoqin's Jinmen spirit equally, and I will inherit his fortune alone! Then I will Share the fortune with everyone!"

Yu Fan scolded angrily: "You...you are disobeying the way of heaven!!! You are robbery!"

Mayor Zhu laughed loudly and said: "Young Taoist priest, you must have been practicing on the mountain all year round, so you must not understand our secular rules. Let me tell you! Whoever owns the territory has the final say! In HY Town , I am the way of heaven!"

Mayor Zhu's attitude was extremely arrogant, and Yu Fan sat on the ground with a shocked expression on his face. He couldn't believe that this seemingly superstitious person who believed in cause and effect could become so fast before the huge temptation.

When the residents of the nearby town heard that Mayor Zhu was going to monopolize Wang Haoqin's Jinmen spirit, they were naturally very upset, and complained and protested below, but due to Mayor Zhu's usual lust, no one dared to directly Stand up and stop Mayor Zhu.

"Oh~~ here we come." Mayor Zhu said with a sour face, it seemed that a fart was brewing.This kind of person usually opens his mouth to talk fart, but he didn't expect that when it comes to fart, he is also a master of "handling it with ease".

"No!!!" Yu Fan shouted passionately...

Not only did Yu Fan's stop have no effect, but it also stimulated Mayor Zhu to fart even more arrogantly.

Puff~~~ There was a loud and long fart sound.Yu Fan has lived for more than 30 years, and has never heard such an arrogant fart.I don't know if this fart shakes shit out?

Mayor Zhu had a relaxed face, and said hypocritically: "It's really XX cool." It was full of ugly expressions.Maybe he thought that he was going to get rich soon, and the face in front of him was not important anymore.

"Ah! Mayor!" A resident of a nearby town called out.

Mayor Zhu closed his eyes and was still intoxicated, and said impatiently: "The trouble with the hammer, let me recollect it."

"Mayor! Your ditch! (dialect, meaning ass)" another villager called out.

Only then did Mayor Zhu open his eyes: "I'm making trouble with you MMP, I didn't look at me... oops!!!!"

Mayor Zhu suddenly screamed, because... because Mayor Zhu's trousers were burned...to...come up!

Everyone present was extremely shocked!What the hell is going on here?Why did Mayor Zhu's pants catch fire?Could it be that the flame on the stick was too close to the trousers, so it burned?impossible!Everyone was watching just now, the flames were far away from the pants.

The people kneeling on the ground stood up in horror, what is going on, everyone looked at Yu Fan, and Yu Fan was also at a loss!
Mayor Zhu's crotch must have been in great pain from the fire. He jumped up and down in the yard, trying to keep patting his crotch with his hands.It's a pity that Mayor Zhu's fat belly is too much of a hindrance, and Mayor Zhu can't even pat his crotch!I ran even more anxiously, and the flames encountered more oxygen during the running, and burned even more fiercely. The scene was too tragic.

Mayor Zhu was burned so badly that the residents of the nearby town just screamed and screamed, but no one came to help, probably because they were also afraid of the strange flame.It is more likely that Mayor Zhu's viciousness has already caused the villagers to hold grudges, and everyone deliberately watched the excitement with a cold eye.

Yu Fan snickered a couple of times when everyone was not paying attention, and then put on a panicked expression, shouting: "What are you doing just standing there? Put out the fire! If you don't put out the fire, it will burn!"

　People are not afraid of smallness, but of being humble; people can be without arrogance, but they must not be without pride. No matter what others think of you, you have to think highly of yourself——Methane

　　
　
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